"For me, it was a little shocking when I realized it was a competition show! I think I was in denial until the day we got there, and then it got really intense."

"I couldn’t believe I got paid to do that. And twenty years later, I’m still getting paid the same amount!"

"I never thought there was any danger in ruining comedy! But, I definitely reformed it for my own purposes.

"One night I was watching Dice Clay on HBO, and I remembering saying – the next guy who comes out of the pack [who works] dirty is going to have to go BEYOND this, and I said I can’t."

"I first picked up a guitar at 20 or 21. I just wanted to make my friends laughs, and kept thinking up silly little ideas."

“I don’t know why I keep getting cast a cop, I’m pretty sure I couldn’t catch anybody!”