Countdown to King of Content 2014: 4. J.J. Watt

dominance — n. power and influence over others In sports, coming up with an exact definition of the word “dominance” is dependent on the sport, and not always easy, but like Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart once said when asked to define “pornography,” I know it when I see it…

10 Solid Music Picks for Houston’s New Year’s Eve

Josh Abbott Band: Newly signed to Atlantic, the Idalou-raised Texas Country stud has a soft spot for fellow South Plains oddballs like Terry Allen. Lots of crazy stuff in HOB’s other rooms, too — disco, drag queens, Thunderpants, etc. See hob.com for details. (House of Blues, 7 p.m.) Mike Stinson:…

The 2014 Space Review: Is NASA Back From the Dead?

This wasn’t a year to moonwalk about, but 2014 still ended up being a pretty nifty year for that final frontier known as space. It seems like almost everyone got a little piece of the action. Way over in India, the space agency Isro got a low-cost probe in Mars’…

Spoon Turns House of Blues Inside Out

Spoon House of Blues December 30, 2014 Beloved Austin band Spoon’s audience is comprised of two different types of individuals: 1) people who love the band; and 2) people that love the band but have no idea who they are. But how can this be? Spoon is one of many…

Countdown to King of Content 2014: 5. Jadeveon Clowney

After watching the Seattle Seahawks win a world championship on the back of a defense where it felt like all 11 guys were constantly flying to the ball, where the opposing offense was constantly being suffocated, the Houston Texans had visions of their own version of defensive hell in mind…

4 Reasons to Worry, 4 Reasons for Optimism for Rockets

It is the nature of sports fans to be concerned most of the time, particularly those of us who grew up in Houston and suffered the pain of brutal losses time and time again. For this year’s Houston Rockets, there are good reasons not to trust their stellar record thus…

Things That Made Us Laugh at Houston in 2014

Oh, Houston. You guys never cease to amaze us. From Mayor Parker’s ill-fated religious subpoenas to a robot-sounding robber, this city gave us bucket after bucket of delightful anecdotes in 2014. It’ll be hard to top the accidental (and often inappropriate) hilarity in 2015, but we’re sure the City of…

Ralphie May Comes to Houston for New Year’s Eve

After a quarter of a century in comedy, Ralphie May is busier than ever with a just-completed television special, more in the works and a heavy tour schedule. He tells us he might, however, have to change careers and jump into, of all things, politics. “I’m gonna have to run…

4 Things to Help Make This New Year’s a Good One

With the clock ticking away, counting down the hours until 2014 gives way to 2015, many of us are planning our festivities for New Year’s Eve, while others are planning on staying in to avoid the hassles associated with the holiday. So what are some strategies available to us to…

Countdown to King of Content 2014: 6. Michael Sam

Go back and look at the list of SEC Defensive Players of the Year over the last decade or so, and it’s quite possibly the most impressive, decorated, and eventually highly paid list of collegiate players for any single award in the game’s history. 2012, Jarvis Jones, first round pick…

The 11 Best Houston Rap Videos of 2014

2014 might have seen Houston embrace its trap side harder than any previous year. The visual side of local rap didn’t offer much change, though, moving more into singular-focused shots of artists and their surroundings. The issue here is that some of the city’s more provocative videos — Doughbeezy’s “I’m…

The Mount Rushmore of (Good) Bro-Country

One term will brand 2014 for the sub-par music year it was: bro country. First used in print in August 2013 by New Yorker music writer Jody Rosen to describe mainstream-country boy-band Florida Georgia Line’s hit single “Cruise,” the term has taken on a decidedly derogatory coloring as tools like…

The 10 Most Overlooked Albums of 2014

Every year we all rush to start making our end-of-the-year bests lists, and inevitably, we miss a few. Usually the comments section will let us know how bad we fucked up by not including such and such record, usually one we didn’t like to begin with, often by some forgotten…

The 25 Best Houston Records of 2014

BLSHS, Abstract Desires Released all the way back in January, Abstract Desires evokes classic synth-pop a la Soft Cell and Ultravox as much as contemporary electro acts like Passion Pit or their local neighbors Bang Bangz. Its six tapestries of nocturnal keyboards and rickety 808 sounds feel spacious, wafer-thin and…

This Week in Food Blogs: The Year in Scandals

If you’re hosting New Year’s Eve at your place tonight, the Sugar and Cloth blog has a simple Prosecco-berry punch recipe you might want to give a spin. There’s an equally simple do-it-yourself idea for making brass tags for your guests’ glasses. If guests can keep up with their glasses,…

Countdown to King of Content 2014: 7. Donald Sterling

So when is a punishment not really a punishment? I think there are a few instances that are potential answers to this question. When your significant other announces that he or she wants a divorce, thereby releasing you from a loveless relationship…hardly a punishment, right? How about Adrian Peterson, who…

Less Talk, More Rock as Propagandhi Storms Warehouse Live

The fog lay heavy over town Monday night, but the guitars were crisp in the Studio at Warehouse Live as War on Women and RVIVR primed Houston for Propagandhi. The studio was just over half full when War on Women began the night with a fury of shredding guitars, pounding…

Countdown to King of Content 2014: 8. Adrian Peterson

For better or worse, sports gives us a backdrop to ask, learn, and process some of society’s ills. Ray Rice’s punching his fiancée in the elevator was a horrible thing that we all wish had never happened, and the video of the incident surfacing certainly changed a lot of lives,…

The Case for Celebrating the Blockbusters of 2015

It’s easy to understand why so many people are down on Hollywood these days. “Everything is a remake, reboot or sequel.” “There are too many comic-book movies.” “Too many movies need you to ‘turn off your brain’ to enjoy them.” And these are all fair points. Hollywood rarely wants to…

Countdown to King of Content 2014: 9. LeBron James

If I tracked the King of Content title back in 2010, there would be little doubt that LeBron James would have finished in the top five, maybe even number one overall. For two weeks straight, we obsessed as a sports nation over where LeBron would end up playing, and then…

The Best Movies of 2014, Houston-style

Two thousand fourteen is in the books — or down the drain, depending on how your particular annum went — which means it’s time once again to highlight the bestest movies of the previous 12 months. We’ve done this list for a few years now, and in the past I…

10 Tips for New Year’s Eve Bubbles

As you head this week to your favorite wine shop to pick up sparkling wine for the New Year’s Eve celebration, here are some tips that will help you get the most out of your sparkling-wine experience…

A Few Words With Spoon’s Britt Daniel

Not long ago, a photo appeared on Spoon’s Instagram page of front man Britt Daniel appearing to share a laugh with none other than spiky-haired “Cradle of Love” rocker Billy Idol. It was taken backstage at a recent radio show, Daniel explains, adding, “it was not a great show, but…

DāM-FunK Aims to Change the World With the Funk

DāM-FunK has been at the head of the modern funk movement for the last five years, a place he earned one music-festival stop at a time. And while he’s secure in his role as funk’s ambassador, he’s still just a bit bothered that the public’s funk knowledge is just a…

SantaCon Descends on an Ever-Changing Montrose

It’s been said that all good things must come to an end. And with the blink of an eye, the most wonderful time of the year — the one where stockings were being hung with care and we weren’t trying to kill ourselves to score the new Beanie Baby, or…

Countdown to King of Content 2014: 10. Andre Johnson

During the Texans game on Sunday afternoon, as the Texans were putting the finishing touches on a 9-7 bounce back and the Cleveland Browns were putting the finishing touches on constructing the only road block between the Texans and the playoffs, I got a text from my younger brother. He…

Paul Wall Caps 10 Hours of H-Town Love at Winterfest

Houston, H-town, The H — whichever moniker you prefer, you definitely heard it at Eastdown Warehouse’s Winterfest Friday night. The event gathered nearly two dozen local acts of every ilk, something organizer Visionary Noise is rather adept at. It’s a glorious thing when it really works, even for smallish crowds…

The Owls Win Another Bowl Game

The Rice Owls dominated Fresno State on Christmas Eve, winning the Hawaii Bowl 30-6 to finish the season at 8-5. The Owls set a bowl record, becoming the first team to hold an opponent to zero touchdowns. Rice piled up 463 yards on offense while holding Fresno State to just…

Five Insanely Awesome Hangover Cures in Houston

New Year’s Eve is a hell of a drug. To help aid the inevitable hangover, try any of these awesomely delicious next day gut-busters. See also: The 5 Levels of a Hangover and How to Cure Them with Food Try These Five Monster Breakfast Dishes Try These Five Monster Sandwiches…

4 Types of New Year’s Resolutions a Lot of Us Make

A new year is upon us, and many people will be reflecting on the past 12 months, and their experiences in 2014. A bunch more will be planning on getting wasted as part of a yearly social ritual where drunken revelry is tolerated, as long as no one gets behind…

Dish of the Week: Hoppin’ John, a New Year’s Day Classic

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sharing a recipe perfect for New Year’s Day: Hoppin’ John. Hoppin’ John is a popular Southern dish made of black-eyed peas…

Doctor Who: “Last Christmas” Hits Every Mark Perfectly

My apologies for the lateness of this review as I spent most of Christmas evening in the emergency room with my daughter, who is fully recovered now. The Doctor and Santa Claus…You have to be a little worried, right? Much like the Christmas Harry Potter crossover Russell T. Davies tried…

Texans 23, Jaguars 17: 4 Winners, 4 Losers

When the Texans were sitting at 5-6 after a home loss to the Cincinnati Bengals, two starting quarterbacks ago, many people — fans, media, possibly Toro — had given up on the season. Then when it was revealed a day after that game that Ryan Mallett would miss the rest…

5 Reasons Some Outsiders Hate on Texas

Texas gets picked on a lot by people who don’t live here. Often the butt of unkind jokes, the Lone Star State was picked as the most hated in the United States in a 2013 Business Insider poll, so it’s clear that at least a few people don’t have a…

The 10 Best Jaguars-Texans Rapper Tweets

The Houston Texans boasted a new coach, new players, down-to-the-wire playoff hopes and their fourth-ever winning record this season. Along the way to 9-and-7, some of Houston’s finest and wittiest rappers and DJs shared their game day thoughts on Twitter. Many, many thanks to all of them for co-authoring this…

Wild Moccasins, New Groups Shine at Walters’ Third Anniversary

Walters Downtown’s Third Anniversary Feat. Wild Moccasins, Rose Ette, Black Kite, DJ Flash Gordon Parks Walters Downtown December 26, 2014 Friday night at Walters was a festive occasion, as the venue celebrated its third birthday at its downtown location after moving away from its spot on Washington. The venue has…

College and Pro Football: This Weekend’s Best Bets

I hope all of you had a fantastic Christmas holiday and that Santa Clause brought you everything you wanted. Mine was filled with tiramisu, sambuca and lots of broken glass. (All huge staples of any good holiday season, I know!) In case you’re wondering, the “broken glass” is not a…

Upcoming Events: Return to Life With a Post-NYE Brunch

You have until Wednesday, December 31 to get your early bird tickets to the 2nd Annual Houston Whiskey Festival, which will be held Saturday, March 21. The tickets are on sale for $40 (regular price is $65) for early bird general admission and $100 (regular price is $125) for early…

Looking Back at the Year in UH and Rice Sports

With the Rice Owls having played in the Hawaii Bowl on Christmas Eve, and the Houston Cougars playing in the Armed Forces Bowl next Friday, maybe now’s a good time to take a look back at the year that was in UH and Rice sports. HOUSTON COUGARS Beginnings: A new…

Golden Memories of FPSF 2014

Note: Because there ain’t a whole lot else going on, today Rocks Off is revisiting some of our favorite stories of 2014. Happy Holidays! “Already attacked by the Cracker Jack’d” “I got laid last night, it was a good night” — Mariachi El Bronx “Crazy people watching, man…” “I SMELL…

10 Places Every Houston Rap Fan Should Visit

Note: Because there ain’t a whole lot else going on, today Rocks Off is revisiting some of our favorite stories of 2014. Happy Holidays! Despite the flood of people arriving here for the first time every day, Houston has never been a tourist town. Ask anybody: the skiing sucks, the…

Houston Acts You Should Probably See ASAP

Note: Because there ain’t a whole lot else going on, today Rocks Off is revisiting some of our favorite stories of 2014. Happy Holidays! The passing of Texas Johnny Brown last year hit me and a bunch of people pretty hard, so the September 12 death of Crusaders pianist Joe…

Here’s Something to Stir Up a Little Rodeo Fever

Note: Because there ain’t a whole lot else going on, today Rocks Off is revisiting some of our favorite stories of 2014. Happy Holidays! The past week or so, music news has been dominated by two big announcements: first the 2014 lineup of the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival…

Now Let’s All Sing “Silent Night”

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog Little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a Mexican We didn’t know what to think of him until he sang Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Into The Woods

Title:Into The Woods Why’d It Take So Long To Make This Into A Movie? Disney realized they’d only released one other princess-related movie this year (Maleficent). Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Two Tex Avery wolves out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Fairy tale characters unite for some…

Remembering Rozz Zamorano, Houston’s Bass-Guitar Giant

Note: this Christmas, Rocks Off is remembering some prominent members of Houston’s music community we lost this year. Houston’s music community is still reeling after popular bassist Rozzano Zamorano was found dead in his Montrose apartment on February 19. Friends say Zamorano failed to show up for a gig with…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: The Imitation Game

Title:The Imitation Game Could You Pass The Turing Test? I do have steel screws in my ankle, so I’m practically RoboCop. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three-and-a-half Leons from Blade Runner out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Genius mathematician breaks enemy code, gets shit on by government…

Remembering Johnny Winter, Beaumont’s Blues Lightning

Note: this Christmas, Rocks Off is remembering some prominent members of Houston’s music community we lost this year, which we extended to include the legendary Winter, who passed away July 16. This article originally appeared on February 11. A December 1968 edition of Rolling Stone featured Texas musicians who were…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Unbroken

Title: Unbroken We’re Getting A Lot Of These Inspirational True Stories This Time Of Year. Well, it *is* Oscar season. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: One-and-a-half wartime Daffy Ducks out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Olympian gets captured by Japanese during World War II, enjoys it even…

Shen Yun Performing Arts

Some 5,000 years of Chinese culture take center stage during the all-new show by Shen Yun Performing Arts. Retelling myths, legends and literary tales, the classical Chinese dancers float, leap and bound across the stage accompanied by the Shen Yun Orchestra, a unique mix of traditional Chinese and modern Western…

Jingle Bell Rocks!

What do avant garde filmmaker John Waters and hip-hop pioneer Joseph Simmons of Run DMC fame have in common? A love of alternative Christmas songs, according to Mitchell Kezin’s music documentary Jingle Bell Rocks! Kezin interviews Waters and Simmons, along with New York City hip-hop archivist and music writer Bill…

Ruby Revue Burlesque Show

Pinup queen and burlesque dancer Bettina May’s often compared to Rita Hayworth. It’s easy to see why; the Titian-haired beauty has a 36-28-38 figure, movie-star good looks and a vintage Hollywood glamour style. But Rita Hayworth never shimmied like Bettina May. You can see what we mean when May appears…

Mannheim Steamroller Christmas by Chip Davis

Celebrate more than just the holidays at the Mannheim Steamroller Christmas by Chip Davis. This year marks the 30th anniversary of the Mannheim Steamroller’s record-breaking holiday album, Yuletide (the biggest-selling holiday act ever with 40 million albums sold). The concert makes use of two powerful tools: Christmas music by Mannheim…

2014 DocFest

Robert “Doc” Morgan, the former director of jazz studies at Houston’s High School for the Performing and Visual Arts, was pretty happy when Grammy Award nominations were announced recently. No, he didn’t get a nomination. He got something better: Three of his former students were among the nominees, each recognized…

Pigs & Paella

Enjoy a feast of whole roasted sucking pig, mounds of paella, sides and desserts at Batanga’s monthly Pigs & Paella. The buffet serving line starts at 5 p.m. and goes on until Batanga runs out of food. A flamenco guitarist provides live music on the patio, and bottles of wine…

The Manhattan Transfer Christmas Show

Christmas might be officially over, but that won’t mean much to the audience at the Manhattan Transfer Christmas Show when holiday tunes are given the cool jazz treatment the vocal group is known for. Made up of Janis Siegel, Alan Paul, Cheryl Bentyne and Trist Ethan Curless, the Manhattan Transfer…

Ralphie May

Start your new year off with a heavy dose of truth from comedian Ralphie May. May is in Houston with a special New Year’s Eve show. “I am so excited,” May tells us. “Houston has always been my favorite place for New Year’s Eve, and this year I’m celebrating my…

Linnea in Monet’s Garden

Kids who are still more interested in Saturday morning cartoons than stuffy old art will find today’s free Family Flicks screening, Linnea in Monet’s Garden, pretty fun. The animated Swedish movie, a 1994 Parents Choice Award winner, is just 30 minutes long and based on a popular book about a…

Remembering Joe Sample, Fifth Ward Jazz-Funk Great

Note: this Christmas, Rocks Off is remembering some prominent members of Houston’s music community we lost this year. Joe Sample, the Houston native whose masterful keyboard playing made him a leading figure in the jazz fusion movement of the ’60s and ’70s and a top session musician in jazz, R&B…

The Imitation Game: Cumberbatch’s Codebreaker Gets Lost in the Plot

‘Politics really isn’t my specialty,” shrugs Alan Turing (Benedict Cumberbatch) to a naval commander (Charles Dance) in an early job interview scene in Morten Tyldum’s choppy biopic The Imitation Game. Yet no less than Winston Churchill would credit Turing as the main cause of the Allies’ victory over the Nazis…

Capsule Art Reviews: December 25, 2014

“Jorge Marin: Wings of the City” This installation at Discovery Green has nine wonderful sculptures by an acclaimed Mexican sculptor; some are powerful, some playful, some enigmatic, but all are filled with a love for and an appreciation of humanity that is breathtaking and admirable. Though they represent a higher…

Capsule Stage Reviews: December 25, 2014

Panto Rapunzel (With Zombies) There ain’t no respect in Panto Rapunzel (and Zombies) at Stages Repertory. Nor any sass. Nor much of a vibe. Perhaps it’s time to retire the Panto idea completely and give it back to the Victorians. This seventh incarnation is the lamest of all. Playwrights Jodi…

Mexican Greatness and Roberto Gómez Bolaños

Dear Mexican, The other day, my Italian boyfriend and I were sitting in a cafe in Santa Monica. He asked me an interesting question: ” If you had the choice to be any nationality in the world, which one would you choose?” Being the proud Latina that I am, I…


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