‘Winter’ Is Coming: Oceans of Slumber’s Latest Is a Game-Changer

This Friday is a special day for progressive-metal masters Oceans of Slumber. Their brand-new LP, Winter, will be released on Century Media Records, a metal-focused tentacle of the Sony entertainment empire. Among other things, this means the Houston five-piece now has worldwide distribution. Whether you favor this sort of metal or not is inconsequential –…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Get Ready to Pig Out

Three exclusive Chateau Margaux Dinners are just around the corner. The first is on Monday, February 22 at RDG + Bar Annie, at 7 p.m. ($475 per person). Enjoy pairings such as Crab Fritters and Fried Oysters with Pavillon Blanc 2011; Texas Whole Quail and Sapicon of Huitlacoche with Pavillon…

The Flamingos Still Proving Doo-Wop’s Timeless Appeal

It is one of the most lush, memorable, and romantic songs of the early rock era, as well as the biggest hit for the group that released it back in 1959. But upon its recording, “I Only Have Eyes for You” certainly did not impress most of that group’s members…

Why Is It So Embarrassing to Be a Country-Music Fan?

There’s something to be said about a person who likes country music. Outside of its universal appeal — everyone loves songs about heartbreak and Middle America — the past couple of years have been brutal for anyone who likes a little bit of twang in their tunes. Fans of the…

Houston’s Junk Is Thorsten Brinkmann’s Art at Rice Gallery

Thorsten Brinkmann collects random crap. A lot of artists collect random crap. Few, however, transform their gleanings so deftly and so evocatively. Brinkmann’s junk piles become a skewed world of decaying grandeur, opulence and nostalgia. His visual references run the gamut from the Renaissance to Dada. His photos, sculptures, videos…

Ted Cruz Trolls the Hell Out of Scalia’s Death

When news broke of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s unexpected death at a West Texas ranch on Saturday, nobody processed the news and moved on to the question of who will get to name the esteemed conservative justice’s successor as rapidly as Sen. Ted Cruz. On Saturday afternoon, the GOP…

Reviews for the Lazy Gamer: Firewatch

Game: Firewatch Platforms: Windows, OS X, Linux, PS4 Publisher/Developer: Panic/Camp Santo Genre: Adventure Rating: 4 out of 5 Describe This Game In Three Words: Man, That’s Dark Plot: You are Henry, a man who takes a job in the Wyoming wilderness as a lookout for forest fires after fleeing some…

Semi-Random Takeaways From Monday’s Grammy Awards

Three and a half hours of live television is a lot of air time to fill. The producers of the Grammy awards telecast understand this, so they know there are much better ways to spend that time than actually handing out awards. Leave all the boring acceptance speeches for categories…

Houston Wants to Host the Pro Bowl Game? Really? Why?

It was a strange moment last week when Mayor Sylvester Turner announced that Houston was bidding to get the Pro Bowl. It was strange because Mr. Mayor wasn’t joking. He was serious. The people on the stage with him were serious. They desperately want the Pro Bowl to be played…

The Suffers Achieve Liftoff at Sold-Out Continental Club

The Suffers Continental Club February 14, 2016 The Suffers are frequently called a throwback act. Nearly every time that label is applied to Houston’s hottest band, it’s a commentary on their sound. But there’s something else about the group that recalls past Houston glories. Their trajectory into music’s stratosphere is…

What Has Sheriff Hickman Changed Since Taking Office?

When Sheriff Ron Hickman took office last May, he did a few things right away that pissed some people off. After former Sheriff Adrian Garcia stepped down to run for mayor, Hickman kicked off his new appointment by replacing eight command posts with white guys (two of whom he plucked…

Dish of the Week: Wild Mushroom Lasagna

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sharing an Italian staple with an earthy twist: Wild Mushroom Lasagna. Lasagne are a variety of flat, wide pasta that are…

What We Learned From the Crush Video Trial — UPDATED

On February 10, a Harris County District Court judge found Brent Wayne Justice guilty of animal cruelty — specifically, the filmed torture and slaughter of a pit bull puppy that Justice and co-defendant Ashley Richards sold as part of their “crush” video business. But Justice could just have been easily…

Chicken Rental Service Lets Houstonians Try Before They Buy

Doesn’t it sound like utterly pastoral to wake up, make some coffee or tea, dress and walk to your backyard to collect fresh eggs for breakfast? A Houston affiliate of a service called Rent The Chicken is making it easy for suburbanites to make that humble dream come true. The…

Acts We’d Like to See at Free Press Summer Fest 2016

Hard to believe it’s already that time again, but the blind presale for Free Press Summer Fest 2016 goes live at 10 a.m. tomorrow. After the initial weirdness and ultimate success of last year’s flooding-induced relocation to NRG Park’s Yellow Lot, the festival has indeed announced that it will be…

Man Jumps Into Buffalo Bayou Downtown, Feared Dead

Witnesses say a homeless man is feared dead after jumping off a bridge into Buffalo Bayou near the Harris County Criminal Justice Center downtown. Witnesses at the scene tells us the man, an African American homeless man often seen sleeping on park benches around the courthouse, jumped off the bridge…

Wanna Make Sure You’re Never in a Ted Cruz Ad? Take Off Your Clothes

Before Thursday evening, Ted Cruz almost did something groundbreaking: A Republican presidential candidate had actually hired a woman who’s comfortable expressing her sexuality to appear in a campaign ad. It was almost as if, for a brief moment in time, far-right conservatives had decided to suspend judgment and discrimination and…

Houston NAACP Honors Harris County DA Devon Anderson for Drug Reforms

On Thursday, the Houston chapter of the NAACP gave Harris County District Attorney Devon Anderson a big pat on the back for criminal justice reform. The organization honored Anderson with its annual Legal Redress Award—and that’s largely thanks to her efforts to offer more diversion opportunities to non-violent offenders. Starting…

Toruk Takes Flight at the Toyota Center, But Never Soars

The setup: Isn’t it weird that the highest grossing movie of all time doesn’t have more media attached to it? You can’t open the App Store without seeing something related to The Avengers/Marvel (#5 on that list), the success of Jurassic World (#4) means we’ll be seeing cinematic dinosaurs until…

Apparently the Chron Thinks NRG Stadium Is Outdated

Hey, guess what? NRG Stadium is outdated. No sane person thinks this, but that’s what the Houston Chronicle essentially said in a front page story on Super Bowl Sunday. Saying the facility, opened in 2002, is facing a midlife crisis, the Chronicle set out to tell the sob story of…

The Big Oil Problem: It’s Going to Get Worse Before It Gets Better

Things keep getting worse for the oil industry. On Wednesday, the price of crude oil dipped below $27 for the second time this year. Earlier this week officials in both the United States and Europe charged with tracking information about oil supplies came out with intensely negative reports predicting that the glut of oil…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Beef Up for the Rodeo

Save the date! Our favorite event of the year, the annual Houston Press Menu of Menus® Extravaganza, is back for its 14th year on Tuesday, April 5. But you can get your tickets NOW (General Admission Tickets: $45 – $60; VIP Admission Tickets: $85 – $120). This year features an…

The Dolphins Speak, and the Power of Power Electronics

“Nothing says holidays like a cheese log” — Ellen Degeneres Music For Dolphins, feat. Dave Dove and Jason Jackson Galveston Artist Residency, February 13, 6 p.m. Most of the shows I attend consist of a lot of waiting around for things to happen. Imagine how dolphins feel, out in the…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Deadpool

Title: Deadpool Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: “Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Four-and-a-half Bea Arthurs out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Newly mutated wiseass seeks revenge on the guy…

Seven Awesome Old-School Rock Stage Shows

Rock bands have long known that audiences enjoy eye candy to go along with the music they’re listening to, and almost any huge band will have an equally large stage production these days. That wasn’t always the norm, though, and while a few acts like KISS or Alice Cooper shocked…

Martin Scorsese and the Rolling Stones: The Real Goodfellas

Martin Scorsese is one of American cinema’s greatest music fans. Within his movies, the music comes at you from all sides, and with the kind of encyclopedic range and in-your-face attitude that applies to every other aspect of a Scorsese film — the camerawork, the dialogue, the editing, the postgraduate-level…

Ken Paxton Under Investigation for Misconduct. Again.

Last summer, when the U.S. Supreme Court overturned state gay-marriage bans and affirmed marriage equality across the country, Texas responded exactly how you’d expect. While clerks in cities like San Antonio were prepared to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples immediately following the ruling, others dragged their feet. In Harris…

The Goforth Investigation Is Starting to Sound Like a Telenovela

In the immediate aftermath of the murder of Harris County Sheriff’s Deputy Darren Goforth last August, local law enforcement officials blamed more than just the mentally ill sometimes-homeless man charged with ambushing Goforth and firing 15 rounds into his back as the deputy gassed up his cruiser. In an emotional…

Buying Beer, Part 4: Beers Worth Standing in Line For

Buying Beer: The Series So Far Part 1: Beers For Everyday Drinking Part 2: Readily-Available Beers That Can Be Aged Part 3: Seasonal & Limited Beers Many craft beer drinkers are done with waiting in long lines in the heat or cold for a particular style. It’s just not as…

“Crush” Video Dude Found Guilty

A Houston man was found guilty of animal cruelty related to torture “crush” videos he produced with a woman who previously pleaded guilty to the same crime. Brent Justice’s sentencing is scheduled for today by Harris County District Judge Jay Bennett. He faces a minimum of 25 years in prison. …

Never Mind the Hype, The Suffers’ First Album Delivers

It’s been a while since a local release has arrived with as much baggage as The Suffers’ debut LP, conveniently titled The Suffers. After selling out Fitzgerald’s at last January’s Make Some Room EP-release party; backing almost every Houston rap star you ever heard of before a massive crowd at…

It’s Not Cool to Fake a Food Allergy

Almost 5 percent of the population has a food allergy and it’s almost always to one of eight specific food categories: eggs, milk, peanuts, tree nuts, fish, shellfish, wheat or soy. If the allergy manifests in a child, he or she is likely to outgrow it, unless it’s to peanuts,…

The 10 Scariest Roads in Houston (Especially at Night)

When dealing with traffic in Houston, most of us try to avoid congestion, road closures and anything that might slow us down. But, there are some areas of town that might best be avoided altogether. They run the gamut from the creepy to the downright dangerous. They are the scariest…

My Kids Think I’m Their Maid. Help!

MY KIDS THINK I’M THEIR MAID! Dear Willie D: I’m a 45 year-old woman with 15- and 16-year-old boys. They want me to do everything for them. They expect me to wash their clothes, clean up behind them, cook, and prepare their plates. WTF! I’m a single mother with a…

Scorsese’s Vinyl Plasticizes Old NYC Grit

HBO’s Vinyl is the latest in a series of cultural hard-ons for the rough-and-tumble world of pre-Koch NYC: From novels like Rachel Kushner’s The Flamethrowers and Garth Risk Hallberg’s City on Fire to online photo galleries of graffiti-splattered subway trains and can-you-believe-this-juice-bar-used-to-be-a-crack-den slideshows, there’s a hunger for what Manhattan looked,…

Zoolander 2 Is a Tombstone for the Age of Dude Comedy

The first Zoolander, Ben Stiller’s dopey, fitfully funny fashion spoof, was released less than three weeks after the September 11 attacks. Its sequel shows the extent to which another kind of nefarious plot — the cynical quest for world domination through cross-brand synergy — has proven impossible to eradicate on…

UH Is Definitely Hosting the GOP Debate

Ever since the great Republican National Committee/CNBC bust-up at the beginning of the year — the break was caused by Sen. Ted Cruz dodging a question and blaming CNBC, as we’ve previously reported —  we’ve been left in suspense, waiting to find out if the University of Houston would actually…

Grand Jury Indicts Guard for Punching UH Fans Who Stormed Field

Nothing says celebration like getting tackled and punched in the face by security guards. Last December, that’s what happened to some University of Houston students who apparently thought it was okay to celebrate their football team’s first conference championship in a decade. After the stadium stormed the field, guards were…

Families of Firefighters Killed in Southwest Inn Blaze Sue Motorola

The families of three firefighters who were killed while battling a fire at a hotel along the Southwest Freeway in 2013 are suing Motorola, alleging the telecommunication company’s radios failed when the firefighters attempted to call for help from inside the burning structure, KPRC first reported earlier today.   The…

Inside Andy Kahan’s Duffle Bag of Murderabilia

“Here are the fingernails,” says Andy Kahan, pulling them out of a duffel bag in his office. They belong to a California serial killer named Roy “Tool Box Killer” Norris, and even come with a “certificate of authentication” so that Kahan is sure that they are the real deal. He…

Low Chills Walters Downtown to the Bone

Low Walters Downtown February 8, 2016 Low is a band that was built for winter. The Minnesota three-piece may have arrived during the white-hot, summery explosion of alternative rock in the early ‘90s, but Low’s glacial tempos and chilling vocal harmonies always suggested gray skies and dirty, black snow rather…


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