Houston’s Deluxe Roadshow Calendar For September

Wednesday, September 2 Cody Canada & Mike McClue: Main Street Crossing ($20 ro $35) Hank & Cupcakes with A Girl Named Tiger, Camera Cult, Matsu Mixu: Walters Downtown ($2) Mushroomhead with Hed pe, Scare Don’t Fear: Scout Bar ($18.50 to $22) Mutoid Man with Indian Handcrafts: Rudyard’s ($10 to $12)…

Houston’s Best Free Concerts In September

*Events in italics are free to $5+ due to possible age restrictions/club membership Tuesday, September 1 Miracles of Modern Science: Cactus Music Wednesday, September 2 Mike Stinson: Under the Volcano The Powell Brothers: Dosey Doe Music Cafe *Libby Koch: Redneck Country Club Thursday, September 3 *Josh Fuller: Redneck Country Club…

6 Other Times Texans Freaked Out About Islam This Year

This Monday morning, anti-Muslim protesters hoisting American flags took to the sidewalks outside of Houston’s new Arabic Immersion Magnet School. It was like a scene straight out of 1957 Little Rock. The protesters were greeted by four- and five-year-olds with their brand new backpacks, some of them going to school…

How Hard Is It to Buy Clothes Made in the USA?

There was once a time in this country, where nearly every consumer item was manufactured here. “Made in The U.S.A.” labels seemed to be everywhere, and on almost everything a person could buy. That is certainly not the case anymore, and the country has transitioned from depending on domestic manufacturing…

The Best Song of Summer 2015 Was…

BECK, “Dreams” What makes “Dreams” so fantastic? Somehow, Beck’s newest single manages to sound completely fresh, while simultaneously (and somewhat ingeniously) sounding like a kaleidoscopic melding of the many “Becks” of the past. Mr. Hansen starts the song by throwing in a Guero-meets-Odelay low-key beat into his robotic blender, adding…

What Ted Cruz Really Means by “Religious Liberty”

An incredibly flexible interpretation of what constitutes “religious persecution” may not have much to do with actual religious persecution, but it sure does play well to the cheap seats. At least that’s what Sen. Ted Cruz is probably banking on as he tries to refocus his campaign as a bid…

5 Controversial Video Game Marketing Campaigns

Marketing things is complicated, and video games are especially slippery. You have to get people talking, shake things up. This often pushes marketing teams to try and come up with outside the box ideas to spark some interest, and sometimes this results in ideas that some sensible person should have…

Music Makes Texans Tailgating Second to None

“So, this song is about a guy who wants to bust a move on the dance floor. But he can’t, because he’s got gum stuck on his shoe.” That’s the story behind “El Chicle Se Me Pego,” the Fito Olivares song, as explained by Houston Texans fan and Blue Lot…

With Pomp and Fanfare Blue Bell Announces Returning Flavors

As we watch Blue Bell whip up excitement about bringing its ice cream back to grocery shelves after a massive listeria outbreak, we keep thinking how convenient it must be to have a very short memory.  It’s been strange to watch how Blue Bell is handling the process of returning…

Screaming Females Haven’t Forgotten How to Jam

Screaming Females Fitzgerald’s August 23, 2015 Just before Screaming Females launched into an elongated jam of “Criminal Image,” from their latest record Rose Mountain, Sunday night at Fitzgerald’s, one of the many devoted faithfuls in the crowd yelled up at front woman Marisa Paternoster, “we love you! Thank you for…

Rain Can’t Stop J.Cole & Big Sean’s Climb to Hip-Hop Royalty

J.Cole, Big Sean, Jeremih, YG Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion August 21, 2015 When J.Cole speaks, he speaks with the knowledge that three albums, two lauded mixtapes and a pretty lethargic following have enabled his voice. He’s engaging, conversational and often thankful for the moment he’s been granted. Both he and…

Federal Investigators Looking into Monkey Deaths at UTMB Lab

Federal investigators are looking into allegations of animal cruelty in relation to 12 monkeys who died at the University of Texas Medical Branch’s National Laboratory after being investigated with the deadly Marburg virus, the Houston Chronicle is reporting.  The investigation follows an audit by the National Institute of Allergy and…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Beer Crafts and Craft Beers

All Week Houston Restaurant Weeks Don’t forget that this fundraiser is in full swing all month and into September! Not sure where to go to celebrate? Check out our list of new Houston restaurants that are participating in this year’s Houston Restaurant Weeks. French Wine Summer-Cleaning Sale Do you have…

UH’s Tom Herman Seeks to Rally the Fans

There’s a bell for UH players to ring at practice. If they’re feeling tired or feeling like they need a break, then all they have to do is ring the bell. There’s just one issue, of course. If that bell is rung, then the player has to take off his…

Dish of the Week: By Any Name, It’s Ratatouille

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re covering a French classic: ratatouille. From the French word touiller, which means “to toss” – ratatouille is a traditional Provençal dish of…

Animal Welfare Group Sues A&M for Withholding Lab Dog Records

Sergeant Martin Palmer chose his beagle, which was being experimented upon by researchers at Texas A&M, because they shared the same birthday.  The only other thing Palmer knows, from the scant information obtained by a rescue group called Beagle Freedom Project, which works with labs to find homes for retired…

10 Tasty Foods for Riding Out a Hurricane

It’s just a matter of time before the Gulf Coast is threatened by a hurricane again. This—not when store shelves are empty—is a good time to stock up on non-perishable supplies. Obviously, evacuate if you are advised to do so by city or county officials. No one likes the danger…

6 Modern Subcultures That Might Shock the Mainstream

Our world is an interesting place, and for many people there is a drive to form social groups outside of the mainstream. Over the last several decades, many subcultures have formed which initially weren’t very noticeable to the average person, but, in an era where the Internet provides a way…

Def Leppard Is Still Bringin’ on the Heartbreak

Def Leppard, Styx, Tesla Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion August 22, 2015 The foot traffic around Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion was one of the largest crowds I’ve witnessed at the wooded amphitheater Saturday, as I arrived mid-set just in time to hear Tesla’s “Signs” and “Little Suzi.” Not only was every…

Cruz Is Proof There’s No Good Way to Handle Trump

Well, we have to hand it to our Texas presidential dreamer and schemer — former Gov. Rick Perry and Sen. Ted Cruz respectively — for giving it the old college try, but it turns out there’s no Texas way to handle the Donald Trump problem. Perry was the first to…

HISD Trustee Will Throw Back-to-School Prayer Rally

Saturday afternoon, HISD Trustee Wanda Adams will host a “Back To School Prayer Festival” with local churches, religious leaders, and contemporary Christian radio station KSBJ. According to an email blast Adams sent out to her constituents and supporters this week, the prayer rally will meet at the south-side Greater Grace…

Reviews for the Easily Distracted: American Ultra

Title: American Ultra Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: “I’ve got a question for you: could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?” Rating Using Random Objects Related To The Film: Three wizard bongs out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: The sleeper awakens, has the munchies. Tagline:…

Gender Infinity Enlists Local Bands to Fight Discrimination

Saturday night at Fitzgerald’s, nine local bands will come together to raise money for Gender Infinity, a Houston-based charity organization working to provide support to the area’s transgender community. Each band will be playing a cover set of a more well-known act, with local favorites Another Run playing a Foo…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Get Ready for Tacolandia!

The Houston Press is excited to announce our new signature event, Tacolandia,  which will be held on Saturday, October 24  from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. at The Water Works at Buffalo Bayou Park, 105 Sabine. The event will feature a massive but selective taco sampling ranging from urban contemporary to authentic…

Houston Cougars Honor Legendary Coach Bill Yeoman

The Houston Cougars were a nothing football program when Bill Yeoman took over as head coach in 1962. The team’s struggled to be something more than nothing since his departure after the 1986 season. He won 160 games over his career while coaching UH to 11 bowl games. Yeoman left…

Openings and Closings in Houston: Rebrandings Galore

The El Cantina Superior at 602 Studewood has shuttered its doors and will be transformed into a brewpub and American kitchen, which is as yet unnamed. It will still be run by Delicious Concepts Restaurant Group, the same folks who ran The El Cantina, and the CEO hinted that he’d love…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars & Clubs In The Heights

The original Heights neighborhood northwest of downtown dates back to 1891 and was actually a small town with its own government until the city of Houston annexed it in 1919; since then Houstonians have come to refer to several neighborhoods bordering the original Heights as being part of The Heights…

10 Classic Rap Groups That Also Deserve Biopics

Have you seen “Straight Outta Compton” yet? If not, don’t tell anybody. The N.W.A. biopic is shaping up to be the biggest movie of the summer, reeling in more than $60 million on its opening weekend. The film is set to mow down the competition this weekend, too, turning into…

The 2015 Houston Press Music Award Winners

BEST LOCAL RECORDING: The Suffers, Make Some Room BEST LOCAL SONG: The Suffers, “Gwan” BEST LOCAL MUSIC VIDEO: The Suffers, “Make Some Room” LOCAL MUSICIAN OF THE YEAR: Kam Franklin, The Suffers READER’S CHOICE AWARD: DJ Mik One BEST NEW ACT: Fiddle Witch and the Demons of Doom BEST LIVE…

Hayes Carll Is Closing Up the Honky-Tonks For a While

By now it’s a familiar anecdote, passed along through the years by programs like Extra! or Entertainment Tonight. Cut to an awards show, where the combination of nerves and the refreshments on hand is just too much for some nominees to handle. The moment their name is read from the…

HPD Wants Department-Wide Body-Cams, Has No Clue How To Pay For It

Vidor Police Chief Dave Shows remembers the woman who came to his police station “screaming like a gut-shot panther” wanting to file a police brutality complaint. Shows says the incident at issue happened at the end of a traffic stop. The woman’s boyfriend had been pulled over, and while they tried to…

Houston Government Email Addresses Found In Ashley Madison Data Dump

After holding hacked email account information over the heads of 32 million nervous adulterers, the Ashley Madison hackers dumped the data on the dark web this week.  Now is when things get interesting (or, depending on your perspective, terrifying).  The Houston Chronicle points to someone at a security blog called Salted Hash who…

Spec’s Hosts Ladies-Only Beer Event Tonight

Today, Spec’s downtown superstore, 2410 Smith, in conjunction with Green Flash Brewing Company is hosting a beer event from 7 to 8:30 p.m. That’s not unusual. The unique aspect of this event is that it is only for women. That’s right: no boys allowed, except perhaps for Joey, the beer…

Incubus and Deftones Brought the Weekend to Wednesday Night

Incubus, Deftones, Death From Above 1979, The Bots Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion August 19, 2015 Wednesday night’s show up at the Pavilion really could have used a catchy name of some sort. Something silly, something summer-y, something that would look good on a T-shirt. Something that would be a wink…

Astronaut Scott Kelly is Sharing Incredible Photos from Space

Ever since Canadian Astronaut Chris Hadfield cracked the code of cool with the photos and videos he posted while aboard the International Space Station (including that awesome rendition of “Space Oddity”) in 2012, it’s been very clear that the right astronaut in space with access to Twitter can show people…

Questions Swirl Around Cameron Todd Willingham Prosecutor

It’s been more than a decade since Cameron Todd Willingham was executed for the arson deaths of his three young daughters in Corsicana. Willingham went to his execution declaring his innocence, and in the years since it has become increasingly clear that he was convicted and sentenced to death on…

What the HPMAs Looked Like in 1995

Think for a minute about how long 20 years is. It may be halfway to retirement for some people (if only), but the people who just graduated from high school this past May or June weren’t even alive yet. If the demographic surveys we glance at every so often are…

My Girl Gave My Neighbor a Lap Dance. Help!

MY GIRL GAVE MY NEIGHBOR A LAP DANCE Dear Willie D: The fire alarm went off in my apartment building and all the tenants had to evacuate and stand in the lobby. After the fireman put out the grease fire started by an elderly male tenant, everyone was cleared to…

The 10 Worst Songs About Football

Football songs are surprisingly hard to dig up. Sure, everyone knows that old Hank Williams, Jr. tune, but how many other (American) football songs can you actually name? Not very many, right?  That’s because, as we’ve recently discovered, there aren’t very many good ones, but there are a lot of bad…

Jason Terry Re-Signs With The Rockets

In an offseason where they’ve managed to check off most of the boxes on their “to do” list and then some, the Houston Rockets handled what should be one of their last pieces of outstanding business, signing veteran guard Jason Terry to a one year offer at the veteran’s minimum…

Texas Supreme Court Orders City to Change HERO Ballot Language

The Texas Supreme Court has ordered city officials to reword the ballot language for the Houston Equal Rights Ordinance, stating in a Wednesday ruling that the current language incorrectly calls for a vote on the repeal of the law, rather than the law itself.  “The City Council is directed to…

Seeing Weird Al Live Is Fun, Amazing and Should Be Mandatory

Weird Al Yankovic Revention Music Center August 18, 2015 Seeing Weird Al Yankovic is like getting the best history lesson you can on popular music over the past couple of decades. It’s not comprehensive, but it’s damn near close. In his show you can chart the changing sound of pop,…

Explaining Grownup Music to Kids: Big-Band Jazz & Swing

Adam P. Newton recently became a father for the first time, so he has decided to explain the entirety of post-WWII Western pop music to his new daughter, “Fig”… one genre at a time. What’s up, Fig? While folks from our last installment like Jimmie Rodgers and Hank Williams, Sr…

Robb Walsh Curates the First Ever Tacolandia in Houston

The food writer who once did a series on food trucks for the Houston Press, the James Beard winning cook book writer, restaurant entrepreneur and man who knows his way around a taco, Robb Walsh will be curating a new food competition for the Houston Press: Tacolandia. On Saturday, October…

The Beatles in Houston: Yesterday and Today

August 19, 1965 was a Thursday, and Houston was actually enjoying a spell of unseasonably cool weather – high temperatures were only in the middle 90s. Even then the Bayou City was one of the ten largest in the nation, but it was nowhere near the sprawling megalopolis that has…


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