Title: Aladdin Describe This Movie in One Game of Thrones Quote: CERSEI LANNISTER: I wanted those elephants. Brief Plot Synopsis: Homeless man rubs one out. A genie, that is. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2.5 Bri...

Title: John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum Describe This Movie In A Blatant Ripoff Of Joe Bob Briggs's Review Style: Eleventy hundred dead bodies, zero breasts, multiple cranial perforations, one explosive decapitation, one (self-inflicted) severed ...

Violent Femmes, X House of Blues May 10, 2019 On paper, this was an odd pairing. There’s nothing that immediately comes to mind linking punk legends X and venerable alt rockers Violent Femmes aside from their cache with Generation X and their brac...

Title: Pokémon Detective Pikachu Describe This Movie In One Peanuts Quote: CHARLIE BROWN: How can I remember the face I can't forget? Brief Plot Synopsis: Pika pika, pika pika pika. Pika pi-pikachu. Psyduck. Rating Using Random Objects R...

Old 97's House of Blues May 8, 2019 We’ve written enough times about the Old 97’s here at the Houston Press that you could probably cobble together a passable write-up of last night’s show by cutting and pasting relevant passages about coming...

Though it may seem anticlimactic at this point, what with Avengers: Endgame possibly becoming the biggest grossing movie of all time by the time you read this (and less than three weeks after its release), the 2019 summer movie season has onl...