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Top 10: Things in Your Closet You Must Destroy Now

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(Fat Guy vs. Skinny Jeans. If your mom has to help you tuck in your fat, this look is not for you.)

5. Skinny Jeans on the Not-So-Skinny Confucius say: Is skinny jean worn by fat guy still skinny jean? Rock stars have been slinking around in these for decades. Unfortunately, many have also been doing heroin for decades, resulting in the rail-thin frame necessary to pull off the look. Heavier legs in skinny jeans tend to look like denim-wrapped chicken drumsticks. Not built like a coat hanger? Who cares--accentuate your curves, you sexy bitch. Just don't wear pants made for someone that is.

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