10 Best Veggie Burgers in Houston

Veggie burgers can get a bad rap for being mushy, tasteless and a poor substitute for their meaty counterparts but these offerings from various establishments around Houston are changing the game. From beet-laden to quinoa-filled, these plant-based creations will make you forget that you’re not eating meat. 10. Lankford Grocery:…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Too Late

Title: Too Late Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote: Homer: “It’s too late for me, Marge! Sell the jeans and live like a queen!” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three Barbara Stanwycks out of five.  Brief Plot Synopsis: Jaded P.I.s and the scantily clad ladies who tolerate them. Tagline: “A movie about…

Local Record-Store Owners Discuss How They Caught the Bug

Jazz blares throughout the store. The smell of incense fills the air. And two employees debate the merits of Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler, pre- and post-sobriety. This is a record store. “That’s the atmosphere in our store, almost like the Seattle Fish Market,” says Chuck Roast, owner of Vinal…

German Violin > Italian Violin at Ars Lyrica Concert

Italy, in no way, has a monopoly over pretty, sweeping, technically perfect and perfect-sounding violin music. “Typically, people associate violin virtuosity with Italian music, and names such as Vivaldi, Tartini, Corelli, etc. are well known. This is not so much the case with German violin music of that period, but…

In The Jungle Book, Disney Builds a Better Blockbuster

Here’s about as convincing an argument as I can imagine for the existence of the modern Hollywood blockbuster. Disney and Jon Favreau’s The Jungle Book reinvigorates an oft-told tale with star power, technology and calculated charm. It’s been billed as a live-action remake (it’s too good to be called a…

Short on Meaning, Remote Houston is One Dandy City Tour

The set up: It’s 4 pm on an overcast but warm Tuesday afternoon. I’m standing in East Houston’s Evergreen Cemetery, a place full of crypts laden with pinwheels, neon hued silk flowers, stuffed animals and all sorts of other personal tchotchkes/memory paraphernalia. It’s the most wondrously distinctive cemetery I’ve ever…

J.J. Watt Spotted On A Date With Kate Hudson (w/ VIDEO)

So last week, I posted a list here that went back and summarized some new nuggets that we learned about J.J. Watt after a trilogy of interviews, totaling about 60 minutes, on SportsRadio 610 (including one on my show, “The Triple Threat,” which can be heard from 2:00-7:00 p.m. weekdays,…

Eat the Best Glazed and Specialty Doughnuts in Houston

Like searching for the best chocolate chip cookie in Houston, finding the best doughnut in Houston proved a tricky, highly subjective task. Personal preferences between airiness and the squish factor, chewiness vs. cakiness and the glaze-to-dough ratio all played a huge role in determining the ultimate doughnut. Though the majority…

Sean Patrick Flanery Plays Another Tune as Author in Jane Two

From scrambling naked across the floor as an Irish vigilante in The Boondock Saints to zapping machines and reading minds as a telekinetic albino in Powder, actor-producer-director Sean Patrick Flanery tends to go for the more interesting roles. He’s also has Texas roots: he was raised in Sugar Land, graduated…

H-Town Metal Vets Helstar Are Out For Blood Again

Like an undead ghoul that refuses to stay buried, Houston heavy-metal stalwarts Helstar always seem to rise again for another bite. The undying power-thrash act has weathered a multitude of lineup and label changes in the three-plus decades since its Combat Records debut, Burning Star. One thing, though, has never…

Nostalgia Tours Let Us Revisit What We’ll Never Get Back

The summer concert calendar for 2016 is a facsimile of a different time. Indeed, it’s a facsimile of a time when we actually knew and used the word facsimile. If we dug through the Houston Press archives from the 1990s, tucked between the yellowed Zima advertisements and winning Rockets scores,…

10 Songs Every Houston Transplant Should Know

While you’re learning the complex intricacy of navigating the most diverse city in the country, these songs will need to be on your playlist. Whether you’re stuck on 290 (don’t do it to yourself) or just basically sitting in whatever dumpster fire traffic you happen to find yourself in, it…

Former Texas Ranger Appointed to Head of Foster Care System

A former Texas Ranger has been named as the new commissioner of the troubled Department of Family and Protective Services. Health and Human Services Executive Commissioner Chris Traylor announced his pick of Henry “Hank” Whitman Monday, stating in a press release that he “can’t think of anyone better than a…

Orfeo at Opera in the Heights a Great Way to Finish the Season

The set-up:In the bizarre and fascinating history of opera, composers unexpectedly appear who completely change the course of the art. It doesn’t happens overnight, and the musical trailblazer may not even know what he’s doing or where he’s going, but Christoph Willibald Gluck changed opera forever. He started a revolution…

Rockets Trounce Timberwolves 129-105, Control Playoff Destiny

After 80 games, a few teases of sound basketball against good teams, and a whole lot more exasperating blown leads, the Rockets’ 2015-16 season heading into Monday night boiled down to five games, two of which involved them.  The NBA’s Western Conference standings heading into Monday night looked like this:…

Does Mayor Turner Have a Transparency Problem?

Not long after his swearing in earlier this year, Mayor Sylvester Turner assembled a “transition team” comprised of more than 250 local academics, business leaders, politicians and everyday citizens to study nearly every corner of city government and report back their policy recommendations. The mayor called the effort “unprecedented” in…

Dated Plotline in Miss Teen at Stages Hampers a Good Cast

The set-up: Yes, the new play by Michele Riml, presented at Stages Repertory Theatre, might be a world premiere, but my question is, Exactly in what century was it written? Miss Teen has got to be the most old-fashioned melodrama imaginable since the Cotton Blossom plied the Mississippi. The execution:…

Poptimism: A Brighter Way to Talk About Music

“Rock is dead” is the prevailing sentiment these days for everyone from Gene Simmons to Tenacious D. Although such sweeping statements are annoying at best, there may be some truth to it in terms of music criticism. Rock-centric criticism, or rockism, has been our foremost paradigm almost as long as…

Where to Dine in Houston This Mother’s Day 2016

Show your love and appreciation by treating the mothers in your life to a special meal. From elegant prix fixe feasts to family-friendly brunch buffets, here’s where to dine in Houston this Mother’s Day: Artisans Restaurant 3201 Louisiana, 713-529-9111   This elegant French restaurant will be serving a six-course meal…

Republic Diner + Sojubang is a Rustic, Down-to-Earth Gem

There hasn’t been much buzz about Republic Diner + Sojubang since it emerged in the space that once housed Witchcraft Tavern & Provisions. Witchcraft Tavern closed in October, and Republic Tavern opened after a short transition phase under the same owners, Delicious Concepts. It’s the same company that’s behind Pink’s…

White Oak Music Hall Debuts to Mostly Rave Reviews [UPDATED]

Ongoing construction and everything, the outdoor-venue portion of White Oak Music Hall opened over the weekend to a capacity crowd for French electronica artists M83 and widespread positive feedback about Houston’s newest open-air concert venue. After scanning social media Monday, about the only remotely negative sentiment came from a few…

SEC Files Charges Against AG Ken Paxton

  Attorney General Ken Paxton is facing a new set of federal charges from the Securities and Exchange Commission related to his involvement with Dallas-based technology company Servergy, the Houston Chronicle’s Brian Rosenthal first reported earlier today.  This morning, the SEC filed a civil lawsuit in federal court alleging Paxton…

The TUTS Production of Oliver! Engages and Delights

The set-up: Lionel Bart’s one-and-only hit musical (1960) started the Broadway British invasion when Oliver! opened in New York two years after its phenomenal London premiere. Producers mined the English stage for decades afterward, bringing us Tommy Steele, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Anthony Newley, hoping for the next great blockbuster. This…

The Birds in All its Zany Glory at Houston’s ClassicalTheatre

The set-up: The Greeks certainly had a word for it – originality. There’s not much to be found in theater they didn’t invent. It was an alien stage world to be sure, with its masks, all-male audience, all-knowing chorus, clowns with gigantic leather phalluses, protagonists in platform shoes, but their…

Dish of the Week: The West Virginia Slaw Dog

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re firing up hot dogs with a regional take: West Virginia’s Slaw Dog. Made with a grilled dog stuffed into a bun…

Houston, Prepare for an Invasion: It’s the Rise of the Bunnies

When Great Britain loaded up 11 ships in 1787 – including six convict transports – they delivered to Australia something much more dangerous than thieves, perjurers, swindlers, robbers and assailants. The First Fleet also transported rats and parasites (bedbugs, lice, cockroaches and fleas) but – as it turns out –…

Top 10 Online Hate Reads

There are plenty of hate reads out there for folks who seek out annoyster-penned blogs, online news sites, and social-media pages to feel some sort of warped sense of inner peace. Problem is, there’s so much to hate hate hate online. No worries. We sifted through the dreck so that…

Houston’s Most Underrated Restaurants

There are times when a food writer should rely on a personal base of experience to declare a restaurant or a dish “best in class—or, sometimes, explain why it isn’t. Other times, a food writer might be confronted with such a wealth of knowledge from the readership that it would…

Should Daryl Morey Be In The Hot Seat?

Sam Hinkie resigned from the Philadelphia 76ers last week. Hinkie was a mediocre GM who somehow convinced many people he was a certifiable genius despite turning the 76ers, already one of the NBA’s more historically mediocre franchises, into such a laughable product that even the Astros squads of 2013 and…

In Houston, Vinyl Craze Shows No Signs of Slowing Down

Star Wars is at the forefront of the American consciousness. There’s legitimate hope with the local baseball team. And we may very well be on the cusp of a Clinton in the White House. Old is indeed new again. That may not be more evident than in the music-retail landscape…

How Decade-Old Felonies Keep People From Finding A Home

Dearie Ruth thought that Crestmont Village was the worst her living situation could get. There were bed bugs and rats. There was no hot water for four months at one point. At another, there was no electricity either, because management didn’t pay the bill, leaving all the residents in the…

Shows of the Week: Hayes Carll Returns Home, Heart In Hand

HAYES CARLL Cullen Theater (Wortham Center), April 14 Nearly all of the great songwriters have a “divorce album,” a memoir of a failed relationship that in many cases is also an artistic masterpiece: Dylan’s Blood On the Tracks, Willie Nelson’s Phases and Stages and Springsteen’s Tunnel of Love, to name…

East Houston Chemical Plant Catches Fire

A huge blaze at a chemical plant in East Houston this morning forced a shelter in place for nearby residents, KHOU first reported.  Houston Fire Department officials said they responded to a fire at the LyondellBassell plant on North Allen-Genoa Road and Lawndale at 10:06 a.m., and issued a shelter-in-place…

Brazos County Will Honor Confederate Soldiers for Whole Month of April

Confederate Memorial Day has been celebrated in Brazos County for more than 100 years every April 26. But apparently that has not been enough celebration. Because this week, Brazos County commissioners signed a proclamation to celebrate Confederate history for the entire month of April, now known as “Confederate History and…

Wayne Graham, More Than Just a Baseball Coach

Wayne Graham turned 80-years-old on Wednesday. The night before, his Rice Owls defeated the Texas Aggies 4-3. The win improved the Rice record to 18-10 for the season with the Owls having now won 15 of the last 20 games. There are plenty of ways to talk about Graham. There’s…

Houston’s 5 Best Weekend Food Bets: Time to UnWINEd

Here’s a look at this weekend’s best culinary happenings: The Woodlands Waterway Arts Festival @ The Woodlands Town Center Friday – Sunday, Friday 11 a.m. to 6 p.m.; Saturday 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.; Sunday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. 2099 Lake Robbins This three-day outdoor festival is a celebration…

State Denies Compensation for Former Death Row Inmate

A man freed from death row was denied compensation from the state in a case that tests one of Texas’s most lauded criminal justice reforms. In 2005, Alfred Dewayne Brown was convicted of capital murder after he allegedly shot and killed Houston Police Officer Charles Clarke, “execution style,” during a…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Hardcore Henry

Title: Hardcore Henry Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote:  Milhouse: “This is great…and all I’ve done is enter my name: ‘Thrillhouse!'” On screen: WELCOME THRILLHO Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Three copies of Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Feature-length version of Smack My…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: A Burger Pop-Up & TV Dinner Mondays

Mark your calendars, because you don’t want to miss these deliciously fun culinary events: In anticipation of Killen’s Burgers, opening soon in the original Killen’s Steakhouse location, Chef Ronnie Killen will be revving up weekend burger pop-ups at Killen’s Barbecue, 3613 E. Broadway, starting this Friday from 11 from a.m. to…

A Chevron Houston Layoff Plays Out on Reddit

Since the end of last year, Chevron has announced that the company intended to lay off about 4,000 employees over the course of 2016. Still, it was sobering to realize the layoffs were hitting Chevron’s Houston workforce on Thursday with more than 600 jobs from the Houston area on the…

Four Reasons to Be Excited About Pro Wrestling, Again

To call the modern age of a professional wrestling a “golden age” might be a stretch, but 2016 is a pretty great time to be a wrestling fan. There are four promotions with TV on a national level in the United States and it’s easier than ever to find the…

100-Year Flood? Shoot, Houston Is in Trouble During a 10-Year Storm

The Houston Press has acquired a map depicting Harris County’s 10-year flood zones, and the document shows that Brays Bayou, despite multi-million dollar improvements, can’t even protect against a relatively ho-hum downpour. Much like what occurred during the Memorial Day floods, the map shows flooding immediately to the north and…

HISD Audit Chief’s Alleged Misdeeds Kept Under Tight Wrap

Did Richard Patton do such a good job investigating in-house corruption as chief auditor for the Houston ISD that members of his own board (made uneasy by his unrelenting queries) turned against him, as was suggested in a Houston Chronicle story Thursday? Or was Patton leading some kind of double…

Make This a Metalcore Weekend

If you’re looking for something to do in Houston this weekend, why not step into a time machine? What’s  that, you say? Time machines don’t exist? Lies. Two, in fact, have pulled up to Houston’s beloved music venues Scout Bar and Walters, and are operating exclusively tonight and Sunday night…

25 Years Later, Poor Dumb Bastards Are Still Getting Away With It

Who knows how it works in other cities, but something would be terribly wrong with Houston’s music scene without Poor Dumb Bastards. Founded in 1991 by Scarborough high-school buddies Byron Dean and Mike Porterfield, the unabashedly rude local rockers gleefully explore the depths of vulgarity and depravity like crazed manchildren…

Anti-Vaccination Doc Vaxxed, Booted From Tribeca, Is a Tragic Fraud

Vaxxed, the new “documentary” about the alleged connection between vaccines and autism, is directed by Andrew Wakefield, the disgraced doctor responsible for duping untold thousands of parents into believing vaccinations could give their children autism. This may not be news to anyone who’s followed the controversy surrounding the film’s abrupt…

Houston’s a Damn Cool Place for a “Hellhole”

“Houston is a cruel, crazy town on a filthy river in east Texas with no zoning laws and a culture of sex, money and violence. It’s a shabby, sprawling metropolis ruled by brazen women, crooked cops and super-rich pansexual cowboys who live by the code of the west—which can mean…

This Week’s Favorite Houston Dishes

Being the lead freelance food writer and restaurant critic for the Houston Press means I usually end up visiting several different restaurants every week. Sometimes I encounter truly great dishes that may or may not fit into a story I’m working on. Regardless, I think Houston diners should know about them…

Why the Feds Couldn’t Stomach the Halliburton/Baker Hughes Merger

U.S. Department of Justice antitrust regulators have been fairly unenthusiastic about the proposed merger between Halliburton and Baker Hughes, the second and third largest oil field service companies in the United States. Now, thanks to the lawsuit the DOJ filed Wednesday, we have a much clearer picture of exactly why…

I Drunk-Cheated on My Boyfriend. Help!

I DRUNK-CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND Dear Willie D: I went to a party a few weeks ago and drunk-cheated on my boyfriend. I took six tequila shots and had two beers with a group of friends. One of the friends and I have been friends for three years. We didn’t…

Country Music Loses an Icon: Merle Haggard Passes Away at 79

According to numerous reports, country-music icon Merle Haggard has passed away after a battle with double pneumonia. His manager confirmed Haggard’s death to Britain’s The Independent; today was also his 79th birthday. Haggard’s loss is inestimable; he was often called the greatest songwriter in country-music history, with 38 of his…


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