The 5 Dumbest Things That PETA Has Done in Texas

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is an organization that spends most of its time making animal rights activists look like out of touch nutter butters and waging wacky wars for dubious reasons.

So, how ridiculous does PETA get around these parts?

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