Around the city and especially the suburbs, there are tons of sports bars, strip clubs and Hooters locations that seem to promote every big UFC fight. But that's likely to be a miserable experience if it's the fighting you're really interested in. So to see some real fighting, and maybe even some real blood, head over to Bam Bam Martial Arts. Fighters are constantly in the gym, and while you won't see Chuck Liddell or Matt Hughes, you will see guys beating the hell out of each other. The place is run by Scott "Bam Bam" Sullivan, who also hosts In the Cage, a mixed martial arts radio show on Houston's 97.5.

Bike paths are bike paths are bike paths, right? There's some greenery, some type of easy-on-the-tires riding surface, a few bridges or water features, and a couple rest stops along the way. All that's pretty much standard. So what makes the bike path in Kingwood's East End Park so special? The San Jacinto River. The eight-mile track loops the river and offers a waterfront view along much of the way. Both crushed granite and natural trails are mixed in with several bridges and lengthy boardwalks that snake through marsh and swamp areas. Gung-ho weekend warriors looking for a challenging ride might find East End Park's bike path too tame. But for bikers who like a river view, shady rest spots and no crowds, this is the spot.

Is there a funnier guy on Houston radio — sports, music or talk — than Lance Zierlein? We don't think so. Whether it's spoofing the Communist-party propaganda coming from rival KILT 610, the Texans' flagship, or the incomparable SEC Guy (can't be explained; you just have to listen) or just general riffing, he's guaranteed to get you laughing. Not to mention he's one of the best NFL Draft analysts out there. He's ably partnered with John Granato, who's liable to steer the conversation where prudence might dictate it shouldn't go. Nothing better for the morning drive.

There's a rumor at Hermann Park Golf Course that the guys from Bon Jovi like to play the course when they come through town. At least, they have one time. Whether it was Richie Sambora, Mr. Jovi himself or just a couple of roadies, it doesn't really matter. After all, how many golf courses can bring together rock stars and the average man? Hermann Park's mix of low prices — you can play for about $10 during the middle of the week — and location — a few miles outside of downtown — brings together quite an eclectic group. And that's a good thing for a golf course.

Shane Battier is almost too perfect: a Duke pedigree, a guy who does plenty of charity work, an unselfish player who does the anonymous dirty work that helps his teammates get glory, a funny guy. He does have one glaring fault, though: YouTube evidence from a charity karaoke event shows the man has absolutely no ability to sing whatsoever. He is so terrible that it almost wipes out his on-court abilities. But when those under-the-radar abilities are enough to merit a glowing article in The New York Times Magazine (a publication that doesn't typically pay attention to the Houston Rockets), we guess it's a trade-off we'll have to settle for.

Need a weekend, or even just a night, away from your hectic Houston life, but you don't want to go too far? Luckily, there's no need to look further than the cozy, tree-lined boulevards of Montrose. Welcome to the Lovett Inn. Built in 1923 by former Houston mayor and federal judge Joseph C. Hutcheson, this colonial-style home-turned-inn offers relaxation and tranquility right in the midst of your hometown. Take a stroll through the quiet neighborhood or enjoy the sanctuary of your room. Many accommodations offer private balconies or patios and whirlpool baths. There is a pool and outdoor Jacuzzi, as well as a library with a fireplace to curl up next to and dive into that book you've been longing to read.

Sadly, there is no magic wellspring or font of clean air to breathe in Houston. Ozone can be anywhere, from the Ship Channel to Katy to the Galleria. The toxins belched up by the scores of petrochemical plants and refineries that dominate the area are impossible to escape nearby. "Everywhere you turn in Houston proper," says Matthew Tejada, executive director of Air Alliance Houston, "there is going to be some source or pattern nearby that contaminates the air. The best place to breathe clean air in Houston is away from Houston." With that, Tejada recommends heading down to Bolivar Peninsula, about a two-hour drive, to suck on some of what they've got. At least it's by the shore, so there's a chance a gust of the good stuff might come your way.

Whether you're shooting your old family-heirloom deer rifle or just squeezing off some rounds with your new .380, Bailey's House of Guns will make any gun enthusiast feel at home. Located south just off Almeda Road, Bailey's is a family-run institution. The range shop is filled with massive stuffed beasts and loaded to the gills with any accessory you may ever need, be it ammo, carrying cases or other tactical gear. Saturdays and Sundays bring parents learning the basics of marksmanship, with children and older kids showing off their shiny new lethal toys. Just be sure to listen and be cool with the range instructors, seeing that they have your life in their hands.

The Texans have a lot of "usual suspects" when it comes to this annual award, but this year we're making a bit of a stretch. Receiver David Anderson will probably never be an All-Pro, unless a really, really widespread rash of injuries strikes the NFL. But what other footballer would celebrate one of his rare touchdowns by doing Conan O'Brien's string dance? Anderson has shown a sense of humor and a willingness to mix it up with the media, and with fans via Twitter and Facebook. His Twitter account has this self-description: "Getting paid to do what I did in HS and I'm not talking about getting Bs and losing my virginity." Works for us.

Earl Mitchell, a third-round pick for the Houston Texans, is one happy defensive lineman: He gets to play in the NFL in his own hometown. Mitchell went to North Shore High before heading to the University of Arizona, and now he's back as a third-round pick for the Texans. "Being able to play here is a fulfilled dream," he said upon being chosen. Head coach Gary Kubiak expects big things from the agile Mitchell, and the Texans' DL has underperformed and can use the help. Another plus for Mitchell: He got to see an NFL game. He'd never been to one until his first Texans game.