Cody Jinks Goes From Headbanging to Honky-Tonks

Cody Jinks once played before rough crowds in sketchy clubs. As lead singer of metal band Unchecked Aggression, Jinks would sing/scream about an array of dark topics before a throng of unwashed masses. Little did he know those experiences were preparing Jinks for the next logical step in his career —…

Houston’s 10 Best Football-Watching Bars

Houston consistently ranks among the liveliest cities in Texas, but during football season that excitement ratchets up a few notches. The Texans are front-runners to win their division, the University of Houston is ranked in the Top 20, LSU is again a national title contender, and Texas A&M is sure…

Galveston on the Cheap

Just an hour away from Houston and with mild winter weather, Galveston Island is a favorite year-round destination. (It won Best Weekend Getaway in our Best of Houston Awards in 2014.) The island is low-key, for the most part, and extremely affordable. Here are some of the best bargains we’ve…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Sausage Party

Title: Sausage Party Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote:  Homer: Lisa, honey, are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Pork chops? Lisa: No. Dad, those all come from the same animal. Homer: [chuckles] Yeah right, Lisa. A wonderful, *magical* animal…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Pete’s Dragon

Title: Pete’s Dragon Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote:  Kent Brockman: Homer, organized labor has been called a lumbering dinosaur… Homer: Aaaahh! Kent Brockman: My…director’s telling me not to talk to you anymore. Homer: Woo hoo! Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Two-and-a-half Black Knights out of five. Brief Plot…

Openings & Closings in Houston: Bye Harborside, Hello Hubcap Grill

After only four months of operation, Harborside Mercantile, 2021 Strand in Galveston, will be converted into a Hubcap Grill. Galveston will be home to the fifth location of the award-winning burger joint, as a fourth one is already under construction at George Bush Intercontinental Airport. In a recent interview with the…

Puddle of Mudd and Other Cautionary Rock Tales

Best case, Puddle of Mudd front man Wes Scantlin is eccentric. Worst case, he sounds like he might have taken “Psycho,” the band’s No. 1 Billboard Mainstream Rock hit from 2008, a little too seriously. Since rising to prominence with 2001’s Come Clean, Scantlin — whose band was signed by…

Asian Market Know-How: Five Best To-Go Foods at Viet Hoa

Going grocery shopping on an empty stomach is an excellent idea, if the destination is Viet Hoa [pronounced vee-it wah] , 8300 West Sam Houston Parkway South. The prepared foods section is stocked with lots of tasty options. From typical Asian dishes like lo mein and General Tso’s chicken to more adventurous offerings…

Frog Hair Will Be the Appropriate Level of Famous Someday

Somewhere in the refrain of each Frog Hair song, JJ White gives his audience something to hold onto, a brief phrase or a figure of speech we all share in common. Then, once we’ve swallowed that baited hook of comfort food, he reels us in, plumbing the depths of the…

Texas History: Where Have All the (Convict) Cowboys Gone?

Where have all the cowboys gone? If you’re talking about the bronco-riding inmates who kicked up the action each October in Huntsville, you can blame changing tastes, celebrity appearance fees and lawyers. The Texas Prison Rodeo is a distant memory for some long timers – it began in 1931 and…

Top 10 Cities With the Best Sports “Big Three”

Sometimes, when you watch greatness on a nightly or week-to-week basis, you begin to take it for granted. As I was looking at the Bovada odds for the American League MVP last week, and seeing Jose Altuve as the favorite to win the award, this whole “following an MVP campaign”…

Two-Hit Wonders: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly

When people think of one-hit wonders of a certain era, the band Eve 6 certainly gains plenty of traction in the late-’90s/early-2000s conversation. After all, the band’s breakout single – the 1998 smash “Inside Out” – still gets radio play to this day. But calling Eve 6 a one-hit wonder isn’t…

George P. Bush Trump Endorsement Ensures Awkward Thanksgiving

Well, it’s official. George P. Bush, Texas land commissioner and son of former 2016 Republican presidential contender Jeb Bush, went and did something no other Bush has thus far done when he ponied up and endorsed Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.  In the wake of the announcement, all we can…

Baby Girl Dies, Making Her the First Zika-related Death in Harris County

Eight months after doctors first discovered the Zika virus in Harris County, the first Zika-related death— a baby girl —  has been recorded here, Harris County Public Health announced Tuesday morning. The newborn, who had several birth defects including microcephaly, died shortly after birth. The health agency said the girl’s…

Rice Owls Look to Forget 2015 and Return to Winning Ways

To call last season’s Rice football team disappointing would be an understatement. Coming off the squad’s third straight bowl (and second win in those three), the Owls looked to have finally put aside the image of a bumbling team beating itself time and time again. Rice beating Rice, as the…

Why Is John Elway Still Obsessed With Brock Osweiler?

When it comes to the blueprint for how the Denver Broncos and their franchise icon/team president John Elway are supposed to react in the months after Brock Osweiler decided to take his talents here to Houston in free agency, we don’t really have anything recent off of which to work,…

3 Reasons Houston Might Be a Better City for Artists Than Austin

City rivalries can be a Texas pastime nearly as popular as professional football – people in Houston love to talk smack about how Dallas sucks, people in Dallas return fire, and everyone seems to agree that Austin is where weird Texans prefer to plant their weirdo roots. Besides being the…

The 10 Best Houston Restaurants Reviewed (So Far) in 2016

There’s no getting around it: Compared to the vibrancy of the past few years, the first half of 2016 lacked particularly noteworthy new restaurants. The best ones we’ve reviewed so far this year mostly opened in two batches at the end of 2015: one in October and another in December…

Want Your Kids to Read Better? Let Them Text You.

My daughter turned seven this week, and her big gift from us this year was a current-generation iPod Touch. Frankly, we did it to preserve our sanity as there are only so many renditions of the Glee-version of “Don’t Stop Believing” or Fall Out Boy’s “Centuries” my wife and I…

The Gritty, Gutsy Miranda Lambert We All Fell in Love With Is Back

It’s not really something you’re all that proud to admit out loud, but it’s hard to not be pretty damn happy about Miranda Lambert splitting up with Blake Shelton. After finally wrestling herself away from her overrated, overgrown manchild of an ex-husband, you just knew that the resulting break-up album…

Slim Thug Is Officially an Elder Statesman

In 2009, Slim Thug clearly outlined his policies on fame, major labels and how aligning himself one way felt like he was putting himself in a different position than before. Had things gone his way, “I’m Back” from Boss of All Bosses would have had plenty of different lines. There…

Houston’s 10 Best Honky-Tonks

Houston is a vast metropolis, one of the more eclectic cities you will find. People come from far and wide to make Houston home, which results in our city ranking among the most global and diverse in America. But make no mistake — this is still Texas, and Houston is as…

HHA Chairman Plans to Resign Amid Houston Housing Proposal Controversy

Following heated controversy over plans to build affordable housing in a “high-opportunity neighborhood” near the Galleria area, Houston Housing Authority Board Chairman Lance Gilliam announced Friday he plans to step down from his post.  As the Houston Chronicle reported, Gilliam wrote in a letter to Mayor Sylvester Turner and the…

Gambrels of the Sky Pushes Our Imagination of Eve Post Eden

The set up: Gambrels? What are gambrels? And what are they doing in the sky? This was just one of my two initial reactions upon hearing that The Landing Theatre Company was producing Houston playwright Elizabeth A. M. Keel’s play, Gambrels of the Sky. The other reaction? Hooray, amaze-balls and…

A Starry Night Is on the Horizon for Houston

What’s that up in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the Perseid meteor shower. Giving a bit of truth to the Lone Star State’s theme song, the stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas. In this case, those…

Rorschach Test: What Do You See in Michael Mistric’s Work?

Teacher, nurse practitioner, doodler and enigma, works by Michael L. Mistric, Ph.D. are both familiar yet cryptic. Yes, there is a similarity to molecular and cellular biology among his works, though he didn’t stop there. The self-taught artist kept on doodling (a 25-year passion), introducing geometric forms, checkerboards and tangled…

Dixie Chicks Receive Heroes’ Welcome at The Woodlands

Dixie Chicks Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion August 6, 2016 It’s hard to imagine how the Dixie Chicks could have made a better choice of color scheme for their DCXMMXVI tour than simple black and white. It’s almost as if they’re saying if the public’s image of the trio is going…

Shows of the Week: The Peach Panther Prowls Through His Hometown

RIFF RAFF House of Blues, August 10 A diamond-grilled rap court jester whose success has raised some provocative questions about the value of identity and authenticity in the upside-down modern music industry, Riff Raff is at his best when he’s reminding people to not take him too seriously. He was…

Slash Is King as Guns N’ Roses Returns to Houston

Guns N’ Roses NRG Stadium August 5, 2016 With few exceptions, any musical group’s claim to the title of “biggest band in the world” is typically short-lived. Either they self-destruct – voluntarily (the Beatles) or not so much (Nirvana) – or they go on to become shadows/parodies of their former…

Guns N’ Roses Put On a Media Day Before Tonight’s Show

Somebody once said (maybe) that show business is ten percent insanity and 90 percent waiting around. That’s what the Guns N’ Roses media day felt like Thursday afternoon. Tours roll through Houston all the time, and reporters have to ask (nicely) to cover them, but once in a while one…

DJ Fredster’s Home Destroyed by Galleria-Area Apartment Fire

Wednesday’s massive three-alarm fire at the Courtyard Condos in the Galleria area tore through over 30 units, leaving many former residents without a place to live while destroying many fundamental necessities and personal items that will never be replaced.  Local musician Hector Garcia, known within Houston’s music scene as DJ…

Houston Thieves May Have Stolen More Than 100 Cars Using Laptops

Two suspects whom police said they believe have stolen more than 100 vehicles in the Houston area have been arrested and charged. Police think Michael Armando Arce. 24. and Jesse Irvin Zelaya, 22, were using laptops and electronic devices to disable alarms and break into dozens of SUVs. Then, police said…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Suicide Squad

Title: Suicide Squad Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote:  Barney: Aw Moe, we were saved by a sissy! Moe: Yeah, yeah, we’ll never live it down. Boy, it looks like it’s suicide again for me. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three Red Hoods out of five. Brief Plot…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: A Ten-Chef Dinner at Vic & Anthony’s

August is many Houstonians’ favorite dining month of the year thanks to Houston Restaurant Weeks. Check the web site for hundreds of reasonably-priced, multi-course meals. Also, take a look at our guides for navigating the overwhelming number of good options, including top picks, all the new restaurants participating for the first…

Owners Want Answers for Dead, Missing Pets at Houston Kennel

A look into the owners of a Houston dog boarding facility where one dog died and another disappeared the same week reveals questionable credentials and dubious decision-making. KHOU first reported the sad news from City Canine in northwest Houston, where an English bulldog died in early July and where a German…

Openings & Closings in Houston: Bramble Bows Out

Chef Randy Rucker’s popular Southern restaurant Bramble, 2231 South Voss, closed abruptly this week, despite the eatery’s commitment to participate in Houston Restaurant Weeks. In a statement, Rucker said that the economic downturn in recent months, which has particularly affected Houston and other oil-based economies, made the concept unviable. It…

10 Texas Bands That Could Have Opened for Guns N’ Roses

Occasionally, we get tasked with imaginary booking duties, a power trip that is to music writers what fantasy football must be to jockstrap collectors. We get to geek out and dream up musical possibilities, and it’s a little less smelly to boot. Plenty has already been said (and yelled) about…

HISD Trustee Harvin Moore Hands in His Resignation

Harvin Moore, a longtime member and former board president of the Houston ISD school board has suddenly resigned, saying he wanted to leave now “to trigger a high turnout election in November rather than wait for my term end next year.” Contacted in Jerusalem where he is staying with his…

Rob Zombie & Korn Pile On the Gore at The Woodlands

Rob Zombie, Korn, In This Moment Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion August 3, 2016 True metal fans all dressed in black and mostly suffering from heat exhaustion gathered at the Woodlands Pavilion in the middle of the week to blow off a lot of steam. Sweat dripped down everyone’s tattoos as…

Paxton Pulls Zero Punches in Campus Carry Court Filing

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton this week made good on his pledge to defend the state’s new campus carry law, filing a brief against a legal challenge brought by a trio of University of Texas at Austin professors. “It is a frivolous lawsuit and I’m confident it will be dismissed…

Stirred & Shaken: Frosé at Canard

Wednesday at Canard, 4721 North Main, is Wu-Tang Clan night. There’s even a warning posted on the door. It may as well say, “Abandon all pretension, all ye who enter here and get ready to groove.” The bass lines keep the crowd’s energy up and the conversations flow as easily…

Waller County Sues Gun Activist Over Courthouse Ban

Terry Holcomb, the executive director of the gun-rights group Texas Carry, doesn’t think people should have to disarm themselves to go to the Waller County courthouse building if they aren’t going to court. So he filed a complaint with county officials, arguing that the ban on guns inside the entire…

Forget the Nostalgia; 7 Things About the 1980s That Sucked

Nostalgia for certain decades is a strange thing; it creeps up on people slowly over time, as the memory of its unpleasant parts fades and is replaced by a kind of hazy idealization. The distance of 20 or more years can work wonders for a decade’s cultural reputation, especially among…

Once-Streaking Astros Hampered by Impotent Offense

About ten days ago, things were looking pretty damn sweet for the Houston Astros. They’d just polished off the Los Angeles Angels in a three-game sweep, had won four in a row overall, and sat at ten games over .500 (54-44). More importantly, they had narrowed the Texas Rangers’ lead…

Houston Restaurant Hugo’s Honored for Its Margaritas

Hugo Ortega and Tracy Vaught’s Montrose-area restaurant, Hugo’s, has been named one of America’s Best Margarita Bars by Food & Wine magazine. Beverage director Sean Beck, who was also a James Beard “Outstanding Wine Program” semifinalist in 2015 for his work at Hugo’s, oversees the drink program. “We are honored…

My Man Thinks I’m His Slave. Help!

MY MAN THINKS I’M HIS SLAVE Dear Willie D: I’m starting to think the only reason my boyfriend is in a relationship with me is so I can clean up after him, cook his food, and give him sex whenever he wants it. He never lifts a finger to do…

DOJ-Approved Plan Would Gut Restrictive Voter ID Law In Texas

The state of Texas submitted a proposal to weaken its controversial voter ID law to a federal judge on Wednesday, two weeks after an appeals court concluded the statute discriminated against minority Texans. The proposal, which has the approval of minority groups who challenged the law and the U.S. Department…

Feds Give Texas $720,000 to Fight Zika, But Will That Be Enough?

Mayor Sylvester Turner sure must have some pull in Washington. Mere minutes after Turner released a statement Monday afternoon requesting additional funds to combat Zika, the Centers for Disease Control obliged — pledging to give Texas $720,000 to fight the mosquito-borne virus.  Darian Ward, the mayor’s spokesoman, said the timing…

Texxxas Porn Expo Promoters Hope Third Venue Is the Charm

After being booted by two Houston hotels in recent weeks, the organizers of the Texxxas adult entertainment expo have found a third (and final, they promise) venue for the convention. Texxxas will be held August 18-21 at Cover Girls, a strip club in northwest Houston, near Beltway 8, promoter John…

First Look at Arthur Ave

When the team of Sharif Al-Amin, managing partner Tim Faiola, sommelier Evan Turner and chef William Wright opened Helen Greek Food & Wine, it brought Houston food that diners probably didn’t even realize they wanted and needed: seasonal Greek cuisine and one of the largest collections of Greek wine in…

Houston Artists Shine at Newport Jazz Festival

Robert Glasper was about a minute into his set on the main stage at the Newport Jazz Festival Sunday when he abruptly cut off the music. The sound on saxophonist Casey Benjamin’s vocoder – an instrument popularized by Stevie Wonder and Kenny G that, for better or worse, enables singers…

In ‘Ridin’ Dirty,’ UGK Created Their Perfect Album

The most important speech of 1996 was not delivered at a political convention. It was not delivered by a public figure; rather, it was a fictional public figure. It was Bill Pullman, as President Thomas Whitmore in Independence Day, who delivered the rallying cry of my childhood. Surrounded by impossible…


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