"We’re going to actually have players broadcasting from their home, in their living rooms or whatever rooms they have in their house, and we’re going to be playing ComedySportz games right there."

“Every song is like a little play you don’t have to go to. Which is really convenient, because now we can’t!"

"I was up against the wall of not seeing people on TV who looked like me, whether it was being a woman of color, or being disabled, or being of fluffy size."

“It’s ’95 so – yeah, it’s 25 years! In the fall it will be 25 years. That’s the Jubilee, no? The semi-Jubilee."

“The comedians that I’m friends with are great to drink with, and the ones that are not great to drink with are not my friends”

"Most people, what’s really being missed in all this, is there is this great middle, and it’s the middle that’s important. That’s what counts."