Evening Commute Should Be Drier as High Pressure Moves In

For those concerned about a soggy evening commute, you are in luck. The rain we’ve been getting throughout the day will continue in spurts for a few more hours, but should begin to clear out by the early evening as high pressure in the Mississippi Valley moves westward into southeast…

Reality Bites: Celebrity Wife Swap

It’s either a sign of how far we’ve advanced as a civilization or yet another harbinger of society’s inevitable collapse that the expression “wife swapping” now has a humorous context. Far from the brazen sleazery of Raising Arizona’s Glen and Dot or the key parties of the swinging ’70s, the…

On the Eve of the Busy Season for Hurricanes, Now Is the Time to Prepare

For about four months along the Texas coastline, people with relatively no interest in weather other than casual conversations in grocery store waiting lines (“Sure is hot outside.” “Yup.”) suddenly become experts in sea surface temperatures, El Niño and vertical wind shear. Welcome to hurricane season. The season begins in…

Royal Baby Food for Your Royal Baby

While we anxiously await the birth of the British royal baby (I almost feel like Royal Baby should be capitalized ’cause it’s that big of a deal), I wanted to take a second to let all of the other new babies out there know that we’re thinking about you, too…

This Week’s Cafe Review: Sweet Wine at CINQ

I had something of an epiphany while sipping from my wife’s glass of 2005 Meulenhof Erdener Treppchen Riesling Beerenauslese. She’d asked for something to go with dessert, and this is what our waiter, Sebastien, had brought her. At once clean and bright, concentrated and intense, it was eye-opening. Most of…

Here, Eat This: A Beginner’s Guide to 7-Eleven© Cuisine

While the return of 7-Eleven© to Houston may have the gourmands among us raising their champagne glasses, the rest of us plain folk are perhaps sheepishly wondering, “Golly, that food looks good. But I wouldn’t even know where to begin!” To the hoi polloi of Houston (and, please know, I…

A Proclamation and a Playlist: I Hate Grocery Shopping

The list of things I’d prefer to do instead of grocery shopping is long and ends with stuff like “moonwalk naked over hot coals” and “chew pink fiberglass-flavored Bubblicious.” My son, the social conscience of our family, never fails to remind how lucky I am to be beleaguered by “first-world…

Summer of Johnny: Mark May Is the Worst

Let me preface this post by saying that I don’t know Johnny Manziel personally, but from what I know of him, I like Johnny Manziel. I know the same things about Johnny Manziel that most of you know. I know everything that he tweets, Vines and puts up on Instagram…

This Week in Food Blogs: Cool Off With Gazpacho & Lemon Souffle

CultureMap Houston: Houston will soon be graced with the presence of one of Dessert Professional’s top 10 pastry chefs in America. Roy Shvartzapel, a Houston native, is opening a bakery, Common Bond, where Houstonians will be able to feast on his delicious pastries, sandwiches and even gelato. Blue Jean Gourmet:…

Stones Guitarist’s Ex-Spouse Was the Wife of the Party

It’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll: 30 Years Married to a Rolling Stone By Jo Wood It Books, 333 pp., $26. There are enough tomes by the ex-wives, ex-girlfriends, and ex-lovers of rock stars form their own subgenre of music books. And it’s with good reason you rarely ever see one…

Investigating Food in Film: Crabby Snacks and Homemades

It’s little surprise many famous movie scenes involve food; there’s a certain pleasure in watching characters eat the foods we enjoy in real life or grapple with familiar challenges of cooking, say, lobsters. But have you ever been watching a film and someone mentions a food you’ve never hear of?…

Perry Mason: Five Songs for a Legal Legend

Today is the birthday of one Erle Stanley Gardner, with whose name you may or may not be all that familiar. Undoubtedly you know his most famous creation, defense attorney Perry Mason, star of prose, radio, and screen. Gardner was suspended from law school because he spent all his time…

The 10 Most Cinematic Moments on NES

This week is the 30th birthday of the Nintendo Entertainment System, also known as the reason fun exists. I’m pretty sure not buying your kid an NES in the ’80s actually constituted a form of child abuse. It was the magic box from which whimsy and happiness flowed out in…

Sodexo’s Feeding Our Future Program Helps Hungry Kids

A company called Sodexo is partnering with Houston hospitals, Sysco, and others this summer to help feed some of the 415,000 “food-insecure” children — that is, kids who depend largely on free- and reduced-price school meals for sustenance. Sodexo’s Feeding Our Future program “is a collaborative volunteer effort with local…

Boston Baked Beans in a Crock and Hot

You would be surprised how appetizing a giant crock of hot beans can be in the middle of the summer. I was, at least, when my husband pressed me to try a spoonful of the beans he had been slow cooking for eight hours in our oven at a temperature…

10 Bands Who Have No Original Members

Just about every famous band has featured a lineup switch at some point. Even Rush, whose lineup has been static for 39 years, had a different drummer for their first album. But every now and then we see a band whose lineup gradually erodes. The switches pile-up until, one day,…

Yes, Even the ESPYs Has Wagering Odds, and Here They Are!

Nobody does “self-congratulatory disguised as congratulating others” better than ESPN, and if that’s the soapbox that I have climbed atop today, then you know it must be time for the ESPYs! For years, the Wednesday after the Major League Baseball All-Star Game was known for one thing: It was the…

“Hick-Hop” Is Garbage. Jesus. It’s Utter Garbage.

I’m blaming you for this blog, Kid Rock. You and that damned “Cowboy” song. It’s all your fault. Let’s talk about “hick-hop,” shall we? So I was under the foolish impression that hick-hop was shit like Limp Bizkit and Bubba Sparxxx. You know, that mashed-up, metal-ish/hip-hop-ish/country garbage that constitutes, at…

Twinkies Are Back; Here’s Where to Find Them in Houston

They’re baaaaaaaaaaaack! That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. Twinkies are back! Unless you’ve been living in a cave for the past several months, you know that there was a time when it looked like Twinkies were gone for good. Once Hostess, the maker of Twinkies, announced it was going out of…

J.K. Rowling Has a Pseudonym and 5 Other Famous Fakers

The jig is up for Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling. This week it was revealed that the author who is most famous for her creation of the Gryffindor colors penned a recent mystery novel titled The Cuckoo’s Calling. Rowling wrote the book under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith. The news was…

Waiting for Beyoncé: From Afterparty to Eternity

Houston loves Beyoncé. Monday, July 15th, 2013 will forever be remembered as the night she owned H-Town, performing a monster 24-song set at a sold-out Toyota Center show. Fans lined up from early in the morning for a show that began far after sunset, all in hopes of basking in…

Texas Attorney General: Online Dating Service Targeted Seniors, Veterans

The Texas Attorney General’s Office is seeking to shut down a sham online dating service targeting seniors and veterans, accusing the owners of cold-calling prospective subscribers and forcing them to pay steep “termination fees, ” even if they didn’t sign up. The AG’s Office’s temporary restraining order names Javier Luna,…

Dishcrawl Restaurant Tour Group Coming to Houston

The national restaurant crawl organization Dishcrawl is making its Houston debut next week with a foodie tour of Montrose. The organization started in San Jose, California, with the idea of getting people out and about in the cities where they live to experience local food and culture. Dishcrawl already operates…

The 2013 Gold Cup: Wait, No Mexico This Time?

The 2013 edition of the CONCACAF Gold Cup made its stop at BBVA Compass Stadium Monday night — where it was wet and very un-wild. It was a double-header that featured the final round of group matches for all four teams in Group B — El Salvador, Haiti, Honduras and…

Here’s Our 2013 HPMA Showcase Schedule For You

After much consideration and more maneuvering than the average Air Force test pilot — or at least as much, anyway — it gives Rocks Off great pleasure to announce the lineup of this year’s Houston Press Music Awards showcase, featuring fortysomething 2013 HPMA nominees performing within blocks of one another…

Cake Decorating 101: Fondant Dogwood Flowers

Now that we know how to cover a cake with fondant, it is time to apply fondant decorations to that cake. A classic decoration for cakes is a cluster of beautifully colored and shaped flowers. Of course, you usually see these pretty decorative fondant pieces on top of cakes made…

Skeeters Land 2014 Atlantic League All-Star Game

The hits just keep on coming for Houston’s Minor League franchise. While the Astros struggle with attendance, ratings and wins, the Sugar Land Skeeters win, fill the building and now find out they will host the 2014 Atlantic League All-Star Game at their home park, Constellation Field. As Sean Pendergast…

The Rocks Off 100: Kevin Choate, Drum Like You’re Screaming

Welcome to the Rocks Off 100, our portrait gallery of the most compelling profiles and personalities in the far-flung Houston music community — a lot more than just musicians, but of course they’re in there too. See the entire Rocks Off 100 at this link. Who? Kevin Choate partners with…

The 5 Best Old-School NES Themes Acoustically Covered on YouTube

Recently, the Nintendo Entertainment System turned 30 years old. I can hardly be alone in remembering the old grey box with incredible fondness. I poured more of my energy and dreams into that machine than the people plugged into the Matrix. It was responsible for more empty triumphs than a…

Kir Cocktail & Variations

The silver lining to good friends moving out of town is that they bring all their leftover liquor to your house. This gesture not only leads to the farewell cookout you host for them involving a dangerous “create your own cocktail” station but also facilitates further experimentation in the weeks…

Houston Family Arts Center Does Well By Fiddler on the Roof

The set-up: Fiddler on the Roof opened on Broadway in 1964 to acclaim, running for 3,242 performances and holding for a decade the title of longest-running B’way show. It won nine Tony awards, including best actor in a musical for Zero Mostel, playing Tevye, the lead. Based on the stories…

Astros Post Worst TV Ratings of Any MLB Team Since 2008

The third straight awful season for the Astros coupled with the lack of a deal with cable providers to carry CSN Houston has made for abysmal television ratings for the team. How bad? Well, you would have to go back to the 2008 Washington Nationals to find a worse local…

Sidecars and Summer Fare at Lucille’s

Fall was the last time I visited Lucille’s, where I enjoyed some terrific oyster sliders and a warm plate of shrimp and grits. In the months that followed, Houston grew much colder, then warmer, then, oddly, a bit cooler, then searingly hot. Lucille’s likewise has experienced its own ups and…

Houston Bows Down to Conquering Beyonce

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UPDATED: Houston’s Top 25 Closed Music Venues

UPDATED (Tuesday, 5 p.m.) to correct an error in the Club Hey Hey item. Before we go any further, this isn’t over. Houston fancies itself as forever moving forward, a “city of the future,” but in a relatively short time span — the past 40, maybe 50 years — it’s…

How My Daughter Made Me a Better RPG Gamer

At my heart I am an RPG gamer. As far back as I can remember my favorite time in front of a console was plugging into the most immersive and literary titles I could find. Final Fantasy, Dragon Warrior, Chrono Trigger… Give me 40+ hours of turn-based combat and Tolkien…

Beyoncé at Toyota Center, 7/15/2013

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John Mayer at Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, 7/12/2013

John Mayer Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion July 12, 2013 “I’m a good man, with a good heart. Had a tough time, got a rough start. But I finally learned to let it go…” — John Mayer, “Shadow Days” John Mayer has been in recovery for a few years now. Physically,…

Chief Keef at Warehouse Live, 7/14/2013

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Top 5 Cooks/Food Personalities on YouTube You Should Be Watching

In an effort to endure unexpected flight delays, I’ve started watching random food and cooking shows on YouTube. So many are ten times more entertaining than Top Chef and offer better instructions than some of the schlock shows on the food network. 5. Clara Cannucciari. In “Great Cooking,” 97-year-old Clara…

The Appleseed Cast at Fitzgerald’s, 7/12/2013

The Appleseed Cast Fitzgerald’s July 12, 2013 Friday night in Houston was a lover of the blues’ wet dream, with several roadshow options from that genre to choose from. John Mayer was doing his thing at the Woodlands Pavilion, while Susan Tedeschi and Derek Trucks were tearing down the joint…

The Path to Being Pro-Life: What It Really Means

I’ve decided to become pro-life. It was actually a really easy decision that I thought long and hard about, and I realize that me becoming pro-life will probably alienate many of readers. Let me explain my reasons… Access to safe and cost effective abortions actually prevents more abortions than restrictions…

Tedeschi Trucks Band at House of Blues, 7/12/2013

Tedeschi Trucks Band House of Blues July 12, 2013 At its best, live music can be a life-affirming, soul-nourishing, and joy-inducing experience. Those may sound like empty platitudes, the kind of catch-all catchphrases that might be printed on a plaque at the Hallmark store of spew from the mouth of…

6 Life Lessons Learned From Sharknado

Imagine you are an up and coming screenwriter named Thunder Levin (you are already awesome by name alone) with a few stellar titles under your belt such as Mutant Vampire Zombies From the Hood and AE: Apocalypse Earth, and you are approached by the Syfy channel to pen the script…

True Blood: Peaches, Plot Twists, and a Whole Lot of Pain

Alan Ball was known for his masterful use of music in Six Feet Under. He’s lost none of his touch when it comes to his current HBO series, True Blood — which happens to be set in the Louisiana swamps, not terribly far from Houston. Much thanks to True-Blood.net, who…

Checking In On The Astros At The All Star Break

So it’s the All Star break, and the question at this point of the season, as it’s been at this point of the season for the past several years is a simple one: will the Astros ever again be a good baseball team? The Astros once again have the worst…

Wicked Shines When Glinda the Good Witch is on Stage

The set-up: With all the aerial modes of transportation on display in Stephen Schwartz’s (and book writer Winnie Holtzman’s) megahit musical Wicked – winged monkeys, broomstick, tornado, fairground balloon, and bubble – you’d think this theatrical juggernaut from 2003, the fourth incarnation to visit Houston via Gexa on Broadway, would…

What’s Cooking This Week? Mahi-Mahi Tacos & More

I love cooking for my fiancé and me, but most of the time, cooking for two proves to be difficult. If I don’t make a plan, I end up running around in circles at the grocery store and wasting half the ingredient’s I’ve bought (and I hate wasting food). Enter…

Five Joy Division Covers That Don’t Suck

Today would have marked the 57th birthday of Ian Curtis, who was born on July 15, 1956. Though the Joy Division front man tragically took his own life 33 years ago, it’s telling of the legacy he left behind that even now we hear bands hopelessly indebted to his unique…

Ten Bands We Wish Had Their Own Beer

Sigh no more, my friends. You, too, can drink like a rock star. Or a banjo player. Mumford and Sons announced Sunday that they’re creating their own ale to be served when they stop over in Lewes, England, on their Gentlemen of the Road tour later this year. The bandmates…

Doctor Who: The Top 5 Doctor Who Stories Never Made

Over the course of 50 years Doctor Who has had 239 different stories, encompassing almost 800 individual episodes. We’ve got two more this year to look forward to, the 50th Anniversary special in November and the Christmas special where Matt Smith will step out of the Tardis for the last…

Houston Lightning Strike Detector Gets Overhaul

It’s summertime in Houston and with very few exceptions, this is the time of year for thunderstorms nearly every day. Some are very small and isolated while at other times, whole lines of storms rumble through the area. When they are larger, they can produce incredible thunder. I’ve had thunder…

Greg Abbott Set for “Major Announcement” Sunday

Members of Greg Abbott’s campaign have confirmed that the attorney general, widely considered to be a favorite as Texas’s next governor, is set for a “major announcement regarding his political future” on Sunday. The announcement will take place on Plaza Juarez in San Antonio at 1 p.m. — one week…

We Made Lemon Berry Beer Ice Pops; You Heard Us Right

Want to make sure your beer stays nice and cold by the pool this summer? Freeze it! That’s right, folks. Today we’re showing you how to make ice pops…out of beer. BEER POPS! Sorry. Just the thought of it gets us a little excited. The combinations are endless, but we…

Chef Hugo Ortega Crashes Bike, Undergoes Surgery Today

Chef Hugo Ortega of Hugo’s and Backstreet Cafe was injured in a bicycle accident the morning of Thursday, July 11, in which he broke two ribs and his clavicle. Paula Murphy announced in a press release this morning that the popular chef is having surgery on his shoulder today. We…

The Southern End of the Keystone to Start Up Any Day Now

The Keystone XL pipeline project is still up in the air, but the southern leg of the pipeline is almost complete and may be up and running in the very near future, TransCanada Corp. spokespeople say, according to United Press International. If the U.S State Department signs off on it,…

Summer TV Club: Red Dwarf : “Thanks For The Memory”

Summer TV Club takes you back to the 80s again, only this week we’re going “across the Pond” (as the tiresome saying goes) to check out the sci-fi cult comedy, Red Dwarf. It’s the story of Dave Lister, a technician on a mining ship who’s recently woken up from 3,000,000…

Make Happy Hour Your Dinner at Benjy’s on Washington

Happy hours are great for several reasons. You get good, cheap food and discounted drinks and have the chance to socialize with friends. While some happy hours tend to last just a couple of hours and offer a small selection of dishes to enjoy with your drinks, Benjy’s on Washington…

Fitz and the Tantrums at Fitzgerald’s, 7/11/13

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Title: Pacific Rim Is It Better Than Ten Super Bowls? Given how excruciating the Super Bowl usually is, yes. Given early indicators, however, I’m afraid not many will share my enthusiasm. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Four Jet Jaguars out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Giant robots…

The Coogs Stuff Michael Young

The University of Houston has been quiet since the Michael Young divorce from the basketball program at the end of May. Young accused the school of NCAA violations. His son Joseph, the basketball team’s leading scorer, quit and has transferred to Oregon. Allegations of physical threats against Joseph have been…

Shine a Light On Me: 40 Years of The Midnight Special

Recently, I was swallowed under a wave of memories while channel surfing. Thanks to some infomercial hustlers who were selling a DVD collection, I was spending the first moments of a new Saturday watching scenes from The Midnight Special for the first time in more than 30 years. My eyes…

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You have two opportunities to celebrate Americas’s 25th anniversary. On Monday, July 15, from 4 to 9 p.m., the River Oaks location offers the Chef Pairing Menu for $88 per person starting with salt cod and potato fritter paired with a 2011 Blanco Joven, followed by ginger BBQ pork shank…

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One of the most versatile actors in Houston, David Matranga has just finished a run as the heroic, noble Macduff in the dramatic tragedy Macbeth at Stark Naked Theatre. He’s currently appearing as the young, innocent Detective Sergeant Penny in the comedic whodunit The Hollow at the Alley Theatre. Local…

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A few years ago, my kids were visiting from Chicago in the summertime, and we decided to head up to Dallas, for two reasons: 1. Eat lunch at the new-to-Dallas-but-an-old-friend-to-my-digestive-tract In-N-Out Burger 2. Take a tour of the still-fairly-new Cowboys Stadium, a.k.a. “Jerry World” After a delicious double-double and neopolitan…

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A rush of visitors filed into G Gallery Saturday afternoon for the opening of “Variations in Color,” a seven-artist show that gallery director Diane Barber calls “an exhibit of abstraction,” and for good reason: Splayed all over G Gallery’s white walls are seven different interpretations of color. How many colors…

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Even as Randy Travis clings to life in a North Texas hospital, his spartan brand of country music feels like a thing of the past. At the very least, it’s hard to imagine songs like “Forever and Ever, Amen” or “Deeper Than the Holler” ever crying out for a “Cruise”-style…

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Jimbo Mathus was born in the land of the Mississippi Delta blues, where a singer has one of two choices when catapulting the hill-folk sound into mainstream Americana: Elvis Presley’s blues or Huckleberry Finn’s country. Though he looks the part of Finn, with his overalls and swanky countrypolitan shirts in…

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One thing that happens to fans quite often right at the end of a big trade or signing is they begin to worry. This is particularly true in Houston, where trades getting rescinded by the NBA is an actual possibility. In this case, it’s the massive free-agent signing of center…

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My husband and I have been traveling over the past week on a road trip through the South up through Denver, a wannabe On the Road in the digital age. We prided ourselves on not bringing any maps or agenda and just going with it; “going with it” involves only…

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Once upon a time, there was a magical land that sold $3 sangrias and half-price bottles of wine during Sunday brunch. That magical land was called Batanga. And they had me at sangria… So, I went there last Sunday to try this Latin brunch out. “But wait,” you say, “isn’t…

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With due respect to the Hates, Really Red, Spunk and all the bands that have come before and since, for a certain generation of fans, 30footFALL is where Houston punk begins and ends. Thanks to years of nonstop touring, a string of uptempo albums, and high-profile compilation contributions, perhaps no…

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In the past, I’ve expounded on my intense love of liverwurst, a meat product that I feel has been unjustifiably spurned by modern foodies. I will admit the uses for liverwurst appear to be limited; aside from serving as a spread or sandwich filling, it doesn’t readily lend itself to…

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The writers at Rocks Off are huge fans of boners, and we look for every excuse we can to write about them. We love terms like trouser snake and meat thermometer, and we’re not afraid to say so, because boners are awesome. Even with half of the writers of this…

Top 5 Goat Dishes to Try in Houston

Many, many years ago, when I was an adventurous young thang, I worked one summer in Rajgarh, a small town in the Indian Himalayas. I spent a lot of time helping a social services organization conduct field research in woman’s health practices. I also ate a lot of goat. In…

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