Pete Vonder Haar
Peter Vonder Haar writes movie reviews for the Houston Press and the occasional book. The first three novels in the "Clarke & Clarke Mysteries" - Lucky Town, Point Blank, and Empty Sky - are out now.
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3 days ago | Pop CultureTitle: Moffie Describe This Movie Using One Monty Python's Flying Circus Quote: COLONEL: It's a pig's life — *man's* life — in the modern Army. Brief Plot Synopsis: Gay South African teen has less pleasant time in the military than most....
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11 days ago | Pop CultureTitle: Godzilla vs. Kong Describe This Movie In One Godzilla (2014) Quote: DR. SERIZAWA: Let them fight. Brief Plot Synopsis: Seriously? Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 Doug McClures out of 5. Tagline: "One will fal...
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17 days ago | Pop CultureTitle: Nobody Describe This Movie In One Mr. Show Quote: MARK: Shut up, honey! I have to live with this and you have to support me! Brief Plot Synopsis: Mr. McGee, don't make Mr. Mansell angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Rati...
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17 days ago | Film and TVTitle: Zack Snyder's Justice League Describe This Movie Using One Simpsons Quote: HOMER: I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are. Brief Plot Synopsis: There is nothing brief about thi...
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1 month ago | Film and TVTitle: Cherry Describe This Movie Using One Sid and Nancy Quote: NANCY: Never trust a junkie. Brief Plot Synopsis: Drugs continue to be bad. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 1.5 Private Jokers out of 5. Tagline:&nbs...
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1 month ago | Pop CultureTitle: Coming 2 America Describe This Movie In One History of the World, Part I Quote: COUNT DE MONET: It is said that the people are revolting. KING LOUIS XVI: You said it, they stink on ice. Brief Plot Synopsis: Monarchy is kind of an ...
