Peacock Attacks Actually Do Exist

Did you know that all peacocks are not peacocks? Yes, there is a difference. A male is a peacock and a female is a peahen and together they are peafowl. These exotic birds are mostly known for their enormous feathers, but they’re also known to attack. On Valentine’s Day, one…

Reality Bites: Ghost Adventures Revisited

There are a million reality shows on the naked television. We’re going to watch them all, one at a time. The Travel Channel’s Ghost Adventures was one of the first “Reality Bites” I ever did, way back in 2011, and the reaction was … spirited. I think it generated more…

5 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Resident Evil

Resident Evil was definitely the first game I remember being so engrossing that I was just as happy watching other people play it as I was playing it myself. Though it seems tame today when compared to, say, The Last of Us, when it came out it was more than…

Road Warriors Dr. Dog: “We’re a City-By-City Band”

Dr. Dog aren’t the same band they used to be. Gone are the days of the gritty, ramshackle group of Philadelphia drifters who firmly planted themselves in the world of indie rock. Now, for a band that has seen all the successes you could ask for after more than a…

Jamie Kilstein: “What Are You Laughing At?”

Three years ago, progressive, feminist, vegan comic and Citizen Radio podcast host Jamie Kilstein had a hot-shot agent, big-time manager and lots of offers for television work. Then he said, “Rape jokes aren’t funny,” in an MSNBC interview, and suddenly he was persona non grata in the comedy world. “Daniel…

Houston’s 10 Most Treacherous Freeway Entrance Ramps

When discussing Houston traffic, it is unfair to compare the city with more compact places around the country. We are spread out, more like LA than Chicago. That means freeways and lots of them. Unlike places in the northeast, the vast majority of these multi-lane deathtraps are not toll roads;meaning…

5 Mardi Gras Classics, and Where to Get Your Fix in Houston

Mardi Gras (that’s French for “Fat Tuesday”) is a religious holiday that is believed to have its roots in medieval Europe. Traditionally, it’s the last night to indulge in rich, fatty foods before Ash Wednesday, when the ritual fasting of the Lent begins. While the actual day — this year…

Ghost The Musical Is Bigger on Spectacle Than Charm

The set-up: The 1990 film Ghost, starring Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg, earned more than $500 million, the highest grossing picture of the year, and won Oscars for Best Original Screenplay and Best Supporting Actor for Goldberg. It was made into a musical in England in 2011, with…

NASA Is Defending the Planet From Asteroids

The asteroid that hit Russia came out of the sky just like we all thought it would — a fireball meteor, a streak of light that landed with the impact of a bomb. We’ve seen it in the movies for years, but it seems NASA took the asteroid as a…

Kitchen Improv: Microwave Magic

If there’s one thing Shiftwork Bites taught me, it’s how to improvise. From poaching eggs in a coffee maker to the space management required to cook in 25 square feet, I learned how to make do with what limited resources I had, both in terms of space and equipment. I…

Tips for Avoiding the Crazy Fashion-Obsessed Guy

The metrosexual man has been a member of our society ever since the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy team hit the streets in 2003. With their arrival, men all of a sudden had hair regimens and knew what the word non-comedogenic meant. (It means a product will not clog…

Accused Killers Giving Satan Worship a Bad Name

God is good, and for some Satan is too. Satanists don’t deserve the bad rap they’re getting after the recent news linking accused killers to the Prince of Darkness. The words “satanic ritual murder” or “occult killing” set off alarms in God-fearing people, and that’s probably why prosecutors and the…

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If you ever meet Pamela Fagan Hutchins and she seems overly emotional, don’t worry. She’s just working. The bestselling novelist finds that in order to make her books engaging, in order to make her characters seemingly get up off the page and start walking around, she has to do what…

UPDATED: Win Two VIP Tickets to Menu of Menus and Iron Fork

Tickets are selling quickly for this year’s Menu of Menus Extravaganza, which will be held at Silver Street Station on April 8. The event will feature more than 40 local restaurants with incredible free samples as well as the annual Iron Fork competition, which will pit last year’s champ, Kevin…

Is “Indie” a Bogus Concept in 2014?

Recently Joe Steinhardt took a moment to ponder the year that had just passed, and didn’t like what he saw. Steinhardt runs one of my favorite music labels, Don Giovanni Records. His New Jersey-based outfit was built, as he tells it, to promote the music his friends made. His label…

The Most Underrated Restaurants in Houston…According to You

Recently, we stumbled across CultureMap’s article about the most overrated restaurants in Houston. In it, Eric Sandler called out Uchi, Underbelly, Mark’s, Mai’s, Haven, The Breakfast Klub, Torchy’s Tacos, Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steakhouse, Houston’s and Reef as restaurants whose “execution doesn’t quite match their rhetoric or commensurate level of…

The Time I Met a “Fake Nerd Boy”

As guests become finalized and folks gear up for the upcoming Comicpalooza this May (Four days long this year…pity your intrepid geek reporter’s feet and back!), I would like to relay to you a story from last year’s convention and what it tells us about the concept of the “fake…

Road Warriors? Rockets Reach Pivotal Stretch Away from Home

The Rockets have played fewer games on the road than any contender in the Western Conference, but that will change beginning tonight at they begin a five-game west coast road swing against the Lakers. Of their next 12 games total, eight are away from the friendly confines of Toyota Center…

H-Town to Boomtown: Beaumont Has a Music Festival, Too

The 2014 music festival season is kicking into gear, with Free Press Summer Fest announcing its lineup last week. The rundown features at least a half-dozen acts coming right from Coachella, which announced last month, and probably at least a few who will be performing at Bonnaroo, which announces this…

Houston Music Fans Show Their Artistic Sides

There’s a moment unlike any other in the career of a local musician, and that’s when someone takes it upon themselves to create a work of art centered on you or your music. It’s a bizarre mixture of fear and amazement, when you briefly flirt with the line between man…

The Corner Table and City Parking Ordinance Saga Continues

A handful of folks who live next to the popular River Oaks eatery Corner Table say the restaurant’s customers are crowding the streets with parked cars because the restaurant doesn’t have enough parking spots — in violation of the city parking ordinance. Sure, this might be one of those issues…

Tony’s Still Wows Nearly 50 Years After First Opening

With newer, hipper Italian restaurants opening in Houston every year, it can be easy to overlook the fine-dining behemoth that is Tony’s in favor of something, perhaps, less dated. But this would be a mistake. Tony’s opened in 1965 as a mom-and-pop Italian eatery serving hearty bowls of pasta and…

Reality Bites Turns 20 Today, Still Isn’t Very Good

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Making a Difference: Artists Who Have Share Their Wisdom

“Joni Mitchell once said that singing, crying, and laughing all come up out of the same need. So, I think that’s what art is for…” — Erykah Badu A certain array of life questions are essential to one’s own personal growth and development: who am I? Where am I going?…

Weather Week: Springpocalypse is Here

It would appear that winter is definitely in the rearview mirror for the city of Houston. This doesn’t mean we won’t see some cool to cold weather before the long, hot expanse of summer sprawls out before us, but it is unlikely we will have any weather like we cataloged…

Cascade Ice Pumpkin Pie Water: A Love Story

In late October of this past year I fell in love. Mine was an unexpected passion and still to this day bemuses me. I was wandering around the grocery store in that trance-like state that comes from being in the grocery store too long because you know there is some…

Planters and Mr. Peanut: A Tasty History

No offense to Mounds and Almond Joy, but I’ve never been able to relate to their slogan: “Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t.” Because, um, I always feel like a nut (and you can take that in the figurative sense as well). I may not always want…

The Rocks Off 200: Renée Jonard, Princess of Noise Pollution

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Pop Rocks: Dear Florida, We Need to Have a Talk

Hey, Florida. How’s it going? We see you all sunshine and old folks down there. We admit we enjoy your beaches, your drag queens and your television shows. Hell, we even admit to wearing a white jacket and a brightly colored button down in the ’80s. That was a wild…

Bartender Chat: Christa “Monster” Havican of Boheme

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Review: The Last of Us: Left Behind

I’m eschewing my normal Review for the Lazy Gamer Konami format this go round to tell you a story. The Last of Us: Left Behind is honestly my first real downloaded content expansion pack. Hard as that is to believe in this age in gaming the concept of extra DLC…

The 10 Best Bioshock Items on Etsy

When it came time to upgrade to a PS4, I went on a massive trade-in spree in order to afford the new system. While that did allow me to pick up the eighth generation console on my Ramen-noodle lifestyle salary, it did mean that a lot of games I normally…

These Are Houston’s Seven Hottest Rap Songs (Allegedly)

No exact science can determine what’s hot in music. Maybe it’s the right sound, the right combination of lyrics and rhythm or just a little bit of luck. And since commercial radio is so dominated (and saturated) by Top 40 records, determining local and regional records on their way up…

The Five Most Important Ways Emo Changed Popular Music

Some things never change. For a few years when I was younger, “fuck emos” was a battle cry among fans of “real punk” or “real music,” who hated the wave of emo in popular music and as a lifestyle of teenagers across America. Now, in some ways, that sentiment seems…

Coachella Before Coachella: The 1983 US Festival

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Greg Abbott, The Nuge and a Subhuman Mongrel Chimpanzee

Listen up, and listen good: The Nuge has spoken. He has dubbed Barak Obama a “subhuman mongrel” and a “chimpanzee,” and thereby exposed the entire Democratic party as the chimpanzee-lovers they clearly are. The Nuge ain’t no chimp-lover. The Nuge doesn’t fling feces. He only covers himself in it in…

Huffman Man Shuts Down ABC News Team

One of the key characteristics of any good journalist is that he or she doesn’t take “No,” for an answer. It’s our daily duty to talk to people who, quite frankly, don’t always want to be talked to. We get paid to do this, man. So when you send a…

Elizabeth Strout on Creating The Burgess Boys

The published version of Elizabeth Strout’s newest novel, The Burgess Boys, differs greatly from what the Pulitzer Prize winner originally envisioned. Strout, appearing at the Inprint Margarett Root Brown Reading Series on February 24, tells us the basic elements of The Burgess Boys, a novel about two adult brothers living…

The 10 Worst Roads in Houston (Right Now)

When I recently asked people to give me their worst roads in Houston, I knew what I would be in for. Having already discussed the matter with others at the Press as well as friends and acquaintances, I could guess what people would say. The truth is, there are a…

Brave Is Totally Game of Thrones

Of all the gifts Santa Claus has ever brought my daughter the one that has proven to be her favorite is her LeapPad tablet. If you haven’t seen one it’s part iPad, part Nintendo DS and it’s got a library of great educational games, story books, and other neat stuff…

Recipe of the Week: (Real) New England Clam Chowder

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. See the complete list of recipes at the end of this post. Before the temperatures rise to ungodly levels, we’re sharing the secrets to a cold-weather favorite, New England Clam Chowder…

Young the Giant at Bayou Music Center, 2/16/2014

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Top 10 Dog-Friendly Restaurants in Houston

Recently, our music blog listed the top ten bars where your dog is welcome, and we thought, hey, why should the bars get all the canine love? Thanks to Paws on Patios, an organization started in 2010 that made it possible for Houston restaurants to get permitting from the city…

NBA All-Star Game Has Turned into the AND1 Mixtape Tour

Why not just make it a three-on-three tournament or a trick shot competition? Why even bother trotting out the “All-Stars” and making them jog up and down the court? The All-Star game in New Orleans Sunday night wasn’t even a pick up game because guys in those games actually care…

Top 5 Cappuccinos in Houston

When I go to a coffee shop, nine times out of ten I order a cappuccino. To me, it reflects the true talent of a barista — getting the foam-to-espresso ratio just right; making sure the java is strong enough to ensure a caffeine boost; and guaranteeing every sip is…

Dom Kennedy at Warehouse Live, 2/14/2014

Dom Kennedy Warehouse Live February 14, 2014 Mad love, among other things, was in the air Valentine’s Day for Dom Kennedy’s “Get Home Safely” tour. The bass of the Ballroom’s speakers pushed the aromatic cannabis scent out the front doors of Warehouse Live onto St. Emanuel Street, while couples and…

Five Great Rock/Country Crossovers

It’s strange, but unless you’re a musician, it seems like there’s hardly any crossover between fans of country and rock. In fact, if you ask people what kind of music they like, especially if they’re mostly rock fans, a lot of the time their answer will be “anything but country.”…

The Most Gangsta Funeral There Will Ever Be

Note: Houston’s Shea Serrano is an award-winning music writer and goofball whose recent exploits include Bun B’s Rap Coloring and Activity Book, and writes this weekly column about his life and times. Last week, I went to the funeral of a person whom I cared about. While I am of…

In Politics and Media, Perception Is Apparently Reality

Chris Cillizza, a blogger/reporter for the Washington Post who appears frequently on cable news shows, recently wrote this concerning the CBO jobs reports kerfuffle: My job is to assess not the rightness of each argument but to deal in the real world of campaign politics in which perception often (if…

How to Shop for Wine (Without Sounding Like a Dick)

For previous posts in our “how-to wine” series, please click here. Like so many women and men across America, hundreds of Houstonians will head to their neighborhood wine shop today to pick up a special bottle of wine for a Valentine’s Day dinner. For some of them, it will be…

Review: The Last of Us: American Dreams

In just a few days we’re getting new downloadable content for The Last of Us, which was easily the best game of 2013. The expansion, Left Behind, is set to follow Ellie in the time before she began her journey across the country with Joel and features her young friend…

NFL Draft 2014: The Jadeveon Clowney Rule

Houston Texans safety D.J. Swearinger was at a community appearance on Thursday morning at Harvard Elementary School. As these normally appearances go, Swearinger spent a few minutes talking to the media about football, the Texans, and the state of the union in D.J.’s world. With Swearinger one season removed from…

Snoop Dogg at House of Blues, 2/13/2014

“So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? We’re just having fun, We don’t care who sees. So what we go out? That’s how it’s supposed to be… Living young and wild and free!” Snoop Dogg House of Blues February 13, 2014 Whether the poster says Doggy Dogg,…

Reviews for the Easily Distracted: Endless Love

Title: Endless Love So It’s a Love That Never Dies? You’re thinking of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the story of an undead monster and his unholy obsession with the reincarnation of his dead love. It’s actually more romantic than this. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant to the Film: One smoke alarm…

12 Fashionable People You Must Follow on Instagram

New York Fashion Week is winding down and, while many fans are getting the latest news and updates on Style.com, the majority of us have been following the shows via Instagram. The best of the runway, backstage, parties, and celeb sightings can be found on the media sharing site via…

Power Trip Returns for Another Badass Weekend

If you’re heading out to the 2nd Badass Weekend festival downtown this weekend, don’t forget to bring your earplugs — the ones that go in your ear canals, not your earlobes, dude. Matter of fact, a mouth guard not be a bad idea, either, because Dallas’ Power Trip is playing…

Doctor Who: 5 American Presidents The Doctor Has Met

All of space and time at his disposal, and yet The Doctor always seems to end up somewhere on Earth. Man, it’s almost like it’s cheaper there or something. All joking aside, Doctor Who started out as an educational children’s program that was supposed to teach kids about science and…

The Legend of Wendy Davis: Separating Fact from Fiction

“Print the legend!” This is how Jeff Davis, ex-husband to Texas Democratic gubernatorial candidate and rising star in Democratic circles, responded (“with palpable weariness”) to a New York Times reporter who was trying to get to the bottom of what’s really the truth about Wendy Davis’s biography. And why is…

Upcoming Events: City Hall Farmers’ Market Is Back

The City Hall Farmers Market returns on Wednesday, February 19. Head to the market from 11 a.m. until 1:30 p.m. to purchase a variety of seasonal produce and various products from more than 35 vendors during the spring season kick-off. Whether you want to stock up on some veggies, enjoy…

100 Creatives 2014: Heather Gordy, Artist

Artist Heather Gordy, it seems, was destined to work with death. “I dissected a lot of things when I was little,” she tells us laughing. “My mother thought I was either going to be a mortician, a veterinarian or an artist because I was always dissecting things when I was…

Hydrocodone Was Allegedly Found on City Jail Guard

Don’t bring your drugs to work. Especially if you work in a jail. Dominique Natrel Duncan just lost his $30,000-plus-a-year gig according to the Harris County Sheriff’s office, which arrested him this week on a charge of illegally possessing painkillers with intent to sell…

Openings & Closings: Fish & The Knife Finally Opens; Gigi’s Closes

The week was filled with openings and upcoming restaurant announcements, as well as one notable closing. Gigi’s Asian Bistro and Dumpling Bar has closed after serving customers classic Asian dishes and dumplings for six years inside the Galleria. Houston Chronicle’s Greg Morago reported that the restaurant closed on Wednesday, February…

The 10 Best Songs for Jilted Lovers

Let’s be honest here: Valentine’s Day is the most annoying, garbage holiday ever invented. It’s such cloying BS, a day where corporations literally victimize the entire population of U.S. single people into feeling bad for being single, and scare the hell out of those who are in relationships lest they…

Houston’s Top 10 First-Date Bars

As our sister blog Eating…Our Words does, from time to time Rocks Off will be giving your our picks for the top taverns in various Houston-area neighborhoods. Of course, the lines can be porous, but here anything with a TABC license that cannot reasonably be considered either a restaurant, coffeehouse…

The Next Great Winter Olympic Training Ground: The Astrodome

When Judge Roy Hofheinz conceived of an indoor stadium, he was doing so as a true Houstonian. Despite pleas from health-care providers and forward-thinking politicians, Houston is not really an outdoorsy city. That has changed somewhat with the construction of hike and bike trails, the massive renovations to the area…

Listen: How the New RoboCop Compares to the 1987 Version

On this week’s Voice Film Club podcast, Voice film editor Alan Scherstuhl and L.A. Weekly film critic Amy Nicholson are joined by the Washington, D.C.-based critic Chris Klimek, a contributor to the Voice, NPR, Washington City Paper, and The Dissolve. (Voice film critic the pod’s co-host Stephanie Zacharek is tied…

10 Most Romantic Horror Movies for Valentine’s Day

Look, I can get behind a good romantic comedy to celebrate Valentine’s Day with. Addicted to Love is one of my favorite movies of all time, after all, but frankly, that genre has more sap than Bob Sapp if Bob Sapp were a maple tree… which would not be the…

First Look: Drexel House Is Working Out the Kinks

At first look, I wondered if we’d mistakenly walked into a frozen yogurt place. Similar to the ubiquitous “froyo” spots, Drexel House, recently opened in Highland Village, was super-small, modern in style, and had no real decoration apart from its lighting fixtures and a chalkboard wall listing its menu. Steel…

The Rocks Off 200: Junior Gordon, Big Man With a Big Sound

Welcome to The Rocks Off 200, our portrait gallery of the most compelling profiles and personalities in the far-flung Houston music community — a lot more than just musicians, but of course they’re in there too. See previous entries in the Rocks Off 100 at this link. Who? Junior Gordon…

Race Day to Honor Firefighter who Survived Hotel Blaze

Even after he battled the deadly five-alarm blaze that killed four of his fellow Houston firefighters and took his legs after a roof collapsed, Capt. Bill Dowling is still fighting. One of the lucky ones that fateful afternoon in May, Dowling is the focus of a fundraiser this weekend organized…

Of God and Final Fantasy

I have to admit that while Lightning Returns is definitely my favorite entry in the Final Fantasy XIII trilogy it does indeed take some getting used to. Don’t get me wrong. It’s beautiful, brilliant, and I’ll never get tired of Lightning stabbing things, but in many ways it’s very far…

Build-A-Bar Goes N/A: Nilsson Schmilsson

My wife is pregnant. It’s our third time in the barrel, and as unexpected a ride as the prior two. We (think we) know what we’re in for this time, though, so it should be smooth sailing. To help ensure pacific waters, I’m (mostly) teetotaling in sympathy with my wife…

So, How About That FPSF Lineup Anyway?

My initial, visceral reaction to the lineup was two-fold: a) Deftones? Yay!; b) that is a mighty impressive EDM lineup. I figured Zedd was a pretty solid lock for the festival, but Above & Beyond is an outside the box choice that I’m in love with. Having just seen them…

Vote or Die: The Last VJ’s Top Five Videos of the Week

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Ghost the Musical

“It’s like a rock concert infused with this romantic story line,” according to actor Steven Grant Douglas, who plays Sam Wheat in Ghost the Musical, coming to Houston courtesy of Gexa Energy Broadway. “It’s about what it means to love somebody and to take things for granted. Don’t take your…

“Georges Braque: A Retrospective”

It’s been 50 years since the death of artist Georges Braque, but his work continues to impress and influence. A friend and colleague of Picasso (the two are credited with the invention of Cubism), Braque is often under-recognized for his contributions, but in “Georges Braque: A Retrospective,” now on exhibit…

The Magna Carta

Even if your high school history is a bit rusty, you know that the Magna Carta is an important historical document. Often called “The Great Charter,” it’s considered a landmark document that established basic civil liberties. It was the genesis for many of today’s concepts of law (trial by jury…

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Director José Padilha’s long-delayed RoboCop reboot has arrived, and it’s neither an unalloyed (see what I did there?) triumph nor the travesty that partisans of Paul Verhoeven’s subversive Reagan-era classic had feared. At least, and at most, it’s different, taking bold liberties with the original text, as remakes should. One…

Endless Love Earns Its Title the Bad Way

The endless love in question unfolds in that universe where shy, bookish teenage girls are always catalog-model beautiful, not a pimple in sight or a pound overweight, not a garment from Hot Topic darkening their closets. The movie tells us that 17-year-old Jade Butterfield (Gabriella Wilde) is “awkward” and has…

Jim McCue

This weekend’s shows mark a return to Houston for comedian Jim McCue. “First time [at the Joke Joint Comedy Showcase]. But I actually opened for Lewis Black [in Houston], I guess, like, four years ago now.” Black, known for his multiple Grammy­ winning comedy albums and recurring appearances on ,…

Willie D’s 10 Naughty & Romantic Tips for Valentine’s Day & Beyond

Editor’s Note: This column is the one-year anniversary of Ask Willie D. Congratulations and a big thank-you to Houston’s funniest, realest advice columnist! As any loyal Ask Willie D reader knows, I respond to a great deal of relationship-based letters. However, the fact that the column started its run one…

Houston Roller Derby

The women of the Houston Roller Derby league soundly defeat visiting teams with so much regularity that the city’s known to field one of the toughest flat-track leagues in the country. So when league members take on each other, things get real crazy real fast. Today’s all-Houston bout opens the…

Romeo & Juliet

Celebrate Valentine’s Day with Romeo & Juliet, part of the BroadwayHD presentation of New York theater productions via movie theaters. Romeo here is played by Orlando Bloom (The Lord of the Rings, The Pirates of the Caribbean), and Juliet is played by Condola Rashad (Sex and the City, Smash). The…

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“As an older guy,” former MadTV favorite Bobby Lee starts, “my body is changing. It’s getting scarier. I look like a scallop. I look like a mythological creature. I look like Pikachu with diabetes.” Comedy lovers are in for a Valentine’s Day Treat when Lee returns to the Houston Improv…

Miranda James: The Silence of the Library

Houston-based author Dean James is something of a star — his books have topped the bestseller lists, he’s won several important awards, he has legions of loyal fans and followers and he managed to introduce a male protagonist in a cozy mystery series where female main characters are the norm…

The Gentler New RoboCop Limited Only by Focus Groups

Congratulations, Detroit. In 1987, Paul Verhoeven’s RoboCop cemented it as the most violent city in the world, an honor the Motor City resented for decades until its powers that be realized they may as well erect a statue of Peter Weller and milk the tourism. Twenty-seven years later, the attention…

Deportation, Mexican Women and Pride

Dear Mexican, I know an 18-year old getting deported from the USA. He has been here since he was five years old. His entire family is here and undocumented. He grew up in juvenile halls and did a felony as soon as he turned 18. Will he be deported for…

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Winter’s Tale Is Pretty but Not Much Else

It’s a little sad that Colin Farrell has outgrown roles that require him to wear raggedy sweaters and say things like “For fook’s sake!” It had to happen, though. Farrell has always made a terrific bad boy, but he clearly knows he couldn’t be a scamp forever, and he seems…

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Only in Houston I have a love-hate relationship with my suburban lifestyle. For instance, I love sitting in my backyard, drinking cold beer and tending to something sizzling on the smoker. I hate getting threatening letters from the hypercritical HOA doofuses who apparently have nothing better to do than measure…

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Ride at Your Own Risk

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