Bassist Spent Years Onstage With Alice Cooper…And Lived!

Snakes! Guillotines! Electric Chairs! My Adventures in the Alice Cooper Group By Dennis Dunaway and Chris Hodenfield Thomas Dunne Books, 304 pp., $26.99 It was 1972, and Alice Cooper (the band, not just the singer) had finally made it. After years of struggle in which their bizarre music, over-the-top stage antics, and costumes…

How To Make Pralines Like Brennan’s Of Houston

A lagniappe is a small gift from a merchant to a customer. Anyone who has dined at Brennan’s of Houston has probably snatched theirs from a silver tray near the front door—a thin, sugary praline chock full of pecan pieces. Today, June 24, is National Pralines Day. In Houston, Brennan’s…

Bubble Guppies Teaches Me What an Asshole I Am

For the past six years my TV has been constantly tuned into Nick Jr., Disney Jr., Sprout and Netflix on the Kids setting. I know some people try to limit their children’s exposure to television, but I’m guessing those people don’t work at home trying to write while a tiny…

Taylor Swift’s Apple Stand Creates a Little Bad Blood of Its Own

On Sunday, while most Americans were celebrating Father’s Day, Taylor Swift was busy penning a letter to Apple instead. In said letter, Swift explained why her music would not to be available through their newest service, Apple Music, which drops on June 30. While the letter has been widely praised, it seems…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: A Deadly Adoption

Title: A Deadly Adoption Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: “Everything has a Pat Boone-ish Quality.” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three ABC After School Special logos out of five: Brief Plot Synopsis: Grieving couple welcome mother of baby they’re adopting in to their home, with Lifetime results. Tagline: “The birth…

The Confederate Flag: Heritage Or Hate?

“Heritage, not hate.” Or so goes a three word sentiment often expressed by some Southerners trying to defend the display of the Confederate flag. That flag is instantly recognizable to nearly anyone, the iconic “rebel flag” which has adorned everything from the General Lee muscle car in “The Dukes of…

Why Does Madonna Keep Trolling Us?

Well, it’s official. The entire genre of pop music is trolling us. And while there have been plenty of recent offenders — remember that Britney Spears/Iggy Azalea-led “Pretty Girls” fiasco, anyone? — this time Madonna is at the helm. Madge dropped “Bitch, I’m Madonna,” her newest video and a Tidal-exclusive…

How FPSF Rebuilt a Festival In Less Than Two Weeks

Now two weeks and change removed from Free Press Summer Fest 2015, the lingering impressions of the festival are overwhelmingly positive. Tens of thousands of people poured into NRG Park’s Yellow Lot to find relatively little shade and waves of as-advertised Texas heat simmering up from the asphalt, but were…

Darius Rucker’s Words Of Healing Ring Out Over 93Q’s Party

93Q’s “A Day In the Country” Feat. Darius Rucker, Brett Eldredge, etc. Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion June 20, 2015 “Amazing grace, how sweet the sound…” 93Q’s annual summer country-music festival “A Day in the Country” returned to the Woodlands Pavilion Saturday night, starring Brett Eldredge, A Thousand Horses and former…

Bottled Scotch and Hardware Take Rare Twists and Turns

My first thought upon viewing the pieces by Donald Lipski in his “Whiskey River” solo exhibition at Barbara Davis Gallery was, “what brand of whiskey?” His over-sized bottle creations, produced over the past year with the help of glass artisans and filled with the artist’s “drink of choice,” seem filled…

If I Were The Commissioner of Major League Baseball

Yesterday’s Astros/Mariners game had to be one of the slowest paced games ever played in major league history, taking well over two hours of crappy pitching and fielding to get through five innings. But the Astros wore the orange tops, gray pants, and blue caps while the Mariners wore a…

5 Things the GOP Could Learn From Comic Books

I’m a political news junkie. It’s like being a regular junkie, but without the fun early stage of euphoria. With a presidential election coming up I spend an inordinate amount of time looking into the contestants on American’s Next Top Chief Executive, which also gives you a chance to sort…

Dish of the Week: Roasted Beet Pesto

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re taking a look at a new kind of pesto. Derived from the Genoese word pestâ – meaning to pound or to crush, pesto is…

Lost Element Gives Houston A Band It Can Believe In

Lost Element Fitzgerald’s June 19, 2015 Last Friday night, Rod Ryan from 94.5 The Buzz jumped onstage at Fitzgerald’s to introduce Houston-based Lost Element at the release party for the Houston band’s new single, “25.”  “We’ve believed in them from Day 1, and these guys have never been on fire…

Doctor Who: Are Anniversary Specials Cursed?

In some sad news Sir John Hurt recently announced that he had been diagnosed with early stage pancreatic cancer. The veteran actor who portrayed the War Doctor in the 50th anniversary special “The Day of The Doctor” was optimistic when he made a statement about his condition on his Tumblr…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars To Watch The Astros

Our Houston Astros have made quite a turnaround this season, as they currently hold one of the best records in baseball. The last few seasons, however, the team had become a source of embarrassment for the city as one of the worst teams in baseball and an easy target and…

The 2015 Houston Press Music Awards: The Floor Is Open

A couple of weeks from now, we will announce the nominees for the 2015 Houston Press Music Awards. Part of the process of putting together each year’s ballot — the first part, actually — is reviewing the previous year’s ballot and deciding which categories need to go, which should stay,…

What We Learned From HPD’s Officer-Involved Shooting Data

When are police justified in shooting a suspect? That question has become the center of a roaring debate around policing in America, largely because the public and media have started to notice that unarmed suspects – mostly men of color – keep getting gunned down by cops. Houston Police Chief…

Breaking Down Two Decades of H2O with Bassist Adam Blake

It can’t be 20 years already for H2O, can it? How time flies in between stage dives and microphone grabs. Nobody could have predicted that the smilin’ New York hardcore band would still be pumping out the breakdowns two decades later back when the group was just a one-song experiment…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Inside Out

Title: Inside Out Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: “You know, my course can help you with every personality disorder in the ‘Feel Bad Rainbow.'” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Four-and-a-half Metal Health album covers out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Herman’s Head meets Lizzie McGuire. Tagline:…

7 Houston Kickstarters NO ONE Donated To

I used to do a monthly round-up on local Kickstarter campaigns because I’m kind of a naïve optimist who is always hoping that plucky young entrepreneurs will succeed and bring wonder and whimsy into the world. I did see some of that, but I also saw enough dunces, psychos and…

5 Things to Hope For in the Final Fantasy VII Remake

At E3 Square Enix announced that it will be celebrating the 20th anniversary of the release of Final Fantasy VII by remaking it from the ground up on current generation consoles. VII remains one of the most beloved entries in the franchise and is largely credited with evolving RPGs in…

We Ate the New Pizza Hut Hot Dog Pizza So You Don’t Have To

Revolting isn’t the right world. It’s hard to describe the feeling you get when you open up a cardboard box and gaze down at Pizza Hut’s newest (to the United States at least) creation, The Hot Dog Bites Pizza. Is there a word that means approximately “unsettling but not gross”?…

Ornette Coleman’s Hidden Connections to Houston’s Jazz Scene

Last Thursday’s passing of free-form avant-garde jazz pioneer Ornette Coleman brings to mind a number of real and more abstract connections the legendary alto saxophonist had to Houston jazz musicians. Pianist and Houston native Jason Moran, a Blue Note recording artist and Artistic Director for Jazz for the Kennedy Center…

’90s-Era Rap Is Officially the New Dad-Rock

Ain’t no party like a minivan party, cause a minivan party — especially one that’s blaring “Straight Outta Compton” — don’t stop. Well, perhaps that’s not quite accurate. That minivan party stops at the day-care, and the grocery store, and at softball practice. But you can goddamn guarantee it picks…

The Return of Propain & Other #NewHoustonRap

The fun thing about Houston rap is that sometimes it escapes out of the city and other people get to talk about it the same way you and I do. They get to lob up superlatives and break things down like a coach would break down film. Damn Tropical Storm…

Just How Extreme Is Texas’s Anti-Abortion Legislation?

You know that law the U.S. Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals basically upheld earlier this month? The one that requires abortion providers in the state to meet ambulatory surgical center requirements, even for medical abortions that require no surgery? It wins the prize for most needlessly burdensome anti-choice legislation in…

D’Angelo Stages a Rowdy, Funky Protest at Warehouse Live

D’Angelo & the Vanguard Warehouse Live June 17, 2015 D’Angelo makes protest music. It’s not blatantly outlined and described as such, but throughout every wail, every jerk of D’Angelo’s body, and every moment where he shouts commands for a crowd to eat up — it’s all in protest. When he lists…

Podcast: There’s Hope in ‘Dope’

Part of what makes writer-director Rick Famuyiwa’s Dope so fresh and joyous is that in many key ways is that it’s  not new at all. Like Dazed & Confused or The Breakfast Club, this is a film about just how weird the extraordinarily normal kids are — kids like you…

Three Houston Area Cyclists Killed in Three Weeks

Richard Tomlinson and his group Houston Ghost Bike post memorial bicycles to mark every spot where a Houston area driver has hit and killed a cyclist. When Tomlinson started the project, he’d hoped to raise awareness, to get more motorists to safely share the road with cyclists, and, eventually, to…

Are “Cupcarons” Houston’s Next Dessert Craze?

Many adults find cupcakes off-putting. Why? The swirly mountain of frosting on top that’s sometimes as big as the cupcake is. The older people get, the less appealing an excess of sugar becomes, so desserts often are avoided. That, and a desire to not overindulge in carbohydrates, means desserts often…

My Friend Called Me Dumb. Help!

MY FRIEND CALLED ME DUMB Dear Willie D: For ten years I defended my friend whenever anyone tried to berate her character. A few days ago we were on the phone and she told me she would call me back because she was about to talk with another one of…

Father Indicted for Murder of Lesbian Couple

More than a year after the bodies of Britney Cosby and Crystal Jackson were discovered next to a dumpster behind a Bolivar convenience store, the man charged with moving their bodies has also been indicted on a capital murder charge for their deaths.  The couple, both 24, had been together…

Heavy-Blues Rockers Josefus Might Just Outlast Us All

Josefus Continental Club June 16, 2015 Frankly, it wasn’t the greatest night for a rock and roll show. Tuesdays rarely are, and the threat posed by hurricane season’s first named storm kept more than a few people safely at home, gassing up their generators. But while the promised rains amounted to…

Bud and Burgers: You Can Still Compete

OK all of you have opinions. And in Houston most of you have strong opinions about burgers. Now you can channel that obsession for fun and you have through July 8 to do so..  Join in our Bud and Burgers contest. There’s two ways to win. One: Vote for your…

Tropical Storm Bill: Houston Gets Lucky

Officials here were preparing for another deluge as disturbance in the Gulf that would ultimately be named Tropical Storm Bill approached the Texas coast Monday. Initial forecasts predicted rainfall totals on par, or perhaps even worse than, the Memorial Day flood that soaked the Houston area and claimed at least…

First Look At Revival Market’s New Dinner Service

At Revival Market, gone are the big central shelf units of dry goods like spices, vinegars and chips. The coolers and produce case have disappeared as well. In their places are tables and chairs. There are still items for sale. Many of the most popular, such as maple syrup and…

‘The Blues Brothers’ at 35: Mission From God Accomplished

This Friday will mark 35 years since the theatrical release of The Blues Brothers, the thinly plotted, budget-busting action comedy co-starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd that today can be seen as a sort of Trojan horse in reverse. No critics’ favorite upon its release, the film cost in the…

Rap Veterans Prove There’s No School Like the Old School

Kings of the Mic Tour Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion June 13, 2015 “I love this music, man! I’m not trying to play no Fetty Wap!”, said Boom92 FM’s DJ Rob G (The General) as he emceed part of the old-school hip-hop showcase on a hot and humid Saturday afternoon in…

Tropical Storm Bill: A Big ‘Meh’ for Houston So Far

The National Weather Service reports that Tropical Storm Bill made landfall just before noon over Matagorda Island, a bit later than initially anticipated. Which, it turns out, might just be one of the better scenarios for this storm as far as Houston is concerned. While the storm’s bands have so…


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