Awesome Gift Ideas For a Classic Rock Christmas!

Ah, the Christmas-shopping season is upon us, meaning there is likely one classic-rock fan on your list. But what to get them when the Amazon Gift Card doesn’t really say “gee, I really put a lot of thought into this?” Fear not — these four items that any faithful listener…

One Man’s Eight-Year Fight For Workers’ Compensation

Since the accident, John Bennett has lived in a sea of paperwork, and rarely does he come up for air. The papers have become like furniture in his home, living mostly in eight boxes stacked next to his dining room table where more unstapled sheets are scattered and out of…

Do You Feel More Texan Than American?

Recently, I asked a large group of my friends if they identified more strongly as Americans or as Texans, and nearly every one of them responded that they felt they were Texans first and foremost. That surprised me. I grew up saying the Pledge of Allegiance, and while “Texas stuff”…

8 Best Vegan Dishes You Need to Try in Houston

Despite Houston’s image as a city famed for luxurious meat and cheese-drenched offerings, the city’s diverse and burgeoning food scene also lends itself to a wide spectrum of quality vegan options. Read on to learn about eight vegan dishes around Houston that you need to sample whether you’re a die-hard…

Houston vs. the UK: Crowd-Behavior Smackdown

For a multitude of reasons, many times people have a negative experience at concerts. As seen in many reviews or comment sections, the problems are often attributed to Houston music fans. These complaints are legion: they may be the start times of shows; complaints about the crowd; the cost of…

Saints-Texans — Four Things to Watch For

After a weekend that starts with Thanksgiving Day football wall to wall, continues with a University of Houston home game on Friday, and hits a crescendo with a ton of meaningful college football on Saturday, Sunday is the perfect capper if you’re a Texans fan. Not only do you have…

Cyclone Anaya Goes Seasonal With Its Tamales in Houston

Just in time for the winter holidays, Cyclone Anaya’s has decided to offer homemade gourmet seasonal tacos. In order to promote their offerings available until January 1, Chef Jason Gould and self-described raconteur Patrick Boylan, dropped by the Houston Press offices to leave us some samples.  In order from left…

Country Music Needs the Dixie Chicks Now More Than Ever

You could say that country music is currently, perhaps unwittingly, sitting at a real turning point. As critics sit and debate over who is and is not “authentic” and who’s going to be its next “savior,” fans are starting to get turned on to music that has traditionally been marginalized…

Houston-Area Grocery Stores Open on Thanksgiving Day

It never fails. You made your shopping list, checked it twice and still managed to leave off something. Maybe you “knew” you had a particular ingredient on hand and then found out it all got used up. No matter what the circumstances, there are plenty of grocery stores open at…

Can You Solve the Puzzle?

I wasn’t able to solve the puzzle, though I tried several numerical combinations in the coded door lock of Candace Hicks’s Edward Hopper’s Doorway or The Way Out, part of her “Read Me” exhibit at Lawndale Art Center. There are plenty of clues throughout her pieces and, while the payoff…

We’re All in Trouble Now: Booze Delivery Now Available in Houston

In a press release this morning, delivery service Instacart announced that they’ve partnered with Spec’s Wine, Spirits, and Finer Foods to deliver the “widest assortment of fine foods, wine, liquor and beer.” The service start today in Houston and Austin and, depending on where people ordering live, could be as…

Abbott Says Guns Are Okay in Texas City Halls

Governor Greg Abbott has weighed in on the recent challenges to gun bans on certain government-owned properties, and he says city halls in particular can’t prohibit concealed handgun licensees from carrying their weapons into the building, according to a memo the Governor’s Office sent to the Attorney General in October…

Johnny Football Is Back, Clubbing in Austin on His Bye Week

Thanksgiving week tends to be a little slow in the sports world. Unfortunately, there are a few of us who are too stupid to take a full week of vacation still responsible for churning out some content during this week. Dreadful, I know! Thankfully, the football gods heard our prayers and…

Ho Ho Humbug Returns With a New, Slimmer Santa Story

It’s the semi-autobiographical story of a New York City out of work writter looking for something to tide him over so he can qualify for unemployment benefits, who accepts a job as an elf and is catapulted into the Santa chair. If you think you already know how this goes,…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars Open Around Thanksgiving

Contrary to popular belief, not every bar in Houston is open on Thanksgiving Day, so we present you with this list of the best bars open on Turkey Day; these places are all open on Wednesday as well, for those of you who need to de-stress a little bit the…

Remembering Houston Rap Legend MC Wickett Crickett

The legacy Darrell Veal left on this Earth became one of the standards not just for MCing but promoting local acts, regardless of what region you belong to. He was slender, growing dreads in his later years, and never was without a smile or a word of encouragement. He gave…

College Football, Week 12 — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

Well, we’re getting down to it now in college football. Two weeks to go in the regular season, including a Saturday full of conference championship games in two weeks that could turn the selection process for the College Football Playoff into the most controversial selection of anything since the 2000…

The 10 Most Inspired Texans-Jets Rapper Tweets

The Houston Texans’ 2015 season began with HBO’s Hard Knocks introducing the team to America at large. It took a month of filming and some fancy editing to present to the nation our sometimes thrilling and frequently frustrating NFL franchise, but Home Box Office could have saved all that time…

Break of Noon Gets Neutered by Niceness

The set up: Meet John Smith. He’s a man in a Neil LaBute play, so yeah, he’s a selfish, womanizing asshole. Or at least he used to be. That was all before he was the lone survivor in a horrific lunchtime workplace massacre that left 37 of his office mates…

Thanksgiving Cocktails: Drink Recipes From Wooster’s Garden

In the video above, general manager Jennifer Johnson of Wooster’s Garden demonstrates how to make three different cocktails to go with Thanksgiving dinner. There’s a drink designed for each phase of the meal: before, during and after. Here are the recipes, with some additional commentary from Wooster’s Garden co-owner Steven…

UH Hoops Flashes to Victory

The University of Houston basketball team was supposed to win Saturday night. That’s the thing about early-season out-of-conference basketball games. Lots of those games are sure winners for the home team. How the Cougars won Saturday night’s game, however, stands out. They defeated Florida A&M by 45 points, 97-52, to…

Why Did the Houston Zoo Bend Over for Gun Rights Advocates?

Since local lawyer and gun rights advocate T. Edwin Walker successfully had the Houston Zoo’s gun ban removed in September, other gun advocates across Texas are pushing for similar signs to come down in public spaces ranging from botanical gardens to nature preserves to police departments.But not everyplace with a…

Where to Get Mashed Potatoes to Go in Houston

Have a hankering for creamy mashed potatoes and gravy? Need a quick side for a big meal and want one less thing to deal with? Here are some places in Houston that will pack up a quart container of mashed potatoes and gravy to-go. Of course, if it’s you’re just…

NFL Week 11: Texans-Jets — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

I’ll never say that a second half of football is meaningless ever again, regardless of what the margin is heading into said half, and here’s why… I think you could make an argument that the second half of the Atlanta game, down 42-0, was where Brian Hoyer rediscovered his mojo,…

Hey, This New Bieber Album Is Actually Kind of Good

I’m not supposed to like this record. But I do. And I think I’m OK with that. The impetus for this article began with a tweet I released into the world earlier this month. I’m not embarrassed about it, though I’m supposed to be, I guess. Even as I’ve developed…

In Pre-WWI Gay Culture, The Twentieth-Century Way Was All the Rage

The set-up: Award-winning playwright Tom Jacobson (Ouroboros, Bunbury, Sperm) goes undercover in The Twentieth-Century Way and flings wide the closet door, turning on the light to reveal a fascinating, unreported, and, by all accounts, ubiquitous stratum of pre-WWI American gay culture. The execution: Basing the rudimentary facts from Bryn Mawr…

Jets-Texans — Four Things to Watch For

Heading into this weekend’s slate of games, there were only 11 NFL teams above .500 on the season, the lowest number of teams above the even mark since the elder Bush was in the presidential office. Basically, in 2015’s NFL, mediocre is the new average! The bad news is that…

Owls’ Effort Improves, but Team Goes to 0-3

For about 10 minutes last night the Rice Owls basketball team seemed to forget that it was the Rice Owls basketball team. There was crisp movement of the ball, smart-incisive passing, good shot selection. The visiting Oregon State Beavers, a bigger, more athletic, more talented team, looked discombobulated out on…

Lawsuit Details Brutal Allegations of Rape at Neon Boots

A Houston woman who says she was drugged and brutally raped at Neon Boots Dancehall and Saloon — and then left alone and locked inside the club for hours — sued the business Thursday for negligence. The harrowing details are laid out in a statement the woman provided to the…

Jessica Jones Is the Best On-Screen Drama Marvel Has Ever Made

Marvel’s Jessica Jones is smart, surprising and occasionally terrifying, a human tale of trauma and healing in a superhero vein. Its first episodes have more (unexploitative) sex scenes than battles, more shrugs and eye rolls than mighty kapows. But it’s not the shock or novelty that gives it resonance. Jessica…

University of Houston Approves Raise for Tom Herman

Over the last couple years, the University of Houston has done virtually everything right when it comes to positioning itself for a possible bump up into a Power Five Conference. They made a massive investment in a new football stadium, committed to upgrades for their basketball facilities, and made two…

Sid Miller Is Still An Asshole

Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller has worked hard at becoming the hard-right caricature of Texas state government. It was Miller who, as a state House member, authored the law forcing abortion providers to conduct a sonogram 24 hours before the procedure, forcing doctors to play audio of the fetal heartbeat and…

Five Awesome Thanksgiving-Themed Horror Films to Enjoy

It’s nearly time for people all over the country to gather together over a meal and give thanks for the good things in their lives, or at least for the chance to gorge themselves on huge amounts of waist tightening foods. Quite a few of us will find ourselves sprawled…

10 Can’t-Miss Acts at Houston Whatever Fest

AUTO FELLATIO DREAMS Saturday, 7:30 p.m. With a name that leaves a distinct impression on our most primitive sensibilities, Auto Fellatio Dreams’ imagery lives up to the band’s sound. Discordant, harsh and experimental, but in the best sense of the word, their music takes no prisoners. They offer only the…

UH Student Fakes Her Own Kidnapping

A student who was found bound and gagged in a bathroom at the University of Houston Law Center earlier this week and claimed she was kidnapped was apparently not actually kidnapped, according to the Above the Law.  In an email obtained by the legal blog, the dean of the law school assured students…

Free Music, Free Thinking Return at For the Community X

Micah Jackson says the free music and arts festival that’s known to Houstonians as For The Community wasn’t designed to be a repeating affair. “The first For the Community was a one-off party that was so thrilling and loved that we decided to continue to develop the event,” he recalls…

College and NFL Football: This Weekend’s Best Bets

Embarrassing. That’s the only word I can come up with to describe my performance last weekend. On a weekend where underdogs in the NFL covered at a 12-2 clip ATS, I could not have been any more square, going 1-5, with three of those losses being bets on NFL favorites…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars Near Holiday Shopping

With the Holiday Season fast approaching, many of us will be heading out to local shopping centers and malls to purchase Christmas presents for friends and family in addition to or instead of buying stuff on the Internet; sometimes these shopping experiences can be fun, other times they can leave…

Houston Whatever Fest Local Spotlight: Guilla

Pedigree provides a distinct advantage for athletes and artists alike. Timothy “Guilla” Russel’s musical lineage includes a mother on the verge of becoming a prima donna in the Italian opera scene. His father, likewise, is an accomplished DJ with one of the dopest record collections on the planet. Thus, when…

State Board of Education Won’t Fact-Check the Textbooks

There is one thing to say for the Texas State Board of Education: At least its consistent.  After all, why would a board that has already come up with textbook curriculum that has resulted in textbooks that are problematic at best (and, you know, factually incorrect at worst) want to…

Anti-HERO Crowd Trolls Dallas, Attempts to Move State GOP Convention

On the heels of their victory in Houston this month defeating a sweeping non-discrimination law that would have protected 15 different classes of people (including LGBT Houstonians), the hard-right, religious conservative leaders that railed against the Houston Equal Rights Ordinance turned their sights on Dallas.  Jared “no men in women’s…

Astros Add More Hardware, Keuchel Wins AL Cy Young Award

Every sport has its one non-negotiable necessity that a championship level team must have. In the NFL, it’s an elite level quarterback. In the NBA, it’s one All-NBA star level player (or three). In Major League Baseball, it’s a hammer at the top of the pitching rotation. On Wednesday, it…

Sometimes Porn Games Do Feminism Better Than Blockbusters

I recently wrote a take-down of Triple A video game titles that insisted on including female characters who were nude or nearly nude for really ridiculous narrative reasons. Quiet in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain isn’t writhing around undressed in the rain because Konami wanted us all to…

Blue Bell is Back! (Never Mind That Whole Listeria Thing)

Well, that was quick.  Just nine months after Blue Bell was forced to issue the company’s first recall in its 108-year history the cartons of ice cream are back on the shelves, (some) Blue Bell employees are back to work, the public is acting as if the whole listeria outbreak…

Texas Renaissance Festival Musicians Who Deserve a Little Love

The Texas Renaissance Festival seems to grow bigger and more popular every year, having transformed from its more modest roots into one of the nation’s largest events of its type, spanning seven weekends. Visitors today have a lot more to look forward to than gnawing on a turkey leg while…

Houston Whatever Fest Local Spotlight: MNYNMS

Note: all this week, we will be highlighting Houston acts performing at this weekend’s Houston Whatever Fest. How much further can a new band ascend when their second gig takes place at the Knitting Factory? Houston’s MNYNMS (pronounced Many Names) have been a band for less than a year, yet…

I Want Custody of My Ex’s Kids. Help!

SHOULD I PURSUE CUSTODY OF MY EX’S CHILDREN? Dear Willie D: I recently dissolved a four year relationship with a man whom I thought would be with me till death do us part. We never had kids together but he brought two boys, who are now six and nine, with…

Where to Get Thanksgiving Pies to Go in Houston [UPDATED]

There are so many dishes to make for Thanksgiving dinner that saving time on dessert makes a lot of sense. Here are several Houston places offering pies and other desserts to-go. Take advantage and enjoy spending a little less time on your feet in the kitchen. Be sure and note…

Houston Rockets Fire Kevin McHale

Well, if ever you needed more evidence that two of our Houston professional sports franchises are run with completely different philosophies, you got it on Wednesday morning. For eight seasons, the Houston Texans and owner Bob McNair allowed Gary Kubiak and his staff to attempt to rise above the puddle…

Prosecutors Take Another Shot at “Stand Your Ground” Case

Prosecutors began their second crack at convicting Raul Rodriguez this week for the 2010 killing of his neighbor, whose party had become a bit too boisterous for Rodriguez’s taste.  Rodriguez’s 2012 conviction was overturned last year after an appellate court ruled that the jury instructions were confusing and erroneous.  The jury, who…

NASA Wants Space to Get Super Commercial

The first Space Commerce Conference and Exposition (known as Spacecom for short) kicked off on Tuesday morning with more than 1,500 people — all dressed in dark suits, because that seems to be the space industry dress code — packed into a ballroom at the George R. Brown Convention Center…

Does This Guy Look Like a Cop?

Rey Garza spotted Jonathan Santellana as he exited a friend’s apartment at the northwest Harris County complex where Garza, a rookie Navasota police officer, served as a “courtesy officer” (someone who works security, typically for free or reduced rent). Garza grew suspicious when he saw Santellana, 17 years old and…

Clinic Access a Factor in Self-Induced Abortions, Study Finds

When Texas women can’t get access to abortion clinics they end up inducing abortions on their own, according to a study issued by Texas Policy Evaluation Project. The study, issued on Tuesday, found that women were willing to use other means — anything from obtaining abortion drugs on the black…

Butcher Babies Slice and Dice Old Metal Stereotypes

Speaking with Heidi Shepherd, vocalist for the 5-piece, Los Angeles-based heavy-metal ensemble Butcher Babies from the road is no easy task — especially when flu strikes. Yet, this hard-working crew does not stop working no matter the diagnosis. Ever the soldier for her band, Shepherd not only took the call but…

So, We Might See Some Tornadoes Today…

The National Weather Service this morning announced a tornado watch for much of southeast Texas, as severe thunderstorms are expected to pummel the area throughout the late morning and early afternoon. The storms are also expected to bring rains of up to 2 inches per hour; NWS has also issued…

Fifties Migrant Drama Brooklyn Reveals Saoirse Ronan as One of the Greats

Saoirse Ronan makes a grand case for herself as the millennial generation’s finest leading lady in Brooklyn, an immaculately crafted, immensely moving character study about a 1950s immigrant struggling to find her place in the world. With an open, innocent countenance equally capable of registering tremulous separation anxiety, exhilarating joy,…

Trumbo Fails as a Portrait, and Isn’t Much Better at Drama

Bryan Cranston parades through Trumbo, a wiki-pageant of shorthand history, like he’s a costumed kid playing Actor Bryan Cranston at a Disney park. As blacklisted screenwriter Dalton Trumbo, a man given to mannered diction, Cranston layers movieland falseness over the scraped-raw heart of his Breaking Bad triumph. Remember how you…

In The Night Before, Seth Rogen and Co. Grow Up – Again

How funny, really, are dick pics? Millions of them must be snapped and shared each year, as inducement or harassment, celebration or shaming. Perhaps Harper’s Index could tell us the tonnage of coal mined each year to power the transmission of American crotches. So when a dick pic turns up…

Superb Reporting Drama Spotlight Is a Rallying Cry

Newspapers are dead, except in the hearts of anyone who has ever loved them — which means there are still narrow slivers of hope. One of them now comes to us in the form of a movie: Tom McCarthy’s bold, shirtsleeve-sturdy newsroom drama Spotlight, which shows how a team of…


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