Jul 28 – Aug 3, 2016

Jul 28 - Aug 3, 2016 / Vol. 28 / No. 30

The Low-Key Pete’s Dragon Dares to Mostly Let Its Beast Chill

Pete’s Dragon is as cuddly as the mountains of plush toys Disney hopes to sell from it. A disarmingly homespun blockbuster, this loose remake of the studio’s 1977 live-action/animation hybrid is perhaps best defined by all the things it’s not: It’s not a soaring action flick, nor an indulgence in…

Alex Riddle Reaches Back to Shakespeare For Happy Daggers

“I’m not a lover; I’m just a whore,” Alex Riddle sings on the opener of his three-track EP Happy Daggers. “I’m not a liar, at least I wasn’t before.” These provocative lyrics, which trail a building guitar riff and a haunting falsetto chant, set the stage for the Houston native’s…

The Mystical Origins of The Red Krayola

Note: first in an occasional series. University of St. Thomas. 1966. Conversations with an angel commence outside the Chapel of St. Thomas Aquinas. “What did Aquinas know about God?” the Angel asked people passing him. Only those soaked from head to toe in lysergic acid diethylamide could hear the angel’s…

Jerry Castle Floats on Past Nashville’s Big Machine

Jerry Castle has pretty much been claustrophobic since a babysitter locked him in a closet as a child. So the idea of being encased in a floating tank – unable to move, see or hear – wasn’t exactly an appealing one. Turns out it may take his career to the…

The Little Prince Gets Expanded Onscreen, but Not Corrupted

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry’s The Little Prince, published in 1943, might stand as a children’s classic, but it’s not-so-secretly a story for grown-ups. Kids have long been drawn to the book’s dreamy sense of wonder, to the golden-haired star-child of the title, but Saint-Exupéry’s ruminations on regret, solitude and loss belong…

Make America Rock Again? Sure, Why Not?

The Make America Rock Again Tour is billed by promoters as “the tour that ‘trumps’ them all.” With the election three months away, and with nostalgia for ’90s and 2000s bands in full effect, you can see where they’re going with this. This tour, which stops through the Pub Fountains…

A Look at 11 Below Brewing Company in Far Northwest Houston

Houston-based 11 Below Brewing Company, located at 6820 Bourgeois in the Willowbrook area, was started by three guys who started as home brewers. Owners Bryce Baker, Jeff Handojo, Brandon Moss and brewer Keenan Zarling say that, since opening last summer, their business has been flourishing over the past year. The name “11…

Landing Theatre Co. Presents Another Tale of Eve in Gambrels

Local playwright Elizabeth A. M. Keel understands the title of her new play, Gambrels in the Sky, is a little confusing. “Gambrels is a not a word that a lot of people down here know,” the University of Houston alum admits. “But [a “gambrel”] is a pointy little roof that snow will fly…

10 Surprising Vegetarian Menus for HRW

Ah, Houston Restaurant Weeks, the most wonderful time of the year for exploring new restaurants around Houston. While many carnivores can expect to be delighted by impressive beef filets and decadent pork shoulders, vegetarians may be side-eyeing some of the menus, expecting to be relegated to meals of salad* and…

Miranda Lambert Has Big Plans For Her East Texas Hometown

Country superstar Miranda Lambert is pulling up stakes in Oklahoma and doubling down on her hometown of Lindale, a tiny community halfway between Dallas and Shreveport with country music in its soul and big dreams pinned on one of the biggest names in the industry. The “House That Built Me” singer has…

Five Better Openers For Guns N’ Roses Than Skrillex

Guns N’ Roses’ ongoing “Not In This Lifetime” reunion tour has been music-headline fodder for months now. This publication has also had a few things to say about it. Personally, I’ve been a fan since 1987 and have long been looking forward to seeing the heavy rock gods perform their…

Das Jackboot: Don’t Sleep on Netflix’s NSU: German History X

You can have your houses of cards, your Jessica Joneses, your wet hot American summers. The Netflix original with its finger firmest on the pulse of our fraught current moment? It comes from Germany, comprises three feature-length “episodes,” and commences its tale more than a quarter-century ago. NSU: Germany History…

Drawn to Misery: BoJack Horseman‘s Third Season Is Its Best Yet

Just over a minute into the third season of the Netflix animated comedy BoJack Horseman, an entertainment-news interviewer asks our hero, “What would an Oscar nomination mean for BoJack Horseman?” The rest of the season is dedicated to answering that question, tracking BoJack (voiced by Will Arnett) from press junkets…

Lines Drawn in Battle Over Rosenberg’s Animal Shelter

A skirmish of sorts has been heating up in Rosenberg, where animal welfare advocates are pushing for reforming the small city’s animal shelter, and city officials appear to find the critics shrill and annoying.  For years, the shelter, which handles about 1,200 animals a year, has been staffed by two…

Heights Theater Rolls Out Rough Draft of Fall Schedule

For reasons known only to the stars, Edwin Cabaniss’ plane was routed through Philadelphia on the first day of last week’s Democratic National Convention. At least that left him plenty of time to talk about the inaugural music calendar for the renovated Heights Theater, which Cabaniss and his staff hope…

Ghostbusters Remake Now Officially Not a Flop

This past weekend the controversial reboot of Ghostbusters finally brought in more money than it cost to make, topping $158 million in total worldwide box office receipts, putting to rest any notions that it would be a flop by not making back its $144 million budget. “But wait,” a whole…

Voting Is Now Open for the Houston Culinary Awards

This past June, a group of industry professionals and food writers from many publications (including this one) gathered to mull over the restaurant and bar scene over the past year and nominate their picks for My Table magazine’s 2016 Houston Culinary Awards. Those with the most votes each made it to…

What Doctor Who Taught Me About Parenting

So, regular readers who follow me might notice it’s been awhile since I wrote an article about Doctor Who. The reason is mostly that I’m spending this long year with no new episodes until Christmas collecting and reading the 70-odd Eighth Doctor books from the ‘90s, which is heaven to…

The Story Behind the Typhoon Texas Christian Youth Lock-In Fiasco

On Friday, June 10, and Saturday June 11, a rain-or-shine, all-night Christian youth lock-in at Katy’s Typhoon Texas was supposed to feature a stacked lineup of church preachers, Christian rappers and DJs from local Christian radio station NGEN Radio. Despite the night-owl hours, kids wouldn’t sleep in the brand-new waterpark,…

Gucci Mane Vaults From Federal Prison to Rap’s A-List

It’s an unprecedented time in American history. Yes, readers, we are charging headlong into a new frontier. I’m not talking about the presidential election or what lies ahead with all that mess. I’m talking about rap. And no, I’m not talking about Drake claiming his throne with Views or Kanye…

Houston’s 10 Best Hookup Bars

For many, an evening out at a bar can mean a chance to catch up with friends, maybe play some bar games, perhaps win a few free drinks playing trivia. For others, a trip to the bar is made with one simple goal in mind: to not go home alone. Houston…

Here’s What Campus Carry Looks Like on the UH Campus

Fifty years to the day since the nation’s first mass campus shooting at the University of Texas, campus carry has taken effect at all public universities in Texas and a single private university, which, given the choice to opt out of the law, instead decided to opt in. Starting today,…

Houston Shakespeare Festival Delivers a Rousing Henry V

The set-up: Well, since you’re perspiring anyway in the oven-like heat at Miller Outdoor, how about the sweat of battle to keep at it? In their most completely realized production in seasons, the Houston Shakespeare Festival delivers a muscular, affecting, and ultimately stirring production of Shakespeare’s mighty Plantagenet pageant Henry…

Dish of the Week: Fattoush

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sharing a Levantine classic: Fattoush. Derived from the Arabic word fatt, meaning to “breaking” or “crumbling”—fattoush is a bread salad that…

The New Blink-182 Is the Same as the Old Blink-182, and That Works

Blink-182, A Day to Remember, The All-American Rejects Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion July 31, 2016 Here’s how a Blink-182 concert in 2016 starts off: a curtain goes away, the band kicks into “Feeling This” and behind them giant flaming letters spell out “Fuck.” The new Blink-182 are real eager to…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Houston Restaurant Weeks Begins

All Month Cuchara Charity Month When you spend $35 at Cuchara, 214 Fairview, this month, the restaurant will donate $5 to a featured charity or public institution. This week’s featured group is the Buffalo Bayou Partnership, which seeks to revitalize and transform Buffalo Bayou through bike trails, natural landscaping, parks…

The Houston Press Monthly Mixtape: Sweating Out the Dog Days

August is typically a tough month for shows in Houston. We’re still in the blistering thick of summer, a long ways off from when we catch ACL’s music runoff. But this August has some acts coming to town that would even get the most concert-weary Houstonians out of their air-conditioned…

6 Types of Cars No One Wants to See on a Houston Freeway

Houston’s roads are considered by many to be among the most dangerous in the country, and that’s due to a large number of “bad drivers” using them. Heading out on one of our freeways can feel scary for many reasons, and plenty of Houston drivers seem eager to show off…

Steven Tyler’s Solo Set Still Heavy on Aerosmith Classics

Steven Tyler Revention Music Center July 29, 2016 Just a few days after his debut solo album topped the Billboard Country charts, rock icon Steven Tyler brought his “Out On a Limb” tour to Houston to regale fans with a mix of classics, new-fangled country and anecdotes from his many…

Shows of the Week: A ‘Return of the Dreads’ Not Necessarily About Hair

ROB ZOMBIE, KORN Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion, August 3 Hilariously billed as “Return of the Dreads,” this summer outing by two ‘90s hard-rock heavyweights sounds like something excavated from the psychic crevasses of aging Gen-Xers’ nightmares — or, more to the point, out of one of Rob Zombie’s demonically well-crafted…

How Will History Remember Guns N’ Roses?

For some Houston rock fans, the excitement for Guns N’ Roses’ approaching concert this Friday at NRG Stadium — the first time Slash, Axl Rose and Duff McKagan will share a stage in Houston since the Astrodome in August 1992 — is tempered somewhat by the disquieting realization that this…

Bramble Restaurant in Houston Is Closed, Effective Immediately

In a surprising statement received early Friday evening, chef Randy Rucker announced that Bramble is closed, effective immediately. It’s unexpected news in part because the restaurant was slated to participate in Houston Restaurant Weeks, which starts on August 1. (Bramble was, in fact, one of our top picks for places…

Will Houston’s Repeal of HERO Create Problems With NBA, NCAA?

A game for the ages was played inside NRG Stadium on April 4, 2016. Underdog Villanova defeated North Carolina 77-74 when Kris Jenkins’s game-winning three-pointer left his hand mere milliseconds before the buzzer, sailing through the net and throwing the assembled 74,340 fans into a frenzy rarely seen inside the…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Jason Bourne

Title: Jason Bourne Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote:  Bart: Where’s my spy camera? Mail Carrier: Where’s my spy camera? Every day for the last six months: ‘Where’s my spy camera, lady?’ Here’s your stupid spy camera! Bart: Oh, thanks man. Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Two-and-a-half pairs of…

Almost Human: Future Blondes, Inspired by Unseen Events

It would be difficult to describe Future Blondes to the kind of ordinary human you often find standing in line at the food truck, vaping. There’s a lot of space for common feeling in the glint of the Blondes’ sigil, but everyday language isn’t there yet. Once, while boarding a…

Desiigner Finally Finds His Voice On “Timmy Turner”

Desiigner’s second act began by snapping his fingers. It was June. “Panda” had already reached its apex as both the no. 1 song in the country and the most polarizing. XXL, the noted New York based hip-hop magazine, had crowned the 19-year-old from Brooklyn as one of its coveted freshmen…

Chocolate Mixed by Hand at Houston’s Mostly Chocolate & Catering

 In a world that is growing more technical by the day, chocolatier Dany Kamkhagi of Mostly Chocolate & Catering sticks with time-honored tradition in preparing his chocolate truffles. The chocolatier works entirely hands-on in a Spring Branch commercial kitchen and retail store – melting, tempering, scraping, shaping, filing and serving…

CAMH Gives Houston Punk Icons Mydolls a World of Their Own

Contemporary Art Museum Houston’s 20HERTZ lecture series that focuses on contemporary musical experiences has been creating something quite special for at least the last six months, maybe more. “We’ve been working really hard on this one,” curator Max Fields explains while showing off the different features in the museum’s Cullen…

Why Japanese KitKat Bars Are Coveted in the United States

In the United States, KitKat candy bars are usually a blocky rectangle of four vanilla wafers covered in milk chocolate. However, in Japan, there are more than 200 different kinds with special editions released each year. Some are somewhat savory. Others are intended to be frozen or even baked. The KitKat…

Are Guns N’ Roses Still Relevant?

According to one of our local Live Nation reps, only a couple of thousand tickets remain for Guns N’ Roses’ August 5 concert at NRG Stadium, and Houston is one of the top-selling markets on the tour. The venue alone speaks to the kind of public interest in GN’R that…

Six Practical Skills All Touring Musicians Should Have

Among the lingering fantasies of rock music lore is the idea (versus the reality) of what it’s like to go out on tour with a band. Anyone whose ever hit the road with four or five other people on a mutual quest to play in front of new audiences, knows…

My Man Wants to Make a Sex Tape. Help!

SHOULD I MAKE A SEX TAPE WITH MY BOYFRIEND? Dear Willie D: I’m 19 and being pressured by my boyfriend to make a sex tape with him. He told me that if I truly loved and trusted him, I would do it. I want to do it, but I’m afraid…

Second Houston Hotel Boots Texxxas Adult Expo [UPDATED]

Days after a Hilton hotel in Houston backed out of its contract to hold the Texxxas adult entertainment expo next month, a second venue reneged on a deal with convention promoters. The National Center on Sexual Exploitation announced the Holiday Inn Southwest, on U.S. 59, had cancelled its agreement to…

HISD Names Sole Finalist for New Superintendent

Trustees of the Houston ISD who have been at loggerheads during many votes so far this year, were able to reach unanimous accord Tuesday in an early morning meeting and name Richard A. Carranza, a public schools superintendent from San Francisco as the sole finalist to replace former Houston ISD…

UH Grapples With #RemoveRohini Fallout at Town Hall Meeting

Inside the student ballroom at the University of Houston on Tuesday evening, the voices of the angry were heard. About 200 people, including Vice President for Student Affairs Richard Walker, current and former students, concerned activists, the presidents of both the Black Student Union & NAACP along with Student Government…

15 of the Best Bets for the 2016 Houston Restaurant Weeks

With more than 200 restaurants participating in Houston Restaurant Weeks this year, choosing where to go can be really tough. We’ve checked out the options and created this guide to help make that decision a little easier. One of the most interesting aspects of Houston Restaurant Weeks is that the…


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