Apr 28 – May 4, 2016

Apr 28 - May 4, 2016 / Vol. 28 / No. 17

10 Hip-Hop Classics Millennials Might Have Missed

I’m just going to be real, if you were born after 1996, this article is for you. Not only did you miss out on possibly the peak of modern hip hop, you missed out on a complete culture. Do you remember when Tupac died? If so, this article might not be for you…

Bizarre Memoir Recounts Author’s Brief but Torrid Affair With Bob Dylan

Seeing the Real You At Last: Life and Love on the Road with Bob Dylan By Britta Lee Shain Jawbone Press, 280 pp., $19.95. While hundreds of books have been written about Bob Dylan, the number authored by the Bard of Hibbing’s intimates (professional or otherwise) are surprisingly scant: Girlfriend/muse Suze Rotolo’s A Freewheelin’ Time; friend/gofer…

Paul Rodgers Still Traveling With Some Bad Company

Fans of heavy ‘70s rockers Bad Company were undoubtedly thrilled by the recent announcement that the three surviving members — Paul Rodgers (vocals), Mick Ralphs (guitar), and Simon Kirke (drums) — would be reforming under the name for a co-headlining summer tour with Joe Walsh. Bassist Boz Burrell died in…

Jason Bateman’s The Family Fang Tears Through Indie Cliché

You know that primly annoyed nice-ish guy that Jason Batemen always plays? The straight-arrow whose barely-held-in disgust suggests that universal American feeling that it’s everyone but you who is the selfish idiot? If you’ve ever suspected that the real Bateman was himself swallowing back some annoyance at the stupidity of…

Growing Bro-Country Alternatives Let Fans Have It Both Ways

The late Merle Haggard, while one of the great songwriters of his era, was not a particularly attractive man. No one ever mistook Willie Nelson for James Dean. And Lord knows George Jones never got confused with Kris Kristofferson. Point being, country music (Kristofferson notwithstanding) was once a genre reserved…

10 Good Songs By Terrible Bands

We can all agree that Creed was a terrible band. Front man Scott Stapp was like Eddie Vedder if Eddie Vedder lacked charisma, self-awareness and the ability to write a halfway decent tune. The band’s fake-brooding style and sanctimonious lyrics didn’t do them any favors, and Creed’s domination of late-’90s…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars to Bring Your Kids

Life is stressful, particularly for those who have kids. And nothing quite takes off the edge like a couple of drinks. But what to do when you can’t find a sitter or don’t feel like shelling out $20 an hour for someone to watch the kids? Simple — bring them…

10 Best Houston Restaurants for a Graduation Dinner

The season of endings, new beginnings, and ugly polyester robes is almost upon us: in just a few weeks, family and friends will begin flocking in to witness graduation ceremonies across Houston. As the resident family food blogger and an imminent graduate, I’ve been racking my brain to come up…

10 Artists Who Should Open for Beyoncé on Saturday

If you recently sold a kidney so you could afford tickets to Beyoncé’s “Formation” tour, consider it a kidney well spent. Because in addition to the queen herself, ticketholders will also be treated to the musical stylings of “anotha one” — the one and only DJ Khaled. Khaled has been…

Weather Woes Making Texas’s Summer Festivals a Risky Business

This past weekend was supposed to mark the latest installment of Levitation, the Austin music festival that celebrates all types of psychedelic-influenced music, with an eclectic lineup featuring Brian Wilson, Ween and Flying Lotus. That festival didn’t take place, as a threat of severe weather forced organizers on Thursday afternoon…

Texas Grants Childcare License to South Texas Immigration Lockup

The Texas Department of Family Protective Services has granted a childcare license to a south Texas immigration detention center for asylum-seeking mothers and children, a facility that experts say is detrimental to healthy child development. The license, which was issued Friday, showed up in DFPS’ online database of licensed childcare…

The Party Is Officially Over for D’Place Nightclub

The D’Place Restaurant & Sportsbar, a nightclub in southeast Houston, apparently didn’t care to follow various court orders aimed at reducing crime around the club and keeping partiers safe. Because yesterday, a judge decided to shut D’Place down, send the owner to jail for 30 days for contempt, and make…

It’s Last Call for Our Margarita Trail Finale Party Tonight

Here’s your chance to vote for your favorite margarita while sampling drinks and food, while being entertained by live, on-site painting and DJ CeePlusBadKnives. Join the Houston Press  at the Margarita Trail Finale Party  today (Tuesday, May 3) at Winter Street Studios from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. to sample…

Charlaine Harris Rules the Dark Again in Night Shift

As someone who spent every May eagerly anticipating the latest adventure of Sookie Stackhouse, there’s no doubt that Charlaine Harris has built something in many ways superior to her most famous work. The Midnight, Texas novels, now in their third installment with Night Shift, are truly unique even in a…

What’s Next for Halliburton and Baker Hughes?

After months of speculation, Halliburton and Baker Hughes announced on Sunday that the second and third largest oil field service companies in the United States would not, in fact, be merging.  The merger was originally expected to be closed sometime last year but it ended up stuck in limbo because…

10 More Female Houston Artists You Should Hear

Our article on the women’s movement within the Houston music scene, this week’s Houston Press cover story, had more voices demanding attention than a Wall Street trading floor. You can sell on the premise if you choose, but we are whole-heartedly investing in the rising stock of these talented ladies…

Dish of the Week: The Monte Cristo

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re taking a look at Monte Cristo sandwiches. Similar to the French Croque Monsieur, the Monte Cristo is a griddled or deep-fried…

#TruthDontLie Baylor, You Have a Problem

Whoever runs the Twitter account for Baylor football coach Art Briles needs to be fired. Well, Briles needs to be fired, too. And if he’s the one actually running his Twitter account, then that’s just an added reason for Briles to be fired. On Wednesday Briles (or someone on his…

Chvrches Avoids the Rain to Hit White Oak Music Hall’s Sweet Spot

Chvrches White Oak Music Hall April 29, 2016 “We’ve not been rained on yet,” said vocalist Lauren Mayberry, about an hour into Chvrches’ performance Friday night. “We’re crossing our fingers.” And for the first time in weeks, the weather cooperated, allowing the Scottish synth-pop trio to comfortably serenade an overflowing…

Bonnie Raitt Beguiles Houston Once More

Bonnie Raitt, California Honeydrops Revention Music Center April 29, 2016 In a year when we’ve lost too many musical legends, it’s good to see one back out there on the road, still performing at the top of her game. Bonnie Raitt has been around long enough (40 years or so,…

Flirt Reynolds Brings Late-Night Laughs to Queensbury Theatre

A pirate-themed restaurant. A scandal-laden mega church. A bankrupt community college.  A small town slaughter house. A pornographer’s bratwurst festival. Post-War Berlin. Post-Godzilla Tokyo. Post-Trump New York. These are all places that Flirt Reynolds has been. This month. “Sometimes, improv is scary. Sometimes, it’s weird or fun. We do a pretty good job figuring…

All Right, Who Vandalized This Jefferson Davis Monument?

Texas State University’s campus has been abuzz ever since someone took a can of spray paint to a historical marker bearing Confederate President Jefferson “We’re So Going to Win” Davis’ name, KXAN reports.  Erected (heh) by the Texas Division of the Daughters of the Confederacy in honor of a highway…

This Week in Houston Food Events: ¡Cinco de Mayo!

Tuesday, May 3 Tamal Class with Cuchara Learn to make top-notch tamales with Ana Beaven of Cuchara at this 6:30 p.m. cooking class at Central Market, 3815 Westheimer. The menu includes chicken with green salsa tamales, vegetarian tamales wrapped in banana leaves and sweet tamales with cajeta and walnuts, and you’ll take…

4 Problems With Texas That Are Hard To Make Excuses For

Texas is an amazing place to live and explore, and the state’s so large that a person could spend years traveling it without ever being able to see everything. Whenever I hear people from other places bashing the state or Texans in general, it’s often someone who is judging us…

Halliburton, Baker Hughes Officially Call Off Multibillion-Dollar Merger

Late Sunday, after months of reassuring everyone (in public at least) that their proposed merger was still on,  Halliburton and Baker Hughes, the second and third largest oil field service companies in the United States, officially called off their $34.6 billion agreement to combine companies. The announcement from the two Houston-based companies comes…

Shows of the Week: Houston’s Spring Micro-Festival Returns With More Madness

SILVERSUN PICKUPS, FOALS Revention Music Center, May 2 Never the flashiest, angstiest or most derivative band on the radio, Silversun Pickups have nonetheless developed into one of the 21st century’s most successful modern-rock bands. Formed in the hipster mecca of L.A.’s Silverlake neighborhood (once basically Williamsburg West), the four-piece had…

Houston Enjoys a Rare Treat — a Vintage Lucinda Williams Show

Lucinda Williams, Buick 6 House of Blues April 28, 2016 I’ve seen Lucinda Williams many times, in all sorts of settings: killing it at packed-out clubs, fighting the sound system at outdoor festivals, late-night gigs that weren’t quite going her way, even rocking her own wedding party at Minneapolis’ First…

Initial STAAR Passing Rates Not Spectacular for HISD

Almost half of the Houston ISD’s fifth and eighth graders didn’t pass the state’s assessment tests in reading and math, respectively, in preliminary figures just released by the Texas Education Agency today. In addition, more than a quarter of the fifth graders could not pass math and more than a quarter…

Astronaut Scott Kelly to Speak at University of Houston’s Commencement

As commencement approached, we’ve been wondering how the University of Houston would top last year’s impressive commencement address by Academy Award-winner Matthew McConaughey.  Well, they’ve certainly done it, nabbing the one and only retired astronaut Capt. Scott Kelly, the guy who spent almost an entire year in space.  Kelly spent 340 days…

Revention Crowd Easily Falls Under My Morning Jacket’s Spell

My Morning Jacket Revention Music Center April 28, 2016 Halfway through their third song at Revention Music Center Thursday night, psychedelic indie-rockers My Morning Jacket really hit their stride. The entire crowd had been transfixed by their performance of “Compound Fracture” as the lights emanating from the back of the…

2016 NFL Draft — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

We say it all the time, especially in radio where Twitter and Instagram are such a huge part of what we do in 2016, but honestly “What was life like before social media?” I mean, I remember it being simpler, easier to focus, but also not nearly as entertaining. It’s…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: BrewFest is Here

Here’s a look at this weekend’s best culinary happenings: Houston Firkin Fest @ Hennessy Park Saturday, 2 p.m. to 6 p.m. 1900 Lyons The Houston Firkin Fest is a celebration of unique Texas craft beer served in traditional casks – also known as firkins. Now in its third year, guests…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Let’s Get Ready to Derby

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary events: Back in March, Real Ale invited representatives from each Treadsack restaurant and bar out to the brewery, and each filled a cask of Real Ale beer with unique ingredients they each thought would complement the brew…

Sen. Cornyn Tries to Expedite Houston Hurricane Study

With hurricane season approaching, it would make sense for the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers’ study on how to best protect Houston from hurricanes to be completed, you know, pretty soon. That’s why Sen. John Cornyn is introducing legislation to expedite that process. According to a press release issued yesterday, Cornyn’s Corps’…

Adam Bricks Gets to Know Houston on New ‘Relations’

In 2011, Adam Bricks returned to Houston from New York. Since then, he has established quite a few connections, many of which are explored on the anti-folk singer-songwriter’s forthcoming album, Relations. “On Relations, I’m talking about relationships with people and how they develop,” Bricks says. “The sad and the happy…

Openings and Closings in Houston: Cleburne Burns & A Deli Doubles

The big news this week is that beloved family eatery Cleburne Cafeteria, 3606 Bissonnet, burned to the ground on Monday night, just weeks before its 75-year anniversary. Even worse, owner George Mickelis used the restaurant as an art gallery for his late father’s paintings, most of which were destroyed in the…

Jimmy Webb Sheds New Light on “Galveston” and Other Classics

Jimmy Webb has written scores of songs that have been recorded by some of history’s all-time best-selling artists, but only one has a special place in Southeast Texas’ collective heart. Before you go reaching for that almanac, it’s “Galveston,” which Webb wrote at the height of the Vietnam War. He…

Mother Nature Returns to Ruin Your Weekend Once Again

If you expected to close out the month of April with some much-needed mild, calm weather, too bad. Forecasters say a line of storms expected to crash through the region this weekend could dump even more rain on areas still trying to recover from last week’s historic flooding. In addition…

Five Quick Live-Music Picks That Won’t Get Rained Out This Weekend

Unfortunately it looks like Houston is in for (still) more lousy weather this weekend, leaving the status of outdoor events like Chvrches tonight and Blackberry Smoke tomorrow in jeopardy. Check venue Web sites for other possible cancellations, but luckily these five shows promise to leave you high and dry, possibly…

Captain America: Civil War Is Comic-Book Cinema Without the Wonder

If nothing else, Captain America: Civil War stands as something of a corrective to this spring’s other superheroes-bludgeoning-each-other opus, Batman v Superman. While that film was severe and downcast, Civil War is expansive, at times even light. BvS strove to redefine its superheroes to fit newer, darker, borderline-sociopathic molds; Civil…

Who Should Really Be Ted Cruz’s Veep?

Yesterday, Ted Cruz announced that Carly Fiorina would be his running mate. It’s a move that reeks of overconfidence. Remember, he’s currently in a delegate hole by a good 409 votes. Maybe, later this week, Cruz will announce where he wants his presidential library built in Houston, or the start of…

A Night at 13 Celsius: Houston’s Unofficial Tinder Bar

The bartenders at 13 Celsius call him “The Terroirizer.” Every few weeks, the guy brings a new Tinder date for some wine and cheese at one of the few cozy Midtown bars that isn’t full of sweaty 22-year-olds, and every time, he orders a bottle of the same red, earthy…

I’m Pregnant by My Older Stepbrother. Help!

I’M PREGNANT FOR MY OLDER STEPBROTHER Dear Willie D: I got pregnant five months ago for my older stepbrother, and I have to figure out a way to tell my dad the truth without him exploding. My stepbrother is my dad’s son from a previous relationship; he has been living…

Ted Cruz Taps Carly Fiorina As Running Mate

Ted Cruz announced today that he has chosen Carly Fiorina as his running mate. He is the first candidate so far in the 2016 presidential race to add someone to the ticket, and the move comes as little surprise, considering reports have circulated since early this week that Cruz’ campaign…

The Strange Beauty of a Houston Thunderstorm

After last week’s historic flooding, the crack of thunder is enough to put most Houstonians on edge. This morning, yet another major storm system came barreling through the area, bringing isolated rains, high winds, and a possible tornado that may have killed one Tomball-area woman.  Yes, the past week has…

A Netflix Doc Digs at the Truth Behind the Foxcatcher Killing

If you thought the billionaire played by Steve Carell in Bennett Miller’s Foxcatcher was eerie, please allow me to introduce you to the real John du Pont. A dangerous concoction of lonely and paranoid, du Pont was blessed with money and mobility and cursed with the kind of childhood that…

House of Blues Spends a Tuesday Night in Hell With Ghost

Ghost, Tribulation House of Blues April 26, 2016 It’s hard not to tip your mitre to Ghost for achieving one of the unlikeliest success stories in recent rock history. Another group of masked and face-painted Scandinavians singing songs about Satan? Heavily influenced by AOR sops like Kansas and Blue Oyster…

As Other Cities Talk Police Reform, Houston Stays Mum

Freddie Gray’s death in Baltimore police custody dragged to the surface longstanding complaints of police brutality, sparking not just riots in the streets but legislation aimed at boosting police accountability and oversight. When video surfaced last year showing Chicago police officer Jason Van Dyke shooting Laquan McDonald 16 times, what…

Houston Here’s Your Chance to Join Dining Out For Life

There are two things, without question, that Houston accomplishes incredibly well: fundraising and food. If you haven’t made plans for visiting a local eatery on Thursday, now you have a reason to do so….the dollars spent will benefit a worthy cause: AIDS Foundation Houston. Dining Out For Life is hosting its…

Lawsuit Challenges Demolition of Chron Building

In February, the Houston Chronicle abandoned its home in the heart of the city and moved to a nondescript Soviet-style stack of cement blocks by U.S. 59 and the 610 Loop (the defunct Houston Post’s old digs). Last October, Hines real estate firm, the building’s new owner, revealed that it intended to…

Houston’s Five Hottest Music Venues Right Now

There are no shortage of stages in Houston, and no shortage of acts to fill them either. Every night of the week, there’s some kind of quality live entertainment going down, even if you might have to drive a while to find it. But not every venue is created equal…


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