Mar 31 – Apr 6, 2016

Mar 31 - Apr 6, 2016 / Vol. 28 / No. 13

Drinking Is Allowed (and Encouraged) at the Prima Volta Opera

There have been shows in laundromats, inside old bomb shelters and parking garages and water tunnels, and, with the aid of a gas-powered generator, at a cemetery. Prima Volta, a local classical music organization, is also about taking a concert out of the hall and off the bandstand and into…

Michael Jackson (Jazz) Revisited

The heavy hitting SFJAZZ Collective has tackled the songbooks of John Coltrane, Ornette Coleman, Herbie Hancock, and Thelonious Monk. Arguably, none have been as massive, varied, hit-making, and luminary as Michael Jackson’s. “Most of the people in the band see him as a musical icon,” says Robin Eubanks, the trombonist…

Filling the Gaps at the Original Pizaro’s

I’ve lived in Houston for 23 years. It took me 16 of those to visit the Rothko Chapel for the first time. I didn’t eat at Ninfa’s on Navigation until I’d counted myself a Houstonian for nearly a decade. I still haven’t eaten at Frenchy’s. The list of glaring omissions goes…

What Happens After We Die? “Remote Houston” Looks at Our Options

Have you ever been to the Alley with somebody who just couldn’t sit still? Fidgeting, opening candy wrappers or – the worst-of-all-theater-going sins – checking their smart phone for likes? If so, then this new pedestrian-based live art experience might just be “up their alley.” Creator Rimini Protokoll – an…

Report: There Are 65 Flint, Michigan-Type Water Systems in Texas

A new report by the Environmental Integrity Project says that an alarming amount of Texans are drinking poison and that state officials are underestimating or flat-out ignoring the problem.  For the past two years, arsenic concentrations in 65 Texas community water systems (which serves more than 82,000 people) have exceeded…

Don’t Miss Houston’s New Spring Menus & Features

Spring is here, and with it has come a blossoming of tasty new menus from Houston’s hottest eateries. From brand new brunches to springtime favorites, here’s a look at what’s new this season: Alamo Drafthouse – Vintage Park, 114 Vintage Park The Vintage Park location has stepped up its patio game…

The Hottest Restaurants in Houston for April 2016

What are Houston’s hottest restaurants this month? Here are the places with the new, the notable and the most coveted tables. For convenience, we’ve listed them by formality so you know when to dress up and when you can get away with showing up in jeans.  We also give a…

Hard-Rock Queen Lita Ford Looks Back Over a Runaway Life

Living Like A Runaway: A Memoir By Lita Ford Dey Street Books, 272 pp., $26.99 Shortly before hitting her commercial peak in 1988 with her third solo record, Lita, and its two monster singles and videos – “Kiss Me Deadly” and “Close My Eyes Forever” (the latter a duet with Ozzy Osbourne)…

Art Car Parade Revs Up: New Location, Same Flair

The Houston Art Car Parade cruises into town this weekend, this time with a brand new route. Although Houston’s omnipresent road construction cannot slow down the city’s beloved tradition, it can make it change course. Due to construction along Allen Parkway, the world’s largest gathering of art cars will roll through…

Singer-Actress-Artist Bridget Barkan Coming to MATCH

Actress, singer, multi-media genre-bending shape-shifting storyteller: New York- based talent Bridget Barkan has quite a range and isn’t  afraid to show it. “Every show is always new, but there’s always a tale that is woven to my journey as a woman, as a spirit, as an artist, as a child actress,” Barkan explains,…

Zapruder Analysis of Heisman Winner Troy Smith’s DUI Video

When professional football players retire, conventional wisdom says that they can always return to the cushy lair where they played their college football and run the streets with fun and frivolity unfettered, and the more “college” the college town, the more leeway those former athletes have. Well, there is no…

Villanova Wins a Game for the Ages

And so it came to pass that there was an actual good basketball game played inside NRG Stadium. A game with two really good basketball teams that ran actual plays on offense and played decent defense Teams that ran the court with confidence and made baskets and blocked shots. And…

At Classic Theatre Company, Democracy Is for The Birds

Under Director Philip Hays, Classical Theatre Company’s production of Aristophanes’ classic comedy The Birds is getting a 21st century facelift.  You may ask: Why this play? Why now? As the saying quite-nearly goes, ancient theater is all Greek to me. On this front, Hays is quick to retort: “It’s pretty topical considering the light of…

David Liebe Hart Performs Songs to Meet Aliens By

If there’s one item that separates David Liebe Hart from his outsider music brethren (such as Jandek, Wesley Willis, and Arthur Doyle) and pushes the 60-year old into the depths of the left-of-field, it’s the subject matter in his songs, based on what he says are real-life experiences.  “In 1980,…

Bollo Offers Some Top-notch Pies, But Not Consistently

A row of fire-tending rakes and shovels hangs on the white tiled wall behind the large-domed oven, the breathing, pulsating heart of the restaurant. The pizzaiolo grabs a prepped pie from the low counter behind him, sliding it into the mouth of the oven. Two and a half minutes later,…

How to Amuse Yourself in a Massive Music-Festival Line

It’s not so bad, I think. Some people really dislike the sensation of a thin trickle of sweat that’s passed the small of the back and ventured further south. Standing here with few things to contemplate besides my own bodily functions, this is a realization I’m prepared to stand by…

10 More Albums We’d Like to See Played Live

These days it seems like the biggest attraction in live music is the opportunity to hear our favorite bands perform entire classic albums live. In the last ten years or so, almost everyone has jumped on that bandwagon. Just recently, Houston got to see Underoath play all of They’re Only…

Capital One JamFest Caps Off a Giddy, Exhausting Weekend

Capital One JamFest feat. Maroon 5, Pitbull, Flo Rida & Aloe Blacc Discovery Green April 3, 2016 Dear Final Four visitors, You got lucky! Sincerely, — Houston weather It was one of those rare, late spring, not-yet-summer weekends in Houston where the temperatures were bearable, the mosquitos were nonexistent, and even…

Wrestlemania 32: 4 Winners, 4 Losers

Seth Rollins, John Cena, Daniel Bryan, Nikki Bella, Cesaro, Tyson Kidd. What do all of those names have in common? Well, two things. First, each of those WWE performers walked out of the ring a year ago at Wrestlemania 31 in Santa Clara wearing WWE gold. Those six performers held…

Dish of the Week: Spring Pea Bruschetta

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sharing a seasonal take on an Italian staple, bruschetta. From the Roman verb bruscar – meaning “to roast over coals,” bruschetta…

What Will It Take to Close the Gender Gap in Sports?

Last year, head coach of the Houston Dash, Randy Waldrum, got on camera to basically beg fans to come to the games. He was disappointed with low opening-day ticket sales. Season ticket sales were low, too. And so were large-group sales, he said. His pleas were near doomsday-like, and in…

War Between Pro, Anti-Campus Carry Groups Gets Personal

Last month, Students For Concealed Carry offered $5,000 to any “anti-campus carry conspiracy theorists” who could prove that pro-campus carry group is funded by Tea Party groups or large gun-rights groups like the NRA.  The group described it as an “offer they can’t refuse.” Which may have been a bit of an…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Menu of Menus Is Upon Us!

Monday, April 4 Monday Brunch at The Burger Joint This week, The Burger Joint at 2703 Montrose is kicking off Monday Brunch with a special brunch menu that includes a burger Benedict, French toast, chicken fried chicken, micheladas and more. The brunch offerings will be available from 11 a.m. to…

Trickle-Down Islamophobia In Texas Public Schools

On Friday, a 12-year-old Fort Bend ISD student told reporters his teacher called him a terrorist because he’s a Muslim. Which, unfortunately, isn’t even all that surprising now, especially when you consider the tenor of state and national politics — or the fact that Islamophobia keeps popping up around Texas…

A Supernova Named Kendrick Lamar Torches the March Madness Music Fest

Kendrick Lamar March Madness Music Festival Discovery Green April 2, 2016 Moments before Villanova decided to unleash the perfect offensive game against Oklahoma inside NRG Stadium, Kendrick Lamar was prepping. He was discussing basketball with the TBS crew of Ernie Johnson, Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith and Clark Kellogg. Even when…

They Might Be Giants Bring a Flood to Warehouse Live

The Might Be Giants Warehouse Live April 1, 2016 The world has changed significantly since nerd-rockers They Might Be Giants (henceforth abbreviated to TMBG in the interests of time and writer laziness) released their — to date — only platinum album, 1990’s Flood. Free passage between the two Germanys had…

Did Villanova and North Carolina Finally Solve NRG Stadium?

It’s been pretty much established over the years that college basketball games played at NRG Stadium are awful games. There’s something about the layout of the court and of the stands that makes it hard on depth perception. So the games become a contest of missed shots ands sluggish play…

Video: 10 Years of Praia Urbana

Just ahead of its 10th anniversary kickoff event April 2 at Last Concert Café, Praia Urbana founders Bobby Blyss and Steven Towers sat down to discuss a decade of “urban beach” dance parties in Houston. “Praia Urbana is an all-day electronic music festival. It started off as a smaller party…

Final Four Hits Houston This Weekend

The pinnacle of the college basketball season has arrived with the Final Four hitting Houston and NRG Stadium this weekend. The action gets underway tomorrow at NRG Stadium with Oklahoma and Villanova tipping off shortly after 5:00 and North Carolina and Syracuse tipping off about half an hour after that…

City in Mourning Over Fire Cadet’s Death

Houston firefighters and city officials are mourning the death of Houston Fire Department cadet Steven Whitfield II, who collapsed during training Thursday, five months after he joined the department.  The cause of the 32-year-old’s death is still under investigation, Interim Fire Chief Rodney West told the Houston Chronicle.  The Chron…

The Four Best Places to Watch the Final Four

When it’s time for you to reach that “One Shining Moment” that is the NCAA basketball championship, you want a nice, comfortable place to do it. This year, with the Final Four in Houston, you might be tempted to, you know, see it in person. But why? It’s expensive, crowded…

Animal Data: An Interview with Distant Worker

If you haven’t yet heard Distant Worker, fret not, we’ll fix that shortly. These beatnik dub-punks work from an esoteric playbook, favoring auspice over practice, and they’re 66 percent not from around here anyway. Jen and Richard Kimball, both formerly of the Fiskadoro group, live in Greater Angleton and offer…


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