2. "Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians -- except for the occasional mountain lion steak." Ted Nugent

3. "The big-legged woman ain't got no soul." Ted Nugent

4. "A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact." Louis C.K.

5. "If every word a person says has to be right and balanced and fair, I will jump off a tall thing into a hard place." Louis C.K.

6. "I really have the American dream licked." Ted Nugent

7. "If I were creating a world, I wouldn't have made butterflies and daffodils." Louis C.K.

8. "Deer aren't capable of that way of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next and can I run fast enough to get away?' They are very much like the Democrats in Congress." Ted Nugent

9. "You're all gonna die. Then you'll be dead for way longer than you're alive, like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet." Louis C.K.

10. "My idea of fast food is a mallard." Ted Nugent

11. "I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of them. That's just the way I am. They make me feel good about who I am." Louis C.K.

12. "I'm not interested in other people thinking differently. I don't care. I'm not even educated; it's something that I'm not qualified to do." Louis C.K.

13. "I've started to kind of hate people..." Louis C.K.