The 5 Best Restaurants in Tomball

There’s been an explosion in Tomball’s growth over the past few years. There have been infrastructure improvements, such such as the 249 Toll Road and the Grand Parkway expansion, new shopping centers and, of course, new restaurants. That means that these days there are many new dining choices, in addition…

Dish of the Week: Jamaican Jerk Chicken

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sharing a spiced-up island-style recipe: Jamaican Jerk Chicken Derived from the term charqui—a Spanish word for jerked or dried meat, jerk…

DEFCON Dining: Recalibrating Expectations at Shri Balaji Bhavan

Dining out with children is an exercise in situational awareness. Each experience is unique, with different variables leading to different possible outcomes, DEFCON-like in their escalating threat levels. Keen observation, forward planning and prior experience are critical in determining the proper strategy. Here at DEFCON Dining, we do the grunt…

The 10 Best Pancakes in Houston

As evidenced by the name of my food blog, I take pancakes seriously. So let’s start with some expectations: for this list of the 10 best pancakes in Houston, I stuck to the traditional American definition of pancakes: fluffy, stove-cooked, sweet, and typically topped with syrup. No oven-puffed Dutch babies,…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Pair Wine & Cheese

Here’s a look at this weekend’s best culinary happenings: LÜNCH @ Oxheart Friday – Sunday, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. 1302 Nance While Oxheart closes so the team can take a break, three of Houston’s culinary elite will be teaming up for a special LÜNCH pop up (running Friday, July…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Double Down for Lobster Friday

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary events: As part of a national effort to bring attention to traditional New York delicatessens, both locations of Kenny & Ziggy’s New York Delicatessen and Restaurant, 2327 Post Oak and at 5172 Buffalo Speedway, will be offering…

10 Times Blink-182 Showed Their Serious Side

Blink-182 broke into the mainstream via a music video that features its three members — all grown men, mind you — running naked through a city street. The trio offers up song titles like “Apple Shampoo” and “Dysentery Gary.” Hell, dudes are in their forties now, and even lyrics from…

Ellen Page Kidnaps an Infant in Tallulah, but She Means Well

Ellen Page’s complicated onscreen relationship with children continues in Tallulah, which reverses the Juno dynamic — this time her title character wants a kid who isn’t hers. Orange Is the New Black scribe Sian Heder makes her directorial debut with the sympathetic indie, a maternal character study that loses its…

In Gleason, an NFL Hero Faces ALS and the Loss of His Body

With unflagging honesty and compassion, Clay Tweel’s documentary Gleason charts the journey of former New Orleans Saints safety Steve Gleason as he copes with the ruinous nerve disease ALS, or Lou Gehrig’s Disease. That description, however, can’t quite do justice to Tweel’s film, which is partly built around video journals…

Astros’ Jose Altuve Is on a Hall of Fame Path

Sometimes greatness comes in the unlikeliest of packages at the least likely time. When Jose Altuve was first called up to the big leagues, it was during the second half of the 2011 season, which was really the first full season of the teardown that would lead to a four-year…

The Melting Pot Has Hardly Changed a Bit Since the Early 2000s

The restaurant industry is notorious for its sfickle nature. A place closing in under a year isn’t all that surprising. A restaurant that survives longer than five years is. Still, Houston has its fair share of long-lived eateries. One such staple is The Melting Pot. When The Melting Pot first…

Beat the Heat With Houston’s Coolest Hotel Pools

When it’s this hot outside, we get to thinking about ways to cool down in Texas. Here’s our take on Houston’s coolest hotel pools, and you won’t believe the last one: it’s a showstopper. Hotel ZaZa, Houston Museum District Hotel ZaZa preserved the ooh la la when they purchased the…

Allison Janney Talks Tallulah, Mom and Motherhood

Allison Janney is deflecting questions about herself to proclaim the talent and intelligence of her Tallulah co-star Ellen Page, whom she already step-mothered onscreen in 2007’s Juno, when she suddenly interrupts herself. “Oh my god,” she says. “I’ve been talking since six this morning. I’m bleary-eyed from all the conversations…

First Look at Steel City Pops

Back on the 13th (713 for life), I turned 34. It’s not a milestone year by any measure, and I’m not one for such frippery as “birthday months.” Still, my family wanted to celebrate. They insisted on marking the occasion with dessert, as is tradition, leaving the details up to…

A Shameless Night at Midtown’s Glitter Karaoke

A number of bars in and around Houston have karaoke nights, a bunch of drunks belting out “Don’t Stop Believing” or “Pour Some Sugar on Me” while half the crowd annoyingly tunes out and the other half drunkenly sings along. There’s nothing wrong with this; a bunch of barflies butchering…

Five Ways to Spot a Houston Music Fan

Houston music fans are a unique breed. We’ve been called every name in the proverbial fandom critique book, from flaky to enthusiastic and down right rude, it’s an undeniable fact that Houston fans are a rowdy bunch. And while being in a venue with several thousand crass, boorish, inebriated Houston…

Sharon Jones Won’t Let Cancer Stop the Funk

Barbara Kopple’s Miss Sharon Jones! tells the kind of true story that makes you want to kick creation itself square in the crotch. Here’s that firecracker soul singer, nearing her 60s, her boogie still majestic, her band still a tight retro marvel, her wail still the southern end of a northbound…

Day For Night Takes on a Much Different Look for Year 2

Here’s a question that seldom comes up in interviews: “Are you going to put a stage in the bomb shelter?” It did here. Day For Night, the fledgling wintertime event that tosses music and digital art into a big blender, using its surroundings and the audience to create an installation…

Art Briles Doesn’t Deserve Another Shot at College Coaching

Since being ousted as the head football coach at Baylor in late May, a move that was first couched as a “suspension with intent to terminate,” which then became an official termination the following month with a multimillion-dollar settlement on his contract, Art Briles had been largely off the grid,…

If You Go at Lunch, Crown Seafood Restaurant Can Be Spectacular

It’s pretty disconcerting when, straight out of the ballpark, a promising new restaurant underwhelms to the point that you are inclined to write it off completely based on a single visit. Doing so would be hasty — agreed — but such was the case when we tried Crown Seafood Restaurant,…

Nightmare Keeps Repeating for Girl in Texas Foster Care System

Less than 24 hours after state child welfare workers were warned of the risks of suddenly relocating a 16-year-old foster care child with severe medical and psychological problems to a new home, the girl was hospitalized, and her former caretakers fear for her health. The girl, who we’ll call Vanessa,…

In Defense of Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

If you’re a horror fan, you’ve probably already heard that the film, The Woods, actually turned out to be a surprise sequel to The Blair Witch Project thanks to an unexpected screening and announcement at San Diego Comic Con. Already the few critics who have seen it are gushing over…

The 10 Best Country Albums of 2016…So Far

Considering the past couple of years in country music, 2016 has already been a massive improvement. As the bro-fueled popularity of tailgate tunes winds down, what has come in its place has been a remarkable thing. With the arrival of artists like Margo Price, Chris Stapleton, and super producer Dave…

Paralyzed Juggalo Joe Mekan Feels the Love at His First Gathering

In the fading afternoon light, Joe Mekan sits near the entrance to Gathering of the Juggalos, smoking a Marlboro and watching his fellow Juggalos pour into the festival. He’s wearing a black tank top and black beanie; tattoos cover his arms, including a work-in-progress he’s doing himself, starting with a…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars For Brunch

To say Houston loves its brunch scene is an understatement. Every weekend, thousands from in and around the area venture out to any number of local joints in search of the best brunch in town. Many of these folks are in it strictly for the food; brunch is, after all,…

Carlos Beltran’s in Town, So Let’s Act Like Adults

The Astros start an important three-game series against the New York Yankees tonight. The Astros are incredibly hot, rapidly gaining ground on the first-place Rangers. The Yankees are fading, but are still on the periphery of the Wild Card race. There should also be lots of scouts in the stands…

Dish of the Week: Succotash

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sharing a recipe perfect for summer: Succotash. Succotash is a dish that marries sweet corn and lima beans, often combined with…

Assessing the Impact of J.J. Watt’s Back Surgery

Texan fans woke up Friday morning to a harsh reality and a cold, new world — a world in which J.J. Watt is now viewed as possibly football-mortal, having undergone back surgery earlier in the week for a herniated disk. If you thought that watching Watt limp off the field,…

Pitbull Brings His Familiar High-Energy Set to The Woodlands

Pitbull, Prince Royce The Woodlands July 23, 2016 If there’s one thing I truly love in this world, it’s eating a good plate of tacos, from the warm earthiness of the tortilla to the juicy and flavorful meat filling, topped off with a spicy and perfectly complementary green salsa. There’s…

4 Reasons to Go Watch Stranger Things Right Now

Right now, many of my friends are obsessing over a new eight-part Netflix series named Stranger Things, and there’s a lot of chatter about it on Facebook. I rarely get excited about TV series, even really good ones, but I took a chance on Stranger Things, and became an instant…

Sadly, Steve Miller Band Was Underwhelming Saturday Night

Steve Miller Band Revention Music Center July 23, 2016 The Steve Miller Band took the stage around 9 p.m. on Saturday night at Revention Music Center, performing for a mostly older crowd, made up of a lot of couples; the younger people in attendance were majority female. The band predominantly…

The Best Things We Overheard at Gathering of the Juggalos

Note: Our friends at L.A. Weekly hung out at the 17th annual Gathering of the Juggalos in Legend Valley, Ohio, this weekend, and sent us this report. Whoop-whoop! Juggalos are hilarious. All weekend long, if you could hear them over the boom of fireworks and horrorcore rap, Gathering attendees were…

25 Things Every Houston Musician Should Know

Houston is truly blessed to have a music scene that enjoys an abundance of talent and an enthusiastic fan base. For such a big city, this seems like it should be obvious, but it’s really not — local musicians can struggle to be properly appreciated in a town that often…

Life Is Terrible. Go See a Dog Show.

Since 2016 lumbered into existence it seems like we’re trapped in a freakin’ nightmare. Artistic geniuses are falling like flies. We’ve seen some of the worst mass shootings of all time in a period of months. Fascism is somehow on the rise in a time when Captain America movies are…

Donald Trump Accepts the Republican Nomination With No Mention of Ted Cruz

When Donald Trump stepped onto the stage at the Republican National Convention on Thursday night and accepted the Republican nomination for president, it seemed certain that something interesting was about to happen. After all, the night before, on that very same stage in Cleveland, Ohio, Trump’s fiercest fellow presidential wanna-be,…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Star Trek Beyond

Title: Star Trek Beyond Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote:  Raphael: Whoa, whoa! A fat, sarcastic, Star Trek fan! You must be a devil with the ladies. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Two-and-a-half bottles of Saurian brandy out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Maybe this “boldly go” philosophy wasn’t such a…

Suicide’s Alan Vega Left Behind a Template For a Riot

Alan Vega confronted rock music’s establishment by appealing to their own consciences. In turn, they greeted him and Martin Rev, the duo forever immortalized as Suicide, with bottles, boos and spit. No guitar, no bass, no drums. Two guys armed with first a Wurlitzer, and later a Farfisa organ with…

Why Juggalos Are the New Ravers

Of all the ways I thought I would be describing my first Gathering of the Juggalos, “like my first rave” was not on the short list. But after less than 24 hours among the fans of Insane Clown Posse, that’s how I’m feeling. It’s like I’ve traveled back in time…

Getting Weird With the Weird Al Fans of Houston

Every fanbase is a little different, each full of their own quirks. From sports teams to politicians to music acts, when people find other people that are passionate about the same thing as they are magic happens, even if that magic seems a little weird from the outside. I’ve said…

It’s About Time: Milo Yiannopoulos Permanently Banned from Twitter

Odds are, gentle reader, you’re either cheering like your team won the championship game, hammering out a comment calling me a beta cuck, or asking, “who the trump is Milo Yiannopoulos?” Let’s address the third group, first. Yiannopoulos is an English-born journalist who first rose to prominence as a controversial…

Late-’90s Rock Was More Important Than It Gets Credit For

Everyone has a fad in their past, something they once supported but of which they’re no longer proud. This holds true for anything from pogs to Dane Cook to Pokémon Go (give it time; it’ll get there). For many, this is the case with late-’90s rock. It’s an era that,…

Katy Perry’s “Rise”: Why This Song Sucks

This is an argument for whether or not Katy Perry’s “Rise” sucks. The question of something sucking derives from a distaste, a general feeling of ill repute and something that creates undesirable feelings within you. A breakup, getting beat in your favorite game by far inferior competition, the 1986 New…

I Flirted With My Girl’s Mom. Help!

I’M IN TROUBLE WITH MY GIRL FOR FLIRTING WITH HER MOTHER Dear Willie D: My girl’s mother came to visit us the other day, and I complimented her on her beauty. I told her that she looked great, and could give any 20-year-old a run for their money (she is…

Federal Appeals Court Rules Against Texas Voter ID Law

The Texas voter ID law discriminates against minority Texans and violates the Voting Rights Act, a federal appeals court ruled Wednesday. The U.S. Fifth Court of Appeals decision affirmed three previous, lower court rulings which also ruled that the 2011 law does not comply with the Voting Rights Act, which…

The Texas Lottery Needs to Step Up Its Spotify Game

Did you know the Texas Lottery has its own Spotify profile? Neither did I, until I wanted to listen to some old Love & Rockets albums last week and discovered that the Lottery is also a Spotify advertiser. That part at least makes sense. But the state agency has also…

This is What a Houston Pokemon Get-Together Is Like

There will, now and forever, be things that catch on that leave many of us scratching our heads. From pet rocks to planking, things enter the pop culture zeitgeist and for a moment in time you cannot escape them, even if you have no idea why this thing is suddenly…

The Full Something Wicked 2016 Lineup Is Here

It feels, in a way, only fitting that Something Wicked would end up dropping the full lineup to their dance extravaganza this year as the west side of the city was getting pummeled by a thunderstorm. Nine months ago the rains came and refused to stop, the result being a…


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