Pete Vonder Haar
Pete Vonder Haar is a regular film contributor at Voice Media Group. VMG publications include Denver Westword, Miami New Times, Phoenix New Times, Dallas Observer, Houston Press and New Times Broward-Palm Beach.
2 days ago | Pop Culture
Title: Crawl Describe This Movie Using One Simpsons Quote: HOMER: Well Lisa, remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? Brief Plot Synopsis: Big lizard in my backyard. And my kitchen...
6 days ago | Pop Culture
Title: Stuber Describe This Movie In One Billy Madison Quote: KID: You got a misshaped head. BILLY: Thank you. Brief Plot Synopsis: Beefy blind brute botches bust, bullies beta. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2.5 propane ta...
16 days ago | Pop Culture
Title: Spider-Man: Far From Home Describe This Movie In One Ghostbusters Quote: PETER VENKMAN: The flowers are still standing! Brief Plot Synopsis: Underoos abroad. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 Mrs. Tingles out o...
19 days ago | Concerts
Father John Misty, Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit, Erin Rae White Oak Music Hall June 28, 2019 Friday night's co-headling tour at White Oak Music Hall, featuring Jason Isbell and Father John Misty, was touch and go for a while. Heavy rains in the H...
20 days ago | Pop Culture
Title: Midsommar Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: HOMER: God bless those pagans. Brief Plot Synopsis: Maybe just go to Bonnaroo next time. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 Ingas out of 5. Tagline: "Let t...
23 days ago | Pop Culture
Title: Annabelle Comes Home Describe This Movie In One Butthole Surfers Quote: DAD: And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, be sure and tell her, SATAN, SATAN, SATAN Brief Plot Synopsis: "Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll'...