Jan 1 – Dec 31, 2021

Jan 1 - Dec 31, 2021 / Vol. 29 / No. 47

The Houston Producers Laying The Sound For Hip Hop

The music producer in Hip Hop is usually underrated and doesn’t receive the shine that he or she deserves.  Houston is no different.  Houston might be worse.  Producers here have been laying the musical soundtrack that the rest of the industry is following for awhile and, while some producers have…

NFL Week 17: Texans-49ers — Four Things To Watch For

The Houston Texans embarking on a December winning streak is not exactly something we all saw coming, as they struggled through three straight hime games in which they scored exactly ZERO points in the second half of any of those games. Yet, here we are, not just a two-game winning…

Houston Music Artists To Keep An Eye On in 2022

Back in 2019 we published a list of Houston artists to keep an eye on. Of course, this was pre-pandemic and adjusting to the new music climate proved to be a big obstacle for those in the entertainment industry. A lot of the artists like Megan Thee Stallion had already…

Five Biggest Houston Texans Stories of 2021

The new year is almost upon us, and despite the recent mini run of success on the field with two straight wins, I don’t know if I can ever recall a fan base (the ones who’ve stuck around to still care, that is) who is more excited about throwing a…

Houston, We Have Talent

Exactly a year ago everyone rubbed their blurry eyes and hoped to say goodbye to the year most commonly referred to as a dumpster fire. As 2021 began things were looking promising as more and more people got vaccinated and numbers of COVID cases went down. Live music around town…

No, It’s Not Your Opinion. You’re Just Wrong, Version 2.0

I have had so many conversations or email exchanges with students in the last few years wherein I anger them by indicating that simply saying, “This is my opinion” does not preclude a connected statement from being dead wrong. It still baffles me that some feel those four words somehow…

Season Two of The Witcher Stronger With the Core Trio Together

The first season of The Witcher, Netflix’s sprawling fantasy series starring Henry Cavill, was a solid season of TV, providing the streaming service with its own big fantasy show in the aftermath of the big rush by seemingly every streamer and TV company to acquire such properties in the wake…

Houston Concert Watch 12/29: Los Skarnales, Deadmau5 and More

Good afternoon, Houston. I hope you all got everything you wanted for Christmas. Ready for 2022? Regardless of your answer, it’s around the corner so get those resolutions in order. Unfortunately, Khruangbin’s New Year’s Eve performance at 713 Music Hall has been canceled, but there are still some shows worth seeing…

Jesse Dayton Tells His Tale In Beaumonster

Texas vernacular just expanded thanks to Jesse Dayton and his new autobiography Beaumonster, a term Dayton thought up to describe people from his hometown of Beaumont. Dayton will be performing at Rockefeller’s along with his old friends The Supersuckers on February 17 for what is billed as a “Super Psycho…

Five Biggest Rockets Stories of 2021

The Rockets finished the 2020-21 season with a ragtag lineup of players no one could have envisioned when the season began. By the time training camp arrived, they were working with an almost entirely new roster loaded with teenagers. A lot can change in a year. When the Rockets moved…

Hidden Gem: Trattoria Pizza and Pasta

This year, our Christmas looked a little different. With Christmas 2020, COVID vaccines were not yet available and the holiday surge was a deadly one. This Christmas found us facing yet another surge due to a fairly low vaccination rate coupled with the Omicron variant and its multitude of mutations…

Five Biggest Astros Stories of 2021

If nothing else, we can say that 2021, for Major League Baseball, was a better year than 2020. Gone was the shortened season and there were far fewer COVID-related issues than anticipated. The Astros were certainly happy to sweep 2020 under the rug after a rather miserable season, but 2021…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Sing 2

Title: Sing 2 Describe This Movie Using One Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quote: KING OF SWAMP CASTLE: Stop that, stop that. You’re not going into a song while I’m here. Brief Plot Synopsis: Colorful critter cavalcade commits karaoke crimes. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 glass eyes…

Best Horror Novels of 2021

Horror literature is finally going through a similar renaissance as horror film. I sat down with a lot of scary books this year. Here are five of the best to enjoy while it still gets dark early. 5. Nothing But Blackened Teeth by Cassandra Khaw A woman dreams of having…

The 100 Best Music Videos of 2021 You Probably Missed Part 5: 20-1

We’re finally here with the cream of the crop. Here are the 20 best music videos from underground, indie, and lesser-known artists of 2021. Overall, it was a fantastic year for videos despite the lingering pandemic, and some artists crafted visuals of epic proportions. Thank you for spending the week…

Jalen Green Set for Rockets Return: Four Thoughts

Jalen Green, the Rockets No. 2 draft pick, will return to the lineup this week after missing a month with a hamstring injury. The rookie guard will, according to the Rockets, resume his role as starter when he gets back, presumably Thursday in Indiana on the second half of a…

Best Video Games of 2021

It’s been sort of a dismal year in gaming. Ongoing supply chain issues continue to stall the new generation of consoles and releases, and a series of exposes about the abuses rampant in the video game industry have made participating in a lot of it feel like a human rights…

Eddie Van Halen’s Life Story Erupts in New Book

When Jan and Eugenia van Halen emigrated to the U.S. from Holland in 1962, their two sons only knew four words of English. “Yes,” “No,” and – for some reason – “motorcycle” and “accident.” That was the complete vocabulary for eight-year-old Alex and seven-year-old Edward as they got off the…

The 100 Best Music Videos of 2021 You Probably Missed Part 4: 40-21

We’re almost through the 100 best music videos from underground, indie, and lesser-known artists! Today we start getting a lot weirder and more visceral, with haunted houses, strange experiments, and fascist games on the menu. Put on your headphones and dive in with us. 40. Hybrid, “Flashpoint” Hybrid is a…

Houston Concert Watch 12/22: Beetle, To Whom It May and More

Merry Christmas, Houston. I hope you all unwrap something you’ve been wanting all year. Or, at the very least, get to hug a few loved ones. If you’re still haven’t finished your holiday shopping, might we suggest concert tickets? Beetle Continental Club – 12.23 For the better part of two…

How to (Sanely) Christmas Bake With a Toddler

Baking around Christmas is a big deal for my family, and it usually takes several days before all of it is done. My kid is nearly a teenager now, which means that they are actually useful instead of a walking burn risk and collection of different pouts. If you want…

First Omicron Variant Death Reported in Harris County

Late Monday, Harris County Public Health reported that a man said to be between 50-50 years old has died of the Omicron variant of COVID-19 — the first such case in the county. The man who was unvaccinated and who previously had been infected with COVID had underlying health conditions,…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Felizmente Unidos at Toro Toro

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: All Month Long Felizmente Unidos at Toro Toro Chef Richard Sandoval’s Latin Pan-Asian steakhouse opened at Four Seasons Houston October 30. For the holidays, Richard Sandoval Hospitality is taking a culinary approach to the Las Posadas celebrated across Latin America, Mexico,…

Larry June’s Orange Print Tour Hits Houston

“We gonna change it up tonight,” exclaimed Larry Hendricks as he sat on a picnic table flanked by two Orange Trees on the main stage at House of Blues. Behind him a neon sign reading “GOOD JOB LARRY” cast an orange light across over the set made to look like…

NFL Week 15: Texans-Jaguars — Four Things To Watch For

In what’s been strange, at times dysfunctional, season for the 2021 Houston Texans, they could always take solace in one thing — they weren’t even the most dysfunctional team in their own DIVISION. Thanks to the hiring of Urban Meyer, a move that admittedly I thought was a good one…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Spider-Man: No Way Home

Title: Spider-Man: No Way Home Describe This Movie In One Spaceballs Quote: DARK HELMET: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway? Brief Plot Synopsis: Peter Parker plus prestidigitator partner produce peril. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 Indomitable Spirits out of 5. Tagline: “The Multiverse Unleashed.” Better…

Volk Bring Their High Voltage Folk Back To Houston

If folk music went haywire, plugged into a bass amp and turned it up to 11 then it would become Nashville- based duo Volk. “That was the idea, playing folk music but we are going to add electricity to it and that’s where the name came from for us,” says…

Jethro Tull’s Ian Anderson Finds His Inner Zealot

Admirers of the longtime British Prog Rock legends Jethro Tull know that religious themes and imagery are common subject matter, including on some of their best-known efforts like Aqualung, Thick as a Brick, and A Passion Play. But they really take front-and-center in their newest record out next month—their first…

Loro Houston: A Sneak Peek

Pitmaster Aaron Franklin has a lot of fan boys. We apologize if that’s a sexist trope and we realize there are plenty of people who adore the famous Franklin Barbecue in Austin. Still, there’s something about young guys meeting their smoke hero that makes their eyes light up and give…

The Art of Travel Isn’t the Only Art At Houston’s Airports

Houston’s airports are busy places with distractions galore – passengers rushing to make their flights, announcements blaring through speakers at every turn, a plethora of places to eat or drink, and shops with oodles things to buy. There’s also art. Lots of it. Huh, you might think. I didn’t know…

Houston Concert Watch 12/15: Midland, T.I. and More

That cold front was pretty short-lived, huh? Some weekend rain is expected to bring temperatures back down, but I’ll believe it when I see it. In the meantime, it’s perfect weather for getting outside (in the evenings). After your last-minute Christmas shopping, why not head to one of the shows…

The Aces Break the Mold on All-Girl Bands

The Aces don’t fit the all-female band paradigm. Unlike The Go-Go’s or The Bangles or Hole, they’re so not So Cal. They hail, unexpectedly perhaps, from Provo, Utah. And, unlike L7 or Bikini Kill or Sleater-Kinney, they’re not a punk act. They play, unexpectedly perhaps, perfectly honed and highly refined…

Tobe Nwigwe Returns To Houston With His Monumintal Tour

“I feel like I Love my city,” exclaimed an out of breath Tobe Nwigwe as he stood center stage drinking a Pedialyte. Dressed in all mint and backed by five massive screens displaying waves of rolling clouds the Alief MC paused to catch his breath before addressing the roaring crowd…

Hayes Carll Gave It All On You Get It All

Songwriting is no doubt a craft, sometimes springing seemingly out of nowhere and other times the result of combing through words and experiences in a quest to write the perfect song. During his long career and road to his eighth album You Get It All, Houston’s Hayes Carll has experienced…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Holiday Sweater Day

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: Tuesday, December 14 (Ugly) Holiday Sweater Party at The Melting Pot The Swiss have given the world Rolex watches and multi-use army knives but their best contribution has been, in our opinion, the melty pot of cheese known as fondue. The…

Jeff Rosenstock Stages a Courtroom Drama at White Oak Music Hall

The pandemic has brought into focus our love-hate relationship with one another. Pettiness, selfishness and inconsideration rule the news cycle and news feeds. But, those flaws co-exist with examples of compassion and courage in the face of our recent uncertainties. The urge to make things better for others literally brought…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Being The Ricardos

Title: Being the Ricardos Describe This Movie Using One Calvin and Hobbes Quote: CALVIN: It says here that “religion is the opiate of the masses” … what do you suppose that means? TV: It means Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet. Brief Plot Synopsis: Looking at the sausage-making grape-stomping process behind one of…

Houston Chamber Choir Pulls Out All The Stops This Holiday

Joyful music of the season will resound thanks to Houston Chamber Choir’s Candlelight Christmas, running Friday and Saturday at Christ Church Cathedral in downtown Houston with a streaming option available starting December 26. Special guests will be international organ recitalist Daryl Robinson and the Treble Choir of Houston, under the direction of Marianna Parnas-Simpson.

Kalu & The Electric Joint Return To Houston

Austin has long had a reputation for being a central hub for music not only in Texas, but all over the world. For Kalu James of Kalu & The Electric Joint, originally from Nigeria, he knew it was a place where he could make his dream of a career in…

Rockets Win Streak Meets Toughest Stretch of the Season

The Rockets on Sunday became the first team in NBA history to follow up a 15-game losing streak with a 6-game winning streak. It is a remarkable accomplishment for a team that has had some injury issues and is playing with essentially a college-aged team. But as impressive as the…

Houston Concert Watch 12/8: Dawes, Tobe Nwigwe and More

December is here, and I’m due for my annual reminder that I would not survive anywhere that experiences a proper winter. The (relative) cold weather aside, there’s plenty worth leaving the house for, and I hope to see you all out there. Keep scrolling to see what’s on tap this…

First Look: POST Houston

Houston is a fast-growing city and one that is very popular with real estate developers because of the lax zoning restrictions. Stuff goes up, other stuff comes down, oftentimes taking the city’s character with it. That’s why it is something to be admired when a developer repurposes a structure rather…

Opinion: If Roe Falls, Make Organ Donation Mandatory

Overcome with dread as I am that the Supreme Court will strike down reproductive health protections next year when they rule on the Mississippi abortion case which bans abortion before viability, I am trying to find an optimistic spin on the matter. Here’s one: it’s time for Texas to make…

A Beatles Holiday Cabaret at Music Box Theater

There’s a bright tuneful present under the tree right now, wrapped up in five shiny voices accompanied by a swinging jazz quartet. This is, of course, Music Box Theater’s seasonal revue, A Beatles Holiday Cabaret, a sublime mash-up of Christmas tunes mixed with Beatle standards. It might sound odd but…

Potted Potter Returns to Houston in All its Silly Glory

Jefferson Turner calls the reaction to the Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling “the closest thing to Beatlemania in the literary world” that he ever saw before (or since). So when he and co-creator and fellow writer Daniel Clarkson set out to capitalize on the Potter craze with a parody,…

HISD Will Maintain Its Mask Policy in its Schools

Parents and students hoping to be rid of the pandemic mask mandate in Houston ISD schools will have to wait until after the winter holiday break to find out if that will be happening. For now,  HISD Superintendent Millard House II’s administration is staying the course. A statement released Thursday…

The MLB Lockout is Upon Us, 4 Ways It Impacts the Astros

On Wednesday night, Major League Baseball officially declared a lockout after the players’ union and officials from MLB were unable to reach an agreement on a new collective bargaining agreement before the previous CBA expired. Most around the league do not expect this to be a long lockout or even…

DEM Celebrates Release Of Forward Ever

DEM has been holding it down representing Houston’s small but mighty reggae community since 2016. During lockdown the band sat down to record their first album and is now celebrating the release of their first full length album, Forward Ever, on Splice Records with a full evening of performances on…

Opinion: 5 Reasons Liberals Love Christmastime

Welcome to December or, as Fox & Friends and Tucker Carlson would have it, the War on Christmas. In the time-honored Christmas tradition of ghost stories as the year grows dark, conservatives have loved to scare the country with a made-up threat regarding the end of the beloved year-end celebration…

Checking It Out: Willie’s New Sandwiches

It was a warm, sunny day in Houston and not very conducive to Christmas tree shopping. What was even less appealing was having to convince a 17-year-old boy, in this case my son, to accompany me.  After his tough day at school, I pulled out the big guns and lured…

Holiday Email Deals Present Opportunity to Unsubscribe

If you are anything like us, you probably are subscribed to a ton of different companies and services. Most are the result of a purchase you made that one time for the aunt whose really obscure interest meant you had to buy her gift on a website to which you…

Battle Of The Bands Between Suffers And Tank And The Bangas

There can be major benefits to a little friendly competition as participants up the energy to taunt their respected competitors. This is sure to be the case at the Red Bull SoundClash event taking place on Thursday, December 2 at the Bayou Music Center where Houston’s The Suffers will compete…

You Wanna Whole Lotta Zep?

Led Zeppelin: The Biography (673 pp. $35.00, Penguin Press), presents the story of the groundbreaking band with a level of detail unseen in any previous volume. There have been any number of books written by and about the band itself, its individual members, its manager, and even its roadies, so this represents a significant accomplishment.

Anthrax’s Frank Bello Brings the Noise—and the Memories

As the bassist for Anthrax during the vast majority of their career, you would expect that Frank Bello’s musical likes and influences would include the Usual Suspects like KISS, Iron Maiden and Motörhead. But the guy who holds down the low end for one of Thrash Metal’s “Big Four” (along…

H-E-B Thanksgiving Day Parade This Morning Cancelled

Citing the inclement weather — as in rain that’s hitting the city this morning — Mayor Sylvester Turner and his office of Special Events just announced they have cancelled the Thanksgiving Day parade for 2021. “While we are disappointed that we are unable to commence with the H-E-B Thanksgiving Day…

Two Houston Astros Named to All-MLB Second Team

For a team that came within two games of winning the World Series, and made it to the American League Championship Series for a fifth consecutive postseason, the post-postseason awards circuit has been eerily quiet for the Houston Astros. As opposed to years past, when we’ve seen MVP awards and…

9 Things in Houston Sports to Be Thankful For

The Astros are done for the year. The Rockets are in the midst of one of the worst losing streaks…since last season (ugh). And the Texans won a game, but it was only the second win of the season. It seems as if what was a few years ago thought…

Houston Concert Watch 11/24: Waterparks and More

Happy Thanksgiving, Houston. I know a lot of you are traveling this week, but there are plenty of great live music options for anyone who’s still in town. Also, if you still haven’t taken that frozen turkey out of the freezer, it’s probably time. Keep scrolling to see what’s on…

Thanksgiving 2021 Houston Area Grocery Store Hours

For some of us, this is the first year since the pandemic started that we have been able to host a home full of loved ones or travel to grandma’s house for her famous cornbread dressing. In our excitement, we are bound to forget something, whether it’s jellied cranberry sauce…

Thanksgiving Dining and Deals in Houston

With Thanksgiving only weeks away and many families gathering for the first time this holiday since the pandemic began, we are all craving the hugs and smiling faces of our loved ones even more than Maw-maw’s ambrosia salad. Some of us love the chaos and the clutter that comes with…

Mastodon Sees the Big Picture on Record and on Tour

“I like epic movies. If I see that it’s three hours, I’m all in,” said Brann Dailor, drummer of Mastodon, one of the world’s best-loved metal bands. “I wasn’t scared or intimidated by that last Quentin Tarantino movie, I was all in on it. Dr. Zhivago is one of my…

Please Stop Putting Stamina Bars in Every Video Game

Why do all my power fantasies lately want me to feel exhausted? Doesn’t life already do that enough? It’s time to end the ubiquitous presence of the stamina bar in every damn video game. The stamina bar isn’t a new concept by any means. Shadow of the Colossus used to…

Warren Haynes and Gov’t Mule Get Heavy into the Blues

Even those who have followed the multi-faceted career of Warren Haynes—whether with the Allman Brothers Band, Gov’t Mule, his solo output or other collaborations—might be surprised to hear that he’s never done an all-blues album. Until now. The singer/songwriter/guitarist, along with the rest of the Mule (Matt Abts on drums,…

When Ramses II Ruled the World

Throughout history, saints and sinners, czars and generals have been called “great,” from Alexander of Macedonia, Catherine of Russia, Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon, to Charlemagne of France, Alfred of England, and Kamehameha of Hawaii. But the first to be called so, even during his own lifetime, was Ramses II, pharaoh of…

5 Things To Know About the 2022 Grammy Awards

The Recording Academy will reveal the nominations for the 2022 Grammy Awards on Tuesday at 11 a.m. CST. Houston Press spoke with Apollo Chamber Players, Houston Chamber Choir, and Houston Symphony to find out more about what it is like to go through this process.

A Woman Over the Precipice in 4.48 Psychosis at Catastrophic

Catastrophic Theatre has not been softened by a year-and-a-half of COVID isolation and deprivation, it’s been sharpened and honed razor-sharp. It will cut you. As a welcome back present to the theater, Sarah Kane’s radical and subversively lyrical 4.48 Psychosis, a cause célèbre to some, a cri de coeur to…

Rufus Du Sol Shine on Opening Night at 713 Music Hall

Its hard to know whose star shined brightest last night: the crowd, the artist, or the venue. The crowd? Ready. The artist? Loaded. The Venue? A total game changer. Last night, Australian electronic force Rufus Du Sol christened Houston’s newest concert venue 713 Music Hall at POST Houston. The newly…

NFL Week 11: Texans-Titans — Four Things To Watch For

Prior to the Houston Texans’ bye week this past weekend, whenever confronted with the question of “What is wrong with your football team?”, inevitably head coach David Culley’s answers would circle back to two things — turnovers and penalties. In other words, if the Texans could just stop turning the…

Violence Threat at Cy Fair Schools

Messages on social media threatening violence at two Cy Fair ISD schools on Wednesday night sent parents into a panic. The threats came from two SnapChat accounts, @imgoingtoshootupjerseyvillage and @cookmsisgoingtodie, referring to Jersey Village High School and Cook Middle School respectively. The message posted about Cook proclaimed, “death to mr…

Justin Verlander Re-Signs With the Astros: Four Thoughts

On Wednesday, Justin Verlander agreed to a one-year, $25 million deal to return the Astros in 2022. The deal includes a player option for 2023. Verlander, the team’s ace since he was acquired from the Detroit Tigers at the deadline in 2017, missed all but one game in 2020 and…

Garrett T. Capps Is Coming In Hot From San Antone

Texas has always been fertile soil for storytelling songwriters and cosmic cowboys who seem to be able to bring all kinds of people together for the sake of a good song and a good time. San Antonio ‘s Garrett T. Capps fits right into this beloved Texas tradition. Capps will…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Buy Some Wine, Sip With Santa

Mark your calendars because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Camerata at Paulie’s 1830 Westheimer, is having its annual wine sale November 21 for those looking to stock up for the holidays or buy a gift for your favorite oenophile (hint, hint). Beginning at noon and…

Supporting Actors Steal the Spotlight In Tootsie

There’s a lot of upstaging going on in Tootsie, the movie turned musical now playing at Broadway at the Hobby Center. A trifecta, to be exact. Lyrics over music, first act over second, and most jarringly, supporting performances over the lead. And while none of this makes Tootsie (music and…

Five Sports Things to Do This Winter While Your Teams Suck

The Astros season is over. So are the seasons for the Dynamo and Dash if you are a soccer enthusiast. And while they may still be playing games, for all intents and purposes, the Texans and Rockets are done as well and watching them alternates between frustration and outright heartbreak…

The Prolific Year Of Jackie Venson

For Austin-based artist Jackie Venson, the past year has been a whirlwind of creation as she released five albums in one year (two studio and three live), brought awareness to and directly challenged the lack of diversity in the lineup for the long running Blues On The Green in her…

Immortal Axes Showcases Guitars to Die For

In his forward to photographer Lisa S. Johnson’s Immortal Axes – Guitars That Rock (338 pp. $60, Princeton Architectural Press), Peter Frampton writes, “Guitars are special instruments,” adding, “they need to be treasured.” Johnson certainly agrees with that sentiment, her love of the instrument resulting in a collection of sumptuous…

Houston Texans’ 2021 First Half Superlatives

The Houston Texans did something this past weekend that we haven’t been able to claim for over two months — they did NOT lose an NFL game. Granted, yes, the Texans were on a  bye this past weekend, but still — THEY DID NOT LOSE. The bye week is often…

Il Trovatore at Opera in the Heights: Attention Must Be Paid

If you think the art of opera is dying, I turn your attention to Opera in the Heights and its splendid production of Verdi’s propulsive warhorse Il Trovatore (1853). Well…let me rephrase. The physical production is rudimentary, and the staging lacks imagination. Updating from medieval Spain to a quasi-dystopian future…

Jonathan Caouette Debuts Beautiful, Bizarre Short at Third Coast

Director Jonathan Caouette is one of Houston’s most beloved sons of cinema. He made a tremendous splash in 2003 with his movie Tarnation, a startling narrative of mental illness cobbled together from his home movies with his mother. His newest film is a 27-minute short called The Blazing, which is…

Houston Texans Midseason State of the Team

When a new general manager and new head coach are brought into an NFL organization, most of the time, it’s because the previous regime failed, and failed miserably. Thus, anyone with a brain knew that this 2021 NFL season would likely be a lost season here in the city of…

Houston Astros GM James Click’s 2021 Report Card

As the Houston Astros’ championship level window has evolved and progressed over the last half decade or so, through various forms of attrition, there have been big shoes to fill. When Gerrit Cole left in free agency, and Justin Verlander lost his 2020 and 2021 seasons to injury, Framber Valdez…

Chvrches Prove the Final Girl Can Be a Real Killer Live

At the end there was blood. The fake kind, of course, but blood all the same. Clad in a shirt and jean shorts, (fake) blood covering her arms, Lauren Mayberry had become the final girl she had worried about earlier in the set. But this was the final girl undefeated,…

Which Free Agents Will Be Back With the Houston Astros?

Free agency officially began in Major League Baseball this past Sunday, and with labor strife possibly looming for the sport upon expiration of the Collective Bargaining Agreement on December 1, this will be one of the more intriguing free agency seasons in recent history. Will teams try their best to…

How Accessible Are Houston’s Theaters?

Doors, dogs, and a demi disaster. It’s alliteration, sure, but it’s also an accurate snapshot of the challenges I faced this past month as a post-surgery wheelchair/walker/cane user trying to navigate shows at several of Houston’s theaters. Notice I said challenges, not roadblocks. The good news is that theaters in…

Opinion: Why Biden Can’t be FDR

I say this with love, but sometimes the American Left is the biggest collection of miserable bastards on the planet. Joe Biden’s approval numbers have fallen lower than any president since polling began with the exception of Donald Trump. The loss of the governor’s race in Virginia seems to spell…

VMG Announces Sale of the Houston Press

Voice Media Group said today it has reached an agreement to sell the Houston Press to a buyer that plans to continue the normal operations of the Houston Press for years to come. VMG through its digital arm V Digital Services will continue to service and support its digital agency…

Get Shook by BLACKSTARKIDS

If you want to see who’s shaking up music these days, head to White Oak Music Hall on Monday, November 15. The downstairs show that evening will feature BLACKSTARKIDS, a Gen-Z trio with a healthy respect for music made before they were born and the keen sensibility to use an…

Vegas Odds on Where Carlos Correa Plays in 2022

With the World Series in the rear view mirror, the Astros and the rest of baseball now rapidly turn their attention to the offseason. That’s the big difference between the business of football and the business of baseball — in football, you get about six weeks to breathe. In baseball,…

Before You Put Up Your Christmas Lights

It’s been a week since Halloween, so I sadly dragged all my tombstones and giant spiders inside. Christmas is coming, and that means it’s time to get festive with the lights. However, since we only put up Christmas lights once a year, it’s possible to make mistakes. Here’s the most…

Lawyers and Lawsuits Line Up Following Astroworld Tragedy

Rapper Travis Scout has offered to pay funeral expenses for the eight young people who died at his  Astroworld Festival on Friday, which didn’t stop the parade of lawsuits that began marching their way to Houston’s courts on Monday, the first workday after the tragedy. As was expected, more than…

Alabama Rides A Half-Century Of Hits Into Houston

Alabama Toyota Center November 7, 2021 If you’re of a certain age, you’ll remember the ubiquity of Alabama on the charts in the ’70s and ’80s. The band’s radio friendly mix of country, pop, gospel, and bluegrass accounted for 33 #1 Billboard “Hot Country” singles, 75 million albums sold, and a…

Sister Act: Cute Twerking Nuns and All at TUTS

For TUTS’ sake, I should let anyone sitting around me during Sister Act write this review. It would be a rave. My nearby audience whooped and laughed, really laughed out loud, at everything on stage. They murmured in hushed anticipation when gangster Curtis purred out his death threat against Deloris;…

Kam Franklin Releases “Don’t Get Caught Sick”

Kam Franklin has been the magnetic front woman for The Suffers for ten years now. She and her band have been uplifting audiences and helping to shine a positive light on our city time and time again since they formed. Franklin has been busy working on not only The Suffers’…

NFL Week 9: Texans-Dolphins — Four Things To Watch For

For the last couple of weeks, the Houston Texans have spent seemingly as much time dealing with the smoke from Deshaun Watson trade rumors as they have preparing for their opponents. Now that the trade deadline has come and gone, with no trade for Watson happening in 2021, the focus…

Graham Nash’s Life Through the Lens

Graham Nash has been making music for more than 60 years. First with friend Allan Clarke, then as the pair co-founded the English Invasion group the Hollies, and later as a member of Crosby, Stills and Nash (and sometimes Young). He also had a consistent and intertwining solo career. But…

Houston Chamber Choir’s Living Requiem Gives Comfort

This weekend, the Houston Chamber Choir and its founder, Bob Simpson, will present “Ein deutsches Requiem” by Johannes Brahms – known better as his requiem for the living – as part of the choir’s “To Bring Comfort” concert. It takes place 7:30 p.m. Saturday at South Main Baptist Church, 4100 Main Street, and will be…

The 5 Dumbest NextDoor Halloween Complaints

I’m not even sure why I have the NextDoor app. After all, in this line of work the racists usually come directly to me without me. Still, it’s always fun to check in following Halloween to see what the neighborhood is complaining about. To be fair, the vast majority of…

Houston Symphony Marches Into November With Louis Armstrong Songbook

The Houston Symphony will present Wonderful World: The Louis Armstrong Songbook, running Friday through Sunday at Jones Hall. The multitalented Byron Stripling will salute Louis Armstrong with recreations of iconic hits like “What a Wonderful World,” “Basin Street Blues,” “Mack the Knife” and “Hello Dolly.”

Astros Fall in World Series to Braves: Four Thoughts

The Astros lost 7-0 to the Atlanta Braves Tuesday night in Game 6 of the World Series ending their season and crowning the Braves with their first championship since 1995. After a promising start, a three-run third inning eventually snowballed as the Astros were unable to get their bats going,…

Submitted for Your Approval: Five Musical Truths

Music is the Big Bang. It explodes and its bits swirl and come together to create a universe of truths from its matter. Planets form, places for music lovers to stand upon and firmly plant our flags. These are five of those flags, music truths we pledge allegiance to and…

The Deadline To Trade Deshaun Watson Hits This Afternoon

Whether you embrace the trade drama swirling around Deshaun Watson or you are sick and tired of it, and suffer from extreme “Deshaun fatigue,” this afternoon at 3 p.m. is an important milestone for you. That’s the deadline for NFL teams to execute any trades during the 2021 season. After…

Doctor Who: Flux is Off to a Rocky Start

One thing that cannot be taken away from the Chris Chibnall era of Doctor Who is a willingness to heavily experiment with the format. From a season with all new monsters to the first full-time four-person Tardis crews since the ‘80s to a focus on historical episodes that honestly hasn’t…

Openings and Closings: Toro Toro Opens, Chivos Debuts

Toro Toro, 1300 Lamar, opens at the Four Seasons in downtown Houston October 30. This is the second concept for Richard Sandoval Hospitality at the hotel which opened Bayou and Bottle at Four Seasons Houston in 2017. The new restaurant opens on the heels of an extensive multi-year, multi-phase renovation…

Quilt Festival Continues at the George R. Brown This Weekend

Continuing today through Sunday, Houston’s annual International Quilt Festival is going on at the George R. Brown Convention Center with more than 1,200 quilts and other fabric arts work on display. As for those who are inspired to take up the craft, there are more than 500 shopping booths selling…

NFL Week 8: Rams-Texans — Four Things To Watch For

Since taking over as the starting quarterback of the Houston Texans in Week3, rookie Davis Mills has had to face the Buffalo Bills (AFC finalist in 2020), the New England Patriots (some guy named Belichick), the Indianapolis Colts (division foe on the road), and the Arizona Cardinals (the only remaining…

Love And Healing With The War And Treaty

The War and Treaty were scheduled to play at The Heights Theater before the pandemic shut everything down. Now in a wonderful reflection of the upward trajectory of their career, they are scheduled to play Toyota Center on Thursday, November 4 in support of Lauren Daigle. “We’ve been working pretty…

Horror and Religion Mix to Good Effect in Midnight Mass

St. Patrick’s Catholic church is surprised by the arrival of Father Paul Hill (Hamish Linklater), who walks down the aisle flanked by the remains of a once vibrant congregation with reverence. Father Paul is filling in for the longtime priest ailing Monsignor Pruitt after he fell ill visiting the Holy…

The Hives Return To Houston

Houstonians will have a new chance to get their faces melted off with the return of Swedish rock band The Hives to White Oak Music Hall on Tuesday, November 2. “We will do that, that’s what we do best,” says Niklas Almqvist lead guitarist and back up singer of the…

Astros Down 0-1 After Game 1 Loss to Braves: Four Thoughts

The Astros fell in Game 1 of the World Series 6-2 against the Atlanta Braves Tuesday night at Minute Maid Park. Most of the Braves damage came in the first three innings against Astros starter Framber Valdez, who struggled and only made it two innings before being pulled despite his…

Feeding the Soul: Houston Black Bloggers and Fainmous Barbecue

Houston Hosts Black Bloggers held its inaugural event over the weekend. Highlights included a lunch at Mico’s Hot Chicken October 22 and a media preview at Fainmous Barbecue October 23. In addition to local Black bloggers like KeAndre’ Jordan from My Southern Brand, there was a select group of Black bloggers…

Maxo Kream Returns To Houston And Warehouse Live

“Aye stop real quick,” yelled Maxo Kream as he motioned towards the audience, pointing out a fan that had just been crowd surfing. The DJ cut the music as Maxo walked to the edge of the stage to get closer to the fan. “Pull him up here. You get the…

Finally Cold Fronts We Can Believe In

October is great in Houston, but it’s a tease. Cool fronts try to push through, but struggle to muster the oomph to make it. When one does, its effects are short lived and we go back to muggy, balmy weather before long. Then, a change happens. Some years, it happens…

World Series Preview: Four Thoughts on Astros vs. Braves

The Astros return to the World Series for the third time in five seasons on Tuesday at Minute Maid Park against the Atlanta Braves. After spending five decades in the National League, the Astros have a storied history against the Braves including the postseason, much of it not terribly positive…

Robby Krieger Opens the Doors of His Memories

Of all the classic rock bands, the Doors might have the most solid connection with literature. After all, they were named after Aldous Huxley’s must-have-hippie-bookshelf-title The Doors of Perception. Singer Jim Morrison wrote reams of poetry and lyrics, anthologized in this year’s The Collected Works of Jim Morrison. The late…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Dune

Title: Dune Describe This Movie In One Dune (1984) Quote: FEYD-RAUTHA: All I can see is an Atreides that I want to kill. Brief Plot Synopsis: Intergalactic noble house seeks to spice up its life. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 Thumpers out of 5. Tagline: “Beyond fear, destiny awaits.” Better…

Video Premiere: Maggie Belle Releases “Hold Me”

Splice Records has been contributing to the Houston music scene and repping diverse and quality music acts since 2016. Their latest project is an upcoming album from Maggie Belle, Starting Anew, due out next spring. Starting Anew was recorded during 2019 and 2020 while Belle worked as an ICU nurse…

How Would You Even Stop Cancel Culture?

Dave Chappelle opened his big, stupid transphobic mouth again, and now people are rushing to defend him from cancel culture. The arguments are always the same: free speech must never be impeded no matter how harmful, comedians are the front line of thought, pushing back against cancel culture is necessary…

After A Year Off, Astroworld Festival Returns To NRG Park

It’s been over a year since Astroworld packed out NRG Park. The two-day festival named after the iconic Houston theme park and Travis Scott’s third studio album began its rapid expansion in 2018. That first year established that Scott could put together a concert with a hard-hitting lineup. The second…

72 miles to go … at Alley Theatre Still Has a Ways to Go

Except for the rock-solid and affecting performance from Orlando Arriaga as Billy, whose paterfamilias attempts to hold his Tucson, Arizona, family together during the years that his undocumented wife Anita (Briana J. Resa) has been deported to Nogales, Mexico, there’s nary a touch of truthfulness to be found in Hilary…

A Trippy Night With Houston Native Don Toliver

Houston’s own Don Toliver brought an immersing psychedelic experience to Bayou Music Center Wednesday night for the first of his two-day, back-to-back, sold-out shows. “You think they’re ready?” Toliver asked his DJ. “Yeah, they’re home team. We’re at home now.” Resembling the likes of a George Clinton or Lazer Floyd…

Astros, Valdez Hammer Red Sox, Take 3-2 Lead in ALCS

The Houston Astros did everything right in a 9-1, wall-to-wall drubbing of the Boston Red Sox in Game 5 of the ALCS. Starter Framber Valdez was spectacular in eight innings of one-run baseball and Yordan Alvarez had three RBIs including an early inning home run over the green monster in…

H-Town Is Immersed in Van Gogh

The freshly launched Immersive Van Gogh Exhibit provides a 360-degree experience that plops them right into the mind of the decorated painter. Audiences get whisked away with Van Gogh’s paintbrush in a swirl of color, brought to life with over 90,000,000 pixels of animation and approximately 100 state-of-the-art projectors.

Astros Even Series 2-2 With Big Ninth Inning: Four Thoughts

The Astros managed to pull themselves out of a death spiral with a 9-2, come-from-behind victory in Boston Tuesday night — evening the series at two games apiece. It was a huge seven-run ninth inning that propelled Houston to the win, which means at least one more game will be…

Grand Slammed Again: Four Thoughts on Astros ALCS Game 3

The Astros were crushed for a second straight game in the ALCS 12-3, which included a third early-inning grand slam by the Red Sox. For a fourth straight game, a Houston starter could not eat up any innings. Jose Urquidy made it fewer than three innings. The Red Sox starter…

Sue Foley Will Celebrate Album Release At Rockefeller’s

The love between an artist and that performer’s guitar runs deep. B.B. King had Lucille, Willie Nelson has Trigger and for blues artist Sue Foley it’s her pink Fender Telecaster, Pinky. Sue Foley will be celebrating her album release for Pinky’s Blues right here in Houston on Friday, October 22…

Meet Bella White, Old-Time Music’s Young Old Soul

Bella White may only be 21 but she’s a music veteran, in some respects. For one, she said, she began writing songs as a grade schooler, just seven years old when she penned her first original tune. She was sent home with warnings from grade-school teachers over her penchant for…

Last Night: Maluma At Smart Financial Centre

Maluma Smart Financial Centre October 17, 2021 About halfway through his performance at Smart Financial Centre on Sunday night, Maluma posed a question to his fans: “¿Quién manda en casa?” (“Who’s in charge at home?”) First, the men in attendance were asked to answer, but their response was halfhearted at…

McCullers Left Off ALCS Roster with Forearm Injury

Lance McCullers, Jr., who had become the staff ace over this season, was left off the team’s roster for the ALCS against the Red Sox due to forearm tightness he suffered during game four of the ALDS in Chicago. McCullers, who had Tommy John surgery in 2018, signed a new…

The Museum For Black Girls Pop-up Opens in Uptown Saturday

A museum dedicated to celebrating the experiences of Black girls and women opens this Saturday in Houston’s Uptown, following a similar pop-up exhibit in Denver. The Museum for Black Girls will highlight and promote ten female artists of color who will present their own work, performances and events. According to…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Halloween Kills

Title: Halloween Kills Describe This Movie In One Highlander Quote: THE KURGAN: Happy Halloween, ladies! Brief Plot Synopsis: Masked maniac murders municipality, mocks mortality. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 cheese boards out of 5. Tagline: “Three generations Strode strong.” Better Tagline: “Maybe it’s time to let the old ways die.”…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: It’s Taco Smashing Time

Here’s a look at this weekend’s tasty food and drink happenings, including our annual Tacolandia event: Grand Reopening of Live Oak Grill Friday, 11 a.m. to midnight 10444 Hempstead Night Moves Hospitality, the Houston collective led by owner Greg Perez, has partnered with Live Oak owner and proprietor John Ganim…

Astros vs. Red Sox in ALCS: Four Keys for the Astros

For the fifth straight season, the Astros have reached the ALCS. This time, it will be against the Boston Red Sox, a rematch of the 2018 ALCS, where the Red Sox beat the Astros four games to one and went on to win the World Series over the Dodgers. Not…

Dion Goes Wandering Around the Blues [UPDATED]

Long before most music stars were big enough to go by one name like Cher, Madonna or Bono—there was Dion. One of the last remaining performers from the Golden Age of Rock and Roll, he’s best known for his impressive string of vocal group hits both with and without backing…

Dear Jack, Dear Louise is Filled With Letters, Not Much Tension

The problem with playwright Ken Ludwig is that you never know what you’re going to get. Is it silly farce (Lend Me a Tenor), stupid farce (Leading Ladies), wayward adaptation (The Three Musketeers, Murder on the Orient Express, Treasure Island), somewhat acceptable (Crazy for You), or unwatchable (Be My Baby,…

SPA Gives Local Artists The Glory This Weekend

Society for the Performing Arts will showcase the results of its yearlong Houston Artist Commissioning Project at 7:30 p.m. on Friday and Saturday at Jones Hall. Saturday’s performance includes a post-show talk-back with the performers.

Sleigh Bells Rip Dynamite in Return to Warehouse Live

The noise pop duo Sleigh Bells hit the road again to support their new album Texis. It would only seem fitting to set off from the Lone Star State, but it was not to be the original point of departure. The tour was actually planned to kickoff earlier this month…

Summer to Finally GTFO This Weekend, Experts Say

Houstonians who longer wish to feel as if they are commuting to work through the armpit of a pitcher who is not doing well can rejoice as it appears that summer might finally be taking the hint and leaving this weekend. The impending death of the heat was announced by…

Houston Concert Watch 10/13: Maluma, Alice Cooper and More

What do an iconic psychedelic rock outfit, a reggaeton pop star, a prolific Christian rapper and the Godfather of Shock Rock have in common? They’re all visiting Houston in the next week. Keep scrolling for specifics on the best shows coming to town. Dead And Company Woodlands Pavilion – 10.15…

Gov. Abbott Digs in Further on No Vax Mandates For Employees

In yet another do-over for Greg Abbott, on Monday the Texas governor issued his latest executive order now saying that private businesses in the state cannot mandate COVID vaccinations for employees. In a previous executive order, Abbott said governments could not require employees to be vaccinated but that he would…

Astros Lose Controversial ALDS Game 3: Four Thoughts

The Astros had a chance to sweep the Chicago White Sox in game three of the ALDS in Chicago, but instead found themselves losing an incredibly long, poorly officiated 12-6 game with boatloads of controversy. Plate official Tom Hallion (pictured above in the midst of making another bad call, we…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Our Annual Taco Party Returns

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: Monday-Friday Hispanic Heritage Month at Central Market In celebration of Hispanic Heritage Month, Central Market, 3815 Westheimer, has sourced a diverse collection of top-rated Hispanic-owned products from around the globe. From Hispanic-owned wines and coffee to gourmet chocolates and salsas, the…

Poe Disinterred in Nevermore: Tales of Edgar Allan Poe at Classical

What better author to usher in Halloween then Edgar Allan Poe, America’s premier Gothic writer whose numerous works, if monetarily unsuccessful, include science fiction, detective stories, and tales of grisly, supernatural, and disturbing psychological disorders. After being shuttered for a year and a half, Classical Theatre Company throws open its…

Astros Take ALDS Game One 6-1: Four Thoughts

The Astros took Game 1 of the American League Division series against the Chicago White Sox 6-1 on Thursday at Minute Maid Park in front of a raucous home crowd. Lance McCullers with six-and-two-thirds innings and the bats came alive against Chicago’s vaunting pitching staff. White Sox starter Lance Lynn…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
No Time To Die

Title: No Time To Die Describe This Movie Using One Simpsons Quote: HANK SCORPIO: Homer, on your way out if you want to kill somebody, you would help me a lot. Brief Plot Synopsis: Misogynistic dinosaur kills lots of people in the furtherance of colonialism. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The…

President Biden Rode Trains for 30 Years, Maybe More Texans Will Too

Although it increasingly looks like the Houston-to-Dallas highspeed rail line may actually become a reality—Texas Central, the company behind the multimillion-dollar project actually brokered a deal with a construction company back in June—there’s still plenty of room for improvement in our state’s transportation setup where people only take Amtrak if…

Go-Go’s Drummer Gina Schock Gets Snappy in New Book

Almost as much as music, Gina Schock has had a love for an interest in photography for her entire life. And that includes before, during, after, and again during her career as the drummer for the Go-Go’s. Backstage, onstage, at house parties and in various airports and hotels, Schock always…

Spiritfarer: How Being Broken Makes a Game More Beautiful

Warning: Spoilers for Spiritfarer. Spiritfarer was released in 2020, but the updates that have continued to drop mean that just now in 2021 do I really feel the game is finished. Despite that, the title kind of remains slightly broken, but in a weird way it enhances the overarching themes…

The Pastry War Shutters October 30

The Pastry War, the agave spirits-focused bar from Anvil’s Bobby Heugel and Julep’s Alba Huerta, will close its doors for good October 30, as first reported by Houston Business Journal. The announcement was made via Facebook and Instagram. The Pastry War first opened in downtown Houston in 2013 at 310…

Federal Judge Blocks Texas Abortion Law — For Now

”Labeling it an “unprecedented and transparent statutory scheme,” a federal judge Wednesday issued an order blocking the new Texas abortion law — at least for now — which means that abortion providers can resume their activities in the state if they feel confident enough to do so. Predictably, the opinion…

Cheer on the Astros with These Playoff Food and Drink Specials

These Houston restaurants and bars are offering grand slam food and drink specials to cheer on the ‘stros with this postseason (and many rock killer patios and screen setups, too). Bobcat Teddy’s Ice House, 2803 White Oak For all Astros playoff games, the neighborhood patio bar will offer $15 domestic…

Houston Concerts Unearthed from Texas Bluesman Mance Lipscomb

When college campuses and music cognoscenti were in the grip of the folk/blues revival in the early 1960s, it seemed that every few months a new blues performer was “discovered.” These were Black men often tracked down by record collectors and music historians like Alan Lomax and Dick Waterman who…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Gumbo and Tacos

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: As part of Resy’s The Classics Remix, a nationwide event series featuring top chefs and the country’s most iconic restaurants, chef Aaron Bludorn will take on Lankford Grocery’s legendary menu, available for one weekend only from Friday,…

The Four Most Important Houston Astros This Postseason

The quest begins this afternoon. In what’s become an October tradition like no other, Divisional Series afternoon baseball in Houston, the Houston Astros begin what amounts to their second quest to completely silence the criticism from the sign stealing scandal of 2017. This is, after all, their second postseason since…

Science Confirms: Horror Helps You Feel Better

Last April, I wrote a piece about how watching a bunch of horror movies got me out of the first stage of COVID-related depression (an expanded form of the essay appears in my new book). Science has since confirmed that I was right. Horror movies do help some people when…

Meet the Dead this Halloween with Spirit Fire

Halloween is a time to snuggle up in a comfy chair and read ghost stories. Houston horror author Susan McCauley has a wonderful set in her Ghost Hunters series. The latest book, Sprit Fire, was just released in September. “I always wanted to write a middle grade ghost story,” she…

Menu of Menus® 2021 Announces its Final Lineup

The Houston Press Menu of Menus® returns once again with unlimited food samples on Tuesday, November 2 at Silver Street Studios, 2000 Edwards, from 7-10 p.m. General admission tickets are $59 and include entry into the event at 7 p.m., unlimited food samples from Houston’s favorite restaurants, alongside beer, wine, cocktails, music…

2021 Guide to the Rockets Brand New, Totally Young Roster

There is something liberating about a fresh start. Ask the Rockets. Just over a year ago, during a COVID-shortened season, their hopes were pinned on an aging veteran team that included James Harden and Russell Westbrook, shepherded by a veteran coach and respected general manager. This year after one of…

Get Ready to Celebrate Rock of Ages With TUTS

Usually the part of Sherrie, the fresh-off-the-bus wannabe a star  in Rock of Ages, is played by a beautiful tall blond white actress. That’s part of what delights Diana Huey who has made it a practice of upsetting such norms. “Here comes me and I’m all of 5 feet tall,…

Four Reasons This Astros Playoff Run Is Their Most Urgent

For the fifth straight October there will be a spike in champagne sales in the Houston area, as the Houston Astros clinched their fourth division title in five seasons last week, clinched home field advantage in the divisional round over the weekend, and now prepare to make a little bit…

Top 5 Texas SCPs That Will Scare the Hell Out of You

Lately, I’ve been spending a lot of time exploring the SCP (Special Containment Procedures) Foundation, a fictional organization that collects and catalogues strange and paranormal objects that could be a danger to society. The entire universe is built collaboratively by different authors through a wiki page, and some of it…

Astros By the Numbers: 2021 Regular Season Edition

The Astros clinched the division and home field advantage over the weekend. Carlos Correa capped an emotional final game with a home run and a massive sendoff from the fans. Kyle Tucker notched his thirtieth homer of the season. And Yuli Gurriel sealed his first ever AL batting title with…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Fall Menus Have Arrived

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: Monday, October 4 National Taco Day From $1 tacos and cheap margaritas to a special taco of the month, check out our National Taco Day Guide for a list of Houston taco shops celebrating the day. Thursday, October 7 The Enchilada…

Purple Prose and Pictures Tell a Prince’s Tale

Since the sudden and shocking death of Prince in 2016, there have been several books released on the Purple One. Among them the bios and photo books like My Name is Prince, Prince: A Private View and Nothing Compares 2 U; detailed works on his studio sessions and a memoir…

NFL Week 4: Bills-Texans — Four Winners, Four Losers

At one point, during the telecast of the Buffalo Bills’ 40-0 win over the Houston Texans on a rainy Sunday afternoon on Orchard Park, NY, CBS put up a graphic illustrating the massive delta in the directions of the Bills and Texans franchises since the Texans’ 22-19 overtime win in…

World’s Greatest Cover Band Headed for Houston

What’s it like to be the lead singer of the best cover band in the world? This is an actual question we pose to Spike Slawson who, in our humble estimation, holds that very honor. Slawson is the lead vocalist for Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, which brings its…

Rutherford Cravens in Darwin in Malibu is a Wilberforce of Nature

It wasn’t long into Crispin Whittell’s slight semi-comic fantasy Darwin in Malibu (2003) that I began to fantasize. Where is Tom Stoppard now that Whittell needs him? What might our most literate, witty, and ironic playwright make out of this dreamy philosophical mashup in which Charles Darwin, Thomas Huxley, and…

When the Past Meets Present, The HU Make Music That Soars

Modern music is performative. The moment we invented amplifiers, devices that exist specifically to make the music we create louder, there was no turning back. Every concert is a performance, even the ones where the band on stage is trying really hard not to perform. That doesn’t make modern music…

Openings and Closings: Alba at Granduca, The Palm Downtown

Alba Ristorante, 1080 Uptown Park Boulevard, opens October 2 for dinner at the Hotel Granduca, in time for the hotel’s 15th anniversary celebrations. The hotel’s owner and developer, Giorgio Borlenghi, brought in designer Kara Childress to redesign the restaurant space, creating an intimate dining room and cozy champagne bar that…

Is Houston’s Air Quality Triggering Crazy Thunderstorms?

It’s not exactly a shock to most Houstonians to note that the Bayou City has a rep for notoriously less-than-ideal air quality and for towering thunderstorms that roll through town almost year-round. But scientists are now investigating whether these two things might actually be connected. In fact, a team of…

Astros Clinch the AL West (Finally): Four Thoughts

It felt like forever. It probably should have happened last. Regardless, the Astros managed to clinch their division on Thursday night with a win over the Tampa Bay Rays 3-2. The win takes them to 93-66 with only three games remaining all at Minute Maid Park against the recently eliminated…

Theory: Dr. Mario is Mario and Luigi’s Dad

With the recent announcement of a Super Mario movie, I’ve been thinking more and more about the Super Mario mythology. Specifically, how does a plumber with super jumping abilities who mostly serves as a one-man splinter cell in a magic kingdom have time to also sometimes be a doctor? My theory:…

Trump Tells Texas Four County Audit Isn’t Good Enough

Days after Gov. Greg Abbott’s administration hastily announced a partial audit of Texas’ 2020 election results, former President Donald Trump declared that the limited audit wouldn’t be enough to satisfy him or the legions of MAGA diehards in the Lone Star State. In a statement to the Texas Tribune Wednesday,…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Barbecue Brisket

Best Barbecue Brisket: The Pit Room Since 2016, The Pit Room has been serving up a smorgasbord of classic Texas barbecue favorites — pork ribs, sausage, smoked turkey and chicken — accompanied by delicious sides like mustard potato salad, a bright, peppery cole slaw and their Mexican street corn-in-a-cup with…

Deshaun Watson Tabbed As Most Hated NFL Player In Texas

How does one measure, quantitatively, an emotion such as dislike, or even extreme hatred. It’s such a subjective, volatile thing, that to attach some sort of numeric rating to it feels a little odd. Thankfully, because we live in the age of the internet and social media, an area of…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Breakfast Tacos

Best Breakfast Tacos: Laredo Taqueria Don’t let the line creeping out the door and around the building dissuade you: there are no finer breakfast tacos in town than the ones Laredo Taqueria has been doling out daily just off Washington Ave since the 1980’s. Starting with a base of some…

Mike Barfield Comes Home. And He’s Ready to Dance!

It’s the morning after Mike Barfield has played his regular Thursday night gig at the Continental Club in Austin, so he’s shaking off a bit of fuzziness. The ragweed count around his house isn’t doing his allergies any favors either. Still, he’s more than happy to be able to say…

Refugees Are Not Our Exploitable Work Force

There are two kinds of crises down at the southern border depending on who you listen to. According to the many Republican fundraising emails I get, the biggest problems is that thousands of people are “invading” the country, bringing poverty, disease, and crime. For those of us who have a…

Houston Concert Watch 9/29: Willow, Bleachers and More

Good morning, folks. Looks like we’re in for some rain through Sunday, so watch out for flooded streets. Also worth noting, Harris County’s vaccine incentive program ends on Thursday. So anyone who still hasn’t received a vaccine has one more day to receive some free money in exchange for getting…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Vietnamese

Best Vietnamese: Pho Tan Loc A hidden gem restaurant tucked away in a strip mall in Sugar Land, Pho Tan Loc is neither trendy nor popular. But it’s one of those mom and pop places that are a joy to discover, and it’s putting out some of most affordable, authentic…

Potential Trade Values for Every 2021 Houston Texan

Earlier this week, the Jacksonville Jaguars decided to deal their first round pick from the 2020 draft, cornerback C.J. Henderson, to the Carolina Panthers, in a deal that brought back a third round pick and a reserve tight end named Dan Arnold. It was a significant deal in that Henderson…

Radical. It’s the Best of the ’80s From Music Box Theater.

Bring out your velour, hair scrunchies, spandex, open-fingered lace gloves, leg warmers, grunge studded leather, big hair, shoulder pads, acid washed jeans, and anything neon, from jazzercise tights to jangly bangles. Practice such colloquialisms like “bodacious,” “hella,” and “grody.” It’s time for Totally ’80s, the sparkly, good times revue from…

Yes Keyboardist Geoff Downes is on a Proggy Quest

When MTV recently celebrated its 40th anniversary, the old trivia question about “What was the first video ever played on the channel?” came around again. It was, of course, “Video Killed the Radio Star” by the English duo Buggles, made up of singer/bassist Trevor Horn and keyboardist Geoff Downes. In 1980…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Enchiladas

Best Enchiladas: Enchiladas de Mole, Teotihuacan Mexican Café Beware the food critics who employ words like “sublime” and “divine” to describe the humble but imperative enchilada. While it may taste heavenly, a great enchilada should remind any epicure of its earthiness. The simple but enduring goodness of masa worked and…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Coffee

Best Coffee: Tenfold Coffee Company There are coffee shops in Houston, and then there is Tenfold Coffee Company. After a decade working as a coffee professional in Seattle and Melbourne, Houston native Jacob Ibarra returned to the Bayou City and opened this coffee shop, lab, and roastery with the goal…

Four Thoughts on Rockets Media Day

As we approach October 1, it could be argued that this is the best time of year for sports. The NFL is in full swing, baseball is headed for the playoffs, college football is rolling as is hockey. Even tennis and golf are still playing. And the NBA is back…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Tapas

Best Tapas: BCN Taste & Tradition When chef Luis Roger left his dream job in Costa Brava, Spain, to open a fine dining Spanish restaurant in Houston in 2014, it was unclear whether the Bayou City would embrace him. Fast forward to 2021, and BCN Taste & Tradition has become…

Davis Mills Comparing Favorably To Other 2021 Rookie QBs

For Davis Mills, it is the smallest of sample sizes, just one start as an NFL quarterback plus one unplanned second half against the Cleveland Browns. However, in part because it makes the handful of upcoming games more intriguing and in part because, DAMMIT, I want to be excited about…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Brewery

Best Brewery:  8th Wonder Brewery It’s called 8th Wonder, but the east downtown brewery didn’t hesitate to reveal the ninth, tenth and ongoing wonders it had in store for the world. From the start, it’s brewed interesting craft beers like a Vietnamese coffee porter or a banana-nosed German Hefeweizen, then…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Chinese

Best Chinese: Mein Visit Mein during peak lunch or dinner hours, and this Chinese restaurant by brothers Mike and Jack Tran will be packed to the gills with happy customers dining on everything from fried rice, to pan fried noodles, stir fry, and more. The expansive menu, which features affordable…

Jonathan Goldstein On the Punch Music Adds to Heavyweight

Jonathan Goldstein has created his own unique job, one which demands a unique job title. He could simply go with podcast host, producer or writer, but there’s more to what he’s doing on Heavyweight, his popular podcast (returning for its sixth season September 30), than those designations might allow. As…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Breakfast – Oak Forest

Best Breakfast – Oak Forest: Frank’s Grill If you want to be amazed by short order cooking at its best, sit at the counter at Frank’s Grill and watch in wonder as cooks prepare breakfast after breakfast on piping hot griddles, standing astride a mountain of shredded potatoes and row…

The Many Mugs of Stevie Van Zandt Come Together in New Memoir

When talking to the multi-hyphenate man Stevie Van Zandt, it’s a challenge to pick just which version of him to discuss first. The guitarist/best bud of Bruce Springsteen and core member of the E Street Band who also has a thriving solo career? The actor in groundbreaking cable series like…

Openings and Closings: Winnie’s Opens, Dog Haus Expands

Winnie’s, 3622 Main, is now open. The new patio bar takes over the spot which housed Natachee’s Supper ‘n Punch until the pandemic shut its doors. It is a collaboration between Johnny’s Gold Brick owner Benjy Mason and chefs Graham Laborde and Chris Roy, all three having worked together previously…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Pizza

Best Pizza: Grimaldi’s Pizzeria These showcase entries are dubbed “Best of Houston” and not “Best of New York” or “Best of Chicago.” But when it comes to pizza, Houston hasn’t distinguished itself in a significant way like our neighbors to the north. We’re calling on the city’s most innovative food…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best French Restaurant

Best French Restaurant: Le Jardinier It’s no secret that Le Jardinier was one of this year’s buzziest restaurants. Debuting inside the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston’s new Nancy and Rich Kinder Building, from the design, to the location (overlooking the Cullen sculpture garden), to the fact that its culinary director,…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Dear Evan Hansen

Title: Dear Evan Hansen Describe This Movie Using One Heathers Quote: VERONICA: Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, and Ram a brain. Brief Plot Synopsis: Oh what a tangled web we weave, amirite? Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 “Milpools” out of 5. Tagline: “An honest and original story for…

Fall is Here and It’s Time to Garden

Fall has finally dropped our temperatures and lightened our humidity. Shoppers at the grocery store today were already loading up the pumpkins and buying miniature pickup trucks decorated with fake autumn leaves and “Apples 4 Sale” signs. The pumpkin spice latte crowd are happy and Halloween devotees are already decorating…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Deli

Best Deli: The Butcher Shop at B&B Butchers It shouldn’t come as a surprise that a restaurant with the word “butchers” in the name would have quality cuts of meat. But, what you may not know is that meat goes well beyond steaks and burgers. The Butcher Shop at B&B…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Cocktails and Oktoberfest

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: On Wednesday, September 29, Julep’s Alba Huerta will join Woodford Reserve’s Natalia Cardenas for Bourbon School: The 5 Best Bourbon Cocktails, a virtual class covering the bartenders’ go-to recipes for Mint Juleps, Old Fashioneds, a Whiskey…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Kolache

Best Kolache: Kolache Shoppe A foodstuff as Texan as the breakfast taco or pecan pie, the humble, yeasty kolache has been a Lone Star staple for centuries, from the classic fruit-filled pastries to the often meaty-and-cheesy Tex-Czech evolution most of us associate the name with these days. No matter if…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Pandemic Food/Drink Idea

Best Pandemic Food/Drink Idea – Alcohol To-Go When the pandemic arrived and lockdowns began in earnest, restaurants and bars were hit particularly hard. So too were those who liked to get a tasty alcoholic beverage without having to make it (entirely) on their own. Fortunately, Texas produced a solution by…

This Kingfish Swims in the Deep Blues Sea

In Blues Mythology, there are few geographical locations more sacred and storied that Clarksdale, Mississippi. In the heart of the Mississippi Delta, it’s the area where many contend the music was born, fermented, and bred its earliest stars (though residents of New Orleans might beg to differ). Plus, it’s just…

Hidden Gem: Hangar Kitchen

I don’t often find myself on the south side of our city so many of its dining establishments are unknown to me. With my daughter attending the University of Houston, I have begun to explore the restaurants within a 15-minute drive from the campus. One of those restaurants was Maria…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Sushi

Best Sushi: MF Sushi There are a bunch of hashtags that you could apply to the sushi at MF Sushi: #foodporn, #delicious, #amazing. But the one that most appropriately describes MF Sushi is #iykyk, which stands for, “if you know, you know.” It’s the expression that describes something that is…

The Houston Press is in The Market For a News Reporter

The Houston Press has an immediate opening for a fulltime staff writer to continue our record of hard-hitting reporting in the Bayou City. We’re looking for a journalist with a solid news background to cover developing stories through the week and find news of interest to our educated urban readership…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Breakfast – Midtown

Best Breakfast – Midtown: Harry’s Restaurant After the year we’ve all had, it’s nice to have a little creature comfort to rely on, and Harry’s provides just that. The local standby has been dishing out one of Midtown’s best breakfasts for decades, and after undergoing a facelift a few years…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Gluten-Free Pizza

Best Gluten Free Pizza: MOD Pizza When most gluten-free pizza crust has the texture of cardboard and costs an extra $2-3 for the privilege, it’s always a pleasant surprise to find a restaurant that serves a flavorful pizza that doesn’t suffer for being gluten-free. While not from Houston originally, MOD…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Soup Dumplings

Best Soup Dumplings: Wanna Bao A regional specialty from Shanghai, soup dumplings, or xiaolongbao, are a difficult delicacy to master. First, the dumping skin needs to be prepared fresh and rolled by hand until paper thin. Then, the dumpling itself must be made quickly — the filling placed on the…

The Smallest of Bones is Grim, Beautiful Poetry

Holly Lyn Walrath is Houston’s most darksome poet. Her previous collection, Glimmerglass Girl was a masterpiece of sharpness and reflection, dealing with feminine themes and focused on predation. Her latest release, The Smallest of Bones, further dives her deep into all kinds of dark places, and though the ride is…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Bar – Heights

Best Bar – Heights: Better Luck Tomorrow Since pouring its first drink over four years ago, Better Luck Tomorrow has absolutely blossomed into the perfect Heights neighborhood hangout spot that drink master Bobby Heugel and chef Justin Yu envisioned. It’s hard to decide whether the food or cocktails are Better…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Sandwich

Best Sandwich – Crunchy Chicken at Local Foods There is something about a fried chicken sandwich. Popeye’s figured that out with its fried sensation that caused traffic jams at drive-thru windows and countless imitations. But if you aren’t ready for something that heavy, Local Foods has an option that is…

Opinion: The Time-Tested Practice of Using Transphobia to Seize Power

When Joe Biden was finally certified as president earlier this year, I literally began shaking with relief. However, the American Experiment is actually in more danger now than it’s ever been and avoiding a total fascist collapse will require monumental resources of resolve and action. It will also mean looking…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Barbecue Ribs

Best Barbecue Ribs: Harlem Road Texas BBQ Beef Ribs Harlem Road Texas BBQ is a destination spot for Houston ‘cue enthusiasts even though, for all intents and purposes here, we consider Richmond near enough to be Houston. The corrugated tin and wood joint, with 10 indoor tables, is just rustic…

Texas Redistricting When Republicans Seem to Hold All the Cards

It doesn’t matter that 95 percent of the state’s population growth since 2010 (according to the latest census results) has come from Texans of color who traditionally lean toward Democrats when voting. Not when Republicans control the Senate and House. State Democrats and progressive advocacy groups are already convinced the…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Bowling Alley

Best Bowling Alley: Del Mar Lanes An old-school bowling alley with a retro diner atmosphere, Del Mar Lanes is a great place to go for pros and casual bowlers alike. Del Mar is not as old-fashioned as it looks from the outside, thanks to a recent remodel. You’ll get to…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Doughnut

Best Doughnut: Shipley Do-Nuts Like the beignets at Café du Monde in New Orleans or chicken and waffles from Roscoe’s in L.A., the sugar-flaked doughnuts churned out for 85 years by Shipley Do-nuts are quintessential to the city from which they originated. Earnest food bloggers everywhere should have Shipley’s at…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Bar – Midtown

Best Bar – Midtown: Axelrad Since first opening in 2016, Axelrad has become a Midtown favorite and one of the best spots in town to enjoy a drink with friends in the fresh open air. The bar’s draft beer selection is one of the best in town, sporting loads of…

Over 14,000 Harris County Residents Are Overdue For Second Vaccine Dose

More than 14,000 people in Harris County are overdue for getting their crucial second COVID-19 vaccine shot, despite public health officials’ attempts to persuade folks who’ve received their first shot of a two-dose coronavirus vaccine how important shot number two is in granting maximum coronavirus protection. Those under-vaccinated residents coupled…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Prisoners Of The Ghostland

Title: Prisoners of the Ghostland Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: LISA: Dad, what’s a Muppet? HOMER: Well, it’s not quite a mop and it’s not quite a puppet… but man (laughs). So to answer your question, I don’t know. Brief Plot Synopsis: Unsuccessful bank robber gets an offer he —…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Honor Thy Cheeseburger

Here’s a look at this weekend’s tasty food and drink happenings: National Cheeseburger Day Saturday From classic burgers at a discounted price to special creations like the one-day-only jalapeño and cream cheese topped Cheese Louise, check out our Houston National Cheeseburger Day guide for a list of local burger deals…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Greek Restaurant

Best Greek Restaurant: Niko Niko’s What more can be said about Montrose stalwart Niko Niko’s at this point? After serving up authentic Greek classics and their own twists on a smattering of American classics for over three decades, the Fetokakis family’s restaurant is nothing short of a Houston institution. Whether…

Music, Storytelling Shore Up The Living Coast Film

The Living Coast combines a nature film, dynamic storytelling and live music performance that explores the Texas gulf coast. Features members of the Austin Symphony Orchestra and Texas’ best rock musicians along with narrator Amber Lackey, the film plays at The Match at 8 p.m. on Saturday.

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Bar – Montrose

Best Bar – Montrose: 6’s and 7’s A relative newcomer to the bustling Monstrose bar scene, 6’s and 7’s opened its doors in early 2020, right next door to local institution Rudyards. The bar has a hip yet low-key, welcoming atmosphere, with tons of shifting cool-toned neon light art adorning…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Beer List

Best Beer List: Flying Saucer Draught Emporium Houston A great beer is always the right combination of essential elements. It has to look inviting, poured lovingly into the proper vessel for its style. It should be aromatic enough to encourage a swift, thirsty transfer of its potential goodness from nose…

What SpaceX’s Civilian Crew Launch Means to Houston

Wednesday night, SpaceX launched what is being hailed as “the world’s first all-civilian mission to orbit” on Wednesday evening from Cape Canaveral, Florida). Inspiration4, crewed by two men and two women, will become another flashy bit of advertising for the new wonderful world of space tourism. Admittedly this flight, which…

Rickie Lee Jones Won’t Run Out of Chances

It’s common for musicians to feel that their work lets listeners into their minds, their souls, or their hearts. It’s less common that fans are invited into their actual homes. But that’s what many artists did — at least virtually — when the pandemic caused mass cancellations of tours that…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Tex-Mex Restaurant

Best Tex-Mex Restaurant: The Original Ninfa’s on Navigation The purported inventor of the famed fajita, “Mama” Ninfa Laurenzo opened the Original Ninfa’s on Navigation back in 1973. Since then, her family restaurant’s fajitas, enchiladas, quesadillas and mouth-watering margaritas have become some of the most sought-after Tex-Mex offerings in all of…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Bookstore

What makes a retail establishment the best of its kind? For sure, the usual requirements like selection, price and convenience. Customer service is high on the list, too. But sometimes a really good idea about how the business will play a vital role in a community is just as important…

Four Reasons the New Big XII Will Be Really, Really Fun

Last week, the Big XII conference, on the heels of a tumultuous summer that saw the University of Texas and Oklahoma University put in their notice to leave for the Southeastern Conference, extended invitations to four schools — BYU, Central Florida, Cincinnati, and, YES, the University of Houston — to…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Italian

Best Italian: Ostia Native Houstonian chef Travis McShane spent time at NYC’s famed Barbuto and Adele’s in Nashville before returning home, and he is very much welcome to stay here now. At his beautiful neighborhood spot, McShane takes a seasonal approach to rustic Italian and Mediterranean fare. Start with salumis,…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Bar Patio

Best Bar Patio:  Heights Bier Garten What’s in a name really, especially when it comes to doling out good drinks and good times? Heights Bier Garten and its devoted followers might take a tiny bit of umbrage with suggesting its ample complex is a “bar patio,” particularly since it says…

Bon Appetit Names Chris Williams “The Hospitality Hero”

Despite Houston’s diverse and brilliant restaurant scene, our city sometimes doesn’t get the love it deserves nationally. Over the past couple of years, that has begun to change. More and more of our superb chefs and restaurants have received national and international recognition, including James Beard Award-winning chefs like Chris…

John Wall and Rockets Agree to Part Ways: Four Thoughts

On Tuesday, NBA sources reported that the Rockets had met with point guard John Wall and the two sides agreed that the team would work with Wall to find him a new home after just one season with Houston. With four picks in the first round of this year’s draft…

Houston Concert Watch 9/15: Lil Baby, Eric Clapton and More

This week started with Tropical Storm Nicholas being upgraded to a hurricane before being downgraded to a tropical storm again. But the upgrade prompted heartthrob Harry Styles to cancel his Monday night performance at Toyota Center at the 11th hour. We’ll be sure to let you know when the “Watermelon…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Service

Best Service: Uchi Good restaurant service is an art that can take years to perfect. There’s an intuitiveness about how it’s delivered — the way in which a service person connects with you, interacts with you, takes your order and attends to your needs. At Uchi, the staff have perfected…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Pizza – Thin Crust

Best Pizza – Thin Crust: Tiny Champions Fans of classic bar pies will love the wafer-thin, wonderfully crisp pizzas at this EaDo hangout, a younger sibling to Nancy’s Hustle. There’s a mashup of veggies, pastas, and ice cream to make your way through, but you’ll want to make sure you…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Bar

Best Bar:  Anvil Bar & Refuge Go Sherlock when you visit Anvil Bar & Refuge. The best way to sample the bar’s libations, which spurred the city’s ongoing enthusiasm for craft cocktails, is by unraveling just how unique and mysterious they are. You’ll be handed a beverage menu as soon…

It’s Almost Time for Tacolandia

Taco lovers will unite once again at The Water Works at Buffalo Bayou on October 16 for the Houston Press Tacolandia. General admission ($35) and VIP tickets ($75) are on sale now for the outdoor event sponsored by Mission Foods. Tacolandia takes place from 4-7 p.m. (it opens an hour…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Breakfast – Montrose

Best Breakfast – Montrose: Avalon Diner If you’re looking for classic American breakfast staples in what feels like a time machine set for the 1950s, look no further than the original Avalon Diner on Westheimer. Since it first opened in 1938 (then a dual drug store and restaurant-slash-soda fountain), Avalon…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Record Store

Best Record Store: Cactus Music For over 30 years (absent a one year-plus hiatus in the mid-aughts), Cactus Music has been a beloved fixture in the Houston music scene. Whether you’re working on your vinyl record collection, want to stock up your car’s six-disc changer with new or classic CDs…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Seafood

Best Seafood: Pier 6 Seafood & Oyster House Down on over in San Leon just off Galveston and Trinity Bays sits the oyster house you never knew you needed. It’s where executive chef Joe Cervantez — a Brennan’s alum tapped by owner and second-generation oysterman Raz Halili of San…

Four Negative Trends the Houston Texans Reversed on Sunday

There was a lot to like in the Houston Texans’ 37-21 thrashing of the Jacksonville Jaguars on Sunday. The offense was nice and balanced (289 yards passing, 160 yards rushing), the defense was disruptive enough to rattle Jaguars rookie quarterback Trevor Lawrence, and most of all, the entire second half…

Harry Styles Postpones Houston Concert [UPDATED]

After a year of waiting for a rescheduled date, and after a long day of waiting outside in the rain for some die hard fans, tonight’s Harry Styles’ concert at Toyota Center has been officially postponed due to Tropical Storm Nicholas. The singer tweeted this afternoon: “Unfortunately, due to the…

Pitbull and Iggy Azalea at The Woodlands

Pitbull & Iggy Azalea I Feel Good Tour Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion The Woodlands, Texas September 10th, 2021 Friday night was one of those rare, ideal weather days here in H-Town. As we drove up to The Woodlands on I-45, we reveled in the cool breeze and near zero humidity…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Ice Cream

Best Ice Cream: Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams has developed a rabid cult following of ice cream aficionados across the country in the years since Jeni Britton Bauer opened the first Jeni’s location in Columbus, Ohio in 2002. While Houstonians could order pints of Jeni’s ice creams…

Tropical Storm Nicholas Will Be a Rainmaker: Four Thoughts

On Sunday, Tropical Storm Nicholas formed in the southern Gulf of Mexico. To say forecasting Nicholas has been difficult is an understatement. Despite being a tropical storm, as of writing this, it looks more like a giant blob of rain, and it mostly is. The good news is that because…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Hold Music

Best Hold Music: Office of the Mayor of Houston Since the pandemic hit early last year, it’s often felt like life as we Houstonians knew it has been on hold. And quite literally, many of us have found ourselves stuck “on hold” in more than a few brand new COVID-induced…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Happy Hour

Best Happy Hour: Revelry on Richmond Revelry on Richmond’s happy hour is a great deal Monday through Thursday, when from 3 p.m to 7 p.m. you can get well cocktails, sangria, frozen margaritas, the bar’s signature frozen Red Bull vodkas and any pint of Texas beer for just $5 a…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Indian

Best Indian: Musaafer Last spring, Houston got another taste of the spice route as a gorgeously ornate Indian restaurant joined the Uptown dining scene, and it’s one journey you won’t want to miss. Named for the Hindi translation of “traveler,” Musaafer blends traditional and cutting-edge culinary technique to put out…

HISD Keeps Masks, Will No Longer Do Temperature Checks

There will be no more daily temperature checks of elementary students and visitors to Houston ISD campuses as of next Monday,  Superintendent Millard House II announced today in an email message to the HISD community. “This decision was made in consultation with the medical community and education professionals. The data…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Hot Dog

Best Hot Dog: Yo Dawg! Gourmet Hot Dogs’ Swamp Dawg At first blush, the Swamp Dawg might seem like too much. One of the specialty selections from Yo Dawg! Gourmet Hot Dogs, it’s truly a sight to behold. The Black-owned, family-owned food truck has variations that boast the flavors of…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Deep Dish Pizza

Best Deep Dish Pizza: Pizaro’s Pizza Originally known for its pillowy-soft, Neapolitan-style pies, this local pizza pro moved into the Detroit territory (and a thinner, crisper New York style) a few years back…and it’s safe to say things haven’t been the same since. Now you’ll need to dine with a…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Icehouse

Best Icehouse: West Alabama Ice House A Houston institution since 1928, it’s the simplicity of West Alabama Ice House that keeps patrons coming back to its plentiful picnic tables for ice cold beers with friends old and new, even during the toastiest days of H-Town summer. The wide variety of…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Sporting Goods Store

Best Sporting Goods Store:  Academy Sports + Outdoors When Academy was recognized as the top sporting goods store in Houston here two years ago — honors bestowed by both Houston Press and its readers — it was on the heels of a Houston Astros World Series title and a run…

How Do the Houston Texans Get To Seven Wins?

Here in Houston, we can wring our hands over the Deshaun Watson situation all we want to, and go about in pity for ourselves, knowing that with Watson’s career here likely over, the ceiling for the Texans is somewhere around “pleasantly mediocre.” The truth of the matter is that this…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Food Hall

Best Food Hall: Bravery Chef Hall Food halls are popping up all over Houston these days, and while all of them offer something exciting, Bravery Chef Hall in downtown Houston stands tall among the rest. The concept itself is unique: Where other food halls might use popular chains or offer second…

Live Long and Prosper, Juliana Hatfield

When it comes to her favorite artists, Juliana Hatfield wears her heart proudly on her sleeve. Alt-rock royalty and a guitar hero in her own right, she’s recorded full cover albums of her music heroes, artists like Olivia Newton-John and The Police. So, which song might she select as one…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Late Night

Best Late Night: FM Kitchen & Bar With institutions like Katz’s, BB’s Cafe, and the late Theo’s, the corner of Westheimer and Montrose has always been a bastion of late night hangs. This year, it added another night owl into the mix, with the addition of FM Kitchen & Bar…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Live Venue (Small)

Best Live Venue (Small): The Continental Club The urge to list “All of Them” as title earner in this category was hard to resist. Each concert venue which has survived the extreme business downturn associated with the pandemic is worthy of recognition. Cherished as they are, they’re not yet out…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Museum

Best Museum – The Menil Collection The Menil Collection’s sprawling 30 acre campus is one of the best places in all of Houston to spend an afternoon in search of the inspiration, serenity and introspection that only an expertly curated art collection can provide. The Menil’s main gallery — still…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Sports Bar

Best Sports Bar:  Pitch 25 A sports bar with actual, interactive sports — that’s the thing. Darts leagues are fun and we rule at The Office trivia nights (Pam’s favorite yogurt flavor? Mixed berry!) but give us a sports bar where we can work up a sweat emulating our athletic…

Turner Orders Mandatory COVID Tests For Unvaccinated City Employees

Amid anecdotal reports that only 50 percent or fewer of Houston Police Department and Houston Fire Department employees had been vaccinated against COVID-19, Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner’s communications director told the Houston Press last week that Turner was still considering issuing a vaccine mandate for city employees. But during Wednesday’s…

Houston Chamber Choir Shows Spiritual Side In ‘Two Streams’

Houston Chamber Choir opens the 2021-22 season Sing Out the New Day on Friday with the world premiere of “Two Streams,” a cantata scored for choir and string orchestra by the internationally-renowned American composer Daniel Knaggs. Based on Biblical texts and the writings of Polish nun Saint Faustina, this 70-minute work was composed in memory…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Burger

Best Burger: Better Luck Tomorrow Justin Yu and Bobby Heugel’s Heights neighborhood hangout Better Luck Tomorrow has been slinging creative craft cocktails and an eclectic mix of elevated bar fare for over four years now. Of all the tasty treats on order, the Party Melt is the undisputed star of…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Place to People Watch

Best Place to People Watch:  Houston Zoo Sure, we see the irony in choosing Houston Zoo as best place to people watch in the city. One goes there to appreciate some of the other animals (6,000 on the zoo’s grounds) which co-exist with us on the planet. We might not…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Family Friendly Restaurant

Best Family Friendly Restaurant: Feges BBQ Spring Branch Over in the residential neighborhood of Spring Branch, husband and wife team (and new parents) Patrick Feges and Erin Smith have opened up a second location of their cult favorite barbecue joint. Now that there’s more space to play with (the original…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Live Venue (Large)

Best Live Venue (Large):  Toyota Center “Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow,” Fleetwood Mac sang near the end of its October 6, 2003 show at Toyota Center, the first event ever held in the downtown arena. The venue heeded the band’s sage advice. In nearly 18 years’ worth of tomorrows, the…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best CBD Shop

Best CBD Shop: The CBD Apothecary If you’re a fan of the soothing benefits that CBD offers or are interested in learning more about the hemp-derived product, The CBD Apothecary on Kirby Drive in Rice Village is the perfect place to visit. The store has a wide variety of tinctures,…

Get Your Menu of Menus® Tickets Now Before Price Increase

The 19th Annual Houston Press Menu of Menus® Extravaganza is scheduled for 7-10 p.m. Tuesday, November 2 at Silver Street Studios but now is the time to buy your tickets before the prices rise this Saturday. General Admission tickets are $49 but will increase to $59 on September 11. This Includes…

Apollo Chamber Players Opens Season ‘With Malice Toward None’

Do Beethoven and Abraham Lincoln go together? Apollo Chamber Players thinks so. The group will present With Malice Toward None as its season opener on Saturday at The MATCH with a question and answer session at 7 p.m and concert at 7:30 p.m. The show will feature the titular piece as well as the world premiere…

Former Houston Texans 2021 Revenge Power Rankings

No NFL team had more new faces on its 90-man roster coming into training camp than the Houston Texans. Between free agents and rookies, there were 50 new players on the roster. The final 53-man roster, constructed a week ago, had 30 new faces getting ready for Week 1. When…

Make Doctor Who Weird Again

I don’t want to write a post-mortem on Doctor Who showrunner Chris Chibnall’s time just yet. We have one (short) season left and a trio of specials after that. However, the Chibnall era has been plagued by one sin that I deeply hope the next person on the helm doesn’t…

Opinion: The Taliban Didn’t Take Over Texas, Christians Did

There are a ton of memes going around now that basically say, “no one could have prepared for how quickly the Taliban would retake Texas.” The implication is that the recent forced-birth law is similar to that of Islamic extremism in the Middle East following the end of the Afghanistan…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Taco

Best Taco: El Rey El Rey has multiple outposts across the greater Houston metroplex, but our favorite location of the Cuban-Mexican fusion is the one right on the corner of Shepherd and Washington. While their Cuban sandwich and torta selections are top-notch, it’s El Rey’s tacos that will keep you…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Italian Bakery

Best Italian Bakery: La Sicilia Italian Bakery & Cafe Helming from the tiny town of Sciacca on the southwestern coast of Sicily, pastry chef Diego Chiarello shares the love of his hometown at this lower Westheimer bakery and cafe. Gorgeously layered sfogliatella (think of it like an Italian croissant), Neapolitan…

Lucy Dacus Screens Her Past on Home Video [UPDATED]

If there’s one positive outcome from the pandemic, it’s that many people have used the forced downtime to take up a new hobby or interest. A smaller group, of course, has actually stuck to it. Oh, how many sewing machines have sat lonely on dining room tables, or Rosetta Stone…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Cocktail Bar

Best Cocktail Bar: Julep Master mixologist Alba Huerta has kept her crown jewel cocktail bar Julep cranking out both classic cocktails and a wide variety of innovative drinks for years now. Whether your palate tends to favor timeless drinks like the bar’s titular mint julep or craves more creative concoctions…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Liquor Store

Best Liquor Store: Spec’s Fine Wines, Spirits & Finer Foods (Downtown) Not since George Foreman has there been a Houston area heavyweight champ as popular or revered as Spec’s. A perennial “Best of Houston” titleholder, the downtown location in particular lands more (and tastier) haymakers than Big George. Foreman may…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Movie Theater

Best Movie Theater:  Regal Grand Parkway In history class, you probably learned about the excesses of the ancient empires, the vast riches and wild innovations associated with the Romans and Greeks. A single visit to Regal Grand Parkway will send visitors into a tailspin of revisionist history. Impressive as their…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Mocktail List

Best Mocktail List: Yi Peng Thai Dining Despite the growing consumer demand for mocktails and specialty “zero proof” drinks that contain no alcohol, most restaurants still only offer alcohol free beverages as an afterthought. Not so at chef Jett and Jura Hurapan’s Yi Peng Thai Dining in Memorial City’s CITYCENTRE,…

Four Thoughts on Big XII Expansion Welcoming UH

Entering the college football season of 2016, the University of Houston was at the tailed end of a multiyear campaign to try to gain entry into the Big XII. Approval of their Big XII status would have meant a bump up to a Power Five conference and a windfall of…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Comfort Food

Best Comfort Food: Killen’s of the Heights Chef Ronnie Killen has taken his restaurant empire inside the loop, and this time he’s brought a comfort food powerhouse to the old Hickory Hollow building on Heights Boulevard. With roughly a year under its belt, Killen’s hits the spot with timeless, cravable…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Beer Garden

Best Beer Garden: City Acre Brewing Co. Sometimes the notion of being best is equated to being biggest, but if the craft beer industry has taught us anything it’s that bigger isn’t always better. Follow that logic to an unassuming, splendidly hidden plot of land just north of downtown and…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Grocery Store

Best Grocery Store:  H-E-B Every shopper with hamburger, eggs and beer on their list knows H-E-B is one of the best places on Planet Earth to gather these items. It’s more than just the fair prices or the company’s peculiarly excellent “own brand” products which keep customers loyal. There’s a…

Opinion: Texas, Where Republican Leaders Have Gaslighted Us All

It’s been a very bad week in Texas. The so-called “heartbeat bill” went into effect, essentially ending reproductive freedom. The draconian election bill custom designed to disenfranchise marginalized people passed the Senate. Lt. Governor Dan Patrick wanted to hold the entire legislative branch’s pay hostage so he could have transphobic,…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Cinderella

Title: Cinderella Describe This Movie In One “Work From Home” Lyric: FIFTH HARMONY: You don’t gotta go to work                                But you gotta put in work Brief Plot Synopsis: Delusional woman talks to mice, dreams of world…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Bar – Downtown

Best Bar – Downtown: Little Dipper Bar Little Dipper Bar took Houston City Council up on its offer to ply its essential trade on Main Street — as in literally out in the roadway — when a measure was enacted last fall to allow area restaurants and bars more space…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Comic Book Store

Best Comic Book Store: Third Planet Sci-Fi and Fantasy Super Store Third Planet is like an underdog superhero its dedicated patrons might stumble onto while digging through its vast comic book collection. From the beginning, 46 years ago this month, the Kirby District retailer of comics and collectibles has had…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Breakfast – Heights

Best Breakfast – Heights: Homestead Kitchen & Bar Over in the new M-K-T mixed-use development, this buzzy kitchen and bar opens bright and early at 7:30 a.m. on Tuesday-Sunday (those who prefer a bit of a later start need not worry, the kitchen’s dishing out the breakfasty goods all day, even at dinner…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Steak

Best Steak: B&B Butchers & Restaurant When it comes to steak, discerning Houston diners don’t mess around. We know good meat and we know how we like it. B&B Butchers & Restaurant is one helluva steakhouse. One of just a select few restaurants in America certified to sell Kobe beef direct…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Place to Buy Plants

Best Place to Buy Plants – Cactus King Eclectic is a word some might use to describe Houston and that’s totally fair. Evidence of this can be found in our favorite plant stop, Cactus King. You might have missed it sitting alongside the North Freeway at the Shepherd curve, but…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Place to Buy Video Games

Best Place to Buy Video Games: Game Over Videogames True lovers of video games past and present could easily get lost thumbing through Game Over Videogames’ plethora of software, hardware, accessories and gaming memorabilia for hours on end. While the shop doesn’t carry too many current generation games (think Nintendo…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Barbecue

Best Barbecue: Blood Bros. BBQ If you’re going to make a Houston BBQ bucket list, you best make sure the Blood Bros. are a part of it. What started as pop-up ‘q from brothers Robin and Terry Wong and best friend Quy Hoang has turned into one of the most…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Music Festival

Best Music Festival: Astroworld Festival As accomplished as he is as an artist and businessman, it’s easy to forget that Travis Scott has a playful streak. He’s notched diamond certified record sales, runs a successful creative collective and is a cultural influencer with more than 40 million Instagram followers. Even…

Diary of a Pandemic Holiday

May People are getting vaccinated, restrictions are being lifted, and deaths are going down. For one brief month or so it looks like there might finally be some hope. I very hesitantly book the safest vacation I possibly can just in case things go south. What could be lower key…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Sports Fans

Best Sports Fans: Houston Astros The symbiosis between professional athletes and sports fans isn’t too complex. The folks in the bleachers root  for the home team and if they don’t win it’s a shame. When they do win, as often and spectacularly as the Houston Astros have, they become a…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best French Fries

Best French Fries: A’Bouzy Shawn Virene has always loved nibbling on french fries while sipping Champagne. So when he opened A’Bouzy, his Champagne-focused restaurant in River Oaks, he told his chef that he wanted fries that could be a feature item on their own, and together, he and his chef…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Brunch – Montrose

Best Brunch – Montrose: Bludorn When one of the city’s buzziest restaurants starts offering brunch, you visit it at brunch. Such is the case with chef Aaron Bludorn’s namesake restaurant, a stunner that has taken Houston by storm since opening at summer’s end in 2020. Consider a Sunday brunch reservation…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Dive Bar

Best Dive Bar:  Hoot County Saloon If we’ve learned anything from reading those Bukowski books it’s that dive bars are places to hook up and Hoot County Saloon has surely facilitated more “connections” than Terminal C right down the road. It’s station at the end of IAH’s hotel row makes…

Best Of Houston® 2021 Begins Today

Starting today and continuing through the month of September, the Houston Press will present its annual Best of Houston® awards, highlighting the best of what the city and area has to offer in a number of areas. The stories will appear on our news, arts, food and music sites. The curated selections…

Best Of Houston® 2021: Best Bike Shop

Best Bike Shop – Blue Line Bike Lab The banner on the front of Blue Line’s website says, “pretty much the best bike shop ever.” They might be right. In a city that has a love-hate relationship with cyclists, for anyone serious enough to take the streets (or highways or…

Hay Merchant Will Close, Georgia James Will Relocate

Chris Shepherd is always throwing big news at our city and today’s announcement is no different. In a press release it was reported that the James Beard Award-winning chef is moving his restaurant group Underbelly Hospitality from the 1100 Westheimer location where it has been located for the past ten…

There is No Evidence Ivermectin Helped Fight COVID in Peru

The news regarding ivermectin over the last couple of weeks has been mostly about how Americans are taking deworming medication meant for livestock. While many reports of it leading to explosive diarrhea are hoaxes and trolling, what’s not funny is that in Texas poison control calls related to the drug…

John Mellencamp’s Life of Roots, Rock and Rebellion

It’s telling about John Mellencamp that his nickname, “Little Bastard,” is not only a sobriquet that he revels in, but does his damnedest to live up to. His tough-as-nails/loud-as-a-motorcyle-engine persona and songs have helped define an image and put him on the same shelf as Bruce Springsteen, Bob Seger and…

Brunch, Parties and Dining Deals This Labor Day Weekend 2021

The unofficial end of summer is upon us. Labor Day is Monday, September 6, and these local spots are offering special Monday brunches, Labor Day parties, and weekend food and drink deals to celebrate. a’Bouzy, 2300 Westheimer Say goodbye to summer, at a’Bouzy’s Labor Day Brunch, held on Monday from 10…

New Orleans: Houston is Here for You

We saw the scenes of chaos after Hurricane Katrina. Shots from helicopters of people stranded on rooftops, the horrifying spectacle of the Superdome crowded with people, some dead, covered and left in wheelchairs. It was an unimaginable sight in America in 2005. Hours away in the middle of the night,…

A Week In the Life of A COVID-Era Concert Calendar

COVID’s Delta variant has performers, promoters, venues and fans hearing the starts and skips of a broken record. The uncertainty of it all sounds a lot like the music industry’s biggest “hit” of 2020, the one with concert tours scrapped and music venues shuttered. But, it’s 2021. There’s now a…

Tropical Storm Ida on a B-Line for Louisiana

The tropical depression we discussed yesterday is now Tropical Storm Ida churning away in the Caribbean on its way to the Gulf of Mexico. The National Hurricane Center now believes Ida will reach major hurricane strength (category 3 or higher) before making landfall somewhere along the Louisiana coastline Sunday evening…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
Candyman

Title: Candyman Describe This Movie In One The Point Quote: THE ROCK MAN: You been goofin’ with the bees? Brief Plot Synopsis: Struggling artist finds new inspiration in horror. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2.5 John Ruskins out of 5. Tagline: “Say it.” Better Tagline: “History is murder.” Not So…

Tropical Depression Takes Aim at Louisiana: 5 Questions Answered

The tropical disturbance just south of Jamaica has strengthened into a tropical depression on Thursday morning (and could be a storm by Friday morning). The track that had shows a swath that included northern Mexico to central Louisiana (with the Houston area square in the middle) shifted significantly over the…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: A Museum District Stunner Adds Lunch

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Saint Arnold Brewing Company is hosting a Virtual Beer and Cheese Pairing on Friday, August 27 at 6 p.m., featuring founder/brewer Brock Wagner and cheesemonger Nicole Buergers from the Houston Dairymaids. Tasting packages (limited) are $53…

Abbott Doubles Down on His Ban On Government Vaccine Mandates

As the latest wave of the perpetual pandemic rages on, Texas and the greater Houston area in particular continue to be COVID-19 hotbeds. Both the city and state find themselves awash with coronavirus cases, and almost every day residents watch as new controversial government orders clash against clever public health…

Best of Houston 2021

The Best of Houston is the Houston Press’ annual celebration of the city, a compendium of hundreds of places we love to go, things we love to do and people we love to see in the Bayou City. All year long, Press editors and writers sniff around, check out tips…

Tropics Ramp Up to Peak That Includes Gulf Activity

We are now in the heart of the peak of hurricane season. The full season, which runs from June 1 through November 30, peaks in the second week of September, but begins its most active phase in mid August. This is especially true for states along the Gulf of Mexico…

Houston Texans 53-Man Roster Prediction, Version 3.0

The Houston Texans trimmed their roster down to 80 players earlier this week, per league rules, and the continuing theme is that Nick Caserio is cleaning out all of the old, fairly useless furniture from the Bill O’Brien Era. The first round of cuts a week ago saw 2020 fifth…

Hidden Gem: Maria Rita’s Tex-Mex

School is back in session and so is the chaos that surrounds the back-to-school frenzy. Throw in a dose of pandemic craziness and it’s a wonder we haven’t all lost our minds. For my family, it is my son’s senior year of high school and my daughter’s senior year at…

Astros Recent Struggles Feel Significant. Are They? Four Thoughts.

Mid-season doldrums are commonplace in professional sports. It’s when injuries begin to mount and players grow weary of the grind of a long season, particularly in baseball with teams well over 100 games into a 162-game season. In recent weeks, the Astros have seen a combination of injuries and lackluster…

Deshaun Watson Named 18th Best Player in NFL Top 100

As we outlined last week, somewhat depressingly, the reveal of the NFL’s annual list of Top 100 players, as voted on by the players themselves, is not quite as much fun nor met with as much anticipation here in Houston because of the talent drain executed by Bill O’Brien in…

The Definitive Pleasure Pier Ride Ranking

After the Kid With One F shot up three inches over the course of sixth grade and finally cleared the 48 inches mark, we decided that over the summer we were going to ride every ride available at Pleasure Pier Galveston. In case you, too, have a special someone of…

This Week in Houston Food Events: These Churros Are Comin’ In Hot

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: Monday, August 23 Pro-Choice Summer 2021 Happy Hour Series at Anvil Bar & Refuge Local women-led organization I’ll Have What She’s Having — which unites chefs, hospitality professionals and physicians to raise health awareness and improve health care access — continues…

Openings and Closings: Concura Opens, NettBar Expands

Concura Italian Bites, 4340 Westheimer, opened August 17. The new restaurant is a project by Italian fashion and design consultant, Jessica Biondi, who hails from Fano, Marche in Italy. Biondi’s Italian heritage is inspiration for a menu that explores the less discovered regions of Italy and she has brought in executive…

Houston Texans 53-man Roster Prediction, Version 2.0

In a training camp with 50 new faces, it’s been somewhat difficult to discern who the frontrunners are for several of the roster spots for the 2021 Houston Texans. However, we are starting to hit some key milestones — first and second unofficial depth charts revealed, first preseason game in…

How Comfortable is Greg Abbott With His New Persona?

We have to hand it to him: With his border wall plans, no-mask mandates, Texas Legislature antics and all the rest of his recent political hijinks, Gov. Greg Abbott is proving to be more, let’s say, entertaining than we ever expected him to be. In fact, after a political career…

Been a Big Year for Big Ladies Who Can Kick Your Ass

One of the fun things about pop culture is the way it can help you find out things about yourself than you never really knew. For instance, the sheer number of people who started out as “ironic” My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fans and ended up deeply sincere furries…

HISD Trustees Vote to Give $500 to Each Fully Vaccinated Employee

As area school districts already open for the school year show increasing numbers of students and staff who’ve contracted COVID-19, Houston ISD Superintendent Millard House II has proposed giving $500 to every district employee who is fully vaccinated. At a special school board meeting today starting at 9 a.m., trustees…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Tacodeli Adds Dinner and Drinks

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: As Torchy’s Tacos celebrates its 15th anniversary, it’s hosting “15 Damn Good Giveaways.” Now through August 31, fans can enroll in the Taco Junkies Rewards Club for a chance to win one of the prizes, including 15…

Five Key Things From Rusty Hardin Firing Back at Tony Buzbee

In the heavyweight battle between the two lead attorneys in the Deshaun Watson legal saga, the one that’s been trying the case through the media, through Instagram, and through general public spectacle has been Tony Buzbee, the lead attorney for the 22 plaintiffs suing Watson for sexual misconduct in a…

Houston Concert Watch 8/18: Steve Earle, Kesha and More

Given rising COVID-19 case numbers in Harris County, I’ve decided to add streaming options back into this week’s list of concerts. Keep scrolling to see what’s on tap through the weekend. Also, if you haven’t already gotten your first vaccine, the county will pay you $100 to do so. Steve…

Thorn and Moon is a Witchy Piece of Home

The monthly Thorn and Moon Magickal Markets are bar-none my favorite spooky events in Houston. As I age into a sober elder goth who doesn’t have the hips to dance all the way through “This Corrosion” anymore, I appreciate the focus on community creativity and cottagecore atmosphere. Founder Jessica Anderson…

HISD Superintendent Stands Firm on Masks, But Says Stay Tuned

As Houston area COVID hospitalizations skyrocket to their highest point ever and involve an increasing number of children, effective this week, Houston ISD is requiring masks for everyone who enters one of the district’s facilities or rides one of its buses: students, parents and visitors. HISD is maintaining its mandate…

Worth The Wait: Blaggards Celebrate Their New Album Blagmatic

Houston’s Blaggards have been providing our city with their “stout Irish rock” for the past 17 years. Though it’s been 16 years since they released their last studio album, Standards, the band recently got back in the studio. Blaggards released their explosive new album Blagmatic earlier this month and will…

Siren Songs: Nobody’s Girl Releases First Full Length Album

In Greek mythology, the singing sirens would lure sailors to their sad fate with their sweet voices. Though Austin-based trio Nobody’s Girl could easily qualify as having alluring and mesmerizing vocals, their intentions for audiences are much less sinister. Nobody’s Girl was formed in 2017 by BettySoo, Grace Pettis and…

Human Snowball Nick Thune Rolls Into Houston

Nick Thune answered the requisite COVID question with a perfectly Nick Thune joke. Asked about performing stand-up comedy during the pandemic, he mentioned he’d done only a few shows this year ahead of his Velvet Loafers Tour, which began the last week of July with five shows in San Diego…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
CODA

Title: CODA Describe This Movie In One “Family Is Family” Lyric: KACEY MUSGRAVES: They own too much wicker and drink too much liquor You’d wash your hands of them, but blood’s always thicker Brief Plot Synopsis: High schooler charts own path while dealing with deaf family. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To…

What Are Andre Johnson’s Hall of Fame Chances in 2022?

The Pro Football Hall of Fame has seen players with the Houston Texans as part of their history discussed for induction, or in the case of someone like Ed Reed (and his tumultuous half season with the team in 2013) actually inducted. However, the Texans have never had someone viewed…

Zach Person Maps His Own Course to Music Stardom

When Zach Person was a student in Fort Bend County’s schools, he must have been an A student in geography class. The 24 year-old guitar phenom has drawn his own map to indie rock success and his skilled musical cartography will soon see him playing dates across Europe this fall…

Houston Concert Watch 8/11: Brad Paisley, Rise Against and More

Judge Lina Hidalgo last week raised Harris County’s COVID-19 threat level to from “significant” to “severe,” and she urged unvaccinated citizens to stay home. It’s a frustrating development, given the availability of vaccines and their proven efficacy at keeping folks out of the hospital. And then Tuesday it was announced…

A Day Devoted to Dining Out In Houston

We all have different ideas of a perfect day out and also with whom we want to spend an entire day. We have romantic dates with our significant others, kid-friendly experiences with our children and party nights with our pals. Then there are times you just need a friend. Just…

Head Cat Brian Setzer is Ready to Rumble on His Own

If you had to recreate the famous Iwo Jima banner-raising picture from World War II—but replace the soldiers with those who fly the flag for rockabilly music—Brian Setzer would be the guy on the ground planting the pole. Likewise, if you had to put four founding fathers on a Rockabilly…

Rise Against’s Joe Principe Talks New Album, Touring Again

“It was kind of like letting kids into a candy store,” bassist Joe Principe said of Rise Against’s first performance in almost two years. Two decades into their career, the seasoned punk rockers typically play venues with capacities in the thousands. But less than two weeks ago, the Chicago-based outfit…

Where Will Deshaun Watson Be Come Week 1 of the 2021 NFL Season?

Another Houston Texans practice brings another interesting twist in the ongoing saga between Deshaun Watson and his current employer (for now, at least). After nearly a whole week of padded practices and a scrimmage on Saturday where Watson was completely absent from those sessions, Watson showed up on the practice…

The Completely Insane Quest to Make an Alcoholism Vaccine

Vaccination has been on my mind a lot lately, mostly because I’ve been spending hours trying to tell people that ivermectin is not a substitute for a COVID vaccine. Even my own dad has bought into the lie that vaccination is some unsafe experiment being forced upon the populace. To…

The Box Tops Deliver a Letter to Houston

In many rock, blues, and country songs, written letters do not bring good or welcome news to the recipients. They usually carry messages about the death of a loved one, a dumping by a romantic partner, demands for payment or threats of retribution. But in 1967’s “The Letter” by the…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted:
The Suicide Squad

Title: The Suicide Squad Describe This Movie In One The Untouchables Quote: MALONE: Oh, what the hell. You gotta die of something. Brief Plot Synopsis: Supervillains might be super screwed. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 of Limp Bizkit’s third album out of 5. Tagline: “They’re dying to save the…

Houston’s Derrick Lewis Plans to Swang and Bang at UFC 265

The world’s top MMA association returns to Houston for UFC 265 on Saturday. The action packed event includes the Interim Heavyweight Championship bout between H-town’s own, Derrick “The Black Beast” Lewis and Ciryl “Bon Gamin” Gane. The hometown fighter is a hard-hitting brawler that shares the record of most UFC…

Betting Odds Lay Out Deshaun Watson’s Future Options

Deshaun Watson wants to get traded away from Houston as soon as possible. The Houston Texans want to trade Deshaun Watson, are listening to offers from teams around the league, and are willing to trade him for the right package. These are all things that we KNOW. What we don’t…

Biles Takes Bronze in Balance Beam After Surreal Olympics

After a surreal Olympics that saw the world’s most medaled gymnast on the sidelines for most of the women’s artistic gymnastics finals, Simone Biles returned to competition on Tuesday, taking bronze for her performance on the balance beam. While bronze would have been seen as a disappointment two weeks ago—many…

Who Are Locks To Make the 2021 Houston Texans?

There’s a term that NFL players use to describe the moment that the reality of being a professional football player hit them. It typically happens sometime in training camp of their rookie years, and the term is your “Welcome to the NFL Moment.” It’s typically a moment that involves something…

Long River Sessions Brings Houston Music Home

One of Houston’s newest, most promising video music series isn’t shot on a fancy soundstage in a TV studio. It’s not filmed in a chic arts gallery or a funky warehouse space. The series is called Long River Sessions and its episodes, featuring jam sessions by bands hand-selected to boast…

What’s Next For George P. Bush?

After former President Donald Trump ended his notable silence on the Texas Attorney General race last week and blessed Texas’ beleaguered incumbent AG Ken Paxton with his coveted endorsement for reelection, fans of the sport of Texas politics quickly turned their thoughts to Bush dynasty scion and current Texas Land…

Jodie Whittaker Only Got 74 Percent as Much Doctor Who

Jodie Whittaker, the first woman to play the lead in Doctor Who, has announced that she will be stepping down after the upcoming thirteenth season of six episodes and three specials leading to a finale next fall. The announcement also gave us our final episode count for the Thirteenth Doctor,…

Zamrock Doc Celebrates Spell of the WITCH

It seems that the 1970’s transmitted more musical styles into the public’s ears than any other in history: disco, punk, funk, new wave, heavy metal, reggae, glam, prog and the beginnings of rap. One genre that had a small but dedicated following is Zamrock. It originated in the country of…

Simone Biles Withdraws from Uneven Bars and Vault at Olympics

Houston’s Simone Biles is now officially not competing on the uneven bars and vault at the Tokyo Olympic Games. Withdrawing from these events in particular makes sense given the more thorough explanation that has since emerged about what sent the world’s most awarded gymnast into a tail spin during an…

Dave Koz Is Jazzed About Multiple Musical Projects

With Pandemic Times headed toward the year and a half mark, we are starting to see the tidal wave of new music—in all genres—from artists who have been cooped up in their homes and studios. Many acts have gotten out one record, but overachieving jazz saxophonist Dave Koz has recently…

The Emancipation of Evil-Lyn

Warning: Spoilers for Masters of the Universe: Revelation The new Netflix Masters of the Universe series surprised me in a lot of ways, but the biggest one was that I started to care a lot about Evil-Lyn. Played by Lena Headey, it’s definitely her show and one of the finest…

Simone Biles Owes Us Nothing

The decision of Simone Biles to pull herself out of both individual and team competition at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics shocked the world. Less shocking is how a young woman (and a Black woman at that) experiencing a mental health episode would be immediately demonized. Texas Deputy Attorney General Aaron…

Dusty Hill of ZZ Top Has Died

Dusty Hill, the bassist for and founding member of ZZ Top, has died. News broke of Hill’s passing Wednesday afternoon when bandmates Billy Gibbons and Frank Beard issued a statement, which read: “We are saddened by the news today that our compadre, Dusty Hill, has passed away in his sleep…

Hear It On The Hill: The Miller Summer Mixtape Series

Houstonians who grew up in the city can probably all recall a yearly field trip to the Miller Outdoor Theatre. Memories of warm spring days rolling down the large hill with your classmates in the busy area surrounded by The Museum of Natural Science, The Houston Zoo and Hermann Park are…

ROCO Weaves Musical Threads Throughout Upcoming Season

ROCO recently announced its 2021-22 season, which marks year number 17 for the organization to offer the most fun an audience can have with chamber and classical music. Centering around the theme of “Musical Threads,” the programming offers a well-rounded lineup of exciting world premieres, collaborations, and a continued exploration into Houston’s unique spaces.

Georgia James Tavern Opens Tonight

It’s always big news when one of Houston’s best chefs opens a new restaurant and the news can’t get much bigger than James Beard Award Winning chef Chris Shepherd’s debut of his new Georgia James Tavern at the luxury hi-rise Market Square Tower, smack dab in the middle of downtown…

Simone Biles Is Out of U.S. Team Competition in Tokyo [UPDATED]

Going into the Tokyo Olympics, we Houstonians were blithely certain that the most accomplished gymnast to ever come out of this town, 24-year-old Simone Biles would once again dominate the Women’s Gymnastics competition. But that assumption was upended Tuesday morning when Biles abruptly pulled out of the competition. The announcement…

Classic Rock Titans and Friends: Harrison and Clapton

One of rock and roll’s most enduring friendships was between George Harrison and Eric Clapton. From December 1964 when they first crossed paths during a Beatles Christmas show at London’s Hammersmith Odeon (Clapton was playing with the Yardbirds) up to Harrison’s 2001 death, the pair shared recording studios, concert stages,…

Fox News is Trying to Kill My Dad (And Probably Yours, Too)

I spent a very frustrating weekend trying to convince my father to go get vaccinated. He’s in his 70s with both multiple sclerosis and lymphoma. With the Delta Variant running through the unvaccinated population like a grim reaper that has discovered mechanized farming equipment, I decided the time was right…

First Look: The Chipper in Katy

The prairies of Katy might seem an unusual place for a British chip shop to land but in a strip center near Katy Mills Mall, The Chipper is bringing a taste of the British Isles to its residents. I was attending the opening of Howdy Homemade Ice Cream in Katy…

Growing Up Poor and the Art of Video Game Item Hoarding

Something comedian Robin Tran said has stuck hard with me: “I think there’s a lot of unexamined panic from fearing scarcity and it comes up in random ways, not using items in video games, not throwing away leftovers.” That sentence hit me like a train because I grew up poor…

Foghat Celebrates 50 Years of Fast Licks and Slow Rides

Roger Earl was all of 12 years old when he went through an experience that his tsk-tsking mother said affected his mental condition. That may have been true, but it also set him on a life and career path that, at age 75, he wouldn’t have traded for anything. “There…

Los Lobos Pay Tribute to Hometown Music on Native Sons

Though they’ve long billed themselves since their 1978 record debut as “just another band from East L.A.,” Los Lobos is anything but that common. Their inventive and groundbreaking mix of rock, soul, blues, R&B and surf—all wrapped in traditional Mexican, mariachi and norteña music—have garnered them fans not just in…

Home Of The Brave: Kory Quinn Celebrates His Latest Vinyl Release

Releasing an album is always a process that takes time, effort and thoughtful decision making. Now factor in the COVID-19 pandemic, limited opportunities to play live and the backed up vinyl plants all over the United States and it only becomes an even more complicated process. For singer-songwriter Kory Quinn’s…

Specialty Records Celebrates 75 Years of Rock History

While in his late twenties, Pittsburgh-area native Art Rupe decided he very much wanted to start a career in the entertainment industry—and ideally in the world of film. But he also had a lifelong love and deep passion for music, in particular gospel and R&B. So in 1945, he founded…

2021 Heisman Odds Have a Ton of Local Houston Intrigue

With each passing month in 2021, it’s somewhat refreshing to take a moment and be thankful that we aren’t in that same month from the previous calendar year, because chances are whatever activities or sports you are currently preparing to enjoy were somehow massively affected by COVID 12 months ago…

Ahoy, Matey! The Lone Star Pirate Festival Sets Sail Again

Whether the recent TikTok craze stirred your interest in sea shanties or you’ve been blowin’ th’ man down since you were a wee buccaneer, you’ll find riches galore in the rich tradition of seafaring music at the Lone Star Pirate Festival. The Jolly Roger sails over Warehouse Live Saturday, July…

Don’t Mourn Your Child Growing Up

There’s this parenting piece by Laurel Anne going on around on Facebook that’s been shared over seventy-thousand times about how you blink, and your children have already grown up. A sample: Whether you are enjoying where you are in motherhood today or not, don’t blink. Don’t wish for anything to…

Stages’ 2021-22 Season Complete With a New Managing Director

Fresh from her duties as managing director of Denver’s Curious Theatre Co., Katie Maltais will begin working as the new managing director of Stages and its theater complex The Gordy on August 1, sharing leadership duties  and a commitment to community outreach with Artistic Director Kenn McLaughlin. Her hiring the…

Bayou City Comic Con Looks to Start Small

Longtime Houston event organizer Ginger Simon is looking to enter the comic con game this fall, and her first attempt looks like it just might be small and notable enough to work. The Houston fan convention scene is in a tumultuous state, and it’s not just because COVID in general…

Candytopia: How Sweet It Is

When I first saw Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka sing “Come with me and you’ll be in a a world of pure imagination,” I was all in. The idea of edible candy mushrooms and “you can even eat the dishes” was the stuff of dreams. My little brothers and I,…

Jason Mraz and the Freeing Power of Pure Imagination

Lately when he sits at the piano to write or rehearse, Jason Mraz said he’ll often find himself playing the melody to “Pure Imagination,” the song from the 1970s film Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. There’s a line in the song which goes, “Anything you want to, do it…

Comicpalooza Returns, With Mandalorians and Lokis Galore

Fan conventions used to be the domain of — in the words of Grace from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off — geeks and dweebies (and to a lesser extent, wastoids and dickheads). Having attended gaming cons in the early ’80s, I can personally attest to the overwhelming unkempt white maleness of such…

Lauren Lakis Sculpts a Music Career

Lauren Lakis thought back to her first encounters with all things artistic. “I’m lucky because I had a mom who definitely encouraged all of that creative energy, as well as one of my mom’s sisters, my Aunt Marian — super encouraging in that regard. I mean, they had me with…

A Tale of Houston and Free Flying Through Space

Bruce McCandless II is the most famous man you probably don’t recognize despite having seen him thousands of times. That’s him above in one of the most iconic photographs ever taken during the space age. In the futuristic year of 1984, he did what no one ever had when he…

This Is The Way … To Comicpalooza 2021

Delta variant be damned, American (and Houston) are pushing to return to something resembling normalcy, and that means the return of our beloved Comicpalooza. The event was canceled last year, thanks to COVID, but returns in somewhat abbreviated fashion for 2021 (Saturday and Sunday only this year, with more outdoor…

Blues Rocker Mike Zito Testifies to the Resurrection

Though he lives roughly 93.2 miles east of our city in Nederland—itself roughly between Beaumont and Port Arthur—blues rock singer/guitarist Mike Zito has a soft spot for H-Town. Even if it might piss off some residents of yet another municipality a bit more northerly. “Houston is by far my favorite…

When Does Davis Mills Take Over as Texans’ QB?

In the NFL, the most intriguing topics surrounding any of the 32 teams typically revolves around the quarterback position. The Houston Texans certainly fall in line with that trend in 2021, largely for the wrong reasons. Deshaun Watson is one of the most pivotal figures in the league this coming…

Houston Symphony Names Next Music Director

The Houston Symphony’s Board of Trustees President John Rydman and Executive Director and CEO John Mangum today announced Juraj Val?uha as the Houston Symphony’s next Music Director. An internationally acclaimed conductor, he will begin his appointment at the launch of the Symphony’s 2022–23 Season as the fifth music director to hold the Houston Symphony’s Roy and…

Texas Author Invites Children to Sing with Selena

While she was not a native daughter of the Texas city, Corpus Christi has certainly claimed Selena Quintanilla—the late singer who has since become an icon—as a favorite daughter. Diana López was born and raised in Corpus Christi, and has now returned there after many years in San Antonio while…

The Seven Most Bizarre Shark Movies

Ever since Jaws defined the modern summer blockbuster, there’s been something about sharks that has bitten into the human mind and never let go. More than any other animal and even more than some monsters like vampires, sharks remain a go-to symbol of evil for aspiring (and hack) horror filmmakers…

Tacolandia Returns to The Water Works at Buffalo Bayou

With the help of presenting sponsor Mission Foods, the Houston Press is happy to announce the return of Tacolandia to The Water Works at Buffalo Bayou on October 16. Because of health restrictions caused by the pandemic, the Houston Press presented Tacolandia Truck Stop in January which allowed patrons to…

No, Live Music Isn’t Done at Rudz

Last spring, Rudyard’s invited Houston Press into “the living room of Montrose” to see some of its new furniture, specifically a revamped stage for the longtime bar, restaurant and entertainment venue. We met with owner Lelia Rodgers and she recalled some of the best music nights in the venue’s history…

Which Houston Sports GM Job Is the Best One?

When it comes to the jobs of these three general managers in town — Nick Caserio of the Houston Texans, James Click of the Houston Astros, and Rafael Stone of the Houston Rockets — each of the roles comes with different benefits and challenges. Caserio and Stone can probably have…

Jose Altuve Saves the Game and Loses His Shirt

It was a dumb internet rumor that, like so many conspiracies these days, mushroomed into opinions and investigations and QAnon-worthy online discussions.It wasn’t enough the Astros had been caught stealing signs assisted by the banging of trash can lids. It had to be worse. Thus began the theory that Jose…

The Will to Create in Bo Burnham: Inside

Bo Burnham: Inside debuted on Netflix the last day of May 2021. Viewers then spent all of June talking about the special — written, directed, filmed, edited and starring the comedian/musician — in mostly glowing terms. It’s now July and there’s no indication that interest in or discussion of the…

Astros Slowly Stretching Their Division Lead

If there were ever worries about the Astros in the AL West early this season, they seem to be fading. After a forgettable 2020 (in more ways than one), it was tempting to wonder if the Stros had the arms and the continued firepower to look like the team that…

The Power Of Pause: Nikki Lane Returns To Houston

The past year’s global change of pace even forced the highway queen herself, Nikki Lane, to slow her roll but now that live music is returning so is she, as she is scheduled to perform this Sunday at Warehouse Live. “I can’t wait to be back at my normal job and back…

Could the Rockets Wind Up with Cade Cunningham?

The month before the NBA Draft is rife with rumors about teams moving up or moving down, players rising and falling on draft boards. This year is certainly no different except that here in Houston we have a team drafting high enough and with enough needs to justify discussion. The…

FBI Investigating Claims That Harris County Constables Molested Female Deputies In Drunken Undercover Party Stings

An explosive federal lawsuit against Harris County Precinct One Constable Alan Rosen and two other department officials alleges that Rosen’s office routinely held undercover “bachelor party” stings between 2019 and 2020 during which female deputies “were molested and traumatized by their intoxicated male commanding officers for their own sexual gratification.”…

Best Bets: Lady Day, Sabrina, and Pancakes & Booze

We’re back with another list of best bets. Whether you want to watch theater from your couch or shovel pancakes in your face at a socially distanced party, we’ve got some suggestions of things to do this coming week. On July 2, the Catastrophic Theatre opened 30 Ways To Get…

Spanish Village Restaurant Will Close July 17

It’s been a Museum District fixture for nearly seven decades, serving its famous queso, margaritas and enchiladas since 1953. Spanish Village is the second oldest Mexican restaurant in Houston, coming in after Molina’s which opened in 1941. It has served as a gathering place for families celebrating milestones and for…

I Think COVID Might Have Irreparably Damaged Our Kids

Every Independence Day since my child was three, the Kid With One F has spent the night with my mother. Mum lives out on a big plot of land just outside Channelview where no one cares that the night will be filled with fireworks. Combined with my stepdad’s love of…

French Impressionism Stars in the MFAH Exhibit From Monet to Matisse

Though he was of German-Argentinian descent and educated in the United States at Harvard, author philanthropist Georges Bemberg (1915-2011) had a passion for France, French culture, and in particular Impressionist art cultivated during his many years of residency there. Before he died, he created The Bemberg Foundation that oversees the…

Texas Magic: The Flatlanders Release Treasure Of Love

If the past year has taught us anything at all it’s that we can always expect the unexpected to happen. For fans of the legendary Texas trio The Flatlanders, this year will bring a special treat in the form of a highly anticipated new album. Treasure of Love, due out…

5 Things A Metroidvania Needs

Metroidvania is a term used to describe a certain sub-genre of video games that mimic the style of Super Metroid and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. In general, they are non-linear, two-dimensional side-scrolling action games that have a focus on exploring a huge area that is unlocked with power-ups. I’ve…

Which Awful Houston Trade Has Aged The Worst?

When it comes to player movement over the last year, we’ve endured quite a bit of it in Houston. Of all the means by which players have moved in and out of the city over the last year, it’s clearly the trades made by two of the three major organizations…

Downtown Houston Streets Close For Sunday Fireworks

Houston’s Happy Fourth of July festivities — whether they come off or not depending on which weather forecast you believe — will require the closure of several streets which are listed below. In addition, according to a press release sent out Friday afternoon, unnamed roadways that are near these streets…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: The Forever Purge

Title: The Forever Purge Describe This Movie Using One Rick and Morty Quote: VENDOR: Oh, have you been here before? RICK: No, no, but I’ve been to a few planets with the same gimmick. You know, sometimes it’s called The Cleansing or The Red Time. There was this one world that…

Ranking What the Rockets Might Do at Number Two

After letting out a rather large exhale when the Rockets landed the second spot in this year’s NBA draft, team faithful set to wonder just who the team might take. While the draft is still a month away, there is no shortage of discussion on social media and message boards…

10 Fun Facts About Ivermectin, the COVID “Wonder Drug”

Ivermectin has been touted as the miracle cure to COVID-19 that is being actively suppressed by Big Pharma and the world’s governments. It’s become particularly popular with people who are against efforts to vaccinate the population against coronavirus. But what exactly is ivermectin? Let’s learn some fun facts together! 10…

Houston Concert Watch 6/30: NITE, Aaron Lewis and More

Happy Fourth of July, folks. Here’s hoping you find enjoy Independence Day find time to do something fun. Might we suggest a concert with friends? We’ve compiled some options for you below. NITE White Oak Music Hall – 1 July Based in Dallas, NITE comprises twin brothers Kyle and Myles…

How Many Houston Astros Will Be All Stars?

Coming into the season, perhaps the two most pressing questions for the Houston Astros centered around the two players who’ve been the centerpieces of the offensive uprising in 2021. First, Astro fans wanted to know “Was Jose Altuve’s abysmal 2020 an aberration, or is his $30 million per year contract…

A.D. Players Announces its 2021-22 Season

A.D. Players has announced its 2021-22 post-pandemic season and will kick things off in in early October with Ken Ludwig’s new play, Dear Jack, Dear Louise, which tells the story of how his parents got together during World War II. In the 2019-20 season, A.D. Players had great success in commissioning…

Free Britney, B*tch!

Oops!…she transcended the media again. Not with record breaking album sales or a titillating MTV VMA performance, but with a terrifying courtroom testimony in a watershed moment that exposed her grim reality under the inhumane treatment of her conservatorship helmed by her father Jamie Spears — the only snake wrapped…

Shifting Of Energy: DEM Roots Release New Single “Feng Shui”

Feng shui is the ancient Chinese philosophy and practice focused on creating physical areas revolving around the natural energy of the space in order to promote positivity and well-being. It takes into account the five elements in nature, colors, shapes and locations of physical objects in the environment and for…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: F9: The Fast Saga

Title: F9: The Fast Saga Describe This Movie Like Stefon from SNL: STEFON: New York’s hottest new club is “F9.” Director Justin Lin has gone *all out.* This place has everything: hot rods, motorcycles, child endangerment, throw-up music, beefy fisticuffs, and wish nonfulfillment. SETH: I’m sorry, “wish nonfulfillment?” STEFON: That’s…

Astros Are Destroying Teams During Win Streak

There was always a sense that a healthy Astros squad could do some damage at the plate and on the mound. Right now, the Astros are not fully healthy but they are leaving a trail of teams in their wake anyway. On Wednesday, the beat Baltimore 13-0, sweeping the series…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: A Tex-Mex Stalwart Celebrates 80 Years

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Chick’nCone, 1919 North Shepherd, has partnered with Houston rapper and restaurant regular Slim Thug to launch an off-menu fried chicken and waffle cone made with Slim’s sweet, savory, smoky and spicy ‘Hogg Life’ sauce. Experience it…

Elton John’s Yellow Brick Road Will End Near Houston

Sir Elton John didn’t become one of the 20th century’s legendary musicians from sheer, unequivocal talent alone. To become one of the top-selling solo artists of all time (one diamond, 38 platinum or multi-platinum and 26 gold albums, if you’re counting) takes some tenacity, too. The Rocket Man’s determination to…

Branagan Brews a Strong First Serving on Its New EP

Your favorite bands all started somewhere. They shook suburbia’s two-car garages, rented storage units or overtook abandoned warehouses to explore their sounds. Branagan is the only band we personally know which began its music journey in a roastery. From that unique setting, the Houston group has fittingly slow-roasted an intoxicating…

Chris Thomas King Writes Fiery Reassessment of Blues History and Meaning

Every so often, a music book comes along that challenges the work which precedes it, creates much discussion (and sometimes consternation), and causes both proponents and detractors to either reexamine or double down on long held beliefs. This book, by folk-blues-rap artist Chris Thomas King, certainly fits that description. Something…

Allen Hill Says “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!” to Love

Allen Hill has long been a staple and stalwart of the Houston live music scene, and a charter member of the Continental Club Mafia. That group of players known for switching among multiple (often cover) bands, and whose performance base is at the Midtown venue. However, Hill has begun stretching…

Ten Years Of Rolling The Bones: Shakey Graves Returns To Houston

For artists, their first album can be what launches them into the spotlight, be completely forgotten or land somewhere in between those two extremes. For Austin’s Alejandro Rose-Garcia, known as Shakey Graves, his first album Roll The Bones gradually snowballed him into a wider fan-base which has only continued to…

Project Veritas Releases Rogue Fox Reporter’s Secret Recordings

Folks hoping for some bombshell revelations from former local Fox 26 reporter Ivory Hecker were likely sorely disappointed by the video Project Veritas posted featuring her Tuesday night, unless they were already fans of the right-wing conspiracy group Hecker announced she was working with in her rogue diatribe during Monday’s…

Putting The L In LGBT: Julie Mabry’s Pearl Bar Is A True Gem

For Julie Mabry, owner of Pearl Bar, the struggle has been real. She runs one of less than two dozen lesbian bars still in operation in the United States. The pandemic did her no favors either. She fought – and won – to keep her rare bar open despite tremendous odds stacked against her business.

Houston Concert Watch 6/16: Sheryl Crow, Shakey Graves and More

Been pretty hot these days, hasn’t it Houston? Fortunately, there’s some rain in this weekend’s forecast, which should provide us with some relative cool and give our greenspace a bit of reprieve. Heatwaves and showers be damned, there’s plenty of music to be enjoyed. Keep scrolling to see both in-person…

Tropical Depression or Storm Could Form in the Gulf This Week

Hurricane season officially opened on June 1 and we’ve already had one named tropical storm (Ana) with two more possibly on the way. A depression, possibly soon to be named Tropical Storm Bill, is off the North Carolina coast and is little threat to land. But, Claudette could be next,…

Loki is the Doctor Who Gallifrey Story I Always Wanted

The latest Marvel series Loki is, well, marvelous. Like WandaVision, it’s less about flashy superheroics and more of a character study of one the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s most nuanced villains as he transforms into anti-hero. It’s also exactly what I’ve been hoping to see in Doctor Who for more than…

Lowrider Love Celebrates the Sweet Sounds of Oldies But Goodies

The music biz is certainly no stranger to spotlighting intense love affairs (we’re looking at you, Taylor and her Swifties). But there’s an especially hot one going on now between record collectors and reissue labels. Whether repping major artists and catalogs (Rhino, Sony Legacy, UMe) or more focused and esoteric…

Five Nights at Freddy’s Creator Defends Anti-LGBT Political Donations

Scott Cawthon, the Houston-born/Austin-based creator of the hit horror game series Five Nights At Freddy’s, is a major donor to Republican politicians. Records from Open Secrets show that since 2015 he has made $42,204 in contributions, almost all of them to Republican candidates. The sole exception is former Hawaii Representative…

Origin of Species: Handsomebeast Becomes Astro Inn

According to Darwin, every beast is subject to evolution, even a Handsomebeast. As a unique, musical specimen from Houston, the band formed more than a decade ago. It grew and thrived, the result of its own natural selection of guitar-driven funk rock delivered in titillating doses to adoring fans. But,…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: In The Heights

Title: In the Heights Describe This Movie In One Life is Worth Losing Quote: GEORGE CARLIN: That’s why they call it the American Dream: because you have to be asleep to believe it. Brief Plot Synopsis: There are eight million stories in the naked city, here are two (or three) of them…

The Way-Too-Early Houston Texans 53 Man Roster Prediction

I had a chance to attend two of the Houston Texans recent OTA sessions in person, and my overriding feeling while standing there (in a steam bath) watching this version of the franchise prepare themselves for the upcoming season was “This just feels so weird.” For reasons we all know,…

Houston Gardening: After the Rain Has Gone

Houston has had a tough year weather-wise. Though we didn’t have a major flood or hurricane in 2020, we had an unprecedented hard freeze in mid-February 2021 that damaged a lot of our landscaping and numerous citrus trees. But our gardens bounced back and some plants actually flourished, renewed with…

Dende Explores What Makes A Happy Man

Thoughts can often be isolating. People frequently think themselves into a corner of self doubt fueled by doom scrolling through their social media accounts where everyone else seems to have it all together. This is the main concept running through Houston artist’s Dende new album A Happy Man. Dende will…

A Trio of Texas Authors Take on the Many Myths of the Alamo

It is, likely, the most cherished and entrenched story in Texas history. How in late February/early March of 1836, heroic Texas defenders including marquee names like Davy Crockett, Jim Bowie, and William Barret Travis fought a pitched but losing battle inside an old Spanish mission against a bloodthirsty and overwhelming…

The Real Deal: Charley Crockett Returns To Houston

Some country artists sing songs and tell tall tales of their lives and the lives of others, creating a mythical cloud around their onstage personas. This is not the case with Charley Crockett who in his long career for a young man, has proved that he is the absolute definition…

Openings and Closings: Agnes Cafe Debuts, Soto Opens Quietly

Agnes Cafe & Provisions, 2132 Bissonet, will open June 8 for breakfast and lunch with dinner service to come later in the month. The Mediterranean-inspired concept comes from Molly Voorhees, President of Beck’s Prime and The Chocolate Bar, and longtime friend, Carolyn Dorros, Executive Vice-President of Wolff Companies. The two…

Four Observations From Attending Houston Texans OTAs

No general manager in the NFL this offseason has produced more transactions than Texans general manager Nick Caserio, and it’s not even close. At last count, the number was approaching nearly 100 moves of various types since taking over the GM role back in January, so he is on pace…

Flooding Threat to Continue Into Early Next Week

On Thursday afternoon, another round of thunderstorms rumbled through the Houston area bringing upwards of two inches or rain per hour amidst a flurry of downpours that stretched from south Texas to western Louisiana. All we can tell you is, get used to it. A slow moving disturbance in the…

Houston Music Vets Take a Murderus Turn

The legendary Italian film director Dario Argento once likened art to a serpent, “always shedding its skin, always changing. And it will always come back. It can’t be hidden away like the guilty secrets we try to keep in our subconscious,” he famously said. The horror auteur wasn’t talking about…

AstroWorld Fan Shuts Down Homophobe in Awesome Way

Happy Pride Month. Would you like to see a ridiculous homophobe get absolutely owned by a woman in an AstroWorld hoodie? Me too! The person screaming in this Tik Tok uploaded by boilyourbottoms is known as Sister Cindy Smock. She and her husband, Brother Jed, travel around to various college campuses…

Houston Texans QB Matchups In 2021 Are Surprising On Paper

Most NFL seasons, you can forecast, with some degree of certainty, a team’s overall success by the quality of their starting quarterback play. It’s the most important position in the most popular team sport in our American sports landscape for a reason — great teams are typically skippered by great…

Blackberry Smoke Have Georgia On Their Minds

Like pretty much all active touring and recording musicians during the past nearly 15 months, Charlie Starr found himself at home a lot more than usual. And also like a lot of musicians, the Blackberry Smoke vocalist used the forced quarantine as a time to write new music. But he…

Chris Shepherd: Cheeseburgers and CBD

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Superchef! Yes, Chris Shepherd is making news again with not only a new burger concept but also a CBD cocktail collaboration with Bayou City Hemp Co. Underbelly Burger was announced May 28 after much speculation about what the new casual…

More Heavy Rain, Potential Flooding to Start June

June 1 is the official opening of hurricane season. But, the Gulf Coast doesn’t need a hurricane for flooding. Just over a week ago, parts of southeast Texas and southwestern Louisiana received as much as 20 inches of rain over the course of a week, creating flash flooding and pushing…

Is the Marvel Cinematic Universe on the Road to Secret Wars?

As the next phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe gets properly underway with a combination of movies and television shows, the big question is what will the next Endgame look like. Who will be the new Thanos, a cosmic threat that gathers all our heroes together for a massive fight…

Right-Wing Voting Limits Killed By Texas House Democrats

Instead of enjoying Memorial Day weekend, Texas lawmakers have been working through the night in a sprint to push forward several big-ticket bills before the legally-mandated closing time of the 2021 legislative session at 11:59 p.m. Monday. Most notably, the Republican-majority Legislature is still on track to send a sweeping…

Mercy, Mercy, She: A Famous Groupie’s Wild Child Story

In the late ‘60s and early ‘70s, Mercy Fontenot was anything but a shrinking violet. In her alter ego as “Miss Mercy” — sporting distinctive raccoon eye makeup and dressed in layers of flowing gypsy clothes of lace, leopard prints, and feathers (usually purchased at local thrift shops) — she…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Cruella

Title: Cruella Describe This Movie In One Reservoir Dogs Quote: MR. BLONDE: Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite? Brief Plot Synopsis: London’s fashion scene is all bark, some bite. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 pairs of albino African endangered rhino slippers out of…

Styx Rocks Again While Heading (on Purpose!) into a Crash

It’s 8:30 a.m. in Houston when Lawrence Gowan calls from his home in Toronto, Canada, which is a decidedly un rock-and-roll time for an interview. And even more so when the singer/keyboardist for Styx says he’s been up since 6:30 a.m. EST, already completed another interview, and run down the…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Get Double Stacked at Hopdoddy

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary happenings: Hopdoddy Burger Bar has announced its June Burger of the Month: The Double Stack Comeback. The heaping double-decker burger comes stacked sky high with two Certified Piedmontese burger patties, cheese, special Alabama comeback sauce, lettuce, pickles…

If They “Prove” Biden Cheated, He’d Still Be President

I’ve never been particularly worried about the audit happening in Arizona helmed by the Cyber Ninjas. After multiple, real audits of the ballots by reputable government sources, there are only two possibilities. One, Cyber Ninjas would do the job right and prove the election was legit or two, they would…

Astros Facing Key Stretch at Difficult Moment

After putting together a handful of solid series against AL west competitors and climbing back into the ranks of the leaders of the division, the Astros coughed up a sweep to the lowly Texas Rangers in Arlington over the weekend. Not only did it drop them back in the standings,…

Evolving Together: Say Girl Say Lets Their Hair Down

One of the major takeaways from the collective experience of the past year is that change is hard. Evolution itself takes millions of years to present. Luckily for Houston duo Say Girl Say and their fans, the development of their second album took significantly less time. Let My Hair Down…

Opinion: You Can’t Explain Abortion to Conservatives

“I’m going to need Governor Greg Abbott at some point to look directly into a camera and say, ‘I support a 13-year-old being forced to carry her grandfather’s baby to term.’” I was really proud of myself when I thought up that line above. For me, nothing better encapsulated the…

Four New Major Revelations In Deshaun Watson Legal Drama

Over the last year and change, no team in sports has experienced more weirdness, with seemingly all of it detrimental, than the Houston Texans. Making Bill O’Brien the general manager of the team was weird. Virtually every decision made by O’Brien was weird (and bad). The whole Jack Easterby ethos…

Miller Outdoor Theatre Hosts ’70s Philly Soul Throwback Show [UPDATED]

If asked to name a well-known and successful Soul/R&B record label of the ‘60s and ‘70s, most people would blurt out “Motown,” while others might go grittier with “Stax.” But it’s the third leg of that sonic stool—Philadelphia International—that often gets over looked. The label founded by producers/songwriters Kenny Gamble…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Army Of The Dead

Title: Army of the Dead Describe This Movie In One (Bastardized) “The Hollow Men” Quote: T.S. ELIOT: This is the way the world ends, Not with a bang, but a beej Brief Plot Synopsis: When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will hit the buffet. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The…

Bon Jovi Rocks The Drive-In This Weekend

Walter Kinzie has vivid memories of the first concert he ever attended. He spoke about it with fondness and a sense of awe that seems to have never diminished despite the years and his many experiences around celebrities and big-name music artists. “My first concert ever was Asleep at the…

5 Ways Homeowners Can Get Ready for Hurricane Season Right Now

Hurricane season begins on June 1 and, by all accounts, it is expected to be a busy season. Perhaps not 2020 busy when a record number of storms was recorded, but more active than normal according to the latest predictions from the National Hurricane Center. Living along the Gulf Coast…

Dub Miller Heads to Houston from the Hill Country

When it’s time to place a call to Texas singer/songwriter/guitarist Dub Miller at the appointed interview time, a recording says that the number is unavailable. He quickly calls back about 30 seconds later, but wonders aloud if others calling him get the same message. “It could be Willie Nelson calling…

Ten Years of Jim Crane: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

I saw this tweet on social media a few days ago, and all I could think was “Man, a decade flies by before you know it”: It’s been ten years since Jim Crane purchased the Houston Astros from Drayton McLane, and if you recall, that $680 million sale price noted…

In Vino Veritas: National Wine Day May 25 [Update]

We don’t need excuses to drink wine but National Wine Day is May 25 and that’s as good a reason as any to imbibe some juice de Bacchus. For even more incentive, Houston restaurants and wine bars are offering wine specials from great deals to wallet-emptying wine dinners. We have…

Rockets End Dismal Season: Four Thoughts

The Rockets fell to the Atlanta Hawks on Sunday as the season ended with a quiet but sickening thud. With franchise-shaping trades, unprecedented injury issues and a mixture of young, promising talent (nevermind a rookie season for both coach and GM), the Rockets enter the 2021 offseason after one of the…

George Strait Will Close Out RODEOHOUSTON in 2022

The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo today announced that George Strait (“Amarillo By Morning,” “Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind?” “Love Without End, Amen”) will close out the 2022 run with a concert only performance on Sunday, March 20, 2022. This will be Strait’s 31st RODEOHOUSTON performance and marks…

Op Ed: Our Leaders Can’t Leave Houston Tenants Behind

When my family and I moved to Texas from Honduras seven years ago, we envisioned a place where we and our one-year old son could achieve our dreams. Yet the past year has challenged us in ways we never expected. Some of these circumstances were beyond anyone’s control. But others…

5 Things I Hated About Resident Evil: Village

For the record, I think Resident Evil: Village is utterly brilliant. It’s terrifying, fun to play, and certainly breathing new life into a franchise that has been limping along on nostalgia for a decade. The thing is, when a game is really, really good, it actually makes the flaws even…

Tonight’s Performance of Fatherland at The Gordy Rescheduled

Stages theater has just announced that because of the threat of severe weather in the Houston area, tonight’s performance of Fatherland by Candice D’Meza has been rescheduled until Saturday June 5. The digital production, which premiered during Stages, 4th annual Sin Muros: A Latinx Theater Festival, will be viewed by…

Is Gov. Abbott Willing to Give Up Power to Hold Onto His Job?

The Lone Star State’s coronavirus response has been a lopsided battle between Gov. Greg Abbott — who’s wielded his executive powers to issue a statewide mask mandate and business restrictions — and local officials like Houston Mayor Sylvester Turner and Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo, who were blocked by the…

Folake Olowofoyeku Dances Into the Light

In her youth, Folake Olowofoyeku danced behind closed doors, hidden from her family and friends, those who may never have suspected just how badly she desired to express herself through art. That was a world away ago in Lagos, Nigeria and years before her acting career led her to the…

Ranking the Houston Texans 2021 Road Trips For Fans

Back in the day, before I started doing the postgame show for the Houston Texans on Texans Radio, my then-girlfriend-now-wife Amy and I would travel to a couple of Texans road games each season. Some of our best memories as a couple are, depending on the stadium, either cavorting with…

Live Nation To Open New Music Venue At Post HTX In November

A new music venue dubbed The Terminal is scheduled to open at POST Houston this November, Live Nation Entertainment announced today. Formerly the Barbara Jordan Post Office, POST Houston played host to the now-defunct Day For Night Festival in both 2016 and 2017. Live Nation Entertainment says the venue will…

The Houston Press Scores Two Wins in Regional First Amendment Awards

Houston Press contributor Craig Malisow has received two first place awards in the First Amendment Awards competition sponsored by the Fort Worth chapter of the Society of Professional Journalists. The journalism contest covered publications in Texas and Oklahoma. Malisow won in the Business News category of the large print/online division…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Spiral

Title: Spiral Describe This Movie In One WarGames Quote: JOSHUA: Shall we play a game? Brief Plot Synopsis: Crackpot concocts clever contraptions, killing crooked cops. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 Shrimp Scampi out of 5. Tagline: “From the Book of Saw.” Better Tagline: “Must be an Old Testament book.” Not So…

Alcohol-To-Go From Texas Restaurants Is Now Legal For Good

Over a year after Gov. Greg Abbott allowed Texas restaurants to sell booze-to-go with takeout and delivery food orders, a new law signed by Abbott Wednesday made that temporary pandemic-inspired change the permanent law of the land. Much to the delight of Texan restaurateurs (and state alcohol aficionados who’d rather…

Houston Arboretum Opens Slightly Feral Playscape

The Houston Arboretum is by far my favorite place in the city since Wilde Collection burned down, so I’ve been watching with eager anticipation as they slowly finished the giant new playscape they have been working on for what seems like forever. It finally went public this week, and it’s…

Finding Balance: Katie Rushing Sets Sparrow Free

Who hasn’t stopped at some point to admire the petite and scrappy sparrows that hop around our lawns? Houston artist Katie Rushing has done just that and the little, common bird has inspired the title of her latest album Sparrow. Sparrow is available for streaming now and for pre-order on…

Five Thoughts: Houston Texans’ 2021 Schedule Revealed

The prognostications for the Houston Texans’ 2021 season have been far from sparking. Every set of early power rankings that I’ve seen has the Texans as the 32nd best team in the league. Every early mock draft for the 2022 NFL Draft has the Texans picking first overall. Las Vegas…

Rockets Long Time TV Announcer Bill Worrell Retires

“You friends with Bill?” The question came as a bit of a surprise to me. I was at the Toyota Center for a game waiting for long time announcer Bill Worrell for a part of an interview I was doing with him. Minding my own business, swiping through my phone,…

Not Getting Vaccinated Isn’t Freedom

When discussing things with the vaccine-hesitant, there are several different tracks that the conversation can take. One is where it devolves into a conversation about freedom, sometimes even appropriating the language of the pro-choice movement with “my body, my choice.” This is very frustrating because willfully choosing to not get…

Rockets Have 13 Players on Their Injury Report

The Rockets were not going to be a very good team this year had they been healthy, but their struggles with injuries have only added to the misery of the league’s worst 16-win team. With only a handful of games remaining, this sad chapter in Houston basketball will soon be…

Air Yordan Returns in Win Over New York

After a couple of tough losses in the Bronx this week amid boos and jeers only generated by New Yorkers, the Astros beat the Yankees 7-4 in the series finale thank to the long-ball. Jose Altuve hit what would be the game winning three-run dinger on his thirty-first birthday and…

Houston Chamber Choir Summons Patron Saint of Music in Season Finale

The Houston Chamber Choir will perform “A Time to Draw Closer” on May 9. Apollo Chamber Players will join the Choir for this performance. The concert will include the world premiere of a work by noted Houston composer Mark Buller to celebrate the choir’s 25th anniversary.The three-movement work relates to the legend of St. Cecilia,…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined Wrath Of Man

Title: Wrath of Man Describe This Movie Using One Simpsons Quote: BART: He’s like some sort of non-giving up, [truck]….guy Brief Plot Synopsis: Still no honor among thieves. Bummer. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 burritos out of 5. Tagline: n/a Better Tagline: “Seriously, is a Spy sequel too much to ask?” Not So…

Yusef Lateef’s Worldwide Jazz Journey Reissued on Vinyl

As vinyl continues its unlikely resurgence for a music media format, audiophiles are drooling over their turntables (though likely quick to wipe it off) at the hundreds of albums — many out of print for decades — being reissued. And not just like they were originally. Many are coming out…

Extremely Early Houston Texans Guide to the 2022 NFL Draft

The 2021 NFL Draft is done, the Deshaun Watson legal saga rolls on amidst two weeks of silence, and the Houston Texans are currently staring at a quarterback depth chart consisting of Tyrod Taylor, Ryan Finley, and rookie Davis Mills for the 2021 season. If things break as they’re expected…

The Fight Against Trans Athletes is Also Misogyny

This week, the Texas House Committee on Public Education dealt what might be a fatal blow to a bill that would have mandated trans athletes compete only in sports that corresponded to the gender they were assigned at birth. The bill was voted down by the committee, leaving it unlikely…

The Weird Wunsche Graveyard in the Shadow of I-45

In a city that is well known for treating history like it’s a rotting tree stump in need of dynamiting to build as sweet-ass dirt bike ramp, I have a particular fondness for graves. Specifically, the ones that somehow endure in strange places when all sense says they should have…

Weighing the Floor and Ceiling of the Rockets’ Kevin Porter, Jr.

The sky’s the limit. That is something you often hear in sports about young, up-and-coming players. It’s hyperbole, obviously, but it is typically a reflection of the raw talent that young player possesses. Where he goes from there is unpredictable. For the Rockets, they are fortunate to have at least…

Houston Concert Watch 5/5: Sarah Jaffe, Molly Tuttle and More

This week, one of Houston’s favorite cover bands will perform an outdoor concert, a Texas native will bring her introspective folk-turned-pop ballads to The Heights Theater, and the godfather of psychobilly will perform solo at the House Of Blues. Still don’t feel comfortable seeing live music in-person? No sweat. We’ve included a…

The Art Car Parade Rolls In Differently This Year

The Houston Art Car Parade has been a yearly tradition since 1988 and one of the city’s most festive and eclectic celebrations of artists in the community. Every year the much anticipated event is sandwiched into a fun weekend where art cars can be seen cruising all around Houston’s busy…

Danny Zelisko Promotes His Own Backstage Story in Memoir

In a career spanning 45+ years as a concert promoter, Danny Zelisko estimates that he’s put on about 12,000 shows around the country. But the average entertainment consumer likely doesn’t know what a “concert promoter” does any more than what the tasks of a “recording engineer” or “key grip” are…

Four Thoughts on the Houston Texans’ 2021 NFL Draft

Throughout the Texans’ very turbulent and strange offseason, we have speculated as to how exactly general manager Nick Caserio would attack the NFL Draft, his first as the man in charge of an NFL roster construction, or maybe RECONSTRUCTION is the more appropriate description for the Texans’ situation. If free…

NFL Draft, Day 1 — Four Winners, Four Losers

For the Houston Texans and their fan base, the 2021 NFL Draft really begins tonight, with the 67th overall pick, the third pick of the third round. However, for most of the rest of the NFL, the draft festivities began last night with the first round of the draft. Five…

Troubadour Bob Bradshaw Leaves a Light On in New Record

The world of the theater has a long history of traditions and superstitions (we’re thinking of you, “The Scottish Play”). But one that’s taken on more prominence and meaning during the pandemic is the story of “the Ghost Light.” Usually a single illuminated electric bulb at the top of a…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Without Remorse

Title: Without Remorse Describe This Movie In One Clerks Quote: VIDEO CUSTOMER: Ooh, Navy SEALS! Brief Plot Synopsis: Grieving widower kills and kills again. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 1.5 Castle Wolfensteins out of 5. Tagline: “From the author of Rainbow Six.” Better Tagline: “We committed to two movies and here we…

Policing Reform in Houston Kicks Into the Next Gear

Effective immediately by executive order of Mayor Sylvester Turner, body camera footage from all police-involved shootings which involves a display of excessive force or the death of someone in custody, will be made public within 30 days. However, to the expected disappointment of many in the community, that change in…

Houston: How Does Your Garden Grow?

The month of April is nearly over. After the devastating freeze in February, Houston has seen even more unusual weather with cooler-than-normal temperatures and a mix of wind, storms and dry spells through the past two months. However, a look around the Bayou City’s neighborhoods shows the resiliency of nature…

A Family Affair: Vodi Will Perform At White Oak Music Hall

Houston’s music community is as large as the city itself, but for those paying attention there are musicians and bands that in a pre-pandemic time, would continuously pop up on lineups around town. One of those groups, Vodi, will perform on Friday, April 30 at White Oak Music Hall, as…

New Report Shows Anti-Jewish Vandalism In Texas Rose 53 Percent In 2020

Amid the COVID-19 pandemic, harassment and attacks against Jewish U.S. residents continued at near-record levels according to the Anti-Defamation league. In its annual report on antisemitism across the United States, ADL announced Tuesday that it recorded 2,024 cases of anti-Jewish assault, harassment or vandalism that occurred in 2020. While the…

Console Woes Could Mean a Growing Gaming Wealth Gap

I got a PlayStation 5, but I’m still really unhappy with how I did. Originally, I was going to use part of my first stimulus check in 2020 to set-up a pre-order for the system at GameStop like I did with my PS4. Delays in getting that check meant I…

Some Houston Signmaker is Really Mad at President Biden

Random sentiments plastered to wrong way signs by our more… exuberant residents are pretty common in Houston. Most of them are trying to sell you sham health insurance or buy your diabetic strips. However, one person has gone the extra length to cover the city in one angry screed: BIDEN…

This Could Be a Very Complicated Season for the Astros

On Saturday, with only one out down, the last starter the Astros added to their rotation before the season started, Jake Odorizzi, left the game with tightness in his forearm. Kent Emanuel, a 29-year-old rookie stepped in and pitched the REST of the game giving up only two runs in…

Vegas Forecasts Texans As NFL’s Worst Team For 2021

I know it doesn’t feel like it at this very moment, but someday the football news in this town will shift away from Deshaun Watson’s legal troubles and over to actual football. Probably sometime after next week’s NFL Draft and before training camp, but I swear, it IS going to…

Hero’s Return: Hyro The Hero Comes Home

For more than a dozen years, Hyro The Hero has been on a journey that’s whisked him from southeast Houston to places across the globe. Like a modern-day Odysseus, he’s fought to get respect and notoriety. Hyro’s chosen battlefield is the treacherous music industry and he’s been victorious thanks to…

Never Mind The ‘Rona, Here Are Your 2021 Oscar Picks

It’s been a weird movie year (been a weird everything year, if we’re being honest), with dozens of big budget films pushed from 2020 release to this year or beyond and studios leveraging streaming services to do small screen rollouts, some (Godzilla vs. Kong) more successful than others (Mulan). But…

TINA: HBO Tells the Story of an Icon, One Last Time

Who’s going to tell the makers of TINA that as its legendary subject recounts a harrowing experience of fleeing her abusive ex-husband by running across a Dallas freeway, the film’s accompanying stock footage shows Downtown Houston – not our little sister town? Or at least that, unlike plenty of Ike…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Boys From County Hell

Title: Boys From County Hell Describe This Movie Using One Lost Boys Quote: GRANDPA: One thing about living in [Six Mile Hill] I never could stomach: all the damn vampires. Brief Plot Synopsis: Sure and that’s a fine coffin ye got there. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 pints out…

Listen To The Radio: KTRU Celebrates 29th Annual Outdoor Show

College radio has a long tradition of being a platform for music lovers and artists who wouldn’t necessarily get radio play on mainstream stations. For years, they have served as a great way to expose and educate listeners on non commercial music, in turn inspiring younger artists with new sounds…

Prison Rape Jokes About Derek Chauvin Aren’t Funny

Derek Chauvin has been formally convicted of murdering Houstonian George Floyd during his tenure in the Minneapolis Police Department. On Tuesday, the jury found him guilty on all counts. Chauvin’s bail was revoked, and he was remanded into custody. He will be sentenced roughly eight weeks from now and faces…

UH Opens New Interactive Art Display to Talk About the Police

In the aftermath of Derek Chauvin’s conviction for murdering Houstonian George Floyd, the subject of what it means to interact with the cops has never been timelier. Enter Brooklyn artist Shaun Leonardo, who will be presenting a piece called “Your First Interaction With Police” at the University of Houston main campus…

Who Do Houston Texan Fans Blame For This Mess?

For the first time in over a month, I think we can look back at the previous week and all of the legal happenings surrounding Deshaun Watson, and say “OK, things seem to be settling down a little bit.” Don’t get me wrong, there is still a long way to…

Bongzilla Picks a Particularly Brilliant 4/20 Song

When it comes to selecting a weed-centric song of particular brilliance, few people are as qualified as Mike “Muleboy” Makela to offer a primo selection. Makela is the frontman for Bongzilla, the legendary Wisconsin stoner metal band. Their albums, with titles like Gateway and Amerijuanican, have exalted on high the…

Openings and Closings: Tres Amigos Arrives, Julep Returns

Tres Amigos Cafe y Cantina, 3402 N. Shepherd, will open April 22 in the space which formerly housed Shepherd Park Draught House. The new restaurant comes from Delicious Concepts Restaurant Group. It’s the vision of CEO Ken Bridge who got the idea years ago when he approached his friends Stewart…

Rockets Tech Game Strong in Block of Ransomware Attack

On the floor, the Houston Rockets might not be very good right now. In fact, they are possibly the worst team in the NBA. But off the floor, in the bowels of the Toyota Center inside what we imagine are windowless concrete rooms filled with nerds drinking orange soda surrounded…

Bluesman Chris Cain Raises His Profile with Alligator Debut

In the Christian Bible, the Story of the Nativity mentions the Three Kings. And in the Holy Book of the Blues there is another troika of monikered monarchs: the Kings named B.B., Albert, and Freddie. Contemporary blues singer/guitarist Chris Cain was fortunate enough to meet, open for, and/or befriend all…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: In The Earth

Title: In the Earth Describe This Movie Using One Day of the Triffids Quote: TOM: Keep behind me. There’s no sense in getting killed by a plant. Brief Plot Synopsis: Flora flusters fauna. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 2 Mark Wahlbergs out of 5. Tagline: “Nature is a force of evil.” Better…

#HoustonSports: Astros Star Players Land on Injured List

It wasn’t bad enough that the Astros had lost four straight and their starting pitching was behaving like it needed to be home early given the lack of innings they are putting up, but the team announced Wednesday that five players including Jose Altuve, Alex Bregman, Yordan Alvarez, Martin Maldonado…

Wanted: A Full-Time Food Editor For the Houston Press

The Houston Press has an immediate opening for a journalist with a sophisticated understanding of food and the skill to write about it in an engaging way. The food editor directs the Press’s restaurant industry coverage, recruits and manages freelance writers, assigns and edits stories, writes daily food posts and…

Houston’s Largest Mural Brings Attention To Food Insecurity

A mural, curated by Street Art for Mankind, is now on full display at Hampton Inn by Hilton’s 5-story, 250-foot wall, located on the back of the property situated on Crawford Street between Rusk Street and Capitol Street. It’s the largest mural in the city, and it has an even larger story behind it.

A.J. Hinch Deserved a Hero’s Welcome at Minute Maid

Cheating sucks. There, we said it. In fact, we’ve said it plenty of times before in this space. What the Astros did back in 2017 on their way to the first World Series win in Houston history was an embarrassment. Period. Full stop. But, when A.J. Hinch returned to Minute…

Revisiting Resident Evil 7 Ahead of Village

I was obsessed with Resident Evil as a teenager to the point that I got into at least one screaming argument with my brother over a plot point in a spin-off novel (Caliban Cove, represent). As the series moved away from its survival horror roots into a more military tactical…

Hurricane Forecasters Predict Another Busy Season – 4 Thoughts

As Houston winter weather (i.e. cool-ish temperatures) gives way to spring, the flowers start blooming, everything looks green again and the first forecasts of the Atlantic hurricane season begin hitting the web. For sports fans, think of these as early mock drafts, but with significantly more science. The first of…

Invincible: Animated Series Challenging Our Idea of Superheroes

Invincible is Amazon’s new animated superhero show based on The Walking Dead co-creator Robert Kirkman’s comic book of the same name. Sidestepping the traditional approach, Invincible attempts to portray what superheroes would be like in real life and how terrifying it would be to live in a world where you…

Beautiful Grit: Black Lung Lucy Album Release

Shakespeare’s love sick Juliet famously philosophized, ‘What’s in a name?’ It was her belief that a name did not provide the actual characteristics of the noun, but in the case of Black Lung Lucy, the name packs a punch. “She seems like a cool chick,” says Black Lung Lucy singer…

Happy Hour by the Bay: Pier 6 and Bayview Duck

In April 2020, we were all still reeling from the daily bombardment of bad news about the coronavirus epidemic with no idea the actual toll it would take on us over the next year. Most of us did not expect that hundreds of thousands of lives would be lost to…

Controversial “Arab Murder Simulator” Coming to Consoles

Six Days in Fallujah, a game that is being referred to as an “Arab murder simulator,” is being released on consoles after years of controversy and backlash. Games where American soldiers kill endless waves of Arab enemy combatants are nothing new, and even make up some major franchises like Call…

Ric Lee Still Drumming Away 55 Years After

For more than a year now, musicians unable to play live shows have been forced to use virtual venues, performing everything from solo acoustic shows filmed with a shaky iPhone to full-blown professionally shot band concerts on large stages. It also means that Ric Lee, drummer for classic rockers Ten…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Moffie

Title: Moffie Describe This Movie Using One Monty Python’s Flying Circus Quote: COLONEL: It’s a pig’s life — *man’s* life — in the modern Army. Brief Plot Synopsis: Gay South African teen has less pleasant time in the military than most. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3 Gomer Pyles out…

Indie Trio Getters Debuts New Single “Blindsided”

This week, indie trio Getters debuted its latest single “Blindsided.” The Houston outfit’s third release of 2021 marks the halfway point to its first proper EP, We Are Getters, which will be available for purchase and streaming on June 25. Comprising vocalist Christopher Goodwin, guitarist Jerry Nettles and drummer Micah…

Please Get Vaccinated, Don’t Take Horse Dewormer

The anti-vaccination crowd has found a new way to maybe get people killed. Goodbye, hydroxychloroquine. Hello ivermectin, a horse dewormer. The drug began circulating in goonybird rhetoric last December as a possible treatment for prophylaxis in COVID-19 patients. It’s since entered conspiracy theory circles as the simple cure They don’t…

Brightwire Brings It All Together for New Album

The old adage says a union is more powerful than the sum of its parts. That message is at the heart of Cracked, Flawed and Frayed, the new album by the Houston band Brightwire. The record’s 11 tracks espouse togetherhood and feel very timely as we emerge from the solitude…

For Better and (Mostly) Worse, Rockets All In on Youth Movement

Eventually, it happens to every team. The Rockets just didn’t think it would be quite this soon. After eight seasons with winning records and trips to the postseason including the franchise record for wins in a season and two visits to the Western Conference Finals, everything came tumbling down on…

Discovery Green Opens Revitalized Playspace

With Spring in full bloom and most of us still confined to outdoor activities despite the lifting of the occupancy restrictions, Discovery Green has just given us a fantastic reason to visit. The John P. McGovern Playground has finally finished its $2.3 million renovations and is open to the public…

STAAR Testing Suspended Because of Technical Issues Today

Public school districts throughout Texas were notified today that students taking the online version of the 2021 State of Texas Assessments of Academic Readiness online tests who were having problems connecting to the test should put down their (virtual) pencils. Students who didn’t have problems were advised to continue to take…

Jazz Organist Robert Walter Summons a Long Lost Spirit

Quick, think of a jazz instrument. What is it? Chances are you might have a mental picture of a saxophone, trumpet, or drums. Or even a piano. But that black and white keyboard’s kissin’ cousin, the organ (if thought of at all) is probably way down the list. After all,…

2021 Will Probably Be Correa’s Last with the Astros

One of the best days of the year is opening day in baseball. After a COVID-shortened 2020 and a disappointing overall year for the Astros, even more anticipation was building over at Minute Maid Park. Which made it all the more of a bummer when the offseason negotiations with Carlos…

Former Grand Funker Mark Farner Offers Up His Chile Recipe

As the former lead singer/guitarist for Grand Funk Railroad, Mark Farner’s voice and playing have been classic rock staples on stereo systems and radio for more than 50 years. Tracks he wrote or covered include “Some Kind of Wonderful,” “Bad Time,” “The Loco-Motion,” “Rock and Roll Soul,” “Footstompin’ Music” and…

Astros 2021 by the Numbers: Five Keys to the Season

Besides the COVID-shortened 2020 season, 2021 promises to be one of the most interesting and difficult to predict seasons in quite some time for the Houston Astros. There is a mix of young talent and older experience throughout the lineup with huge star power and relative unknowns. This makes predicting…

Six Winning Houston Astro Prop Bets for 2021 Season

Baseball season is upon us! Thank the sports gods, we get a safe haven from long Rocket losing streaks and long lists of plaintiffs suing Deshaun Watson, and ironically that safe haven is the team that is still the scourge of every other city in tis sport — YOUR HOUSTON…

Ricky Byrd is the Recovery Troubadour

When singer/guitarist Ricky Byrd looks back upon the Big Moments of his life, it would be pretty hard to beat the evening of April 18, 2015. There’s when on the stage of Cleveland’s Public Hall, he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Godzilla Vs. Kong

Title: Godzilla vs. Kong Describe This Movie In One Godzilla (2014) Quote: DR. SERIZAWA: Let them fight. Brief Plot Synopsis: Seriously? Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 3.5 Doug McClures out of 5. Tagline: “One will fall.” Better Tagline: “Give the people what they want.” Not So Brief Plot Synopsis: In…

The Weird Building Quirks in the River Oaks Theatre

The sad fact is that we may not have the River Oaks Theatre as it stands for much longer Landmark is due to be completely vacated this week, and who knows if the next tenant will preserve the space as a cinema. As Craig Hlavaty put it, maybe its next…

First Look: Shandy’s Cafe Heights

Having to spend a sunny Houston afternoon running errands can always be made better with a stop for lunch. Finding myself in the near downtown area, I decided to head for the Heights and try the recently opened Shandy’s Cafe on W. 19th and maybe stop in at a few…

Deshaun Watson’s Five Most Problematic Civil Lawsuits

With the civil lawsuits mounting, and no trade out of Houston on the horizon any time soon, It’s not fun times right now for Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson. Right now, the 19 lawsuits from various massage professionals are more than just the obstacle standing in the way of a…

Watch the Hoop Dreams in Last Chance U: Basketball on Netflix

The sports documentary series and Neflix staple, Last Chance U has followed the world of junior college football for five sessions, carving out a big audience around the teams, players, and coaches the series covers. Shifting gears, it now focuses on basketball with the East Los Angeles College Huskies on…

Back To Abnormal: The Continental Club Reopens

Houstonians rejoice. One of the city’s most beloved and respected music venues is reopening. The Continental Club will once again host live music starting April 1, and this is no April Fools joke. The venue was forced to shut its doors along with everyone else back in March of 2020…

Nearly Four Decades Later, Coogs Back in the Final Four

Houston is not a city that is easy on sports fans. Considering some of the unbelievable sports misery lumped upon the shoulders of fans in Houston over the last year-plus, it’s a miracle they remain committed to teams here. But, Monday night delivered a much needed reprieve from our collective…

Rusty Hardin Refutes Claim That Watson Wants to Settle With Accusers

With reports late last week that attorney Tony Buzbee filed four more massage-related, sexual misconduct civil lawsuits against Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson, three of those four were made public late Monday morning. All three are embedded below in this post. In large apart, they contain repetitive allegations that, at…

Velveteen Echo Releases Mirrors/Myths

Sometimes the best things happen when least expected. This is the case for Houston independent band Velveteen Echo. The four band mates came together in a very unintentional way and much like their sound, the energy and connection was organic. Lead singer, keyboardist and guitarist Ren Massa released a video…

Four More Lawsuits Filed Last Friday Against Deshaun Watson

On Tuesday of last week, Deshaun Watson’s camp finally spoke out in something other than haphazard supportive tweets and answers in press conferences (whose purposes had nothing to do with Deshaun Watson). It was Rusty Hardin, Watson’s high powered attorney, who did his best to fire a legal missile back…

Derrick Thomas-McKinney Believes Houston’s Future is L.O.U.D.

Last December, thousands of people descended on Katy to watch performances from rap, rock, EDM, country, and more at a three-day festival. The event, L.O.U.D. Fest, was the brainchild of Derrick Thomas-McKinney, a manager in the music industry for over two decades working with various artists and brands throughout the…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Nobody

Title: Nobody Describe This Movie In One Mr. Show Quote: MARK: Shut up, honey! I have to live with this and you have to support me! Brief Plot Synopsis: Mr. McGee, don’t make Mr. Mansell angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film:  4…

Tour Interrupted: Samantha Fish Returns To Houston

Last March Samantha Fish was on a whirlwind tour in support of her 2019 release Kill Or Be Kind on Rounder Records. She was set to play the Heights Theater in the spring but the show, along with many others, was canceled due to COVID-19. Almost exactly a year later,…

Rockets Oladipo Trade Understandable but Frustrating

Victor Oladipo had long cited his desire to take his talents to South Beach. After a half-season stay in Houston with mixed results, he finally got his wish on Thursday as the Rockets traded Oladipo at the NBA trade deadline to the Heat for guard Avery Bradley, big man Kelly…

Whitney Mercilus Restructures His Awful Contract With the Texans

With the Deshaun Watson civil lawsuit hurricane blowing in the background, and with at least one other Houston professional sports team extending its championship window on Wednesday afternoon (shout out to Lance McCullers on his five year, $85 million extension), the Houston Texans continued to clean up the nuclear fallout…

Britt Vasicek on the Particular Brilliance of Raveena’s “Honey”

One could consider Britt Vasicek spellbinding, but she’s more like a living, breathing spell — and so are you, she might argue. Houston’s preeminent sex witch self-describes as “a queer polyamorous witch making magical, erotic and spooky content online.” Add ingredients like show producer, podcaster, comedian and event facilitator, plus…

Astros Give McCullers Five-Year $85 Million Extension

Virtually every analysis of the Houston Astros going into the 2021 season described the team in the same way. Despite the loss of George Springer in free agency, this was still a very good team at the plate and in the field. Their bullpen appeared to be in good shape…

Does Rusty Hardin’s Statement Mean Watson Trade Talks Back On?

Another day, another lawsuit against Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson. Two more, actually. As the accusations continue to pile up, the current (for now) Texans signal caller’s camp finally fired back against the slew of accusations of lewd and, if true, highly illegal behavior in a massage-style setting. Here was…

Where to Get Easter Sunday Meals To-Go in Houston

Staying in this Easter Sunday? These Houston restaurants are here to help make your holiday a tasty one, with to-go and takeout offerings available for takeout and preorder (Easter falls on Sunday, April 4 this year, by the way). Backstreet Cafe, 1103 South Shepherd, 713-521-2239 The Houston classic will be…

Five Reasons to Get Excited About the New Life Is Strange

During last week’s Square Enix Live event, the company announced the fourth installment in their Life is Strange series, subtitled True Colors, would be released on September 10 this year. Some of the revealed aspects give me hope that the series might finally be back on the right track. Despite…

Where to Dine Out for Easter Sunday Brunch 2021 in Houston

Easter is right around the corner, falling on Sunday, April 4 this year; so now is the time to make plans for everyone’s favorite part of the holiday (besides the egg hunt, of course), and that’s brunch. These Houston restaurants are open for brunch and lunch service this Easter Sunday:…

Rockets Reach Dubious Milestone with 20th Straight Loss

The Houston Rockets have become the first ever franchise to… In a lot of cities, replace “Houston Rockets” with any other team and that sentence is often followed by joyous, fist-pumping happiness. It could be eye-popping statistics or some milestone achievement. Or, if you live in Houston, it could be…

California Eden: Sun, Surf, Sex, and Some Great Music

The old adage goes that high school is the place to experience “the best years of your life.” And while that’s hardly a universal feeling, campuses are definitely the breeding ground for lifelong personal friendships, professional partnerships, and that last precipice between childhood and adulthood where you could “try something.”…

Journey Inward Toward Peace With Houston Chamber Choir

Houston Chamber Choir’s “A Time to Journey Inward” will look into the business of being alone with the help of some wonderful music and the insights of noted author, lecturer and psychotherapist, Patti Henry. The concert is available online starting Sunday.

Fighting For Women’s Suffrage in Texas

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Cartoonishly corrupt government officials do everything they can to stop a marginalized people from voting because they know for a fact that increasing the franchise will open the door to regulation, socialism, Black people having more rights, unions, and other things that white…

Houston Symphony Is Gone With The Winds In Musical Storytellers

The woodwind, brass, and percussion sections of the Houston Symphony take center stage in a unique Bank of America POPS program spotlighting some of the greatest wind ensemble compositions of our time, including music of John Williams and Principal POPS Conductor Steven Reineke. Musical Storytellers: Winds of the Houston Symphony takes place Friday through Sunday…

Looking Forward to the End of the Night

With more Americans getting the COVID vaccine and pandemic regulations loosening, we’re starting to see live music creep back onto calendars. As they do, expect music pundits everywhere to poll re-emerged audiences on how they felt the moment their first live concert in at least a year began. We, and…

Houston Actors Say Miss You and Thank You to Houston

Seventy-eight Houston area members of Actors’ Equity Association have worked together to produce an entertaining and socially distanced video in which they thank Houston area residents for their continued support of the arts during a pandemic. Coming a year after the one-year anniversary of the last live Equity performance in…

Deshaun Watson Sued For Sexual Assault By Multiple Women

As quarterback news goes, Tuesday afternoon started off benignly enough, if you’re a Houston Texans fan. Shortly after Andy Dalton filled what appeared to be the final open spot for a starting quarterback by signing a one year deal with the Chicago Bears, the Houston Texans signed former Ravens, Bills,…

River Oaks Theater MIGHT Be Saved

It looks like the expected closure of the Landmark River Oaks Theatre might be averted after all. It was announced earlier this week that Weingarten Realty had declined to respond to repeated attempts from Landmark to renew their lease or come to terms with outstanding rent after a year of…

Rebirth of a Garden: After the Freeze

Last week, we wrote about the damage done to our gardens by winter storm Uri, here in the Houston Press. The first couple of weeks after the snow, ice and single-digit temperatures showed a Houston landscape that seemed barren and devoid of life. But nature is an amazing mother. She…

Astro Fans, We Need To Enjoy Zack Greinke More

We know the current Houston tale of woe. I feel like some permutation of Deshaun Watson’s trade demands, J.J. Watt’s departure, James Harden’s successful trade demand, George Springer’s departure, and the respective existences David Culley, Jack Easterby, Cal McNair have been the lead for 90 percent of my posts since…

Houston Goths Need Exercise, Too. Goth Yoga Has the Hookup

Like a lot of people, I put on some weight over the last year because I couldn’t go outside and white cheddar popcorn is cheaper than therapy. Even as gyms open up, they were never places I really ever felt at home. Soccer moms, wannabe MMA bros, and outright conspiracy…

Cactus Flowers Bloom Again In Solace

Cactus Flowers is making Houston proud once again with their latest EP, Solace featuring four new tracks which show off what the band does best: rock out. Cactus Flowers will perform as part of Wonky Power’s Live Sessions on March 18. The live sessions are open to a limited capacity…

One Year Later: Looking Back on Five Albums from Lockdown

When South by Southwest pulled the plug on its international festival last year, RodeoHouston’s decision to do the same was inevitable. This writer was gearing up for Gwen Stefani’s pending date when the rotating stage galloped back to its storage unit. Or wherever star-shaped rotating stages go during their off-season…

Houston’s Max Flinn Releases Meant To Be

Anything can happen in four years, just ask local singer-songwriter Max Flinn. It was four years ago that Flinn left his full time job at an oil and gas company, where he had job security and a clear upward trajectory in his career path, to pursue music full time. In…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Cherry

Title: Cherry Describe This Movie Using One Sid and Nancy Quote: NANCY: Never trust a junkie. Brief Plot Synopsis: Drugs continue to be bad. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 1.5 Private Jokers out of 5. Tagline: “Student. Lover. Soldier. Junkie. Thief.” Better Tagline: “You know what this redemption story needs? Lens flare.”…

Harris County Sues TxDOT To Halt I-45 Expansion Project

The Texas Department of Transportation has been moving forward with its $7 billion plan to remake and expand Interstate 45 to lessen local traffic, but Harris County threw a wrench in that effort on Thursday by suing the state transportation agency. The county hopes its lawsuit will lead the U.S…

Hair Metal History Revealed and Reveled in Massive New Book

Come with us, children, back to the magical, mystical land of the 1980s. Where for a brief but shining span of time the hair was high, the riffs were righteous, the lead singers preening, the flashpots fiery, the colors popping, and the party never stopped on Sunset Strip—or at the…

A Houston Garden After the Winter Storm

The unprecedented winter storm that hit Texas on Valentine’s Day was not wholly unexpected. The forecast for unusually cold temperatures in Houston had many of us scrambling to wrap our pipes and stock up on comfort snacks. For Houston gardeners, however, it meant a last look at our budding fruit…

ROCO Features Immigrant Stories In My Journey To America

ROCO presents an intimate, livestreamed performance titled My Journey to America, named after the world premiere quintet composed by Afghan composer Milad Yousufi and co-commissioned by the Winsor Music Consortium. My Journey to America is a suite of five short movements, each preceded by a spoken narrative by Yousufi, describing his journey from his dramatic…

For The Love Of Jazz: Houston Legend Harry Sheppard Plays On

Anyone who has lived in Houston long enough and visited some of our city’s finest restaurants is sure to have to have heard Harry Sheppard playing his unique “magic xylophone” at some point. The 92-year-old Sheppard is mostly known for his vibraphone playing and contributions to jazz. Most recently he…

Latest Deshaun Watson Odds Foreshadow Worst Case Scenario

If you believe betting odds to be at all accurate and somewhat instructive on what the future holds, then the headline “Texans remain the favorite to employ Watson in 2021” should, on the surface, feel really good for Houston Texan fans (assuming that most fans would like to hold onto…

Make Them Say Exactly What is Being Canceled

Free speech on the political right is a grift, and here’s how it works. First, you take something like the Dr. Seuss estate deciding to remove six books with racist depictions of people of color from future publication. Then, you ignore the content of what led to the decision in…

Astros Sign Odorizzi as Rotation Injuries Mount

In less than a week, the Astros have lost starting left-hander Framber Valdez — potentially for the season — to a fracture on the index finger of his pitching hand and perennial would-be up-and-comer Forrest Whitley to an elbow injury that could require Tommy John surgery. So, the Astros did…

Houston Texans 2021 Total Teardown To-Do List

Every morning, the television in my studio at SportsRadio 610 is tuned into ESPN’s cadre of debate shows, and every morning one of the front burner topics is some form of “the Houston Texans are NOT trading Deshaun Watson.” It was that way again this past week, and yet, the…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Crawfish Season Is Upon Us

Here’s a look at this week’s hottest culinary happenings: Monday, March 8 Dress for Success Benefit at Postino Wine Cafe In celebration of International Women’s Day, Postino, 642 Yale, 805 Pacific, will be donating $5 for every glass of Espiritu Malbec sold to the local Houston chapter of Dress For…

Abbott All Smiles As He Tries To Change The Subject From Texas Blackouts

Gov. Greg Abbott has looked downright giddy this week. He dropped hints for days on Twitter before finally dropping the news on Tuesday afternoon that he was scrapping his statewide coronavirus rules on mask-wearing and business limitations. He hyped-up his announcement about scrapping Texas’ statewide coronavirus rules on mask-wearing and business…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Coming 2 America

Title: Coming 2 America Describe This Movie In One History of the World, Part I Quote: COUNT DE MONET: It is said that the people are revolting. KING LOUIS XVI: You said it, they stink on ice. Brief Plot Synopsis: Monarchy is kind of an outdated concept, it turns out. Rating Using…

Dear Yankees: Texas Does Not “Deserve” This

Conservatives have a point when they say that liberals are smug. It’s certainly not exclusive to us if the number of bad memes featuring Sam Elliot are anything to judge by, but the left often does get orgasmic when it comes to watching red states fail. That’s become clear over…

As the Rotation Goes, So Will Go the Astros

Much has been made of the loss of George Springer, both as a leader of the team and as a player on the field. And, make no mistake, it will hurt. But, for this Astros squad, the key is likely going to be a starting pitching staff that has far…

Abbott’s Decree: Houston Restaurants Respond

Governor Greg Abbott delivered an executive order March 2 lifting the state mandate on masks and face coverings in public while giving the go ahead to all businesses, including bars and restaurants, to return to full capacity, as we reported here in the Houston Press. Caesar’s decree has gone out…

The Head: Trapped on the South Pole and A Killer is Loose

The Head starts with a farewell party. The crew and researchers of Polaris VI, a research outpost in the middle of the South Pole, are celebrating before they leave the remote facility prior to the six months of darkness that arrives as the winter begins. A small crew will stay…

CoolXDad Supports History, Art and Family Ties

Sitting in the lobby of the Dakota Lofts downtown your eye is immediately drawn to the black and white floor that resembles a giant chessboard. A small group of people mill around the life size board as they await instructions. Before anyone has a chance to start creating their own…

Truly Texas Mexican Showcases the Food of the Texas Borderland

Houston’s own Adán Medrano has a 90-minute documentary out this week that showcases Texas borderland cuisine — a type of cooking he says has been “misunderstood and erased.” This isn’t Tex-Mex but the comida casera or the home cooking of many Texas Mexican American families, says executive producer Medrano, who occasionally…

The Art of Truncated Commercials

I still have cable because I come from a generation where disaster was always managed by turning on the live news and listening to talking heads explain what is going on. That may seem archaic in this day and age, but it’s served me pretty well over the last several…

Four Thoughts on the Continued Houston Texans 2021 Roster Purge

Between Nick Caserio’s and David Culley’s introductory press conferences, along with J.J. Watt’s release, Fridays have become the unofficial “big news” day for the Houston Texans. That’s not necessarily a good thing, as many teams look to put out news they’re running from on Fridays, so it disappears into the…

Fatherland Breathes Magic Into the Memoir Play

How do you mourn the death of a father who abandoned you? How do you feel connection to a land you’ve never known? Where ancestors, long and near gone, are only whispers in the symphony that creates your life song? These questions of belonging and identity form the autobiographical first-person…

What To Watch For At The 78th Golden Globes

This Sunday, the Golden Globe Awards will return once again to squat like a drunken Pia Zadora on our TV screens. The 78th iteration of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s exercise in drunken starf*ckery will adopt a different look than “tacky L.A. wedding reception,” in that host Amy Poehler and…

Three Teams Reportedly In Lead for J.J. Watt’s Next Stop

Right now, J.J. Watt is in a pretty enviable position, and I’m not just talking about the mere fact that he has managed to escape the cesspool of dysfunction that is the Houston Texans behind the scenes. That, unto itself, probably has his 50-plus former teammates quite jealous. What I’m…

We Must End Fanatical Fandom Evangelicalism

Odds are, something you love was made by a bastard. The Harry Potter and Buffy the Vampire Slayer fandoms are all going through conflicts of conscience over the foibles of their creators right now, and it’s leading to some real existential panic. Am I a bad person for having this…

Jason Ringenberg is on a Rhinestoned High

While the pandemic has dealt a crippling blow to the live performance industry, many artists have taken advantage of the forced downtime to focus on writing and recording new music. Even if it means sharing and merging audio files online or cautiously returning to a studio with fewer bodies around…

Don’t Buy That Generator Just Yet

In the aftermath of Winter Storm Uri, there is plenty of interest in being able to generate your own power. With hurricane season also bearing down on us, maybe you’re thinking that a generator or other disaster equipment is a worthy investment. If you hold off until April 24 –…

Houston Texans: GM Nick Caserio’s Roster Purge Begins

Amidst the departure of J.J. Watt, the apparent dissatisfaction of Deshaun Watson, and the dysfunction which swirls around Jack Easterby, many of us have been waiting for a bit of normal football news out of the Texans. Kind of like the relaxing cup of coffee after a wild five course,…

Houston Astros Vegas Forecast for Wins Lowest Since 2016

The days of 100-win seasons are likely over for this window of Houston Astros baseball. Certainly, 2017 through 2019 was fun while it lasted. However, while this will likely not be an utterly dominant edition of our hometown team this season, it still has the makings of a pretty solid…

Time for the Rockets Rebuild to Begin

It’s been several years in the making. As the team aged around James Harden and the Rockets desperately tried to find new and creative ways to keep them afloat, the handwriting was already on the wall. A rebuild was inevitable. The eight-game losing streak — the longest in 20 years…

Houston Restaurants: Back to Business [UPDATED]

Houstonians are a hardy bunch of folks but this past winter storm coupled with an ongoing pandemic and political back-biting about energy has some of us ready to throw in the towel. One of the hardest hit industries is the hospitality sector with restaurants, cafes, bars and food purveyors falling…

Dive Into Briarpatch Now Streaming on Peacock

Briarpatch is a homecoming of sorts. Returning to your home town with anxious energy and uncertainty is a common experience. Seeing the sights of your childhood, all the moments and memories that have shaped you into who you are after a long period away, is an emotional event. Combine the…

Dio-era Black Sabbath Records Get Reissues with Bonus Material

With all due admiration and respect for the guitarists, bassists, drummers, keyboardists, and theremin players out there, it’s not for no reason that the lead vocalist is called the “front man” of a band. From their position at center stage, it’s usually the warbler who must engage and energize a…

Five Texas Authors For Women in Horror Month

It’s not like Texas needs more horror right at this moment, what with all the wintry catastrophizing and the Ted Cruzing going on. However, I like to dive into horror when I’m scared and depressed, so now seems as good a time as any to highlight Texas female authors for…

Mo, Mo, Mo: The Wild Ride and Times of Warner Bros. Records

It’s hard to fathom today, but in the 1960s and ’70s, many record companies weren’t run by corporate boards, faceless businessmen, and bean counters. There were charismatic leaders installed in positions of power, real “music men” who could catch a new band or one of their established acts at a…

Houston Kroger Stores Cope With High Demand, Storm Damage

After the winter storm crippled Texas earlier this week and left millions without power, Houstonians tried desperately to find open grocery stores to replenish their stocks. Houston Kroger stores have been open intermittently since Tuesday trying to serve customers. Hours in stores have been reduced from 9 a.m. to 4…

The Four Political Missteps During the Freeze of 2021

Then Texas Governor Ann Richards famously said that George HW Bush had been born with a silver foot in his mouth. If only she were alive today, she would have been able to witness some of the dumb and downright bizarre statements from Texas politicians in the midst of the…

Openings and Closings: The Houston Winter Storm Version

This week is a slim one as far as new restaurants go. The record-breaking and heartbreaking Texas winter storm has caused many established restaurants in the Greater Houston area to close temporarily. Some closed early to keep their employees safe. Others have been forced to close due to power outages,…

Two More Nights of Freezing Temperatures to Go

As Houston and the entire state of Texas are reeling from a combination of frigid Arctic air, failing energy infrastructure and water pressure issues, there is a rather warm light at the end of what has felt like an extremely long tunnel. The Houston area faces another couple nights of…

Collect It For The Culture Re-energizes Downtown

The corner of Main and Dallas is empty late on a Sunday evening. Its eerily silent aside from the occasional person whirring by on a rented scooter and piercing the soundless night. The corner is occupied by a building that use to house the two story Forever 21 but, since…

Fish Fridays: Where to Eat in Houston During Lent 2021

The decadence of “Fat Tuesday” is gone and the 40 days of Lent have begun (running now through Saturday, April 3). While the period of prayer and atonement traditionally includes the sacrifice of meat in the form of meat-free Fridays, you don’t have to sacrifice flavor, as these Houston restaurants…

Rockets Drop Sixth As Injuries Mount

As ice cold as it has been in Houston the last couple days, the Rockets recent stretch may be even colder. Monday night they dropped their sixth straight in Washington to the Wizards. They have lost by an average of 16 points including the 12-point loss in DC. All six…

The Definitive J.J. Watt 2021 Rooting Guide

Where will J.J. Watt play football next season? Man, it hurts just to type that sentence. For as many weird things that have happened with the Texans since the middle of 2019, when Jack Easterby entered the picture and Bill O’Brien became general manager of the team, nothing will feel…

New Pompeii Exhibit at HMNS is a Literal Blast

The destruction of Pompeii by Mount Vesuvius is one of the most famous disasters in human history. One of the reasons that it has remained in the public mind for so long is that for two centuries archaeologists have carefully excavated the doomed city. The nature of the eruption and…

The Book of Magdalene Offers a New Take on an Old Saint

The biblical, and now sainted, Mary of Magdala has sloughed through quite a journey during the last two thousand years. As a beloved disciple of Christ, she helped bankroll his ministry, saw him crucified, buried, and was the first person to witness his resurrection. When the patriarchy of the church…

Texans Release J.J. Watt at His Request

Saying he wanted to speak directly to Houston, J.J. Watt announced today by a video on Twitter that he and the McNairs have come to an agreement for him to part ways with the Houston Texans after 10 years. “You treated me like family. I have tried to do everything…

The Ice Cometh: Get Ready for Bitter Cold and Frozen Roads

By Monday night, Houston will dip into some record territory, literally. Brutally cold Arctic air will flow into the re gion and drop temperatures not seen in 30 years. Now is the time to prepare. Friday and Saturday Today and tomorrow, it will be dreary and cold. This is the…

Professor Zardonicus: A Frightening Fauxcumentary

Ever since The Blair Witch Project became one of the biggest horror successes of the last century, filmmakers have been trying to recapture lightning in a bottle when it comes to found footage horror. The Curse of Professor Zardonicus is a damn good attempt with a lot of local charm…

Houston Symphony Pushes Artistic Boundaries With Music Illustrated

Houston Symphony’s Music Illustrated: Virtual Reality in Concert, taking place on February 13 and 14, will push the threshold of the listening experience to the next level in a groundbreaking, first-of-its-kind event featuring Google’s amazing virtual reality technology. As the orchestra performs favorites like “Clair de Lune” and “Carnival of the Animals”, artist Topher Sipes…

Camilo Lara and the Particular Brilliance of Positive Music

Camilo Lara’s music knowledge is encyclopedic, so asking the Grammy-winning artist to choose just one song he finds particularly brilliant was almost unfair. But Lara, the mastermind behind Mexican Institute of Sound, which released its newest album, D.F. (Distrito Federal) on February 5, was game. His selection spoke volumes about…

Don’t Mess With Texas: A Fresh Take On An Old Message

Most Texans can remember when the “Don’t Mess With Texas” anti-littering campaign captured attention with its advertisements featuring our state’s beautiful landscapes paired with celebrities repeating the effective slogan. “Don’t Mess With Texas” went on to grow a life of its own becoming a sort of global warning to others…

An Arctic Blast is Coming: Get Ready

Houston is about to experience the kind of cold weather we rarely see. A significant dose of Arctic air will filter into the region by Monday dropping temperatures well below freezing and offering a real chance of freezing precipitation. Here’s when and how you need to prepare. Temperatures dropped after…

Album Review: Kikagaku Moyo Evolve in Live at Levitation

In treading through the annals of rock music, it’s hard to argue that any approach to the genre has been more persistent than psychedelic-rock. From the jangling opening riff of 13th Floor Elevators’ “You’re Gonna Miss Me,” to the outpouring of groups that flocked to Haight-Ashbury in the late-60s (therein forging a widespread counterculture), to the…

Five Astros to Watch As Spring Training Approaches

As long as this last year has felt, it’s almost time for spring training again. Pitchers and catchers report in a week after what has been the most tranquil offseasons of the three major sports teams in Houston. While George Springer was lost to free agency, it was not unexpected…

Freezing Temps, Possibly Snow Headed For Houston

Houston has had a relatively mild winter thus far. Not too cold and generally not too warm either. We didn’t have a winter wonderland over the holidays, but it didn’t feel like Miami Beach either. As those of us who have been around Houston a bit understand, things can change…

Why QAnon Thinks Trump Will Be Inaugurated on March 4

Did your butthole finally unclench on January 20 when Joe Biden said the words “so help me, God,” and was formally sworn in as the 46th President of the United States. Well, don’t get too comfortable because according to QAnon he only has until March 4 before Donald Trump comes…

AIDS Memorial Quilt On Virtual Display With AIDS Foundation Houston

AIDS Foundation Houston, Inc. has launched a virtual display of the NAMES Project AIDS Memorial Quilt. Each year, sections of the AIDS Memorial Quilt, comprised of 48,000 hand-sewn panels that memorialize those lost to AIDS, travel to communities across the country for in-person displays. Due to the pandemic, 2020 marks the first year of the…

Best Crawfish in Houston: We Guar-an-tee

It’s crawfish season and whether you call them crawfish, crawdads or mudbugs, we call them delicious. Some like them with Vietnamese flavors, garlic butter or coated in Cajun seasonings. Some pinch, twist and suck the juicy heads, others just pull out the tender tails and dip them in butter. Whatever…

Houston Press Readers Don’t Cut Deshaun Watson Much Slack

When Sean Pendergast recently explored the possible locations quarterback Deshaun Watson might move to in his request for a trade away from the Houston Texans, a lot of our readers were inspired to weigh in with their own take on the situation on the Houston Press Facebook page. Most of…

The Forgotten Legend: 12 Possible J.J. Watt Trade Destinations

After the Houston Texans floundered to a 4-12 season in 2020, a disastrous few months that led to the purge of Bill O’Brien and further power consolidation by Executive Vice President of Football Operations (and aspiring standup comedian) Jack Easterby, the biggest offseason storyline was supposed to surround the next…

How Athens, Georgia Became a Mecca of Music and Alt Culture

In high school, most World History classes teach that Athens, Greece was the epicenter of culture back in the day when there was a lot of sculpture chiseling going on and Harry Hamlin was trying to kill Medusa. But in Music History class, its unlikely namesake of Athens, Georgia held…

Which NFL Teams Should Be Calling About Deshaun Watson?

With the Houston Texans having only spoken publicly about Deshaun Watson at the introductory press conference for David Culley a week ago, and with Watson himself only speaking on his situation through back channels and cryptic social media posts, we are somewhat short on the nuances in which we have…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: Nomadland

Title: Nomadland Describe This Movie In One “Born to Run” Lyric: BRUCE: The highway’s jammed with broken heroes / On a last chance power drive Brief Plot Synopsis: Out here in the perimeter, there are no … actually, there still are stars. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: 4 MK-15c space…

Eldorado Nights: A Visual Tribute And Celebration

A building is more than its structure; it houses the stories and vibrations of its past dwellers and they should be celebrated and preserved.  Every Saturday in the month of February visual arts installation Eldorado Nights will celebrate Houston’s famed Eldorado Ballroom.  The historic ballroom was once the city’s premier…

Good News: It’s Girl Scout Cookie Time

The Girl Scouts of San Jacinto Council have kicked off Girl Scout Cookie Season 2021 and thanks to the continuing pandemic they have incorporated some new ways of ordering into their program. There are digital storefronts, a partnership with Grubhub for contactless deliveries in certain areas starting February 12 as…

The Tummies Digest a Bellyfull of British Invasion on Debut Record

Nashville, Tennessee—the home of country music—might seem like an odd place to start a band writing and playing original music in the sonic style of mid-‘60s British Invasion bands. But that’s exactly what Judd Fuller and Dana Radford decided to do—albeit with a little help from copious amounts of fermented…

What WandaVision Gets Right That Game of Thrones Messed Up

Warning: Spoilers for Episode 4 Some fan out there has probably already guessed the main plot points of WandaVision, and that’s okay. If creators were more comfortable with that, maybe they would make better shows. A lot of ink has been spilled over the ending of Game of Thrones and…

The 2021 Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo is Cancelled

After previously announcing they were going to try to operated the 2021 Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo in May, today rodeo officials have just announced they will have to cancel it instead because of the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. Youth competitors in the Junior Livestock and Horse Show will still meet…

Lupin: The Story of a Gentleman Thief in France on Netflix

Editor’s note: Spoiler alert on first episode. In the first episode of Netflix’s French mystery thriller Lupin, Assane Diop (Omar Sy) has put together the heist of a lifetime. Assuming a fake identity as a rich businessman he “buys” the necklace he is stealing at an auction and is led…

For Black History Month, ROCO Plays Bonds…Margaret Bonds

ROCO’s first concert in Black History Month will be an exploration of one of music’s most storied Black women. Celebration of Margaret Bonds, featuring a wide cross section of the musician’s work, will take place at 7 p.m. on Thursday, streamed live from Rienzi, the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston’s historic house museum for European decorative…

Apparently Sharpstown Has a Yucca Thief

It’s a rough economy in Texas right now, but who knew it was so bad that people were stealing plants? At 5 a.m. on Sunday January 31, Sharpstown resident John Brannen found that a random thief had brazenly came up to his door, stolen two yuccas, and walked away with supreme…

Houston Grand Opera’s Concert of Arias Goes Virtual

Imagine you are a young singer, hoping for a career in opera and you’ve worked hard enough, been good enough and had enough stamina to reach the finalist stage of a competition where you’ll be performing before a theater jammed with opera lovers. But now instead of facing a live…

Do Not Blame Deshaun Watson for This Mess

The Houston Chronicle still gets “letters to the editor” it would seem, although we assume these are more frequently of the electronic variety than the ones that come in an envelope. And they print these on weekends when the only people reading them are those who one, still get a…

Tensions Rising Between Deshaun Watson and the Houston Texans

It was an interesting day over at NRG Stadium on Friday afternoon. The Texans introduced their fourth head coach in franchise history, with 65-year-old David Culley taking his first head coaching job of his career, and in the process stepping right into a Deshaun Watson-induced maelstrom, in which the 25-year-old…

Houston Chamber Choir Celebrates Youth Voices With A Time To Lift Up

The Grammy award-winning Houston Chamber Choir will host a virtual concert themed A Time to Lift Up Sunday at noon. The show will spotlight both the teachers who lead the choirs as well as the K-12 students and their voices. It will also feature performances by the Houston Chamber Choir in a pre-recorded video format.

Four Thoughts on Deshaun Watson’s Trade Request

I just turned 52 years old late last week, but I’m finding out that, even at my advanced age, I learn something new every day about how I emotionally process certain things in my life. For example, when the rumors popped up two weeks ago that Deshaun Watson MIGHT want…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: The Little Things

Title: The Little Things Describe This Movie In One Raiders of the Lost Ark Quote: BELLOQ: It would take only a nudge to make you like me … to push you out of the light. Brief Plot Synopsis: Murder sparks burnt-out cop’s interest in long-smoldering case. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To…

Deshaun Watson Officially Requests a Trade

It seemed inevitable even if fans didn’t want to believe it. With the complete bungling of the franchise by owner Cal McNair apparently at the hands of the preacher-turned-football-guy Jack Easterby, the announcement on Thursday that franchise quarterback Deshaun Watson has officially requested a trade should come as no surprise…

Mobile Games Are Both Predatory and Helpful to Mental Illness

I have a love-hate relationship with free-to-play mobile games. On the one hand they are absolutely predatory in a way that might actually get them regulated by the government as gambling. On the other, they help me deal with mental illness the way nothing else does. My game of choice…

Houston Texans Set to Name David Culley Next Head Coach

As of Wednesday afternoon, it appeared that the Houston Texans’ pool of finalists for their vacant head coaching position was closed, with Bills defensive coordinator Leslie Frazier having his second interview on Tuesday, and Ravens WR coach/assistant head coach David Culley having his on Wednesday. Last week, former Lions and…

How to Make It in the Music Business: Trakksounds Edition

“I’ll be fully transparent: I honestly, I spend way too much time on social media.” Over the course of an hour-long, mile-a-minute Zoom call with the Houston Press, Garrett Brown, known to Houston and beyond as hip hop producer Trakksounds, drops the name Honesty more than any of the high…

NFL Head Coach Hires, FOMO Factor for Houston Texans

If I could describe the ongoing Houston Texans’ head coaching search — 114 days and counting, like a hostage crisis! — in one word it would probably be “confusing.” The Texans were the first team, by far, to fire their head coach, dumping Bill O’Brien, and all the drama that…

Young Deji Brings Alief,TX To The World

A young man looking around college age, dressed simply in a blue hoodie and matching hat, bobs down a dark street towards the bright florescent lights of a local corner store. He stops as he moves closer to the light and dances, moving his arms in a slow jerking rhythm,…

It’s Time for Fan Conventions to Ban MAGA

Earlier this year, social media companies took bold and unprecedented action to remove the accounts of Donald Trump over his continued instigation of violent insurrection. It was a good move that immediately reduced the presence of misinformation on the internet by 73 percent. Now, fan conventions should follow suit and…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: No Man’s Land

Title: No Man’s Land Describe This Movie In One “If I Can Find A Clean Shirt” Lyric: WILLIE & WAYLON: No I ain’t going down on the border with you tonight. Brief Plot Synopsis: “El Hombre del Rio Nevado.” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film:  2 Phil Hicks out…

MusicFest Releases Cody Canada Tribute Performance Album

Every January droves of music fans flock to Steamboat, Colorado for the yearly celebration of Americana and roots music, MusicFest. Sadly, this year’s festival was wisely canceled but plans for next year are already in the works. Last year the festival was able to take place prior to the COVID-19…

Houston Film Critics Society Declares Nomadland Best Picture Of 2020

Chloé Zhao’s Nomadland has been named Best Picture of the Houston Film Critics Society 2020 awards. Based on the fictionalized adaptation of the Jessica Bruder nonfiction bestseller, Nomadland also took home the awards for Best Director (Zhao) and Best Cinematography. Other winners of the 14th annual HFCS awards include Riz Ahmed (Sound…

Sigh of Relief as Brantley Re-Signs with Astros

That collective sigh of relief you heard around Houston wasn’t just from those happy to usher in a new President, it was also because the sports gods decided to bestow upon a beleaguered city a small ray of sunlight in an otherwise dark and depressing world. After losing George Springer…

Police Reform Coming to Houston, But Slowly

Ever since the death of Houston native George Floyd at the hands of the Minneapolis police, civil rights activists have renewed their calls for police reform. A series of high-profile nationwide demonstrations for the cause has definitely moved the needle on the subject, including here in Houston. Unfortunately, progress is…

Adolescent COVID Vaccine to be Tested in Houston

As the rush to vaccinate the general population against COVID-19 continues, manufacturer Moderna has chosen Houston as one of four locations to hosts trials for a version aimed at adolescents. The two current vaccines being administered, one by Moderna and another by Pfizer, are currently only approved for adult patients…

Is Promising Young Woman a Horror Film? Yes.

Hot in theaters and on-demand right now is director Emerald Fennell’s Promising Young Woman. It stars Carey Mulligan as Cassie, a med school dropout who spends her nights enacting revenge against men who try to sexually assault her when she pretends to be stumbling drunk at clubs. Her obsession is…

Streaming Concert Watch 1/20: Frank Turner, Jeff Tweedy and More

After footage of Bow Wow performing at a Houston nightclub went viral on Twitter over the weekend, Mayor Sylvester Turner made his feelings about live music perfectly clear… The mayor later deleted the tweet, but his sentiment didn’t change (even after he and Bow Wow made nice online). That being the case,…

Where to Dine Out in Houston This Valentine’s Day Weekend

Valentine’s Day falls on a Saturday this year, and Houston’s finest restaurants are here to help you bring the romance with a night out on the town. From fancy prix fixe meals complete with steaks, lobster and bubbly to casual affairs rocking fried chicken, chocolate and more, here’s where to…

James Harden Shouldn’t Be Hated or Loved, Just Ignored

In the ’90s, when the Rockets were winning back-to-back championships, I was a huge Robert Horry fan. He had loads of talent and we were roughly the same age. There was something cool about being in the same generation as one of the players on your favorite team. When he…

Houston Hasn’t Seen the Pet Adoption Boom During the Pandemic

The quarantine resulting from COVID-19 has led to all kinds of new activities for the housebound, everything from that sourdough bread-making craze to people literally emptying out the exercise equipment stock of the nation. People also adopted pets. Lots of pets. People stuck at home decided that they could use…

A Celebration of Black Artists in Opera and Song at HGO

This Friday, Houston Grand Opera will present a special digital concert: Giving Voice 2021: A Celebration of Black Artists in Opera and Song whose co-hosts are the acclaimed tenor Lawrence Brownlee and Houston- favorite, soprano Nicole Heaston. The idea’s was Brownlee’s, Heaston said, and the international star rounded up herself…

Miami and Atlanta Get the Blues in New Box Set

To the casual music listener, blues music may seem like a lot of the same stuff. Those iconic opening notes from Bo Diddley’s “I’m a Man” (by way of Muddy Waters “Hoochie Coochie Man”), the lyrics of devilish women/lost love/being broke, the alternately mournful and boastful vocal styles. But deeper-diving…

A Look Back at the ‘70s Houston Monopoly Knock-Off

Have you ever wanted to play as a rich developer in Houston in the 1970s? No, probably not. Two major oil crises did a number on old H-Town, but that didn’t stop Groovy Games from publishing a Monopoly knock-off in 1977 that at least let people pretend they were tycoons…

A Day In The Life With Mr. Record Man Clint Broussard

Clint Broussard is a walking encyclopedia of musical knowledge and the radio show and podcast hosts flexes his strengths every week hosting his Monday afternoon show on KPFT, Blues in Hi-Fi, and online with his podcast, A Day In The Life. Throughout 2020, a year where nothing was certain, Broussard’s…

Rockets Post-Harden: Four Thoughts

We’ve had more than 24 hours to digest the deal that sent one of the all-time best Rockets to Brooklyn. On Thursday night, a very short-handed, young squad (only nine dressed including multiple rookies) managed to win on the road at San Antonio — not the feat it was a…

Degust and Diversion Debut, Velvet Taco Heights Opens

Diversion Cocktails, 7202 Long Point, opened January 14. The intimate and upscale cocktail bar will be operated like a world class chef’s kitchen according to Steven Salazar, who is listed as the Executive Bar Chef, taking very seriously the ingredients and composition of the “immersive cocktails” that will have guests…

Reviews For The Uneasily Quarantined: The Marksman

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Horror Stars Brave COVID for Houston Pop Up Event

When the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo closed early last year, that’s when everyone knew that the pandemic was serious. Now that a vaccine is finally being distributed, it looks like events and gatherings might finally be starting up again, albeit in a small way. Saturday’s Horror Market Pop-Up event…

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Despite not having been quoted directly on the subject, it’s no secret that reliable sources claim that Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson is not happy with his employer. Reportedly, the franchise quarterback feels jilted from being left out of the communication loop on the hiring of general manager Nick Caserio, when…

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Bloody Hell: The First Bananas Horror Film of the Year

“I don’t know what’s happening, but it’s violent and a little horny” is certainly an appropriate mood for 2021 so far. It’s also the thought that ran through my head like a maniac with a chainsaw as I watched director Alister Grierson’s new horror flick Bloody Hell. Ben O’Toole stars…

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Well folks, 2021 ain’t off to such a hot start. But there’s plenty of time for it to turn around! In the meantime, there are some great live-streaming concerts worth tuning into this week. And for those of you who really need to get out of the house, we’ve included…

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The ability for Netflix to randomly churn out a hit original series still surprises. Netflix can also grab shows that had huge followings that were canceled or on failing platforms and put them in front of millions of viewers ready to binge. The top two series on Netflix the past…

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Musicians have always written songs on the road as inspiration hits them during their travels. But Lee Rocker has taken it to another level, and during a pandemic. The man best known for plunking the fat strings of a standup acoustic bass for the Stray Cats penned most of the…

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Head coaching searches for  one’s favorite football team are a bittersweet thing to follow during an NFL offseason. On the one hand, the constant barrage of breaking news, swerves, and surprises can be exhilarating, particularly for people (like me) required to generate massive amounts of content every day. On the…

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Would you buy a volatile currency popular with criminals from a convenience store kiosk next to the beer cooler? Especially if it meant putting in a lot of personal information? That’s a question Houston is struggling with when it comes to bitcoin ATMs. Bitcoin is one of the most divisive…

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For our daughter’s eleventh birthday, my wife and I took the Kid With One F to get her hair colored pink. It was something she asked about for years after watching the way her mom switches up hair colors regularly. Since the birthday we’d planned for her was consumed by…

Market Square Park Glows With Newest Public Art Installation

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Six Houston Sports Stories We Can Look Forward to in 2021

We all know 2020 has been…a year. Between the pandemic, recession, political upheaval and racial injustice, it feels like we managed to squeeze at least a decade into the last 365 days. Just because 2020 is finally over doesn’t mean the issues are, but we hope that we can turn…

COVID Hospitalizations Surge and Houston Area Heads For a Rollback

In a Tuesday afternoon press conference, Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo said that she expected that Harris and surrounding counties would likely have to start reimplementing occupancy restrictions for local businesses and halt non-essential elective surgical procedures, all thanks to Gov. Greg Abbott’s statewide order that tied reopenings to COVID-19…

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John Allen Stephens Shines on New Album Return to Form

Reading the track list of John Allen Stephens’ Return to Form is to read a novel’s table of contents, glimpsing into the coming pages’ journey. Chapter Song titles like “Molotov,” “Motorcycle” and “Addiction,” point to autobiographical accounts of starting fires, a close encounter with death and substance abuse. Listening to…

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Who would want to be in the ranks of teachers in the present COVID-19 circumstances? In Houston ISD the local teacher union president has sent an urgent plea to the interim superintendent and board of trustees asking for a ten-day hiatus from in-person instruction as positive pandemic cases continue an…

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