The Houston Press doesn't want anything fancy for its birthday party. Just a massive pit barbecue that we have to tow over with our pickup. Then we'll need some tables and chairs, plates and napkins, and a frozen margarita machine. A hot-dog roll-cart (with sneeze guard), maybe a nacho cheese warmer. Definitely karaoke. At Any Occasion Party Rental, it's strictly the serious stuff: getting people full, drunk and possibly singing, and making it convenient. The professional staff will walk you through it all as if you're planning a wedding (and you can do that here, too). Tell them what you want, and they'll tell you how to get it done — right down to finding the nearest Party City location to pick up all the amateur stuff.