Five More Musical Texas Politicians

In this week’s Houston Press cover story, you can read about Kinky Friedman’s completely serious campaign to become Texas’ next Agriculture Commissioner in the November 2014, a position he hopes will allow him to be the state’s leading advocate for marijuana legalization. This is not the first time Friedman, a…

Supreme Court Rejects Challenge to Texas Abortion Law

Judge Richard Posner, the leading judicial-scholar of our generation (think Oliver Wendell Holmes and Learned Hand), recently said in an interview: “Well, I don’t like the Supreme Court. I don’t think it’s a real court. I think of it as basically . . . it’s like a House of Lords…

Reality Bites: Vegas Strip

There are a million reality shows on the naked television. We’re going to watch them all, one at a time. If you’ve read “Reality Bites” more than once (unlikely, I know), you’ve probably figured out what a big fan I am of COPS. It’s arguably the first reality show –…

Wille Nelson & Family at Stafford Centre, 11/19/2013

Willie Nelson & Family, Paula Nelson Band Stafford Centre November 19, 2013 The thought that Tuesday night might be the last time I see Willie Nelson never even popped into my head until after the show was over. I just assumed he’ll be back about eight months from now, like…

Propain at Warehouse Live, 11/19/2013

Propain Warehouse Live November 19, 2013 Late in Propain’s set at Warehouse Live Tuesday night, no less an authority on the current cultural zeitgeist of Houston rap than Kirko Bangz took a second to sum up the mood of the evening. “This is your time,” he told the headliner, a…

Forgotten Houston for Kids: Malibu Grand Prix

Putting anyone behind the wheel of a speeding car seems almost asinine if you examine it from a completely clinical standpoint. Not only are you hurtling along the road in a tin can surrounded by unpredictable strangers in their own speeding tin cans, but you aren’t just going in a…

The 10 Biggest Fights at Thanksgiving

In a completely unscientific poll done in 2011 by market research firm Harris Interactive, it was found that out of a 2,462 adults surveyed online, Thanksgiving was the No. 2 favorite holiday. The No. 1 holiday was Christmas. In addition to loving turkey day, Americans also love to crash their…

Me, My Daughter and Mario: A Four-Year-Old’s First World 1-1

I was four years old in 1985 when the Nintendo Entertainment System was released, which means I had an awesome Christmas that year as well as many, many years afterwards. What can I say? Everything important I learned came from lessons in 8-bit graphics. Of course, the system came with…

Rest of the Best 2013: Top Ten Ice Cream Spots

Our 2013 Best of Houston® winners have been announced, but in many cases, picking the best item in any category was no easy task. In order to show off all the culinary greatness Houston has to offer, we’ll be rounding up the “rest of the best” in some of our…

Vote or Die: The Last VJ’s Top Five Videos of the Week

Welcome back to The Last VJ, music fans. The music video as an art form is as unique and brilliant as it is now once again underground. To perfectly mesh music with a film director’s vision is to empower both of those forms beyond the sum of their parts. If…

Five Great Acoustic Punk Tracks

Last month noted garage punks The Men released their latest effort, an EP of acoustic tracks called Campfire Songs. The 2013 Free Press Summer Festival MVPs may play some pretty hyped-up punk rock, but they’re no strangers to softer styles, with latest album Open Your Heart more closely resembling Neil…

Rice No. 7 on List of America’s Smartest Universities

Everyone in Houston knows those kids at Rice are a smart lot. Sure, Valhalla might have a weird dress code issue, but otherwise, it’s a nice place with a lot of generally intelligent people. So it should come as no surprise that Rice University made Lumosity’s list of the smartest…

5 Harsh Truths That Will Help You Be a Better Writer

Right now I’ve got a ton of friends on Facebook currently plugging away for National Novel Writing Month, the annual contest where people are encouraged to pen 60,000 original words of written work. Though I don’t join in myself due to increased obligations at my day gig during November, it…

Five Impossible Gifts for Impossible People

Some people are just impossible to buy for, you know? Everyone knows at least one of these impossible people; they fall into several categories: The Already-Has-Everything Woman: She buys whatever she wants, whenever she wants it, so what’s left? The Guy Who Always Hates All His Gifts: Every time a…

Conservapedia: The Search for the Truth Ends Here

You are surely aware of Wikipedia, the crowd-sourced online encyclopedia. While sometimes comically inaccurate (but rarely nowadays), Wikipedia is actually a fairly reliable resource for basic facts (How many touchdowns has Tom Brady thrown? Which years was Warren Harding president?). It is almost always one of the first few hits…

The Rocks Off 200: Tom Lynch, New Kid On the Block

Welcome to The Rocks Off 200, our portrait gallery of the most compelling profiles and personalities in the far-flung Houston music community — a lot more than just musicians, but of course they’re in there too. See previous entries in the Rocks Off 100 at this link. Who? It’s fair…

Phở Risotto: “Fusion” Doesn’t Have to Suck

Do you remember that old nursery rhyme about Jack Sprat? Well, that’s my wife and eldest daughter, only with phở. On our not infrequent trips to Van Loc, a longstanding family favorite, we always forget this fact. Every single time, we look across the table at a bowl full of…

Being Pregnant During the Holidays: The Pros and Cons

This weekend I dropped by Whole Foods to pick something up and was bombarded with the sights and smells of the holidays. “Try some brie?” a tattooed woman in an apron said to me. “Uhhh.. no thanks,” I replied. “Sample this red wine for the holidays,” my favorite Whole Foods…

That Girl: An Engagement Story in Four Songs

One recent Sunday, I watched my best friend propose to his longtime girlfriend of more than a year. I know how much weight that particular statement makes, but considering all the factors here, this was a big damn deal for all parties involved. Never in our natural lives did we…

Mountain Man Leslie West Once Had Houston at His Fingers

“You’re in Houston, so let me ask you something,” a gravelly, low voice asks on the other end of the phone. “Is the bed you’re sleeping on from Finger Furniture?” An odd question to hear outside of a TV commercial, to be sure. But even odder since the voice asking…

The 10 Best Kanye West Items on Etsy

I have a slight obsession with Kanye West because I simultaneously recognize that he is really a genius while at the same time acknowledge that’s a Hollywood fathead who isn’t nearly as genius as he thinks he is. The result is a strange figure that elicits devotion, obsession, mockery, and…

Ad Deum Dance Company Uncertain With Moving Violations Pardoned

The Set-Up:Dancers are used to taking corrections for mistakes made in the studio. Some corrections go beyond stylistic suggestions; they are required for the safety of the dancers to avoid injury during the creation of new works. Ad Deum Dance Company’s artistic director Randall Flinn takes this scenario and uses…

Holy Wave at Mango’s, 11/17/2013

Holy Wave, Lochness Mobsters, Infinite Apaches Mango’s November 17, 2013 Under threat of another Monday, sometimes nothing prepares you for the start of another work week like a thorough squeegeeing of the old third eye. It was already difficult to shake the feeling that I was tripping on Sunday after…

Texans Reach the Breaking Point, Andre Johnson Walks Off

“Me and Matt are fine.” — Andre Johnson, after Sunday’s 28-23 loss to the Oakland Raiders You’re Andre Johnson. You get drafted in 2003 by a one year old expansion team, still in its infancy stage. You’re excited, you’re eager, and you’re hoping to be the foundational building block of…

Raiders 28, Texans 23: What the Schaub?

About 20 minutes after the Texans game ended, a good friend of mine left a message on my voice mail explaining how angry she was at the team. If you listen to call-in shows or watch Twitter or listen to fans in the stadium, you would see she is not…

Paste Untapped Festival at Discovery Green, 11/16/2013

Paste Untapped Festival Discovery Green November 16, 2016 It’s hard to imagine an event like Untapped Houston happening a few short years ago. Still in its infancy, Discovery Green was reluctant to book large-scale events such as this combination music/craft-beer festival; these days it’s a wonder the park was even…

Thanks-Killing: Halloween Is Over, But the Horror Goes On

Halloween is over, and for many folks that means an unabashed love of blood, mass murder, and monsters once again goes from “holiday spirit” to “creepy.” The more domestic and family oriented celebrations of Thanksgiving and Christmas loom, and that means we’ll be switching Friday the 13th marathons on TV…

Houston’s 10 Best-Sounding Music Venues

Listening is not necessarily the strong suit of Houstonians who frequent live-music venues. But for those who do choose to silence themselves and their phones for live performances (or those drowned out by the sound system), there are certain places around town that are built for great sound. These venues,…

One Direction’s “Story of My Life” Has No Reason to Exist

Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning writer and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times. Courtesy of Columbia/SycoZayn and the crewSong: One Direction, “Story of My Life” History: A long time ago there were barber shop quartets and then after that the New Kids On The Block,…

Twenty One Pilots at House of Blues, 11/15/2013

Twenty One Pilots House of Blues November 15, 2013 Music has a funny way of making things seem grandiose, bigger than they actually are. “I was at a church, and this guy was saying something,” said Tyler Joseph from the stage at House of Blues, softly the playing piano as…

Brick Wall at UH Explores the Lives of Three Stand-up Comedians

The set-up: The lives of three stand-up comedians are explored – we meet them both onstage and off – and elements of originality are added as two of the three are handicapped. The execution: The primary setting is a nightclub in Atlantic City. Patrick Poole portrays Orny Griswald, who once…

Ted Cruz: As Abrasive and Arrogant in College as Now

Ted Cruz, the id of the Tea Party, is nobody’s dummy, academically speaking. Cruz is a double-Ivy grad, who went to Princeton for his undergraduate degree and law school at the venerable Harvard. When the Daily Beast undertook to discover what Cruz was like at Princeton, it reported: several fellow…

Soccer Fan Bets His House AND LOSES! (Also, My Weekend Best Bets)

There’s an old saying that when people feel strongly about a sports betting premonition, they should “bet the farm.” The phrase is never uttered with the thought that anyone anywhere would literally do that, though. However, apparently Iganga, Uganda, is not part of “anywhere.” (And international soccer fans are not…

The Head and the Heart at Warehouse Live, 11/14/2013

The Head and the Heart Warehouse Live November 14, 2013 I think Thursday is starting to be that night again where everyone decides not to worry about how they feel the next morning at work. When I was growing up, “thirsty” Thursdays were the thing, especially when I was first…

BATTLE-DRINK, Week 11: DeAndre Hopkins’s Weenie Roast

In last week’s BATTLE-DRINK post, I wrote the following: As we head into Week 10 with the Texans taking on the Arizona Cardinals, all of a sudden we have squares devoted to Gary Kubiak’s health, the jumbled running back roster, a quarterback non-controversy-that-some-people-are-trying-to-make-a-controversy, bullying in the Dolphins locker room, and…

Rihanna & A$AP Rocky at Toyota Center, 11/14/2013

Rihanna, A$AP Rocky Toyota Center November 14, 2013 Music is about connections. It’s about finding that song you love, the one that moves you, the one that makes you want to belt it out as loud as you can. When it comes to a body of work, Rihanna may have…

Weekend Weather: If You Don’t Like the Weather in Texas…Wait

For most of this week, Houstonians have been digging their sweaters and jackets out of the deep recesses of our closets. We inundated air-conditioning companies with phone calls about our furnaces. We enjoyed the faint smell of burning dust we notice every year the first time the heater gets turned…

5 Greatest Bits of Creationist Science

People take a very dim view of Creationism because it’s, you know, wrong. I’m not saying that there’s no God and that He had nothing to do with the way things turned out, I’m just saying that asking Biblical literalism to be considered science is like my daughter insisting Harry…

100 Creatives 2013: Robin Davidson, Poet and Translator

What She Does Robin Davidson has been writing poetry for years and in 2013 she published two chapbooks and her first full-length volume of poetry. She is also an instructor of Eastern European literature, Contemporary American poetry and creative writing at the University of Houston-Downtown and is an adviser to…

25 Ways to Know You Spend Too Much Time in Montrose

Rocks Off loves Houston’s adorably scruffy, formerly sketchy hipster ‘hood long ago known as “Neartown,” but sometimes you have to go beyond Allen Parkway or 59. We asked a few of our writers exactly when they know that. You envy the comparatively walkable sidewalks of Fallujah. You have five different…

Venomous Maximus Ramps Up to Conquering Mode

2013 was a big year for the men of Venomous Maximus. The local metal kings toured with Down, opened for Guns ‘N’ Roses and played SXSW and Fun Fun Fun Fest. They even signed a deal with Napalm Records, which issued the band’s critically acclaimed album Beg Upon the Light…

Houston’s Top 10 Cougar Bars

As our sister blog Eating…Our Words does, from time to time Rocks Off will be giving you our picks for the top taverns in various Houston-area neighborhoods. Of course, the lines can be porous, but here anything with a TABC license that cannot reasonably be considered either a restaurant, coffeehouse…

The 6 Creepiest Things About R U Dateable’s Justin Lookadoo

On Wednesday, students at Richardson High School near Dallas were treated to an assembly featuring Justin Lookadoo, porcupine-looking religious “motivational” speaker. Lookadoo is the man behind the Web site R U Dateable and related books, in which he presumes to tell 16-year-olds how to find a suitable mate. Among his…

The Dead Links Are a Real Live Band, and a Good One

Imagine you’re a new band all but starting from scratch: struggling to book gigs, pay for studio time, and get your music out to potential fans. Now imagine you’re middle-aged, and there are dozens of bands in town jockeying for those same things, except with the advantage of being about…

Janelle Monae at House of Blues, 11/13/2013

Janelle Monae House of Blues November 13, 2013 The things that pop into your head sometimes at concerts. Wednesday night, already on my short list for best show of 2013, it was City Slickers. Yes, the 1991 Billy Crystal/Jack Palance comedy. Crystal and his buddies are on a trail ride,…

Linsanity Not Enough to Prop Up Ailing Players, Defense

Two games. Three overtimes. One win. After gutting out a win over Toronto in Houston, the Rockets lost in a single overtime to Philadelphia. In both games, Jeremy Lin was on fire, shooting a combined 20-38 from the field, 12-21 from three-point range, dishing 14 assists and scoring 31 and…

Drake, Miguel & Future at Toyota Center, 11/13/2013

Drake, Miguel, Future Toyota Center November 13, 2013 “I been waiting for this motherfucker the entire tour!” a more than jovial Drake announced to a near-capacity crowd at Toyota Center Wednesday night. “Everybody knows Drizzy Drake was born here in Houston.” He doesn’t attempt to keep his distance from fans,…

Fitness and Fatness: New Research Unveils a Surprising Link

Almost needless to say, we are a body-conscious nation. Diet and nutritional fads (Atkins, South Beach, pomegranate, organic produce, the Fireman’s Diet, the Caveman Diet, the list could go on ad nauseam) attract our attention and our wallets. Part of this obsession with weight and body image is a tendency…

Pop Rocks: “Sextortion,” Privacy and Miss Teen USA

It was announced yesterday that the suspect of the Miss Teen USA “sextortion” scandal, Jared James Abraham, 19, is expected to plead guilty to his heinous crime. If you haven’t been following the case, which has been skimming only slightly above the radar for the past year, here goes: Miss…

The Rocks Off 200: Ashley Worhol, Goth-Metal Queen of Katy

Welcome to The Rocks Off 200, our portrait gallery of the most compelling profiles and personalities in the far-flung Houston music community — a lot more than just musicians, but of course they’re in there too. See previous entries in the Rocks Off 100 at this link. Who? If you’ve…

Spotlight on Thanksgiving Sides: Veal and Meatball Lasagna at Prego

Looking for non-traditional (at least for your family) side options this Thanksgiving? This series highlights the unconventional, interesting twists on sides available for sale at Houston restaurants. Pick up some to add some variation to Turkey Day. If you’re accustomed as I am to Italian-American Thanksgivings, you may not blink…

Police Seek Man Charged With Raping 13-Year-Old

Courtesy Houston Police DepartmentDo you know where Forrest Wayne is?Houston police are asking the public’s help to find a man accused of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl. Forrest Wayne, 41, is charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child…

Don’t Upstage: Theater Etiquette for Beginners

Since theater season is well upon us, I thought I’d take a page from my Museum Etiquette for Beginners post, and ask some friends for tips for those new to the theater scene as audience members. This time of year is an especially good time in Houston for people new…

Vote or Die: The Last VJ’s Top Five Videos of the Week

Welcome back to The Last VJ, music fans. There’s really nothing in the world like watching a song come to cinematic life. It really becomes the ultimate form of musical expression, mixing inputs from two different senses in a way that transcends even live performance if done correctly. As we…

Vildhjarta

Love it or hate it, the Meshuggah-indebted djent form of progressive/technical metal is the wave right now, and Vildhjarta is one of the biggest and best to come out of that scene. The Swedish act released their first record Måsstaden back in 2011 and hit #37 on the Billboard Top…

My Boyfriend May Be a Pimp. Help!

Welcome to Ask Willie D, Rocks Off’s advice column where the Geto Boys MC answers reader questions about matters, in his own words, “funny, serious or unpredictable.” Something on your mind? Ask Willie D! I THINK MY BOYFRIEND IS ASHAMED OF ME Dear Willie D: I have been seeing a…

Bayou City Poetry Grand Slam

MECA’s stage becomes the Thunderdome during the Bayou City Poetry Grand Slam as poets from across the nation compete for bragging rights and a $1,000 prize. Three rounds are done tournament-style with Olympic-style judging. The top three poets in the final round win the prizes. The purse has attracted Ed…

The Wicker Man — The Final Cut

Yes, the 2006 The Wicker Man remake was fun; watching Nicholas Cage dress up as a bear and utter the immortal line “Oh no, not the bees, not the bees! Auuuugh! Aglubah my eyes! My eyes! Aaaauuuurrrrgh!” But Robin Hardy’s original The Wicker Man, starring Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee,…

Ad Deum Dance Company: Moving Violations Pardoned

Director Randall Flinn thought he was reaching out to a stranger when he sent a note to José Limón dancer/choreographer Durell Ron Comedy asking if he was interested in choreographing a new work for the Ad Deum Dance Company. “When we finally got on the phone together, I started, ‘Hi,…

Brick Wall

Three stand-up comics, one microphone and an Atlantic City casino. That’s the setup for Brick Wall, a comedy written by Vic Shuttee. A junior majoring in playwriting at the University of Houston, Shuttee started work on the play three years ago as a class project. After being workshopped at the…

Houston Symphony: Luck be a Lady

You might not know her name, but you likely recognize Megan Hilty. She starred as Galinda in the musical Wicked both on Broadway and on tour. Later, she played the perky blond foil to Katharine McPhee’s stormy brunette in the highly acclaimed but relatively short-lived musical television series Smash. In…

Burnt at the Steak

Some actors work as waiters while waiting for their big breaks. Carolann Valentino managed a multimillion-dollar steakhouse. It was an eye-opening experience, and she’s crafted the much-lauded and acclaimed one-woman musical Burnt at the Steak around her adventures in restaurant-land. Valentino plays a cast of different characters in order to…

“Colombia: Transformed/Architecture=Politics”

“Colombia: Transformed/Architecture=Politics,” on exhibit at the Houston chapter of the American Institute of Architects, spotlights work from six contemporary Colombian architects. The group “really look at political and economic conditions in their country, and respond by creating architecture that empowers people,” says Mat Wolff, the AIA’s exhibitions coordinator. “A lot…

A Christmas Carol – A Ghost Story of Christmas

James Black directs the Alley Theatre’s production of A Christmas Carol — A Ghost Story of Christmas. The annual holiday favorite follows miserly Ebenezer Scrooge as he’s visited by three ghostly spirits on Christmas Eve in an attempt to show him the evil of his ways. Do they succeed? Of…

“Elvira Sarmiento: Alludere Posada”

Contemporary Mexican artist Elvira Sarmiento comments on society’s fear of new technology, as well as its thirst for sensationalistic news, in the exhibit “Elvira Sarmiento: Alludere Posada.” The title refers to famed printmaker José Guadalupe Posada, whose work Sarmiento alludes to in her new creations, reflecting the themes he often…

10 ’90s Albums That Should Be Broadway Musicals

It seems Broadway may have a taste for those ironic jagged little ’90s pills after all. Here’s the thing: Jagged Little Pill, that mega-huge album from our favorite ’90s alt-wailer Alanis Morissette, is being adapted for the Broadway stage. As in, they’re making the album into a Broadway musical, and…

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“Calaveras Mexicanas: The Art and Influence of Jose Guadalupe Posada” The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston, commemorates the 100th anniversary of Posada’s death with an exhibition titled “Calaveras Mexicanas: The Art and Influence of Jose Guadalupe Posada.” The exhibit decorates the white walls between the lower-level staircase of MFAH’s Caroline…

Can Terrorists Enter the U.S. Through the Mexican Borderd?

Dear Mexican, Could it really be possible for a terrorist to sneak into the U.S. through the southern border, or is that just more fear-mongoring from the conservatives? Not Crazy about Quds Dear Gabacho, Of course it’s possible, but we’re really not going to know until we find out, right?…

Simply Pho Is More Than Its Name Suggests

Get a behind the scenes look at Simply Pho by checking out our slideshow. The name of the restaurant is completely misleading, as I discovered during my first meal there. I was seated at one of the two dozen four-tops scattered throughout the spacious dining room and was handed a…

The Houston Ballet Brings Paris to Its Feet

Unless they’re on strike or, maybe, charging the barricades in protest, French audiences don’t stand up. It’s just not in their genes. In the theater, they can bestow riotous applause, but a standing ovation is as rare as a fat Parisian. Houston Ballet’s dreamy co-production with international pianist Lang Lang,…

Eat Your Art: There’s a Feast Going on at Blaffer Art Museum

In 1932, F.T. Marinetti penned the Futurist Cookbook, a work that decried pasta; stated that perfume should accompany food; recommended cork, sandpaper, sponge and felt-covered pajamas for dinner guests; and introduced the “polyrythmic salad,” which diners cranked out of a box. The manifesto is filled with recipes that emphasized food…

One More Day?

Free Press Summer Fest Free Press Summer Festival has decided it wants to grow. This past Monday, the popular Houston outdoor music festival — which drew an estimated 81,000 people to Eleanor Tinsley Park in June 2012, the first sellout in its five-year history — posted a video urging fans…

The Doomed Dome

Highlights from Hair Balls Spaced City When the Roman Colosseum was built, it was a sports stadium, the first of its kind and a spectacle like nothing seen before. It was iconic beyond what took place inside, but the atrocities and spectacular events that did occur inside the building added…

Houston’s Top 10 Doughnut Spots

Best of Houston® Our 2013 Best of Houston® winners have been announced, but in many cases, picking the best item in any category was no easy task. In order to show off all the culinary greatness Houston has to offer, we’ll be rounding up the “rest of the best” in some of…


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