The Beautiful People Get Tainted in A Bigger Splash

Never one to betray the courage of his convictions, Luca Guadagnino excels at the unrepentantly grandiose and ludicrous. The title alone of his previous narrative feature, I Am Love (2009), signaled operatic sweep and loony sincerity, qualities further exalted by the film’s visual ravishments and seductive voluptuousness. The Italian director’s…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars if You’re Broke

Houston, we know you’re hurting out there. As severance packages dry up and real-estate prices crumble, the pain of the oil crisis trickles down to us all. Let’s stop lying to ourselves with over-iced cocktails at Anvil and admit a universal truth: we’re broke. Really broke, y’all. But being financially…

10 Great Spots for a Graduation Brunch in Houston

Celebrating graduation all weekend? Old and new, splurge-y and some with wallet-savvy options, here are 10 scenic and tasty spots for a weekend graduation brunch with loved ones. (P.S.: most of these restaurants also work well for a celebratory brunch.) Ouisie’s Table: Get your Southern brunch fix in a classy…

Big Tex Road Trip: Musical Hot Spots Across the Lone Star State

Texas is (no duh) stacked with a deep musical pedigree. Soon, the Houston Press, in its far-reaching Texas road-trip challenge, will show off the state’s best car-pointing spots for concerts, music history and oddball spots (like dead musician gravesites). For now, here’s the best of the best in Texas music…

My Night as an MKT Bar Guest DJ

I imagine if someone were to ask the average person if they’d like to be a DJ at a popular venue for the evening they’d respond with one of two polarized emotions: “Yes, I’d love to!” or, as in my own case, “OMG, I am going to die.” I envisioned…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars to Be Outside

For six months a year, Houston is tailor-made for outdoor activities. The other six months…well, not so much. Unfortunately, the better half of the calendar is winding down, and scorching temperatures are on the way. Act fast, Houston — you’ve got about one month left of quality outdoor good-timing. With…

Lowlife Thieves With Expensive Tastes Break Into The Union Kitchen

Sometimes, even when a restaurant does everything right, it’s not enough. The Union Kitchen at 12538 Memorial is outfitted with a monitored alarm system, blaring horns and ten surveillance cameras. That didn’t stop lowlife thieves from breaking into the place around 3:30 a.m. on Monday morning, right after Mother’s Day…

Ridesharing Is Awesome, So Who Do We Blame When Uber Leaves?

For sprawled-out, traffic-snarled cities across the country, Uber has been a godsend for riders who can afford the easy, cheap-ish trips. But has the company built up enough goodwill to get whatever it wants? No, not in techie-town Austin, at least, where an overwhelming amount of voters this past weekend…

Houston Art Collective {exurb} Lets Us Become One With the Machine

When the transdisciplinary artist collective {exurb} took a look at their allotted exhibition space at Art League Houston (the Main Gallery), their first thought was, “Cool, no windows!” They took it even further, hanging blackout curtains on the fourth wall and creating a site specific installation that looks and acts…

5 Strange Things I Learned Working in Movie Theaters

When I was much younger I spent a couple of years working at two different movie theaters, and the experiences I had in those jobs have stuck with me. For the record, this was a long time ago, in an era when it was still cool to profess a love…

What Your Favorite Album Covers Say About You

So you’ve got some new friends over to your place, and you’re showing them around. You casually drop comments like “Oh you know, there’s the bookshelf, those are my records… The kitchen is over here.” Sure, you’re as smooth and cool as cucumber water, but secretly you hope at some…

Nine Other Musical “Megafests” That Need to Happen

For the past week or so, a lot of rock fans — those of a certain age, especially — have been talking about Desert Trip, the three-day extravaganza from the producers of Coachella that come October will bring together pretty much all the remaining classic-rock royalty spry enough to still…

X-Men: Apocalypse Makes the Comic-Book Movie Great Again

There’s a scene during the first half of Bryan Singer’s X-Men: Apocalypse that is so emotionally resonant, so well-put-together and so quiet that you might briefly forget you’re watching a superhero film. It involves a raid by some Polish officers in the remote forest where Erik Lehnsherr, aka Magneto (Michael…

Jenni Rebecca Stephenson and Fresh Arts Reach Settlement

Legally-speaking, the saga between former Fresh Arts executive director Jenni Rebecca Stephenson and Fresh Arts appears to be over, according to a statement sent to the Houston Press by attorney Jared G. LeBlanc. Fresh Arts and Jenni Rebecca Stephenson, the former Executive Director of Fresh Arts, jointly announce that they…

Under State Law, Local Cops Don’t Have to Jail You for Pot

On a hot Saturday afternoon this weekend, dozens of people mostly wearing green descended on the Harris County criminal court building on Franklin Street to deliver a pretty straightforward message: They are tired of seeing people go to jail for possessing a plant. Among them was an epileptic woman who…

The Fight to Keep Hofheinz Pavilion Named Hofheinz Pavilion

The University of Houston announced in November that a desperately needed renovation of the long neglected Hofheinz Pavilion would begin after the 2016-2017 basketball season. The renovations would cost 60 million dollars, with 20 million of those dollars coming from an anonymous donor. The school also announced at the time…

Madness on Main Eases Houston Into Festival Season

Madness on Main Midtown Superblock May 7, 2016 The ACL lineup has been announced; Coachella is already in the books. Hell, check off another Buzzfest, too. At home and around the country, music festival season feels well and truly upon us. Here in Houston, Madness on Main served as something of…

Dish of the Week: Whoopie Pie

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re sweetening things up with Whoopie Pie. Despite what it sounds like, whoopie pie is not a pie at all. Instead, the…

The 1975 Were the Best Show You Didn’t See on Saturday Night

The 1975, Wolf Alice, The Japanese House The Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion May 7, 2K16 It’s not hard to understand, when you really think about it, why some people dislike The 1975. It’s definitely easy to see how someone could listen to their music, especially their singles, and be dismissive…

Big Tex Road Trip: Best Outdoors

As the Houston Press prepares to unveil its ultimate Texas road trip guide, we’re listing the state’s most drop-dead gorgeous parks, rivers, lakes, campsites, and outdoors destinations. Have a personal favorite outdoors spot? Leave your $.02 in the comments section. Drive and camp the beach at Crystal Beach in GalvestonThe…

This Week in Houston Food Events: Go Wagyu!

Monday, May 9 Wine Dinner at B&B Butchers Winemaker Bob Egelhoff will present the wines at this six-course wine dinner at B&B Butchers, 1814 Washington, which will be served alongside fare like crab Louie, tuna au poivre and dry-aged sirloin. The dinner begins at 6:30 p.m., and tickets are $155…

Shows of the Week: Divas of All Stripes, Loretta to Rihanna

WRECKLESS ERIC Under the Volcano, May 11 Few label monikers hold more credibility than the UK’s Stiff Records, the original home of “Wreckless Eric” Louden. An unemployed youngster when he dropped off a demo at Stiff’s London HQ, within a week Eric found himself getting ready to record an album with…

Big Eyed Fish Is Closed; Replacement Will Be Henderson Heights

Freelance photographer Chuck Cook noticed that Southern restaurant Big Eyed Fish at 908 Henderson is closed. It specialized in comfort food such as deviled eggs, fried green tomatoes and deep-fried quail. It also featured an good craft beer program, as well as several wines by the bottle. Over the last…

No Easy Answers With Children of Pop’s ‘What Does 69 Mean?’

Tonight’s release party for Children of Pop’s What Does 69 Mean? might have been it for the band. Around last November, reflects COP auteur Chase DeMaster, he was frustrated enough that he was almost ready to throw his energies into his burgeoning label/DIY operation, known as #veryjazzed, or one of…

The Ends Do Not Justify the Means in I and You

The set up: Every year American Theatre Magazine lists the top 20 most produced playwrights in American for the season, Shakespeare excluded. Each list features a handful of the usual established suspects: Tennesse Williams, August Wilson, Eugene O’Neil, Arthur Miller. More recent darlings also expectedly rate: Sarah Ruhl, Aaron Posner,…

Paxton Staffers Accuse Reporter of Reporting

Staffers for Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton recently took a break from helping their boss resist improvements to the foster care system and save the state from the scourge of online fantasy football betting to gripe about a reporter for the Dallas Morning News. An unnamed “high level staffer” told Breitbart’s FBI…

Former Jailer Indicted for Punching Handcuffed Inmate

On Thursday, a grand jury indicted a former jailer at the Harris County Jail who apparently hit an inmate in the chest so hard that the inmate fell to the ground. According to the Harris County District Attorney’s Office, Carrington Phillips was escorting the inmate in the jail last October…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Celebrate National Burger Month

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary events: Celebrate National Burger Month at CURRENT, the newly opened, contemporary restaurant inside The Westin in the Woodlands, 2 Waterway. During the month of May, guests can sink their teeth into the Current Burger – with white…

Freaks Win: Culturcide Comes to the CAMH

EAT HUMAN FLESH Unless extraterrestrials start podcasting live on 97.9 the Boxx or Jandek makes an album with Terence Trent D’Arby, Mark Flood’s Gratest Hits exhibition at the CAMH is the most significant music-related event in Houston this year by a long shot. It hardly matters what you think of…

‘Holy Sauce’: Sauce Walka’s War Against Biters

There’s a trope that Seth MacFarlane’s Family Guy uses frequently, where main protagonist Peter Griffin sees his archenemy, The Chicken, and the two immediately begin to fight. It’s a “destined to do this forever” type of thing, almost to the point where one is just as synonymous as the other…

More Aggie QB Problems, Tate Martell Reopens Recruitment

There is no more fickle athletic endeavor than college football recruiting. Anything held together by the whim of 17 year olds is destined for turmoil, and Texas A&M re-learned that lesson the hard way on Wednesday night. Apparently, the Aggies’ 2017 recruiting class has a little Twitter hashtag going called…

Radiohead Returns to Top ACL 2016 Lineup

Radiohead will headline the 15th edition of the Austin City Limits Music Festival, scheduled for the weekends of September 30-October 2 and October 7-9 in Austin’s Zilker Park, promoter C3 announced this morning. Other top acts include Mumford & Sons, Kendrick Lamar, LCD Soundsystem, the Chainsmokers, M83, Willie Nelson, and…

Man Gets 25 Years for Prom Night That Turned Fatal

Prosecutors argued that 18-year-old Eddie Herrera choked his girlfriend to death in a hotel room on prom night; the defense said it was a drug and alcohol overdose. The medical examiner ruled her death “undetermined,” as the Houston Chronicle reported. So jurors were left to decide instead. On Wednesday, after…

Houston’s Got a New Virtual Reality Place to Play

You might not know it, but Houston is one of the places where virtual reality is really making strides into the mainstream market. The Omni, which allowed for free-standing movement in virtual environments, was founded in Houston. Now, Exitus VR is stepping up to the plate with a new facility…

10 Acts to Watch at Madness On Main This Weekend

THE BROKEN SPOKES All Seeing Eyes Stage, 4:45 p.m. Named after the South Austin dancehall that has drawn two-steppers like flies for a half-century — and successfully fought back hungry developers for the past decade — the Broken Spokes could have easily been plucked straight off that hallowed honky-tonk’s hardwood…

I Never Get Second Dates. Help!

I NEVER GET SECOND DATES. WHAT SHOULD I DO? Dear Willie D: I’m the guy who gets women to say yes to the first date all the time, but I can never get them to go on a second date. I am courteous, respectful, and accommodating. So what am I…

Hofheinz Family Sues UH Over Proposed Pavilion Name Change

The family of the late Judge Roy Hofheinz is suing the University of Houston for allegedly breaching its contract as the school attempts to rename the Hofheinz Pavilion basketball arena, according to a press release from the Hofheinz family.  The family is requesting an injunction from a judge to stop…

Beer-Bong Mishap Leads to Justin Bieber Lawsuit

Overall, Justin Bieber has done an excellent job of rehabilitating his public image following the release of last year’s Purpose album, including an April 9 stop at Houston’s sold-out Toyota Center, but he appears to have stumbled after the show. Bieber drew quite a bit of media attention during his…

2 Dead, 2 Injured in Shooting at Katy Trucking Company

On Wednesday morning, a man opened fire at a trucking company in Katy, killing one employee before turning the gun on himself, according to authorities. The shooting happened at Knight Transportation just before 9 a.m. According to the Harris County Sheriff’s Office, the shooter had recently been terminated from his…

Ted Cruz Is The Sorest Loser

Ted Cruz was dealt the absolute-final-no-for-real-this-time blow to his presidential campaign yesterday, losing the Indiana primary to Donald Trump. Of course, Cruz was way behind in the delegate race to begin with, and an Indiana victory probably would have only prolonged his embarrassing defeat to Donald Trump. Still, Cruz painted…

Here’s Where to Celebrate Cinco de Mayo in Houston

Cinco de Mayo is here, meaning you can celebrate the Mexican defeat of a French army at Puebla with tequila, margaritas, tacos, and even more tequila in the form of oyster shooters. Check out Houston’s Cinco de Mayo Roundup: 5th Annual Cinco de Midtown Pub Fiction, Irish Cowboy, and 3rd…

The ‘Houston Press’ Mixtape: XX Chromosome Edition

Don’t Peggy Olsen us, motherfuckers. We know how hard Houston women work on music, and we know how hard the music industry can work on them. Today the Houston Press is bringing you a mixtape of the artists who have survived it — all the haters who said they were…

The Best Houston Music We Heard in April

TONY VEGA BAND “Moody Park” Houston’s Near Northside was in the news quite a bit last month thanks to the opening of White Oak Music Hall, but it’s also the setting of the wonderful “Moody Park,” a highlight of the Tony Vega Band’s brand-new Black Magic Box album. The majority of the…

Ted Cruz Suspends Long, Mean and Awkward Campaign For President

The real estate mogul turned reality TV star who launched his campaign by calling Mexicans “rapists” and joked about his dick size in a nationally televised debate became the Republican Party’s presumptive nominee for president on Tuesday. If you feel a slight, almost guilty tinge of satisfaction in that, maybe…

VMG Wants to End the Stigma Against Marijuana Advertising

Today AdCellerant and Voice Media Group, the parent company of the Houston Press,  announce the launch of their programmatic advertising network for businesses in the cannabis industry, an entirely new service that will allow marijuana entrepreneurs to market themselves more effectively on the Internet through programmatic display advertising. While it…


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