Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Kung Fu Panda 3

Title: Kung Fu Panda 3 Describes This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: “We’re here, we’re queer, and we don’t want any more bears!” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three Hong Kong Phooeys out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Possible evolutionary dead-end learns to fight for his right to survive. Tagline: “The weight…

Bach’s Early Years in the Royal Court Inspired Monumental Works

The flowering, musical energy of Bach’s early years in the Duke’s court; an Italian madrigal comedy; springtime expressions; the cheerful melodies and exuberant phrases of Bach’s Orchestral Suites; and a Valentine’s “concert of love” in the Italian Renaissance tradition are all elements of the 4th Annual Houston Early Music Festival…

Texas Craft Beer Club Has Dual Mission of Promotion and Charity

This past November, beer aficionados Rob Banzhaf and Marc Atnipp started the Texas Craft Beer Club. Atnipp says the idea for The Woodlands-based company was inspired by his visits to Texas craft breweries. “There have always been beer drinkers but for these little companies to start in a garage and…

10 Best Restaurants for Adult Birthdays in Houston

First off, this is a list for adult birthdays, not kid birthdays, because once you pass a certain age you need more in your life than bad pizza, ball pits and giant mice. You need food, booze, cake, glamour and feeling like a king or a queen, if only for…

Tales From the Soundboard: Alan McCann’s Got a Few

One recent cold and rainy night, I ducked my drenched head into a low-lit coffee bar near Westheimer and Dunlavy. At the end of a long wooden table sat Alan “Doof” McCann, who has been sound engineer, PA tech and jack-of-all-trades to some of music’s biggest names: Lostprophets, Fightstar, Funeral For a…

Doctor Who: 5 Things to Hope for in New Show Runner, Chris Chibnall

Steven Moffat is stepping down as show runner on Doctor Who to be replaced by Chris Chibnall, who is best-known for episodes like “42” and “Dinosaurs on a Spaceship” as well as his work on Torchwood and Broadchurch. Moffat leaves behind an impressive legacy, having written for more Doctors on…

Rockets Win Third Straight Since Reacquiring Josh Smith

It’s been a long time since I’ve been able to write something positive about the Houston Rockets. It’s not that I haven’t wanted to. Believe me, when it comes to Houston teams, the Rockets are my literal first love. I moved to Houston in October of 1994, the first month…

Food Network Chef Robert Irvine Is Coming to Galveston

Fans of chef Robert Irvine of Food Network fame will want to put the Galveston Island Food and Wine Festival on their calendars. On April 16, he will do a live cooking demonstration and book signing during the Grand Tasting. The following evening, April 17, he’s also doing a live…

Montrose’s New Bling to Feature Gourmet Signage

Welcome to the forever changing Montrose, the future home of “premium aluminum signage materials.” Starting next month, the Montrose Management District goes full blast on its Montrose Visual Improvement Projects, which will include the installation of 28 identification markers attached to nine foot-tall sort-of light poles, the dolling up of…

Go for the Drinks, the Playground or the Burger at The Del

At The Del, a casual new restaurant in the Memorial area, there is a burger that could be proudly served in fine-dining establishments. The patty, layered onto a crisscrossed pretzel bun, is wonderfully drippy and adorned with a respectable cheddar fondue. Deeply grilled onions add a great deal of caramelized…

More Layoffs and Losses at Halliburton

It just keeps getting worse for Halliburton. On Monday the second largest oil field services company in the United States announced that it had cut another 4,000 workers while losing money on oil field drilling and services in the last quarter of 2015.  At this point, this means Halliburton has…

MasterMinds 2016: Celebrating the Creatives of Houston

As we announce the winners of the MasterMind® Awards, now in their eighth year, we reflect back on a year of triumph and turmoil, with organizations moving to new or remodeled venues while others lost their spaces, and a host of creative and innovative ideas for the Bayou City. MATCH…

Making Sense of This Chris Stapleton/Hank Williams Jr. Tour

At this point, it’s hard to be surprised by anything Chris Stapleton has accomplished. After coming out of virtually nowhere, at least where fans were concerned, he was the most talked-about act of 2015. His debut album, Traveller, still sits at No. 1 on Billboard’s Top Country Albums chart. To…

Prairie View Police Officer Indicted for Tasing City Councilman

A Prairie View Police officer who tased a city councilman in October has been indicted by a grand jury for one charge of misdemeanor official oppression, the Associated Press first reported yesterday.  Officer Michael Kelley was captured on video (which you can watch here from the perspective of Kelley’s body camera…

Shows of the Week: A Young Bluesman With a Rapper’s Bite

JAREKUS SINGLETON Dosey Doe Music Cafe, Thursday, January 28 If the blues hasn’t completely gone the way of the dodo the way many people once expected, it’s largely because of performers like Jarekus Singleton. Born into a family of church singers, the 31-year-old Mississippi native worked his way up from…

Kung-Fu Panda 3 Insists That Wars Do Make One Great

There’s essentially one joke in the Kung-Fu Panda movies. A ridiculous, adorable creature executes some extravagant action-flick flourish — vaulting over roofs, dropping a bad guy, striking a poster-perfect superhero pose. Then the battle music fades and that adorable creature breaks badass character to remind us it’s totally relatable, even…

Cougars Humiliated in Fourth Straight Loss

There was only one ticket window open at Hofheinz Pavilion Saturday afternoon. That meant that many fans hoping to attend the University of Houston basketball game weren’t actually inside the building until the first half was nearly over. Seeing the score, many probably just turned around and went home. Saturday…

Anti-HERO Folks Rally to Cannibalize Fellow Conservatives

Jared Woodfill is waging war against his own party — Texas Republicans who he says aren’t conservative enough — and he’s bouncing across Harris County to rally the troops, setting up his mobile staging area in mostly empty chapels.  LastThursday night, anti-HERO hero Woodfill was at Greater Harvest Church in…

6 Highlights From Houston’s Chinese Bakeries

Similar to Mexican bakeries, Chinese bakeries are a vast landscape of unique pastries and new textures to palates accustomed to European or American bakeries dishing out sweet muffins, moist danishes and gooey cookies. Low prices are another point of differentiation from non-ethnic bakeries: entering any one of the Chinese bakeries…

Brothers Osborne, Jon Pardi Offer Hope for Pop-Country Haters

The Brothers Osborne, Jon Pardi House of Blues January 22, 2015 Although California country singer Jon Pardi was last Friday’s nominal headliner at House of Blues, the attraction for me was instead the Brothers Osborne, Pardi’s Grammy-nominated openers. Last summer, a friend of mine had posted a video of the…

The 10 Best Far-Flung Music Venues in the Greater Houston Area

For a lot of Houston’s live music fans, the scene stretches no further north than Fitzgerald’s — and not that far south of Walters, either. Though it feels like we’ve been complaining about how spread out it is forever, the all-caps Houston Music Scene is generally accepted to reside inside…

Theatre Under the Stars Announces its 2016-17 Season

With a definite emphasis on family entertainment and deciding perhaps to relinquish more daring theater to TUTS Underground – with one startlingly exceptional exception – Theatre Under the Stars today announces a 2016-17 season dominated by old favorites. Tried and true money makers Grease, How to to Succeed in Business…

I Laughed at Dirty Grandpa, AMA

Call it a dissenting opinion if you must, but Dirty Grandpa has sporadic moments of hilarity: the spontaneous “USA! USA!” chant that erupts after an out-of-his-mind Zac Efron announces to spring breakers that he’s just unknowingly smoked crack, or Aubrey Plaza commanding as foreplay that Robert De Niro, as the…

How Did This Road-Raging Cop Pass a Psych Evaluation?

Even before Harris County Constable Kenneth Caplan shot and injured Lori Annab in what authorities say was a near-fatal bout of road rage in 2014, he was an unlikely prospect as a peace officer.   The 34-year-old Precinct 6 reserve deputy was already on leave for a previous road rage incident,…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: The 5th Wave

Title: The 5th Wave Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: “We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it!” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Two Klingons out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Alien invasion threatens mankind, complicates burgeoning teenage romance…

The 10 Most Historically Significant WWE Royal Rumbles

In a way, it’s appropriate that the WWE place its second most important pay per view event of the year on this weekend, the same weekend as the NFL’s AFC and NFC title games, because in the same way that those conference title games determine the participants in and set…

Suburban Bands, Do You Have What It Takes?

TAKE A WHIFF Midway through this column, I recall a night spent at a biker rally in the the suburbs breathing in the smell of slumped shoulders as we watched a band limp through a set of poorly chosen covers. That’s real reportage. And in the interests of a Pulitzer,…

Openings and Closings in Houston: Hola to The Halal Guys

The long-awaited grand opening of The Halal Guys’ first Houston location has been announced. On Saturday, January 30, head over to 3821 Farnham (with a few hundred of your closest friends) to see what all the fuss is about and get yourself some sweet grand opening prizes. Don’t forget to…

Here’s That Valid Criticism of Anita Sarkeesian You Wanted

Anita Sarkeesian released the latest in her Tropes vs. Women in Video Games series recently, the humorously titled “Strategic Butt Coverings.” The video is a marked divergence from her previous work, being far shorter and a good deal lighter in tone. Also, it’s funny to hear her say “butt” 29…

Rodeo Steels Itself Against Houston’s Shrinking Economy

The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo is now less than less than five weeks away. The gates of NRG Park will open to the pits and smokers of the World’s Championship Bar-B-Que Contest on Thursday, February 25, heralding Go Texan Day, the downtown parade and Rodeo Run, and the other…

Cutthroat Cocktail Competition Was a Study in Sabotage

Last night’s Cutthroat Cocktail Competition at The Noble Experiment in Pearland proved incredibly challenging for bartenders and entertaining for guests. Modeled after the Food Network show, “Cutthroat Kitchen,” the competition was the brainchild of Hunky Dory bar manager Chris Morris. Morris, in jacket and bowtie, proved he’s just as diabolical…

#NewHoustonRap: The New Class Has Arrived

As of last week, a song is already in the pole position for “hottest song in Houston.” It belongs to DJ XO, Rizzoo Rizzoo and Sosamann. What makes this particular song distinctive is how very little XO and Rizzoo Rizzoo actually contribute, but their parts are arguably the most memorable. “Off…

My Mother Is a Pregnant Grandma. Help!

MY MOTHER IS A PREGNANT GRANDMOTHER! Dear Willie D: Let me start by saying that I love my mom to death. But lately she has been acting irresponsible. I left home three years ago, and has since started my own family. I have a wonderful husband and a 2-year-old girl…

City and Colour Wows a Sold-Out House of Blues

City and Colour House of Blues January 19, 2016 I underestimated City and Colour. Nearly eight years ago, when Starbucks was giving out those Pick of the Week cards that provided customers with free downloadable songs, I heard a sweet yet sorrowful ballad called “The Girl.” I played it countless…

How Transparent Gets Food and Heritage Right

The seventh episode of Transparent’s second season, now available on Amazon, takes place on Yom Kippur. The holiest day of the year in the Hebrew calendar, it’s a holiday on which Jews fast to symbolically atone for their sins. It’s also a significant occasion for Transparent, which, like the Pfefferman…


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