The Top 10 Video Game Power-Ups

Recently, Art Attack reached the ultimate milestone. We became a video game reviewer. There are game companies right now who have our name on a list to send us every game they make for free no questions asked in hopes that we will say something nice about it to you folks. We are king of all creation.

So we've been in a video game mood, and with a few exceptions like Portal what makes a video game fun is power-ups. That's what we're always hoping for in real life, isn't it? We want to rummage in a trash can and come out with a winning lottery ticket or the ability to remove Zooey Deschanel's clothes. Instead we get an empty chili can and something that smells like pine and death.

What are the best power-ups in the history of gaming, well we'd like to point out...

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Jef Rouner is a contributing writer who covers politics, pop culture, social justice, video games, and online behavior. He is often a professional annoyance to the ignorant and hurtful.
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