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Top Five: Tackiest September Trends

We're back this month with another list of the most tacky, weird, horrific, and just plain stupid, potential trends in popular culture. Be warned, and turn the tide.

No Meat Diapers or Lobster Claw Booties There's really nothing cuter than a baby all dressed up for Halloween. Unless that baby is wearing the "Baby Lady Gaga Bunting Costume," including "1 Red baby veil" (creepy blonde baby wig sold separately). There's nothing more terrifying--until the "Baby Lady Gaga Meat Onesie" hits the market.

All My Friends Are Dead It's sophomoric. It's tacky. So why can't we stop laughing? All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monson and Jory John is written in the same overly honest style of Everyone Poops. However, we're pretty sure you're not going to be reading this one to your 2 year old--for starters, it's over 90 pages-long. Click the link for a preview and decide for yourself. Was released September 19th.

Did Your Car Just Wink at Me? Last month it was The Carstache. This month it's Carlashes and Crystal Eyeliner from Turbo Style Products. For only $24.99 you can be one step closer to driving the Mr. Potato Head you so loved as a child. Crystal Eyeliner sold separately.

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