Feb 26 – Mar 4, 2015

Feb 26 - Mar 4, 2015 / Vol. 27 / No. 9

Drake Will Not Be Running Through Arena Theatre With His Woes

It sounded too good to be true, ya know? That Drake show over at Arena Theatre on May 17? It’s being “postponed.” This evening Arena Theatre sent out emails saying… well… “Regrettably, we want to offer a full refund for your purchase of Drake tickets. The Arena Theatre was issued…

Could ExxonMobil Buy BP?

Imagine a world where the largest energy company in the world becomes even more massive by gobbling up one of the most notorious energy companies around. Got it? Okay, now prepare yourself because the rumors are swirling that such a thing could actually happen. Bloomberg is reporting that ExxonMobil, the…

-Us Creates Dance Music For Difficult Breakups

Jackson Pollack once said that “Painting is self-discovery. Every good artist paints what he is.” The Houston artist known as -Us is in pursuit of making music that reflects who he truly is. Certainly, what multi-instrumentaist Avery Davis has done is to distill the finer points of great -80s synthpop…

The Sound of Music Is Turning 50, and I Have Never Seen It

On March 2, 1965, a movie about an almost-nun who becomes governess to a forbidding Austrian widower’s seven Aryan kids on the even of World War II opened in U.S. theaters. Although it was famously panned upon release (Pauline Kael called it “the sugar-coated lie that people seem to want…

City Hall Staying Out of R. Kelly Controversy

Right now a lot of people in City Hall are probably wishing they’d never heard the name “R. Kelly.” After multiple entreaties to the mayor’s office, late Tuesday afternoon the Press received an official statement about R&B star and alleged pedophile R. Kelly’s upcoming appearance at Free Press Summer Fest…

Woo-Hoo! Houston Getting Another Low-Cost Spay-Neuter Clinic

Awesome news: Houston will be getting another low-cost spay/neuter clinic in the spring. City Council voted unanimously Wednesday to give Austin-based Emancipet $260,000 for the clinic, which will be located at 4410 Navigation Blvd. “The clinic will be able to spay/neuter 7,000-8,000 animals per year and provide approximately 10,000 preventive…

Best Food We Found at the Houston Rodeo This Year

We covered food at the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo carnival last week during the World’s Championship Bar-B-Que Competition, but many vendors didn’t start serving until the rodeo officially started on yesterday. We went back to see what new tasty goodies we could find. This was what we found on-the-fly–the…

Fleetwood Mac Gives Houston an Extended Encore

Fleetwood Mac Toyota Center March 3, 2015 Tuesday night marked, according to Stevie Nicks, the sixtieth show on this string of dates for Fleetwood Mac. It’s a hell of a run. It’s even the second time they’ve hit Houston’s Toyota Center. How do they maintain the fire? Even 60 shows…

Podcast: Here’s Why Fox’s Empire Rules

There are five reasons why Fox’s Empire has become a breakout hit, and on this week’s Voice Film Club podcast, we run down why the show, introduced as a mid-season replacement, has surged to nearly 14 million viewers an episode by its eighth week. Joining Voice film editor Alan Scherstuhl…

Andre Johnson Odds Board: Where Will He Play Next?

Well, Texan fan, hopefully you’ve put your grief behind you. Yeah, I know it hasn’t even been 48 hours since you were forced to digest the news that Andre Johnson’s Texan career will be coming to a close imminently. But this is 2015. It’s the age of short attention spans,…

JerryBuilt’s Outlaw Burger Will Make You Go “Yee-Hah!”

Touted by Houstonia’s Gastronaut blog as one “alternative barbeque fix” for rodeo season, the new “Outlaw” burger at JerryBuilt Homegrown Burgers may not satisfy the most fastidious connoisseurs of grilled meats. But extreme food snobs are jackasses and who wants to eat barbecue with them, anyway? Burger enthusiasts as well…

The 2015 Houston Saint Patrick’s Day Guide

We hope Saint Patrick loved green beer, bagpipes and the Dropkick Murphys, because you’re sure to find at least one of the three at the festivities honoring him around town. From “Irish Open” golf tourneys to the annual downtown Saint Patrick’s Day parade, here’s how to celebrate St. Paddy in…

Chef Chat: The Pit Masters Trent Brooks of Brooks’ Place

It’s not easy smoking barbecue in a trailer. Briskets take overnight to cook and have to be minded to make sure the temperature stays consistent and the fires don’t die out. Trent Brooks, however, has been managing for years and it’s not like he gets to just run out to…

Thai Pop-Up Dinner in Houston by New York Chef Hong Thaimee

There are pop-up dinners and then there are must-not-miss pop-up dinners, and this coming Sunday and Monday, Paper Co. is going to be playing host to two must-not-miss pop-up dinners that will showcase the cuisine of visiting chef Hong Thaimee of Ngam Thai Restaurant in New York City’s East Village…

Try These 5 Outrageously Awesome Chicken Wings in Houston

Wings of any kind are generally delicious, but these stuffed, twice-fried, seriously spicy and sticky-as-all-hell takes on wings really pump things up to the next level. And we can promise they are finger-licking good. Check them out: See also: Try These 5 Seriously Outrageous Sushi Rolls Try These 5 Seriously…

Goat Milking Is Way Harder Than It Looks

It all seemed so easy on the practice goat. The udders were long and full, and when you pinched and squeezed, the way the instructor coached, they obligingly filled with milk that squirted easily into the bucket. But that was only the practice run. During the actual Celebrity Goat Milking…

March Madness: Z-Ro vs. the World

With so much news to that flies by in the Houston rap scene, luckily we are here to sit back and deal with all of the madness. Welcome to our own version of March Madness, where we’re delivering stories every workday to keep you occupied with the ins and outs…

The Late Jack Bruce Throws a Belated Birthday Party

Jack Bruce: The 50th Birthday Concerts MIG Music, Multiple Formats When Jack Bruce passed away late last year at the age of 71, every story and obituary led, understandably, with his best known musical job as the bassist for Cream. But in fact, Bruce had a wide and diverse journeyman…

For Real Country at the Rodeo, Seek the Hideout

The Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo is unique, in terms of both size and the way it becomes the epicenter of the city’s social calendar during the month of March. It’s so big that one of the dozens of amusements is even a tent stuffed with the kind of music…

State Rep. David Simpson Says God Wants to Legalize Weed

We don’t agree with state Rep. David Simpson on a lot of things. Okay, most things. But the guy surprised us with a novel argument in favor of decriminalizing marijuana: It’s what God would want. “I don’t believe that when God made marijuana, he made a mistake that government needs…

Buxton Shows Off New Maturity on Half a Native

Buxton’s new album, Half a Native, comes out today, a little more than three years after its previous effort, Nothing Here Seems Strange. About half of the new songs carry on the line of contemplative, finger-picked acoustic tunes that characterized Strange and its predecessor, 2008’s A Family Light. But “Good…

Longtime Houston Restaurateur Opens Waitstaff School

Manfred Jachmich has been involved in the Houston restaurant industry for a very long time. He grew up in Koblenz, Germany, and worked as a pastry chef there and in Switzerland before emigrating to Houston in 1963. He earned a degree in economics and management from Houston Baptist University. In…

Nigel Barker Presenting Models of Influence at Brazos Bookstore

A photographer, television personality (The Face, America’s Next Top Model), and former model himself, Nigel Barker is a man who understands the fashion industry. It’s his insider’s point-of-view and keen eye that make his new book, Models of Influence: 50 Women Who Reset the Course of Fashion so absorbing. You’ll…

Moving Sidewalk Ushers in a Different Kind of Ladies’ Night

And on the seventh day, ye shall rest. That is certainly what most people try to do. The day before Monday is usually reserved for having brunch, doing laundry and sitting around binge-watching terrible reality-TV staples like Bridezillas. For many of us nine-to-fivers who are workin’ for the weekend, the…

Tribute CD Honors Texas Blues Legend Bugs Henderson

When blues guitarist Bugs Henderson died from liver cancer in 2012 at the age of 68, Texas music lost one of its storied veterans. The native of Tyler spent much of his life performing and based in the Dallas/Fort Worth area. And while he briefly flirted with larger stardom in…

FPSF Taking Some Heat for R. Kelly Booking

Free Press Summer Fest’s booking of R. Kelly, the R&B star who has been dogged by allegations of sexual improprieties for decades, is striking a sour note with some people on social media. Others, however, seem perfectly fine with the idea. City of Houston officials, on whose property FPSF is…

Bad Ass Weekend 2: A Banquet for Extreme-Music Lovers

Maybe it was the dank weather that drove them out of their burrows, or the deep bass vibrations that attracted them. But the extreme rock underground slithered up through the cracks and into the daylight on Saturday, turning out early and with enthusiasm to Day 2 of the Bad Ass…

Sarah McLachlan Brings the Love to Jones Hall

Sarah McLachlan Jones Hall March 1, 2015 Canadian singer-songwriter Sarah McLachlan is probably just as well-known these days for her animal-rights activism and the founding of Lilith Fair as she is for her music, which doesn’t seem right, somehow. After all, her lush arrangements and marked contrast in her vocal…

Bad Ass Weekend 1: Third Installment Lives Up to Name

For the third year in a row, Houston’s Bad Ass Weekend, a three-day festival focusing on all different types of metal and punk music, lived up to its name. The last couple of days leading up to the festival were filled with a few last minute band cancellations due to…

Cursive Still Sounds Vital After All These Years

Written by Eric Grubbs Cursive Fitzgerald’s March 1, 2015 Sunday night at Fitzgerald’s, Cursive might have played songs from an album released 12 years ago, but the long-running Omaha-based band still sounded vital and viable. Co-fronted by Tim Kasher and Ted Stevens (along with original bassist Matt Maginn, longtime drummer…

5 Lessons From the Houston Rodeo Dessert Competition

This was my second year to help judge the Dutch Oven Dessert Competition. I’m glad I had a little judging experience under my belt this time. I already knew what it was like being on the competitor side of the equation. I used to participate in a private competition that…

Past Houston Rodeo Bar-B-Que Competition Winner Does It Again

Despite temperatures that hovered in the 40s at night at NRG Park, competing barbecue teams from across the country toughed it out to submit 419 entries. Amazingly, the grand champion this year was Across the Track, a Houston cookoff team that took home the exact same honor in 2013. Across…

Leonard Nimoy Represented the Best of Humanity

Leonard Nimoy has died at the age of 83. Both on camera and off, he exemplified the best of what Star Trek, and thus humanity, could represent. Part of that was Trek’s writing, of course. But it was Nimoy who took what was on the page — often repaired what…

Doctor Who: Ben Jackson, The Lost Companion

The Tumblr picture to your right was one that a friend sent me and it makes me a little sad. The screencap comes from the 50th anniversary special “The Day of the Doctor” where Clara Oswald is taken into the UNIT Black Archives and passes a board decorated with known…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Sweeney’s Waiting (With a Cocktail)

Monday, March 2 Ghetto Dinner Benefitting Melange Creperie Melange Creperie’s Kickstarter is nearing the end, and Pax Americana’s chef Adam Dorris and Will Walsh are putting on one of their notorious Ghetto Dinners on to help. Downtown bar Moving Sidewalk is hosting the festivities. Expect a memorable, inexpensive gourmet dinner…

Tel Aviv-Based Artist Brings Bold Colors to Desert Landscape

For his fourth solo exhibition at Inman Gallery, Israeli-born Gilad Efrat, who lives and works in Tel Aviv, continues to challenge himself as a painter. In his earlier works he perfected the art of producing fluid representations of the expansive desert landscape, veering towards cooler browns and tans. Evolving from…

Dish of the Week: Bobotie

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re covering a traditional South African food: bobotie. Bobotie is a baked dish consisting of minced, slightly sweet curried meat (often beef…

4 Hidden Shopping Gems in Montrose

Montrose has that “off the beaten path” feel. The shops are a little worn around the edges, the buildings seem to have a story to tell, and anything shiny and new looks kind of out of place. The entire area is teaming with hidden gems, but I did my best…

The 10 Best Crawfish Dishes in Houston

Crawfish season is back! And while, yes, we love the regular ol’ Cajun crawfish boil, we ALSO love these spectacular crawfish loaded dishes. From a seriously creamy crawfish bisque to deep-fried crawfish mac and cheese (yes, your heard that right), check out our top picks for mudbugs this season:…

Making of Purple Rain Makes a Great Read

Let’s Go Crazy: Prince and the Making of Purple Rain By Alan Light Atria Books, 304 pp., $26. If you were a Warner Brothers movie studio executive, you had damn good reason to be nervous in July 1984, awaiting the release, critical reception and box-office fortunes of a film called…

Camera Cult Kicks Off Evening of House of Creep-y Fun

Camera Cult, Hank & Cupcakes, Say Girl Say, Sphynx Houston House of Creeps February 27, 2015 It’s not every day that you get to catch the first-ever live performance of what could be Houston’s next big act, but I was lucky enough to see Camera Cult’s debut on Friday, February…

The Trail Rides Head Into Downtown Houston

It’s Go Texan Day, and that means one thing for Houstonians: trail rides. Thirteen trail rides from across Texas will set up camp in Memorial Park today. Tomorrow morning, they’ll head downtown for the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo’s annual Parade. One group, the Southwestern Trail Ride, travels in 100…

USW and Shell Are Talking About Talking

Representatives from the United Steelworkers and Royal Dutch Shell have been arguing over a new national contract for the oil refinery workers with no success, but now it looks like the two sides are gearing up to sit down and try once again to work out a new national contract…

Best Carnival Food at the Houston Rodeo This Year

There are dozens of food booths and a vast selection of tasty and downright clever things to eat at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo NOV Carnival. Why settle for a boring turkey leg when you can get one wrapped in bacon? Do you want to be seen eating fried…

HPD: Help Us Help You Not Get Shot by HPD

HPD has released a handy YouTube video that offers a basic rundown of how not to spook a cop that’s decided to pull you over or detain you. HPD Chief Charles McClelland says the department made the video after receiving numerous questions from citizens on “how best to interact with…

Mother Charged With Brutally Stabbing 4-Year-Old Son

Sheriff’s deputies were called out to a northwest Harris County neighborhood yesterday after a passing driver saw a mother dragging her young son out of a house and throwing him onto the pavement. When police finally got there, they encountered a disturbing scene. The mother, police say, had badly mutilated…

A Place to Bury Strangers’ Theater of Feedback Ravages Fitz

A Place to Bury Strangers Fitzgerald’s February 26, 2015 Thursday night, the world’s loudest three-piece rock and roll band made ears ring without regretting the premature acquisition of tinnitus. A Place to Bury Strangers created a tone of desperation and wild abandon while playing to a mesmerized audience downstairs at…

Reviews for the Easily Distracted: The Lazarus Effect

Title: The Lazarus Effect Sum Up The Movie Using Other Movies: Pet Semetary plus Flatliners divided by Paranormal Activity Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: One Nothing Like the Sun albumout of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: “Did you wreck the car?” “No.” “Did you raise the dead?” “Yes.”…

The 12 Most Exciting Acts at Bad Ass Weekend III

Written by David Sackllah and Nathan Smith A date that has been blacked out on the calendars of Houston’s gnarliest music fans has finally arrived: Bad Ass Weekend III is here at last. Assembling quite a collection of the baddest-ass and most brutal acts from the local and international punk,…

Stanton Welch Creates Memorable If Uneven Romeo and Juliet

The Execution: Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet is perhaps the most well-known love story in the West, not because the play is his best work but because its themes of young passion and ill fortune are as universal as it is adaptable to just about any form of dramatic artistic expression…

Sarah McLachlan’s Fans Aren’t Shy About Hugging Her

Whenever the subject of the greatest Canadian singer-songwriters in history comes up, as it often does, Sarah McLachlan deserves a seat at the same table as Gordon Lightfoot, Leonard Cohen and Joni Mitchell. McLachlan’s music is so beloved in her homeland that in 2010 she was asked to write the…

The Glorious Sons Seek a More Perfect Union

With American Top 40 playlists dominated these days by pop tarts, hip-hoppers, alt-screamers, sensitive singer-songwriters, and boy bands, there isn’t much room for straight-ahead rock and rollers anymore. Interestingly, a number of today’s “current but classic-sounding” rock bands are springing out of Canada; groups like the Sheepdogs, Monster Truck and…

Houston’s 10 Friendliest Bars

On our bar adventures about town, most of us are going out to have a good time and hoping to encounter some friendly faces. From our experience, the bars on this list meet these requirements, as we usually encounter both good-natured and approachable patrons and staff at these places. Keep…

Why It’s Okay Your Band Isn’t Playing FPSF ’15

So, your band isn’t listed among the many invited to play Free Press Summer Fest 2015. Is there anything that could conceivably comfort the gnawing ache in your spurned bones? Well, for starters, just remember that Run the Jewels, Lana Del Rey, Beck and Drake won’t be playing, either. In…

The 17th Annual Moores School of Music Jazz Festival

Music took saxophonist Shelley Carrol from the Houston Boys Choir to Carnegie Hall. Along the way, Carrol, who’s being featured in the 17th Annual Moores School of Music Jazz Festival, spent some time at Houston’s High School for the Performing and Visual Arts, with the University of North Texas’s One…

Movies Houstonians Love: Robert Earl Keen presents Being There

Americana musician Robert Earl Keen and the late British actor Peter Sellers might seem an odd couple, but the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston features both during Movies Houstonians Love: Robert Earl Keen presents Being There. Hal Ashby’s 1979 film follows a simple-minded gardener fittingly named Chance (Sellers) who lucks…

From Wonder Woman to Ms. Thor: Feminism in Comic Books

Things in the comic superhero world are changing. Ms. Marvel has been promoted to Captain Marvel. Thor is now a female. And Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel are each getting their own movie. “These are three really huge steps for feminism and big hurdles that shouldn’t have been a big…

Jan Jarboe Russell: The Train to Crystal City

It’s a little known and dark episode in Texas history: the WWII family internment camp in Crystal City. Thousands of German and Japanese immigrants — and their American-born children — were held in the Crystal City facility, deep in South Texas. Jan Jarboe Russell, a contributing editor for Texas Monthly,…

Hal Holbrook: Mark Twain Tonight

Mark Twain was born shortly after the 1835 appearance of Halley’s Comet. He predicted that he would “go out with it,” too. And he did. Twain died the day after its 1910 return. Just a bit of trivia for Twain fans. Noted for writing The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and…

2015 Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo Parade

Trailriders, marching bands, color guards, local celebrities and dancing girls — they’ll all share the spotlight at the 2015 Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo Parade. A Houston tradition for more than 75 years, the parade is the kickoff to the three-week-long rodeo that seems to take over the city every…

Sadly, the Latest Hot Tub Time Machine Is on the Fritz

Five years ago, four losers passed out in a jacuzzi, boiled back to 1986, healed their past wounds, rocked out to Poison and returned to their timeline as gods. Thusly, Hot Tub Time Machine director Steve Pink was hailed as a minor deity: He’d taken a dumber-than-huffing-hairspray premise and made…

Capsule Art Reviews: February 26, 2015

“Mel Chin: Rematch” For the next few months, Houston-born and raised Mel Chin will be taking up practically the whole art atmosphere of the city with his 40-year retrospective. It’s a progressive art feast so big that it takes four museums to hold it all. And as a special treat…

Capsule Stage Reviews: February 26, 2015

The Blackest Shore Catastrophic Theatre brings the work of New York-based up-and-coming playwright Mark Schulz to us twice this season. Closing out the year is Schultz’s play Everything Will Be Different: A Brief History of Helen of Troy, a show about teen girl anguish. On offer now is the premiere…


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