Top 10: Things in Your Closet You Must Destroy Now

Next month, we'll be a whole year into the new decade. While we still aren't quite sure how to refer to it yet (the twenty-teens?), we can think of 10 fashion trends we'd like to stay permanently fixed in the past.

10. Harem Pants Harem Pants are the fashion equivalent of the mullet: tight at the ankles, baggy in the crotch. We have yet to see anyone look attractive in these things. After all, how sexy can you be when you look like you've just dropped a load in your pants?

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Lauren Marmaduke
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