The strippers at The Men's Club are about as sexy as can be desired. But forget about them and head to the amazing all-you-can-eat lunch buffet — for just the $12 cover, it might be the best dining deal in town. A guy in a chef's hat doles out choice cuts of prime rib; another makes stir-fries to order. Gourmet takes on everything from chicken and salmon to jambalaya and enchiladas fill the many silver platters; there's also a salad bar and killer desserts. Like the food, the venue itself is both manly and classy, with smoking-room-worthy armchairs and flat-screens tuned to ESPN. The $1.50 cocktails and domestics (and another buffet) make happy hour similarly enticing. Worried your significant other might not buy such excuses for all that time at the strip club? The sound-proof phone booth near the bathrooms says you can be wherever you like.