Jan 29 – Feb 4, 2015

Jan 29 - Feb 4, 2015 / Vol. 27 / No. 5

Houston Loses a Classic: Texas Cafeteria Has Closed

Texas Cafeteria has closed. It was known for serving humble classics like beef tips, chicken-fried steak, and chicken and dumplings. We called the restaurant and spoke with owner Pauline Koumonduros. It turns out this is a case of a longtime restaurateur calling it quits after decades in the industry. “We…

The Fifteen Sundance 2015 Films You Need to Know

This year, Sundance started a week late to bypass Martin Luther King Day. Perhaps that’s why buyers bid on films like sprinters racing after lost time. Thanks to their spending spree, every movie on this list should eventually make it to a theater near you — or at least to…

NFL Suspends WR Josh Gordon for One Year

If you were making a list of hardest occupations in all of sports, you’d have a tough time finding one more difficult than “Cleveland Browns fan,” especially when you consider that it’s a job where the only compensation is a lifetime of ridicule and misery. Since returning to the league…

Art or Not, Mel Chin’s Work Is All Over Houston

As a non-professional Houston gallery-goer, I’ve been aware of Mel Chin sort of floating in the ether for a long time. I’ve even seen his work in group and solo shows, I know, though the only one I can definitely remember is his The Funk and Wag From A to…

Meth, Mistaken Identity Lead to Kidnapping Attempt

Shane Davis, 41, lives in Houston. Davis does have a five-year-old daughter, but she does not live in Houston. Unfortunately, meth can make simple details like these very difficult to remember. On the morning of January 28, a 37-year-old woman and her three-year-old daughter, neither of whom are named Nellie,…

Try These 5 Seriously Awesome Hot Dogs in Houston

Everyone loves a good hot dog. And while of course a classic ‘kraut and mustard topped weiner is good — a dog loaded with chili and smashed into a bun along with potato salad is better. Here are five outrageous hot dogs that should definitely make it to your “must…

Group Calls for Federal Inquiry Into Jordan Baker’s Death

The Houston Justice Coalition has started an online petition on Change.org calling for a federal inquiry into the officer-involved shooting death of 26-year-old Jordan Baker last year. The online petition was posted on Saturday and had collected 160 signatures as of Tuesday afternoon. Justice Coalition members say they want to…

Those Really Red Reissues Really Rock

Punk rock in Houston today just makes sense, but in the late ’70s, it was not exactly the place to be. As punk rock was just beginning to find its footing amid complaints from the older generation of rockers that it was all just noise, Houston had little to offer…

The Continuing East Coast Adventures of Children of Pop

Note: this is the second installment of the tour journal written by our friend Chase DeMaster, aka Houston chillwave-jam specialist Children of Pop, about his and homie Gabe Lopez’s recent pre-#snowpacalypse trip to the Eastern Seaboard. When we left off, the pop-children were headed to their gig at Lower East…

The Lowdown on the New Numbers Documentary

A Kickstarter to fund a cinematic look at Houston’s longest-running nightclub and concert venue launched this week. Director Marcus Pontello and producer Jeromy Barber of Dinolion are seeking $40,000 in crowdsourced funds to try and explore the unique history of the legendary venue in Friday I’m in Love. “This started…

Gambling! Early 2015 Heisman Odds Are Out

It’s early February, so naturally it’s time to start looking at odds for next season’s Heisman Trophy, right? (Ahem…RIGHT?!?) The correct answer is “Why, ABSOLUTELY, Sean!!” Actually, while there’s never a bad time to analyze odds on the Heisman (or on anything, really), for the better part of the last…

OneHunnidt Brings the Love at Field Sobriety Listening Party

Neat thing about listening sessions: it’s the one space in time where constructive criticism is thrown completely out the window. That can be dealt with afterward, once you figure out what exactly your ears have just digested. Naturally, OneHunnidt angled mostly for fun and relaxation on Monday night. He’d already…

Pre-Sale Is Now Open for the Houston Press Menu of Menus®

Just in time for you to reserve your spot in this year’s Menu of Menus at Winter Street Studios, the Houston Press is offering a presale that ends on February 7 at 10 a.m. Restaurants have already started to commit to the event, including Eculent, Garson Restaurant, Latin Bites, Maine-ly…

Zola Jesus Sings Some Very Modern Blues at Fitz

Zola Jesus, Deradoorian Fitzgerald’s February 2, 2015 Zola Jesus is not an indie artist. She is not an electronic artist. She is neither an industrial, goth, nor an experimental artist. She transcends these silly, superfluous labels like David Bowie, Diamanda Galas, Prince and Kate Bush before her. She fuses together…

OITH Does Well by Mozart’s La Clemenza di Tito

The set-up: Mozart’s penultimate opera, La Clemenza di Tito, is music fit for a king, which is certainly appropriate since it was commissioned to celebrate the Holy Roman Emperor Leopold II’s coronation as King of Bohemia in September, 1791. The celebrations were hastily planned, leaving only about two months to…

The Stars Have Fallen on Discovery Green

The stars have fallen on Discovery Green, courtesy of British artist Bruce Munro and his Field of Light installation of illuminated fiber optics. Living in the nation’s fourth largest city, light pollution has made it impossible to see the more than 2,500 stars visible to the human eye, but for…

Cougars’ Kelvin Sampson Laying the Foundation for the Future

The 13th seed Houston Cougars lost to the 4th seed Maryland Terrapins in the first round of the NCAA Tournament on March 19, 2010. Three days later, UH head coach Tom Penders stepped down from his position. Penders had coached the Cougars to two NIT tournament appearances, two CBI appearances,…

Creating Your Own Magical Garden Fantasyland in Houston

Sometimes patio furniture and potted plants aren’t enough; you might want to entice faeries, elves and woodland nymphs to your garden by adding mystery and magic. Even if the goal is just to bring color, texture and art to your outdoor living space, exterior decorating provides the opportunity to break…

Eat This: Three Brothers Bakery King CHEESECake

The most exciting thing about regular old King Cake is the fact that lurking within is a creepy plastic newborn whose appearance in your slice means prosperity in your future. Barring that chance to secure the good luck baby (or bean, as the case may be) even the most well-made…

The Top 5 Left-Handed Video Game Characters

My wife is left-handed, and she also happened to go to grade school at a time and place where children writing with their left hands were seen as needing correction because everyone knows that’s how Satan sneaks gay Communism into you. So for many years of her life, she suffered…

Rare Houston Beatles Pic Featured in New eBay Collection

That wonderful photo of now-Sir Paul McCartney, all of 23 years old and performing on the debris-covered stage of the Sam Houston Coliseum, is the only image from the Beatles’ lone Houston appearance a half-century ago to be included in a collection of ultra-candid pictures that was made available on…

Tom DeLay’s Undead Revival Show Plays Houston

Those expecting spangles or jazz hands were disappointed on Saturday morning at South Texas College of Law. Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay was at the podium as the keynote speaker for the 29th Annual Law and Media Seminar ready to talk about his trials and travails dealing with the…

Super Bowl XLIX: 4 Winners, 4 Losers

I don’t know where this postseason rates against other postseasons in NFL history, but I do know that this was perhaps the most amazing karma train that I’ve ever seen in any four weeks of sports. In the wild card round, Dallas beat Detroit on a controversial reversed call. In…

Rakim and EPMD Take the Arena Theatre to Church

Rakim, EPMD Arena Theater January 31, 2015 It is written in the Great Book of Hip-Hop that any faithful fan of rap music, if he or she is able, must make the Pilgrimage at least once to a Rakim concert. Practically since the dawn of rap, the God MC has…

KONGOS Bring South African Flair to Warehouse Live

KONGOS Warehouse Live January 31, 2015 Headlining their first-ever North American tour, KONGOS nearly sold out Warehouse Live this past Saturday. The band is currently on tour in support of their debut album, Lunatics, which was re-released last year when the band signed a deal with Epic Records (read: Sony),…

Dish of the Week: Braciole

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re covering a classic Italian comfort food: braciole. Braciole are thin slices of meat — usually beef, pork, or chicken — that…

This Week In Food Events: Cochon 555 Rolls Into Town

Monday, February 2 Pisco Celebration Week At Latin Bites Today begins a week-long celebration that leads up to Pisco Sour Day on Saturday, February 7. Latin Bites is kicking off the celebration by introducing three new Pisco Sour flavors: Coca leaf liquor (yes, from the very same greenery that cocaine…

The 8 Worst Spots to Try and Park in Houston

As much as we all seem to hate valet parking in Houston, there appears to be a good reason for it: parking here can be an adventure wrapped in a nightmare. It’s remarkable for a city that tears down as many buildings as we do only to leave empty lots…

Why I Think Inner Loop/Outer Loop Debates Are Silly

It’s strange. I’ve lived in and around Houston my whole life, all over the place, and I’ve noticed a weird “friction” develop between some people in regards to life either in or outside of the 610 Loop. I guess it’s part of human nature for some people to look at…

New Store Cariloha Brings Island Life to Rice Village

First time store owners Linda Whittington and Tracy Young may have happened on to the best kept secret of the islands… Cariloha Bamboo. The company takes the fibrous plant and, through a unique process, transforms it into sheets that feel 1,000 thread count, socks that don’t stink, and the softest…

The 20 Most Romantic Restaurants In Houston

When wooing a new love, basking in the warmth of a longterm relationship or even just having quiet time with a friend, everyone needs places to go that promise to be intimate and classic. Excellent service and minimal dining distractions are a must. Many restaurants on this list are longtime…

Doctor Who: Mind the Gaps in the Narrative

If you asked me to pick my absolute least favorite episode of Doctor Who across its entire history then I would definitely pick “Power of Three.” It’s not that it’s a bad episode exactly. It has more to do with how much of a cop-out it is. Amy and Rory…

Donna Campbell is Saving the Alamo!

She’s finally done it. After spending countless hours and plenty of oxygen politicking for patently ridiculous things, state Sen. Donna Campbell has finally come up with a bill we can actually support. She’s saving the Alamo, y’all! Well, sort of. See, last summer the Alamo, the site of the 13…

Dead Revolt Bassist Spencer Golvach Killed In Late-Night Shooting

Spencer Golvach, bassist for proggy Houston post-hardcore trio The Dead Revolt, was killed early Saturday morning, part of what police told KHOU they believe was a drive-by shooting rampage that also claimed one other victim. The suspect in the deaths was then killed by a Harris County sheriff’s deputy about…

Theatre Under the Stars Announces Its 2015-2016 Season

A theater season filled with both the tried-and-true as well as some of Broadway’s latest offerings is on tap for Theatre Under the Stars audiences int he 2015-16 season. The Bridges of Madison County and A Gentleman’s Guide to Love & Murder, both winners of 2014 Tony Awards will be…

NASA Astronaut’s Official Portrait Is Doggone Adorable

We already knew that retired NASA astronaut Leland Melvin was pretty awesome. After all, the former NFL player has logged more than 10 million miles in space travel and met the Obamas and Elmo. Then we saw his official astronaut photo, the one with the dogs. But of course, as…

Super Bowl XLIX: Keys to the Game and Prediction

For the eight or nine days after the AFC Title Game, the prevailing story that none of us could escape was “Deflate-Gate.” Hours upon hours of coverage of the pressure of footballs, the effects of deflation and Bill Belichick’s cheating history. Honestly, the only good thing about Deflate-Gate was the…

Cannibal Corpse & Behemoth Defile House of Blues

Cannibal Corpse, Behemoth House of Blues January 29, 2015 More than 25 years into their surprisingly rigor-resistant career, death-metal archetypes Cannibal Corpse still relish their status as outsiders. Thanks to their gore-soaked and gleefully offensive album covers and lyrics, the group has battled a long legacy of censorship around the…

TV Girl Tops a Bacchanalia of Overstimulation at Fitz

If Greek Bacchanalian festivals existed today, delirious dancing would be performed by stark raving madmen and women filled with MDMA instead of wine, listening to the clanging of beats and displaced rhythms, replacing the terrifying ancient custom of uprooting large trees with celebratory joy. Today’s partakers of Dionysian worship display…

Reviews for the Easily Distracted: Black Sea

Title: Black Sea Doesn’t Jude Law Have Five Kids? Makes sense. Compared to that, being trapped with a bunch of stinky dudes in a Soviet-era submarine sounds positively relaxing. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three and a half Cary Grants out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Disgruntled…

Friday Night Shaping Up to Be a Rocker

Friday is shaping up right nicely for those of us who frequent H-Town’s lower dens. The biggest news is that the Paul Collins Beat is at Walter’s as the centerpiece of a record fair sponsored by Sound Exchange. Collins first touched the hem of fame as drummer for the legendary…

Super Bowl XLIX: Five Prop Bets to Invest In

We are about 48 hours away from kickoff of Super Bowl XLIX. Kickoff of the Super Bowl is always one of the most exciting times to be an American. It’s football, OUR sport, played at the highest level. But perhaps you don’t have a dog in the fight this Sunday…

Upcoming Events: A One-of-a-Kind Culinary Experience

Triniti, 2815 S. Shepherd, is starting an exciting new weekday lunch service on Tuesday, February 3. The afternoon menu will showcase a variety of main course salads and sandwiches, plus a curated selection of starters and main courses — think delicious things like pulled pork and ham Cubans, soba noodle…

James Harden’s MVP Cred Is Legit, Sustainable

In watching the Golden State Warriors dismantle the Rockets twice in a week last week, it was difficult to make a case for James Harden as the presumptive league MVP if for no other reason than both Steph Curry and Klay Thompson seem to have good reason to consider themselves…

deadhorse Singer Mike Argo Ain’t Going Nowhere

When word spread three and a half years ago that deadhorse — the undisputed kings of the Axiom back in the ’90s — were reuniting after a 20-year layoff, most local fans were elated. Most. Not all. There was dismissive grumbling from some quarters about former guitarist and songwriter Mike…

Openings & Closings: No More Nara

It wasn’t a big stretch to guess that the chances of Nara Sushi & Korean Kitchen at West Ave on 2800 Kirby weren’t good. Its demise adds one more to the “Restaurant Death Toll” that includes Trenza, Ava and Nara’s predecessor in the exact same space, Katsuya by Stark. The…

Cougars’ Bad Offense Not Quite As Bad As Rice’s Bad Offense

The Houston Cougars and Rice Owls are bad basketball teams. Both teams struggle to score. Both teams have difficulties shooting the ball. They’re turnover prone. It can be difficult watching them play games, and when it’s like it was Wednesday night, when the two faced off at Hofheinz Pavilion, it…

Texas Muslim Capitol Day Went About as Well as Expected

An elected official and a clutch of protesters shared their views about this year’s Texas Muslim Capitol Day. Take a wild guess how things went. (Hint: it’s possible there was even a pair of jeggings involved.) The event, organized by the Texas chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations was…

Houston Grand Opera Announces Its 2015-16 Season

It’s a season designed to portray the journeys people take, says Houston Grand Opera Artistic and Music Director Patrick Summers in describing the upcoming 2015-16 HGO offerings ranging from the Siegfried (and Summers’ favorite part of Wagner’s Ring Cycle) to the return of Carlisle Floyd now in his 88th year…

Children of Pop Sent Us This Rad Tour Journal

Note: Right now we are very high on Houston chillwave/dream-pop auteur Chase DeMaster, sultan of the #veryjazzed empire, and his merry band of accomplices known as Children of Pop. Recently they headed off to give select East Coast cities a taste of the CoP flavors, hyping the second pressing of…

Pissed Off Inmate Admits to Mailing Judge Threatening Letter

In 2005, George Yarbrough filed a boilerplate, handwritten civil rights complaint in federal court, claiming Texas prison guards in Huntsville pummeled him and broke his jaw while handcuffing him back in 2002. Locked up on multiple charges — evading arrest, unauthorized use of a vehicle, assault on a public servant…

Rock and Roll Hero Buddy Holly Lives On via Buddy

Todd Meredith, who has the lead role in Society for Performing Arts’ production of Buddy: The Buddy Holly Story, has turned the musical into what could well be a lifelong career. “I always aspired to be a professional musician,” says Meredith from a hotel room in New Jersey where he…

Eat This: Wendy’s Bacon and Blue on Brioche Burger

Or, “the B^4,” you might call it in front of certain audiences who would condemn you automatically for enjoying a fast-food burger. Unlike in the case of calzones, there is no dearth of good burgers in Houston. Listicles from various outlets suggest you could eat a different burger from various…

Chef Chat, Part 2: Chris Loftis of Number 13

If you’ve ever had to commute across Houston from one end to the other for a paycheck, you can sympathize with why chef Chris Loftis, a new dad at the time, needed to work in a restaurant closer to home. He left Strata in far northwest Houston and joined the…

Is D’Angelo’s Black Messiah Really That Good?

It took maybe the final three weeks of 2014 before I truly realized that D’Angelo had released an album. That sentence alone sounds like a Christmas miracle but there we sat, enjoying our lives with a brand new D’Angelo album to dissect and enjoy. Wait — let us backtrack. D’Angelo…

10 Great Spooky Board Games From the Past

Board games have been around a long time, and despite being a now older form of entertainment, there are lots of great ones that still manage to be fun. Sure, the old standbys such as “Monopoly” and “Risk” are a lot of fun, but I always liked the games with…

A Houston Sommelier on Top of the World in New York City

As Houston’s allure as a leading international wine destination continues to grow, a number of New York restaurant pros have found their way here. Pappas Bros. Steakhouse sommelier Steven McDonald is one of them. The San Antonio-born wine stud made a name for himself working at the Michelin-starred Ai Fiori…

My Girl Wants to Take Naked Pictures. Help!

Welcome to Ask Willie D, Rocks Off’s advice column where the Geto Boys MC answers reader questions about matters, in his own words, “funny, serious or unpredictable.” Something on your mind? Ask Willie D! WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY AND WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DYSFUNCTIONALITY? Dear Willie D: Why…

The Magic Flute

When Nicole Heaston, the daughter of a Chicago music teacher, was a child taking piano lessons, she was, well, not very good. But her instructor urged her mother to listen to her daughter as Heaston sang along with her playing. In short order, she became a member of the Chicago…

As You Like It

Alley Theatre Artistic Director Gregory Boyd says he wouldn’t have thought of tackling Shakespeare’s As You Like It if he hadn’t known from the start who he was going to cast in the lead character role of Rosalind. That will be Alley Company actress Elizabeth Bunch, by the way. “Rosalind…

Cedric Andrieux

Onstage, dancers perform a role. Jérôme Bel set out to shake up the customary relationship between dancer and dance-maker in the solo titled Cédric Andrieux, performed by former Merce Cunningham Dance Company member Andrieux. In conjuncture with CAMH’s current exhibit, “Double Life,” Andrieux’s solo exposes a role frequently left unseen:…

QSeries: LGBTQ Lives on Film – Wildness

Director Wu Tsang captures the happy party scene inside the Silver Platter, an LGBTQ bar in Los Angeles, in his documentary Wildness. He also captures an ever-present sense of danger menacingly waiting, it seems, right outside its doors. The usual clientele of the Silver Platter, one of the oldest gay…

Wow…”We Are the World” Is 30 Years Old

If you ’80s children need a reason to feel extra-old this week, here’s a good one: “We Are the World” is exactly 30 years old. In 1985, the evening of the American Music Awards — which back then were in late January instead of right after Thanksgiving — Quincy Jones…

Capsule Art Reviews: January 29, 2015

“Drawings and Sculpture” Cryptic languages, hidden doors, secret passageways and escape hatches: Expect to find this and more in Stephen Daly’s “Drawings and Sculpture” exhibit at Gremillion & Co. It is the modus operandi of this former professor of art (now professor emeritus, University of Texas) to challenge and lead…

Capsule Stage Reviews: January 29, 2015

Madame Butterfly The girl in the chrysanthemum kimono never stays too far away too long. Depicted through Puccini’s most rhapsodic melodies that use a subtle pentatonic framework for its swirling overlay of Japanesque atmosphere, this universally beloved opera is continually on the annual top-ten list of most performed operas. Written…

Mexican Rock and Adoption Issues

Dear Mexican: Why is rock en español so mellow? You’d think that with so much injustice, Mexican rock bands would sound angrier. El Gigante de Anaheim Dear Anaheim Giant: You’d think so, right? Back in the Mexican’s rockero days, groups like Maldita Vecindad, Café Tacuba, El Gran Silencio, and so…


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