Jun 30 – Jul 6, 2016

Jun 30 - Jul 6, 2016 / Vol. 28 / No. 26

A Box of Sangria and Thou

Sometimes companies send unsolicited stuff to the Houston Press office hoping that we’ll try these items and, of course, write about the experience. Occasionally, that works, especially if it turns out to be a good product (but there are never any guarantees). Past deliveries include review copies of books and…

The Escatones Are No Longer Out of Sight, Out of Mind

When I met up with Connor Pursell and JT Popiel of The Escatones on a recent Wednesday night at Union Tavern, they were in good spirits; their fun mood and joking was probably further fueled throughout the evening by the fact that it was 75-cent drink night. Pursell handles vocals and guitar…

Houston Press Monthly Mixtape: July Edition

After a long week of celebrating U.S. independence, it’s time to get back to the 24/7/365 glorification of the great nation of Texas. This mixtape serves up heavy helpings of Lone Star State music, from shoegazing Austin rockers Ringo Deathstarr (July 20, Satellite Bar) to the righteous women of Giant…

Do Fido and Fluffy Have a Secret Life?

What happens with Fido and Fluffy when we go to work? We can deduce certain activities through forensic analysis of strewn trash, gnawed Jimmie Choos and the occasional upchuck, but we decided to go the video route for this one. We threw in some recreational vids as well, both with…

Viggo Mortensen Is a Flower-Power Survivalist in Captain Fantastic

Don’t let the publicity photos of the ensemble cast clad in ’70s-era tuxes and flower-child dresses, or even the cloying Mumford-mimicking soundtrack on the trailer, fool you: Captain Fantastic ain’t some twee, cutesy Wes Anderson romp or a Little Miss Sunshine knockoff. This dramedy marking the feature debut of longtime…

Mike and Dave Need a Better Movie

Sometimes a movie seems like it was more fun to make than it is to watch. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates is one of those movies. Zac Efron and Adam DeVine are Dave and Mike Stangle, two troublemaking brothers with a knack for walking the tightrope of party-makers/breakers. With…

Five Excellent International Eateries in North Houston

For people who live on the north side of Houston long enough, it might seem the options when it comes to unique culinary experiences are almost non-existent. In an ocean of tiresome chain restaurants, greasy fast food and watered-down, Americanized cuisines, it can be difficult to experience real flavor without…

Asian Market Know-How: Seven Sauces for Cooking and Eating Asian Food

In the world of Asian cooking,  there are a few essential cooking sauces and condiments that accompany every Asian dish.  The familiar find at pho restaurants is hoisin, sriracha and for the more adventurous, nuoc mam (fish sauce).  Southeast Asian eaters love to create individual dipping sauces at the table…

With Election Year, the Purge Series Reaches Its Term Limit

James DeMonaco’s Purge series, about a near future in which all crime is legal for one annual 12-hour period, began as a disturbing setup for basic genre thrills: 2013’s franchise-starter was essentially a home-invasion thriller with a dystopian twist. By the time Purge: Anarchy rolled around a year later, the…

Why Are So Many Alief Residents Opposed to a “Little Saigon”?

Hoang Tran came to the United States six years ago, fleeing the communist and oppressive Vietnam government like so many others. He was immediately drawn to Alief, home to a large Vietnamese community, and before long, he was working at a Vietnamese restaurant along Bellaire Boulevard, Kim Phat. He said…

The Prettiest Texas Environmental Atlas You Might Ever See

While engaging in the laborious five-year book project that resulted in The Texas Landscape Project: Nature and People, co-author David Todd marveled at Texas’ long history of environmental fisticuffs. “I was really struck by how many conservation efforts were going on way before I was born and before the environmental…

Houston Is Sinking

Subsidence, the slow-on-the-go caving of a land area, isn’t a new or even unnatural phenomenon in the Houston area. It’s how humans accelerate this sinking that’s not all that normal or awesome. In the 1980s, Brownwood, the Houston Ship Channel-area subdivision that once housed Humble Oil (now Exxon) big wigs,…

Building Houston’s Perfect Cheeseburger

A great burger may not be as much an artistic product as it is an architectural one. Usually, the only thing that has to be cooked before assembly is the patty. While it’s entirely possible to cook it improperly, either not enough or too much, using well-considered, quality ingredients increases the…

Bonnie Bishop Takes Over as New Queen of Country Soul

It’s a bit of an understatement to suggest that Nashville wasn’t exactly kind to Bonnie Bishop. A Houston native and graduate of Stratford High School, Bishop moved to Nashville after signing a publishing deal to hone her skills as a musician. After six years of singer-songwriter nights, producing albums, and…

Lucid Definitions for 10 Hazy Musical Terms

CRUNCHY adj. Refers to the grit of a given sound. Overdrive on a guitar, heavy clipping on a snare recording, and low bit-rate dirty samples can all fit this description. The crunchiest sounds can have legitimately negative effects on your teeth. “Agh! This synth module is so crunchy it’s hurting…

Houston’s 10 Best Date-Night Bars

Date night can take many forms. For long-time couples, it may mean a quiet night away from work, kids, friends, or all of the above. For newer couples, it may mean a lively spot and a late night (or a long day). As for first dates, well, it may just…

Save America’s Pastime by Destroying Its Players

The Houston Astros currently have 292 players spread across the organization’s various minor league rosters. Of those 292 players, 15 are counted as part of the Astros 40-man roster, which leaves 277 players, many of them from foreign countries, and many who were selected in the lower rounds of the…

Will DeAndre Hopkins Become the Highest-Paid WR in Football?

Certain aspects of roster construction have come easier than others for the Houston Texans on general manager Rick Smith’s watch, and when someday the book is written on Smith’s reign over personnel, one of the very positive chapters will be his supreme success with first round draft choices from 2008…

Dish of the Week: Grilled Teriyaki Chicken Wings

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re putting a spin on basic grilled chicken with a recipe for grilled teriyaki wings. With “teri” referring to shine or luster,…

A Peek Behind the Fireworks Curtain of Freedom Over Texas

Freedom Over Texas, the City of Houston’s annual July 4 celebration, is nearly 30 years old. Drawing approximately 50,000 citizens of the Bayou City every year to Eleanor Tinsley Park, the six-hour festival is the crown jewel under the wide umbrella of the Mayor’s Office of Special Events, the City…

Where Are the Women’s Voices in Radio Sports Talk?

I read a startling statistic last week: Of the more than 200 regular sports talk hosts in the country’s top 20 markets, only seven are women. That number seemed a little low, but when I thought about that, and about how none of Houston’s sports talk stations had a show…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Kolaches Are Coming

Sabores CDMX at Américas, Café Annie, and Arnaldo Richards’ Picos Friday – Saturday Américas, 2040 West Gray Café Annie, 1800 Post Oak Pico’s, 3601 Kirby There’s still time to enjoy the last two nights of this special three-night event, where Houston diners will have the opportunity to order authentic Mexican menus from Mexico…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: The Legend Of Tarzan

Title: The Legend of Tarzan Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote:  Homer: “Eh, I’m sick of this Tarzan movie.” Lisa: “Dad, it’s a documentary on the homeless.” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three Jimmy “Baltimora” McShanes out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Half-naked man strikes blow for anti-colonialism, capri…

A Week In the Life of Houston Street Rap

Originally, this column was going to start off discussing the massive gamut of EPs we’ve received in the last two weeks or so. hasHBrown decided to take a Power Nap, which condenses the best of him into seven tracks plus an instrumental. Ingrid, Beyoncé and Parkwood Entertainment’s secret weapon, balances…

Introducing Daed and His Adventures in Glitchcore

On Halloween in the Year of Our Lord 2013, Krewella nearly destroyed the entirety of electronic-music history in less than four minutes during an episode of Good Morning America. “We’re gonna go hard!” yelled one of the Yousaf sisters. They fist-pumped. Lights stabbed away at good taste. They pressed a…

Former Houston Cop Gets 30+ Years for Helping Mexican Cartel

For at least four years, a Houston police officer — who swore to uphold the law and protect the public — aided a Mexican drug cartel to expand its empire in the United States. Noe Juarez, a former Marine who received excellent performance reviews from his HPD superiors, deceived his…

We Got a Taste of Snap Kitchen’s New Meat-Lovin’ Menu

Snap Kitchen, the quick-stop, healthy-meal restaurant, asked us if it could bring us some brisket—and so of course, we said yes. The restaurant just revised its nutritional menu, featuring six new items: slow-roasted brisket tacos, brisket hash, Thai coconut curry beef, Turkey picadillo stuffed peppers, shakshuka, and beef sweet potato…

The 10 Best Snacks for Road Trips

With Texas being an enormous state, some road trips include long stretches of lonely highways with nary a Buc-ee’s in sight. Take, for example, I-10 West, where there’s not much more than tumbleweeds and the occasional military base between Kerrville and El Paso. Obviously, a cooler opens up some options…

NASA’s Juno Probe Is Closing in on Jupiter

After five years of traveling through deep space, the final frontier, NASA’s Juno spacecraft is expected to reach Jupiter on Monday. If everything goes well, Juno, a 400-pound titanium box strapped to a 66-foot-long solar panel, will dig up more information about the massive gas giant than we’ve ever had…

10 Great Music Documentaries Now on Netflix

Netflix’s streaming service has replaced conventional rental services for many of us. The convenience of being able to access thousands of movies almost instantly has definitely changed the way I enjoy my down time, and allows me to watch a lot of material I probably would have a hard time…

My Girl Wants Me to Take a Lie Detector Test. Help!

MY GIRL WANTS ME TO TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST Dear Willie D: My girlfriend is extremely insecure. She can’t stand it when I visit my parents’ house because my ex lives directly across the street. We are childhood sweethearts, and our families are very close. She still visits my…

The 10 Best Houston Releases of 2016 (So Far)

The year is almost half over, and in the face of the musical talents we’ve lost since January — David Bowie, Prince, Phife Dawg, Bernie Worrell, Guy Clark, Merle Haggard, Ralph Stanley and Scotty Moore, among many others — it almost seems cruel, or futile, to think about the year’s…

Police: Katy Mom Killed Daughters to Make Husband Suffer

After Fort Bend County Sheriff Troy Nehls sat down with Jason Sheats — whose wife, Christy Sheats, killed their two daughters before a police officer fatally shot her — Nehls made public what Jason believed may have led to the tragic event. “We asked Mr. Sheats for a motive in…

What to Eat and Drink in Houston on the Fourth of July

Traditional Fourth Of July Foods and a Swank View Of the Fireworks at B&B Butchers, 1814 Washington We recently complimented B&B Butchers on the fabulous view of downtown from their second-floor patio and can’t imagine a better way to take advantage of it than during the Fourth of July fireworks…

Independence Day: Resurgence Is a Week Early — and 15 years Late

Very few advance screenings preceded Independence Day: Resurgence’s arrival in theaters on the evening of June 23. That’s eight days ahead of the July 4th weekend that in simpler times — like 1996, when Independence Day was the year’s biggest hit — was traditionally reserved for the biggest, ka-blammiest movie of the…

The Corkscrew Wine Bar in Houston’s Greater Heights Is Closed

Popular wine bar The Corkscrew in the Greater Heights announced that it is closed Facebook today “due to an immediate issue regarding the location/extension of current lease.” It’s a sad development for the wine bar and piano lounge that was a Houston Press pick for Best Wine Bar in 2013…


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