Extreme Noise Terror Grinds Fitz Into a Pulp

Extreme Noise Terror, Desecration, Phobia, Nomads, Turbokrieg Fitzgerald’s April 7, 2015 No one I spoke to last could seem to remember the last time that UK grindcore originals Extreme Noise Terror came to Houston. The easy consensus, though, was that it had been a long fucking time. As it was,…

What Do the Rockets Need to Do to Lock Up the Two Seed?

So I’m in the middle of a project right now that involves the Rockets’ 1995 NBA champions, and along the way, I’ve been conversing with several members of the team who played, coached and covered the team. It’s been fun, in large part because that team did something historical. They…

Group Accuses Richmond Teacher of Spewing Anti-Muslim Hate in Class

The Houston office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations is asking Lamar CISD officials to discipline a teacher accused of passed out “virulently anti-Muslim materials” to students in class. CAIR claims a teacher at Foster High School in Richmond cribbed material from an anti-Muslim website (it’s not clear what website)…

Try These 5 Seriously Outrageous Pork Dishes in Houston

From a nearly half-foot pork chop carved tableside to family style pig head, here are five of Houston’s Most Outrageously Delicious Pork Dishes: See also: Try These 5 Seriously Awesome Sliders Try These 5 Outrageously Awesome Chicken Wings Try These 5 Seriously Outrageous Sushi Rolls Try These 5 Seriously Awesome…

4 Alternate Timelines Mortal Kombat Needs to Explore

Mortal Kombat in 2011 was the greatest example of reboot storytelling in any medium. I mean that with the utmost sincerity. It simultaneously managed to acknowledge everything that had happened over the course of all the games and still start completely over without erasing the universe thanks to Raiden sending…

The Six Best Concerts In Video Games

Video-game music has come a very long way and is now regularly played across the world in professional symphonies. That’s amazing of course, but you know what rarely gets any press? The fact that games now sometimes host entire spellbinding musical performances within them. Today we’re going to look at…

Legendary Rock Scribe’s Memoir Light on Music

Going Into the City: Portrait of a Critic as a Young Man – A Memoir By Robert Christgau Dey Street Books, 384 pp., $27.99 Though the “Dean of American Rock Critics” gave himself that title in 1970 as part of a joke (but has held onto it ever since), Robert…

Only You Can Speak Out Against Celebrity Lip-Syncing

Read my lips: please, enough already with the lip-syncing, Celebrity America. Thanks to cheap laugh-getter Jimmy Fallon, the unfortunate trend of lip-syncing that resumed on his Tonight Show has found an audience. In his version, megastars “battle” one another by mimicking the lyrics of popular songs. The practice has found…

The Five Worst Bands to Listen to at Work

The doldrums of the day job. Everyone knows this struggle, including all your favorite bands. Chances are if you’re reading this, you like more than a few bands who simply can’t make enough money to fund themselves through touring, record sales, and merch in 2015, so they work day jobs…

Why I’m Not Upset David Lynch Is Leaving Twin Peaks

It was announced via Twitter last night that David Lynch would not be returning to direct the heavily anticipated and long-awaited third season of Twin Peaks. The show, which is scheduled to premiere in 2016 after having been cancelled in 1991, remains one of the most beloved and influential television…

Dear Houston: Bike Lane ? Parking Spot

If you’re the kind of person who regularly rides a bike in or around downtown, the grand opening of Houston’s first protected bike lane last month was a momentous occasion. As part of the effort to make Houston a more bike-friendly place, city workers last month painted a strip of…

About Last Knights

The glum revenge epic Last Knights is a timeworn tale that, when you squint, looks like the future. Established Hollywood stars Clive Owen and Morgan Freeman are there onscreen clutching swords and intoning dramatic pledges of fealty and death. But the money for the film came from South Korea —…

Katherine Center: Happiness for Beginners

Houston-based author Katherine Center tells us a few events from her real life made it into her just released novel, Happiness for Beginners. Center did have a wilderness experience similar to the one her character Helen has in the book (roughing it in the woods for a few weeks, depending…

Alton Brown Live! The Edible Tour

Alton Brown Live! The Edible Inevitable Tour promises to be full of the same insane and wonderful madness that spawned creations on Brown’s long-running hit show Good Eats such as yeast puppets and chocolate pushers. In an emailed response to questions from the Houston Press, he says audiences can expect…

20th Annual Dance Salad Festival

Li Cunxin, a former member of the Houston Ballet, is set to attend the 20th annual Dance Salad Festival. He won’t be dancing; he’s here as the artistic director of Australia’s Queensland Ballet, one of the companies showcased in the festival. “[This] city holds so many wonderful memories for me…the…

Houston Turkish Film Festival

The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston returns with the third edition of its annual Houston Turkish Film Festival. Marian Luntz, MFAH film and video curator, traveled to Turkey last fall and compiled a short list of films in collaboration with colleagues at the Consulate General of Turkey, selecting those that…

Dancing with the Machine

The conflict between 21st-century technology and 19th-century morality is at the center of Dancing with the Machine, FrenetiCore Dance’s first full-length narrative production in two years. “[Our current] humanity is in an era of high technological advancement, but socially and morally, many people are stuck in the 1800s. There are…

Museum of Dysfunction VII: A Showcase of Shorts

Houston theater lovers will recognize several of the playwrights with new works at the Museum of Dysfunction VII: A Showcase of Shorts, Mildred’s Umbrella Theater Company’s upcoming annual short-play festival. Michael Weems, L. Robert Westeen and Leighza Walker along with Elizabeth Keel and former Houston Press contributor Abby Koenig are…

The Last Unicorn with Peter S. Beagle

Fantasy, sci-fi and anime fans get a special treat at a screening of The Last Unicorn with Peter S. Beagle. The screenplay, written by Beagle and based on his novel of the same name, involves a complicated plot about an evil king, a riddle-speaking butterfly, a bumbling magician and what…

Anime Matsuri 2015

Anime Matsuri, the convention anime fans of all ages love, is now in its ninth year and there are several new features for 2015. Deneice Leigh, who co-founded Anime Matsuri along with her husband, John, says, “For one, we’ve lined up one of the biggest Japanese names in rock music,…

Steve Berry: The Patriot Threat

Yeah, we’re going to say author Steve Berry is pretty good at writing thrillers. His latest book, The Patriot Threat, has bullets flying in the first sentence. Before the end of the first chapter, Cotton Malone, the ex-secret agent at the center of Berry’s series, watches as four men are…

Capsule Art Reviews: April 2, 2015

“The Nature of Forms,” “Intentionally Dirty” The current dual exhibitions at Nicole Longnecker Gallery — photographer Frank Sherwood White’s “The Nature of Forms” and Julian Lorber’s “Intentionally Dirty” — both illustrate the erosion of nature through thoughtful and captivating imagery, though the resemblance ends there. White plays with the shapes…

Capsule Stage Reviews: April 2, 2015

Shadowlands Not since Barbara Stanwyck, as self-sacrificing mother Stella Dallas (1937), who peered into that upper-crust window to see her daughter finally find happiness, has there been such a weepie as William Nicholson’s love story Shadowlands. Perhaps Erich Segal’s Love Story, the curse of the early ’70s, might be next,…


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