Try These 5 Outrageous Egg-Topped Dishes in Houston

Hashtags like #putaneggonit and #yolkporn have garnered thousands of devotees on instagram, and Houston delivers some solid options for local runny-yolk worshippers. Here’s where to get five of the most outrageous egg-topped dishes in Houston: Crisp Tots and Local Egg Where to get them: Velvet Taco, 4819 Washington Tator tots…

Houston 20 Years Ago? You Can Keep It

I’m tired of hearing a bunch of moaning and bitching about how great Houston music used to be. The time has come to stop the communal griping about the past. You sound like my Pops when he breaks into “Back in my day…” Eyeroll. No more moaning about Houston’s musical…

Broncos-Texans: Four Things To Watch For

Given the fact that it’s been less than 21 months since Gary Kubiak was fired just hours after returning home from a terrible Thursday night road loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars (You remember that night? When D.J. Swearinger decided to try to break the record for boneheaded penalties in one…

Galveston Boys To Whom It May Take Over SiriusXM’s Octane Airwaves

If you’ve tuned into Sirius/XM’s Octane channel lately, your ears may have been fortunate enough to hear Galveston-based rock band To Whom It May. Their single “Bypass” is getting rotation on satellite radio’s heaviest rock station, no easy feat for a relatively new band. Especially one that has yet to release…

5 Arguments Religious People Should Quit Using.

America is largely a nation of the faithful. The majority of people living here self-identify as being observant of religious beliefs of one kind or another, with the majority still identifying as some type of Christian. Religion has always had a major effect on America. As society continues to change…

Houston Texans “Hard Knocks,” Episode 2 Review

Two episodes of Hard Knocks are now in the books, and I suppose we could see this coming — after a season premiere that gave us enough content to carry a five hour radio show last Wednesday, the second episode of the season was a bit of a tumble from the…

The 10 Most Embarrassing Houstonians

In general I love my city and defend it often. We have some really awesome people who live here advancing arts and science and just life in general, and believe me they are the norm. That said, there are more than a few individuals straight out of H-Town that we…

5 Annoying Things About Being a Red State Liberal

As the comment section constantly rushes to remind me, I am a liberal. According to most of those same commenters this a terrible thing for which I should burn in shame, but I think I’ll just keep on trucking just the same. However, I will say that being a liberal…

It’s Never Too Late to Learn Proper Concert Manners

1. LEAVING EARLY. JUST DON’T. You don’t leave a show early. It’s horribly rude. I’ve seen this practice increase lately, and it’s got to end. During Smashing Pumpkins’ summer tour co-headlining (whatever the hell that means) with Marilyn Manson, which stopped at NRG Arena last month, more than a quarter…

The El Cantina Superior Has Closed To Become A Brewpub [UPDATED]

In a press release yesterday, Ken Sheppard of Delicious Concepts Restaurant Group announced that The El Cantina Superior is now closed. Plans are to remodel and repurpose the space to become a yet-to-be-named “brewpub and American kitchen.” Delicious Concepts is also the company behind Pink’s Pizza, Lola, Shepherd Park Draught…

Gambling! Which NFL Head Coach Will Be Fired First In 2015?

From a gambling standpoint, we live in a truly glorious age, with the ability to place bets online (sorry, government, it’s true) and with television networks now acknowledging the fact that wagering does exist en masse. These are tremendous developments! The end result has been smarter, more insightful coverage of…

Meet Houstonian and Food Network Star Winner Eddie Jackson

The final show of season 11 of Food Network Star that aired this past Sunday revealed that the winner is Houstonian Eddie Jackson. As in prior years, the final test on the food-based reality competition was to create a show pilot. Jackson was one of three finalists who had the…

Blackgrass Gospel Wants You to Join the Congregation

Houston’s Blackgrass Gospel specializes in a strain of bluegrass you may be unfamiliar with. It’s called “outlaw bluegrass,” and we could easily do an egg-headed historical analysis of the styles that form this interesting hybrid of American musical genres. We could philosophize on the cultural shifts that set these music…

The “Flash Drought” is Bringing the Texas Drought Creeping Back

Remember how the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality declared the state drought officially over last month? Well, that didn’t last long.  Thanks to a nasty combo of hotter-than-hell temperatures and very little rain of late, part of the state is once again slipping into dryness and moderate to severe drought-like…

Feds Have Filed Criminal Charges Against Houston-Based Black Elk Energy

Almost three years after a platform fire and explosion that killed three workers working off the shore of Louisiana, federal prosecutors have filed criminal charges against the Houston-based company, Black Elk Energy Offshore Operations. The criminal complaint, filed in a New Orleans federal court, alleges that multiple safety violations led…

This Week in Houston Food Blogs: Cupcakes and HRW Menus

This week, we’ve got reviews of two Houston Restaurant Weeks menus, a vegan pancake recipe and one not-so-great dining experience. Cupcakes seem to be on everyone’s mind lately, and Kim at Adventures in a New(ish) City is no different, despite her purported lack of a sweet tooth. She tried three…

Doctor Who: Is Missy a Body Snatcher?

Michelle Gomez is set to return as the new Master, Missy, in Series 9. Gomez and Capaldi had a wonderful, deadly chemistry last season that rivaled, though I would say failed to top, that of Jon Pertwee and Roger Delgado. She’s as worthy as any to bear the name Master,…

Plant-Based Dining Reigns Supreme at Aces of Taste Pop-Up Dinner

“Two days ago, you didn’t even know where you would be eating, and now you’re here. I think that’s pretty awesome,” said Ahrif Sarumi, owner of pop-up meal series Aces of Taste, in his opening comments before the meal.  Aces of Taste is a nine month-year old pop-up dining concept…

Dreamy, Billowy Clouds of Joyful Color

Happiness and light – with a generous dose of hospitality – are what’s being served up at d. m. allison gallery, courtesy of local abstractionist Tuyet Ong-Barr, who spent time in Paris and originally hails from Vietnam. While acknowledging that there is darkness in our world, Ong-Barr prefers to focus…

Jadeveon Clowney Returns To The Practice FIeld

For the better part of a year now, for most Texans fans, Jadeveon Clowney has been more of a concept than an actual person, his action so sparse last season that any discussion of him as a part of the team’s defense feels like we may as well be discussing…

Houston Music That Should Be On ‘Hard Knocks’ Tonight

Last Tuesday night, the rest of America got to learn what we already know about the Houston Texans: their head coach, Bill O’Brien is a foul-mouthed throwback of a head coach. That their All-American poster boy and anti-thesis to every negative headline in the history of football, J.J. Watt is…

Ag Commissioner Sid Miller Goes Nuclear on Facebook

Well, once again Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller has done something to grab our attention. No, he’s not issuing rulings on whether school lunches should be deep-fried or the importance of cupcakes. This time, Miller has gone on social media and sort of advocated for a nuclear solution to tensions…

Matt Schaub Still Getting Clowned By Ravens Teammates

You remember back to elementary school or junior high, when a new kid would move in from out of town, and through the course of trying to make friends and acclimate himself, the poor bastard just couldn’t do anything right, and even when he did do something right, it still…

Neurosis Hypnotizes Their First Houston Crowd in Forever

Neurosis, Brothers of the Sonic Cloth, Pinkish Black, krvshr Warehouse Live August 16, 2015 Opportunities to catch Oakland post-metal icons Neurosis have been few and far between in Houston. Never much given to massive North American tours, it had been at least a decade and probably more since the band…

A Mother and Her Autistic Son Brace for Medicaid Cuts

The waiting room door swings open, and 9-year-old Vail Sellers starts on a sprint to Dr. Michael G. Pearson. The doctor flips Vail upside down and carries him by the ankles down the hall to their 2 o’clock speech therapy appointment, and Vail is laughing hysterically.  “Do you want your ankles…

Lone Star’s Texas Heritage Festival Makes a Refreshing Secret

Lone Star Beer Texas Heritage Festival Silver Street Studios August 15, 2015 On a sunny afternoon in the dead of summer, a festival was developing just outside downtown Houston. Dubbed the Texas Heritage Festival and free to all with a mere RSVP, the event ambitiously set out to bring a heterogeneous…

Sam Smith Is a Real Heartbreaker at Toyota Center

Sam Smith, Gavin James Toyota Center August 14, 2015 Sam Smith made me love him and then broke my damn heart at Toyota Center Friday night. It was hurtful, but I’ll forgive him, because that broken heart happened in the nicest of ways, I guess. I’m going to be honest…

Rice Aims for a Fourth Straight Bowl Game

The Rice Owls were the laughingstock of college football for many, many years. One win seasons, three win seasons, losing season after losing season. A small school in a major conference playing the big boy football programs season after season. But that’s the Rice Owls of years past, the Rice…

Dish of the Week: Cacio e Pepe

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re covering the stripped down Italian favorite, Cacio e Pepe. Literally meaning “cheese and pepper,” cacio e pepe is a Roman pasta…

10 Games That Were Censored for Sex

Whenever I see GamerGate or some other group complaining about feminist or social justice critiques of video games, often launching into impassioned speeches about the evils of censorship, I can’t help but think that they might be rather juvenile or perhaps suffering from severe memory loss. The video game industry…

Get to Know the 2015 HPMA Best New Act Nominees

“New.” It’s one of the most exciting words a person can use when talking music. Whether it’s new material being released by an old favorite or a fresh slate of show dates that includes your city, the promise of something current and undiscovered is like lifeblood to the music business. The…

Nick Greer Wants You to Help Solve a Murder Mystery

This weekend, Prohibition Supperclub & Bar will premiere an immersive theater production, Magnolia City, that pairs the Moonlight Dolls of burlesque-dancing fame alongside HPMA-nominated local funk-man and pianist extraordinaire Nick Greer. The weekly murder-mystery production will blur the line between guests and cast, as well as fact and fiction, as everyone…

Hearst Lawyers Will Fight Sweeping Gag Order in Mass Murder Case

Prosecutors claim that on August 8, David Conley slipped in through an unlocked window at the northwest Harris County home where his ex-girlfriend, Valerie Jackson, lived with her husband and her six children. From there, authorities claim Conley put all eight family members in handcuffs and then, one by one,…

Reviews for the Easily Distracted: Straight Outta Compton

Title: Straight Outta Compton Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: “George Burns was right: show business is a hideous bitch goddess.” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three-and-a-half ’64 Impalas out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Five enterprising youths pull themselves up by their bootstraps, become establishment darlings. Tagline: “The world’s…

A Fond Farewell to a Tour That Dreams Are Made of

American Idols Live! Tour Revention Music Center August 13, 2015 I have a confession to make: when I was in third or fourth grade, the highlight of my week would be watching American Idol on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. My obsession with the television giant began in Season 4 when I,…

Mother of Transgender Son Joins the Fight for HERO

Their daughter was 5 when Ann Elder and her husband began noticing. During play dates, Elder remembers her daughter wanting to role play as a teenage pirate named Max. She hated dresses. She wasn’t into girly pink toys. When she was 7 and nothing had changed, they took her to…

Rockers Ganesha Stay Up On ‘Downer’

What with a solid three nominations in this year’s Houston Press Music Awards — two for singer/guitarist Ricky Dee alone — it seems like a good time to take a good look at Ganesha’s debut LP, Downer. Rock has always been the best way to describe the trio, but Downer…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: A Roumanian-Style Pop Up

Beginning this Sunday, August 16 and running every Sunday at 5 p.m. and 7 p.m. through October 4, Prohibition Supperclub & Bar, 1008 Prairie, and The Moonlight Dolls will be hosting an immersive Murder Mystery Show. The night will take you back to turn of the century Magnolia City, when…

10 Popular Things From The ’80s That We’ve Since Abandoned

Nostalgia is a weird thing. People who live through a particular decade sometimes either embrace its trends or find themselves eager to see their demise, only to find themselves with an odd longing for them a couple of decades later. The news that Columbia House Record Club is going out…

How Not to Be Confused About METRO’s New Bus Network

Houston has added more than one million people since the last time the city’s METRO bus system was designed, in the 1970s. But more population hasn’t necessarily meant more ridership. Since 1999, METRO bus ridership has declined roughly 20 percent. Noticing the falling numbers, METRO CEO and President Tom Lambert and…

Filming ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Got a Little TOO Real

Note: This article originally appeared earlier this week in Houston Press sister paper LA Weekly. Back in September, on the set of the N.W.A biopic Straight Outta Compton, cameras rolled in the parking lot of the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium as actors playing prudish protesters hoisted signs (“Crap Rap N.W.A”)…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars Where You Can Relax

This Saturday, August 15, is National Relaxation Day, so we present to you this list of the best bars in Houston to relax at; if you just can’t get to one of these bars on Saturday, keep them in mind for a future relaxing night out, as must of us…

Blue Bell Will be Back on Houston Shelves (In September)

Those jonesing for Blue Bell ice cream will get to satisfy their cravings pretty soon. That’s right, less than five months after the Brenham-based company recalled all of its frozen products and shut down its factories in the face of a listeria outbreak, the little creamery in Brenham is rising…

Why Texas’s CPS Case Overload Can Lead to Tragedy

Dimple Patel remembers her hand shaking the first time she knocked on the door. She was 22 and had just started as a Texas Child Protective Services caseworker. “I didn’t know what would be on the other side,” she said. She would knock on hundreds of more doors with the…

Absolut Produces a Vodka With Some Class and Flavor

I don’t have a lot of respect for vodka except in certain applications where a neutral spirit comes in handy (like cleaning windows or removing tree sap from the hood of my car, for example). I am a total vodka snob and opt for other white spirits that haven’t had…

Hearts of Animals Have a Little Fun In “Money for That”

“It all started out because I’ve always wanted to do my color-guard routine in a music video,” says Mlee Marie. When I heard that Hearts of Animals was putting out another music video I strapped the hell in because their/her last one, “Sea Babies,” is one of the greatest music…

2015 NFL MVP Odds Are Out; How Does J.J. Watt Stack Up?

Much is being made of this “golden age” of Houston sports that we could be on the cusp of right now. Given that the Texans are still a quarterback away from being a real threat and the Astros haven’t even clinched a postseason spot for 2015 yet, perhaps “golden age”…

5 Clichéd Movie Character Types I’d Like to See Go Away

Like many other people, I’m a hardcore movie fan, and watching them eats up a lot of my spare time. Anyone who has spent significant time in front of a screen watching films has probably realized that a lot of them trot out the same hackneyed plot elements over and…

More Than a Few Words With the Incomparable Sylvain Sylvain

If rock and roll is about separating the wheat from the chaff, about seeing talent shimmer in a city of endless mundane moments, and about surviving the ups and downs of the limelight and our limited time on Earth, then Sylvain Sylvain is practically heroic. Despite his career of sex-fueled…

Yes, Fitzgerald’s Is Closing…Just Not for Very Long

Well, folks, the rumors are true: Fitzgerald’s, the infamous and beloved rock and roll dive on White Oak Boulevard, is closing. Just not for very long. A month or so of downtime is all the rickety old joint will need — at least, that’s the current estimate from incoming general manager…

Secrets Destroyed My Family. Help!

MY MAN THINKS HIS JOB TAKES PRIORITY OVER MINE Dear Willie D: After being a housewife for 11 years, I finally got a job and started contributing to the household financially, although it wasn’t necessary because my husband earns three times more money than me. In the ensuing years he…

The Waller County Sheriff Is Getting Really Sick Of Protesters [UPDATED]

In the latest development in the burgeoning conflict between Sandra Bland protesters and the Waller County Sheriff’s Office, barricades went up and a tree popular among protesters came down (when?).  On Tuesday morning, barricades popped up in front of the Waller County Sheriff’s Office, where clergywoman Hannah Bonner had been…

Paul Wall, City Settle Differences Over School-Supply Drive

Monday, Houston rapper Paul Wall called out the Mayor’s Office on social media, claiming the city was denying the necessary permits for his back-to-school supply drive scheduled for this Sunday at Wiley Park, near Carnegie Vanguard High School in Houston’s historic Fourth Ward. These days more people know the neighborhood…

Death Row Inmate Who Waived Appeals Set to Die Tonight

Convicted murderer Daniel Lee Lopez is scheduled to be executed in Huntsville Wednesday — and it’s exactly what he wanted. OK, OK — he didn’t wake up one morning and decide to be sent to the Texas Department of Criminal Justice’s death row; that came after his 2010 conviction for…

Houston Texans “Hard Knocks,” Episode 1 Review

“I called my parents and I asked them not to watch it … especially my mother. She’s Irish Catholic, and she goes to Mass, I think, every day. She’s not going to be very happy with me.” — Texans head coach Bill O’Brien discussing “Hard Knocks” Well, I don’t know…


Recent

Gift this article