Still Awaiting the Keystone Decision, Oil Moves On

Oil industry types and environmentalists alike have been arguing about the Keystone XL Pipeline for years now. Oil people wanted the Transcanada line put in because it would tote barrels worth of bitumen, the sticky black tar sands crude, thousands of miles from Canada to the Gulf Coast. But now,…

Cover Story: Dreamcatchers

Photo by Daniel Kramer They live on a thick-forested stretch of land outside of Livingston, but the dull roar of traffic along Interstate 59 is audible on most of the reservation. However, inside the defunct casino of the Alabama-Coushatta Tribe of Texas reservation all you can hear is drumming. Sage…

Reality Bites: Vanderpump Rules

There are a million reality shows on the naked television. We’re going to watch them all, one at a time. When civilization finally collapses, thanks to (take your pick) climate change/overpopulation/civil unrest/alien invasion, life as we know it will devolve into a series of running battles waged against mutant bikers…

Josh Groban at Toyota Center, 11/12/2013

Josh Groban Toyota Center November 12, 2013 The scent of mothballs wafted over Josh Groban’s concert Wednesday night at Toyota Center: not from the music, just all the clothing returned from winter storage on Houston’s first truly cold evening since, what, February? The 32-year-old L.A. native may be an unusual…

Zapruder Analysis of a Harlem Globetrotter’s Near Decapitation

There was a time, years ago, when the Harlem Globetrotters were a really big deal. During my formative years (child of the ’80s here), before Vince McMahon usurped the term “sports entertainment” for his World Wrestling Federation, the Globetrotters were the epitome of sports entertainment. It was basketball meets physical…

Slayer at Bayou Music Center, 11/12/2013

Slayer, Gojira, 4ARM Bayou Music Center November 12, 2013 2013 is likely a year that Slayer will be glad to see laid to rest. In February, the band split with original drummer Dave Lombardo in an ugly dispute over money. Even worse, the band’s militant rhythm guitarist/songwriter Jeff Hanneman died…

Chicago: Too Many Jazz Hands and Pelvic Thrusts

The set-up: Inky black and slick as an oil spill, Chicago needs to be put to bed for a while. I don’t mean the original 1975 “musical vaudeville” by John Kander (music), Fred Ebb (lyrics and book) and Bob Fosse (book, direction, and choreography), but this current version on tour…

Charges Dropped for Man in Party Shooting

Officials have dropped a criminal charge of deadly conduct against Willie John-Peters Young, 21, who had originally been accused of firing a gun at a Cypress-area house party where two teens were killed Saturday. Another man, 18-year-old Randy Stewart, remains in Harris County Jail, charged with aggravated assault. Harris County…

Property Tax Season: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Ah, it’s that time of year again. There’s a crisp chill in the air. The sound of Christmas music is gently echoing throughout malls around the city. There are smiles on all the children’s faces as they wait with great anticipation for that one special man to bring them something…Tax…

Rest of the Best 2013: Top Ten French Fries

Our 2013 Best of Houston® winners have been announced, but in many cases, picking the best item in any category was no easy task. In order to show off all the culinary greatness Houston has to offer, we’ll be rounding up the “rest of the best” in some of our…

Henry Kaiser, a Werner Herzog Film Producer and Experimental Guitarist, Screens and Plays Along to Crazy Beautiful Shots of Under-the-Ice Antarctica

Even though he’s played with the improvised music legends, appeared on more than 250 records, and lived in California all of his life, Henry Kaiser, whose under-the-Antarctic-ice shots can be seen in several Werner Herzog’s films, says that he’s 80 percent Antarctica research diver and 20 percent American experimental guitarist…

Head to Danton’s for Gulf Oysters and More

November is the perfect time of year to indulge in seafood. It’s warm enough that you can still sit outside if you want to, and cold oysters will still be refreshing, but it’s cool enough to make you crave a steaming bowl of gumbo or baked oysters Rockefeller. Oh yeah,…

My Fastest Favorites: Top Ten Fast Foods

A funny thing happened when I sat down to compile a list of my favorite fast-food items: I couldn’t think of that many that actually come from fast-food restaurants. Don’t get me wrong, there are a few — some burgers, and of course I included my go-to fast-food taco –…

Do You Want to Adopt an Adult? You Can!

In the new Vince Vaughn movie, Delivery Man, hitting theaters November 22, Vaughn’s character finds that he has fathered 533 children through the sperm donation process. It’s funny, ha-ha; imagine you found out that many little versions of you were running around the country? The film attacks this outlandish premise…

Do Genres Have an Expiration Date?

Whenever you buy a carton of milk, it comes with a lot of important information on the packaging. It tells you its nutritional facts, its location of origin, and, perhaps most importantly, its expiration date. Sure, you can usually tell just by the smell, but it’s generally a decent arbiter…

Morrissey Delighted With Parody Charlie Brown Tumblr, Apparently

If you haven’t had an opportunity to check out the Tumblr “This Charming Charlie” — seriously, it should have been “You’re a Charming Man, Charlie Brown! — then do yourself a favor and head on over there to waste a couple of hours. The site posts classic Peanuts comic strips,…

Bun B For Mayor: Could This Ever Be a Thing?

Last week Houston voters re-elected Annise Parker as the city’s mayor by a wide enough margin that no runoff was necessary. According to the Los Angeles Times (which noticed), Parker defeated her main rival, attorney Ben Hall, by 57 percent to 27 percent, which even apolitical types recognize as an…

Weather Week: Ready or Not, Here Comes the Cold Weather

In Houston, the most important routine check-up you do for your home every year is the one that makes sure your air conditioning works every spring. If there is one thing you don’t want, it’s a broken a/c unit come June. This is the opposite of our northern neighbors, who…

Peace Out, Blockbuster; Karma’s a Bitch

When DISH president Joseph P. Clayton announced last week that the once video rental giant, Blockbuster, would be closing its doors for serious, no one was all that surprised. As it is, the company, which went bankrupt in 2010, was purchased by DISH Network in 2011 and immediately started shutting…

The Rocks Off 200: Joe Ortiz, Clockpole’s Master of Nonsense

Welcome to The Rocks Off 200, our portrait gallery of the most compelling profiles and personalities in the far-flung Houston music community — a lot more than just musicians, but of course they’re in there too. See previous entries in the Rocks Off 100 at this link. Who? One of…

Your 2013-14 Noobs Guide to the Houston Rockets

Maybe you haven’t been watching the Rockets for a while. Maybe their abject mediocrity over the last, oh I don’t know, 15 years, has left you complacent. Maybe you grew up during a time when the Rockets weren’t winning titles and contending for championships. Or maybe you just didn’t care…

Five Metal Bands Who Overcame the Odds

The Slayer road show hits Bayou Music Center this evening, but don’t get your hopes up too high. This is Slayer practically in name only, thanks to the tragic passing of guitarist Jeff Hanneman in May and the firing of drummer Dave Lombardo. Frankly, I’d prefer if remaining members Kerry…

The Reissue Van Morrison Doesn’t Want You to Buy

What happens when a hotly anticipated new release comes out by an artist… and the artist encourages you not to buy it? On the rare occurrence this happens, it’s usually because the artist feels the material is either inferior, not in final form, bootlegged, or somehow fallen into the orbit…

Gojira Lives the Dream Tonight With Slayer

Still tempted to believe in 2013 that all metalheads are anti-intellectual lunks built only to destroy? Well, forget the decades of anecdotal evidence. You’d do well to remember, instead, that one of modern heavy metal’s biggest and best bands is comprised of four eco-conscious artistes from a small village in…

The Best Things We Overheard at Fun Fun Fun Fest

“This is keep-drinking food!” — A guy really excited that we both had pizza “He kind of looks like a Nazi. I find it oddly attractive.” “I wanna do something entertaining.” — An eight-year-old to her dad after about ten seconds of The Chromatics’ cover of “Into The Black.” Kids…

Hubbell & Hudson Wants to Cater Your Thanksgiving Dinner This Year

It’s not too early to start planning your Thanksgiving dinner, and if you are not going to cook everything yourself this year, restaurants and grocery stores around Houston and the surrounding neighborhoods can help you serve a traditional, comforting meal — you don’t have to cook in your home to…

The Not So Fun Side of Fun Fun Fun Fest 2013

Comedy = Good, Comedy Tent = Tragic It’s nice to see the festival taking comedy seriously and booking big names like Tenacious D, but the area they’ve designated for comedy performances is far too small and does a disservice to those names. Either give the big names time on a…

ENDA, Cruz/Cornyn and the Wrong Side of History

Yesterday, the Senate, in a rare show of bi-partisanship, passed ENDA (Employment Non-Discrimination Act) 64-32. The bill would ban anti-gay discrimination in the workplace. This highlights that a civil rights struggle we have all been watching slowly but surely come to an end. Of course, not everyone feels that way…

Boxing Gloves Plus Paint at the Zoya Tommy Gallery

Pinpointing Japanese art is tough. We tend to pigeonhole Japanese art into a select few categories: the woodblock/printmaking periods often depicted with landscapes and volcanoes, the architecture of pagodas and temples or the delicate calligraphy of the Buddhist influence. Contemporary Japanese art is frequently associated with anime, girls with big…

So Long, Farewell, RIP to the Astrodome

I have a memory of the Astrodome that I want to share. Of a Friday night in May of 1993, the Friday night before my law school graduation. I was working that night, handling the stats and graphics on the DiamondVision screen, something I did for most Astros games from…

The Best Things at Fun Fun Fun Fest 2013

It Combines So Many Different Things I Love Friday night I got to stand outside and watch professional wrestling while a reunited Quicksand played a set. It’s great to live in a world where that sentence is a thing that’s real. CORY GARCIA The Weather Friday night was a bit…

Book Check: “The Circle” by Dave Eggers

Title: The Circle (a novel) Tell Me About the Author: Dave Eggers burst onto the literary scene in 2000 with a hilarious and heart-rending memior, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genuis. Since that time, he has founded McSweeney’s and been a fairly prolific author — this is his fourth novel…

Gary Kubiak Is the Greatest Middle Manager of All Time

There’s an old saying in business that the measure of any manager’s (or, for our purposes, any head coach’s) true value is in how similarly, in his or her absence, the business (or team) runs to how it would with him or her present. In other words, if you’ve done…

Houstoric Project, Volume 7: The East End

For our seventh installment of the HoustoricProject, we bring you the East End. The East End covers a vast area that starts at the eastern edge of downtown and runs to the Port of Houston and south to Hobby Airport. The Eastwood Subdivision, one of Houston’s first master-planned communities, turned…

Cardinals 27, Texans 24: Seven Painful Losses in a Row

As the losses continue to mount, it gets more and more difficult to predict how the Texans will lose. On Sunday, they seemed to play better on the whole, but mistakes on both sides of the ball cost them. It hasn’t helped that injuries continue to be a problem as…

Cut Copy at Warehouse Live, 11/9/2013

Cut Copy Warehouse Live November 9, 2013 It’s been a busy week in Houston for live music, but especially if you’re a fan of shaking your booty. While most of the area hipsters were busy getting their fun (fun fun) on in Austin, we benefited from the festival overflow in…

Cheap & Good Eats: Top 5 Budget Lunch Spots in the Galleria

We’ve been rounding up our favorite budget lunch spots in different neighborhoods around town. So far, we’ve covered Montrose, River Oaks, Midtown, Upper Kirby, EaDo, Rice Village and the East End. But we’re not done yet. This week, it’s the upscale Galleria neighborhood that gets a closer look. Here’s our…

Doctor Who: What is a Zygon?

Over the weekend Whovians finally got a chance to see the full trailer for “The Day of the Doctor,” and while yours truly thought it was a little underwhelming in light of how long they kept us dangling for the thing honestly, it’s still the first real look at the…

Could Slayer’s Bloody Reign Be Coming to an End?

For more than three decades now, any discussion of heavy metal’s fastest, heaviest and most influential bands has begun (and often ended) with Slayer, the Los Angeles foursome that has served as the genre’s raging, antisocial id since forming in the early 1980s. In the time since, the group has…

What’s Hot, Not at The Pastry War

Although it’s been open for less than three months, The Pastry War (310 Main), the Clumsy Butcher’s latest concept that focuses on mezcal and tequila, has already been listed by Zagat as one of the 19 hottest bars in 11 U.S. cities. Local accolades only confirm that The Pastry War…

Katy Perry’s “Roar” Is a Pretty Terrible Song

Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning Houston writer and alll-around goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times. History: Katy Perry was born in 1984, except back then people called her “Katy Hudson” because that’s her real name. In 2001, she was like, “You know what? I’m gonna…

Raul Hernandez Case: Electricians Charged in Hilton Hotel Pool Death

Three months after 27-year-old Raul Hernandez was electrocuted in the pool of the Westchase Hilton Hotel, the Harris County District Attorney’s Office has charged two electricians who worked on the pool with criminally negligent homicide. Assistant District Attorney Bill Exley said he began looking into the case based on Houston…

Weekend Highlights From the Houston Cinema Arts Festival

Argentine director Matias Pineiro is one of the media darlings at this year’s Houston Cinema Arts Festival. He’s got multiple films showing over week-long festival and is appearing at each screening. On Friday, it’s Viola and Rosalinda, both based on Shakespearean tales. Viola (shown above) reimagines Twelfth Night as a…

We Talk With Astros Owner Jim Crane About the CSN Houston Debacle

There’s been much written about the CSN Houston debacle. Some straight and sober articles. Some opinionated pieces. But truthfully, except for the parties involved, nobody really knows why CSN Houston has yet to achieve carriage on Direct TV, Dish Network, U-verse, TimeWarner Cable or most other cable systems. Jim Crane…

Soul Brother Lee Fields: Singing “Brings On the Sweats”

Whatever you may be doing right now, Lee Fields is having more fun than you are. In January the sixtysomething New Jersey-based soul singer will perform in Australia, meaning his high-energy delivery (now backed by his airtight band the Expressions) will have thrilled audiences on every continent outside Antarctica. He’d…

Project Runway All-Stars, Now With More Alyssa Milano

There is always this moment at the beginning of each season of Project Runway All-Stars when I ask myself, “Do I really want to invest an hour a week in a Klum-free, Gunn-free, knock-off Project Runway?” For the third time in a row, my answer has been, “Yes.” Two episodes…

Lupe Fiasco at Warehouse Live, 11/7/2013

“Man it feels good, when it happens like that / Two days from going back to selling crack, yessir!” Lupe Fiasco Warehouse Live November 7, 2013 As we walked into Warehouse Live on a chilly November night, all I could see was a titanic beard onstage rapping into a mike…

This Weekend’s Best Bets: Aggies, Tigers and Utes (Oh My!)

Before we get to this week’s best bets (or, as they’re back to being called after last week’s 2-3-1 week, this week’s “best bets to fade Sean”), a moment of silence for Blockbuster Video’s retail store. DISH Corporation, the owner of the Blockbuster brand, announced that it’s shutting down its…

Start Stocking Up: A Guide to Stocking Stuffers

Does anyone else think that stocking stuffers are more fun to buy than big, expensive gifts? Maybe it’s because opening the stocking is so fun; pulling out treat after tiny treat, always hoping there’s just one more thing buried deep down at the toe. Thinking about the fun and anticipation…

UPDATED Sources: Michael Brown Is Dead

Multiple sources close to the case, including Rachel Brown’s divorce lawyer David Brown, are telling us that Michael Brown died after he was taken off life support Thursday. Will have more soon. A Brown obit: When defense attorney Dick DeGuerin told the jury in Michael Brown’s 2011 assault case, in…

Book Check: “Double Down: Game Change 2012”

Title: Double Down: Game Change 2012 Tell Me About the Author(s): Mark Halperin and John Heilemann. Both are dialed-in political journalists, who work in print and on TV. They are both the embodiment of the mainstream media. Note, this does not, Fox News’ best efforts aside, mean they are liberals…

Is There a Link Between Gun Ownership and Racism? Yes, There Is

As you are doubtlessly aware, “active shooter” incidents — for example, the LAX TSA shooting — seem to have become commonplace in America; indeed, they “spiked sharply” over the past few years. (Yet, the violent crime rate continues to fall). After Newtown, it seemed sure that the political winds had…

Apparently Playing Organ 100 Years Ago Could Kill You

My day gig is as a clerk in pretty much Houston’s last full-service sheet music store, so if you ever want to come down and comment in person I’m there most days explaining to people the difference between a violin and a fiddle. The difference is no one gets mad…

Fall Fashion: Five Must-Have Spend-Worthy Pieces

Let’s skip right past hot trends and “new” colors and all that clever marketing designed to make us fall in love with things most of us should never wear, like “lime green” and dropped-crotch pants. Instead, let’s talk about some classic pieces that you will use over and over again,…

100 Creatives 2013: David DeHoyos, Astronaut Photographer

What He Does: One of the best parts of the end of the recent government shutdown is that David DeHoyos got to go back to work as the Digital Imaging Specialist at NASA-Johnson Space Center. His work involves scanning NASA film imagery for archiving purposes as well as serving as…

UPDATED: Is More Free Press Summer Fest a Good Idea?

UPDATE (Friday, 5 p.m.): According to Summer Fest’s Omar Afra, FPSF prices will not increase if the festival is approved for a third day. Earlier this week Free Press Summer Fest posted a video beseeching everyone who has enjoyed the two-day festival over the past five years to contact their…

Warren Haynes: This Mule Is a Real Workhorse

In another era, James Brown was the Hardest Working Man in Show Business. Today, that title crown might just fall upon the hirsute head of Warren Haynes, simply based on the sheer amount of musical projects currently on his plate. The 53-year-old is a singer/guitarist with the Allman Brothers Band,…

Houston’s Top 10 Hookup Bars

As does our sister blog Eating…Our Words, from time to time Rocks Off will be giving your our picks for the top taverns in various Houston-area neighborhoods. Of course, the lines can be porous, but here anything with a TABC license that cannot reasonably be considered either a restaurant, coffeehouse…

Police: Michael Brown Attempted Suicide

Michael Brown’s hospitalization was the result of an attempted suicide, according to a Miami Beach Police Department offense report. Officers responding to a 911 call October 24 found Brown lying in a master bedroom closet and found a suicide note on the bedroom nightstand. A female witness who has “been…

Houston Traffic Hotspots: The Galleria

As we inch closer to Christmas and, more important, Black Friday, the areas surrounding Houston malls will gradually become clogged with murderous joyous holiday shoppers looking for deals and trying to buy their kids something they won’t hate this year (hint: no plaid shirts, mom!). Despite all the merriment and…

American Horror Story: Coven: All Blood, No Bite

If you follow horror franchise sequels you’ll notice that as they get longer the gore gets more out of control and gruesome. This is a side-effect of the desensitization. First you fear the killer, then you fear the kills, and finally all that’s left is to push the envelope so…

Facebook Losing Teens; Where Have All the Teenagers Gone

In my spare time, I am a communication professor, and for the past few years I have been teaching a history of mass media course on the college level. Each semester, the students put together a media diary in which they monitor their media usage for three days. It’s usually…

Kurt Vile & the Violators at Walters, 11/6/2013

Kurt Vile & the Violators Walters November 6, 2013 “I promise not to party… too hard,” sings Kurt Vile on his track “Too Hard.” Earlier this week, Vile spoke to us about the importance of maintaining his role as a responsible husband and father of two while on tour. This…

What Did Tuesday’s Elections Mean for the Tea Party?

Tuesday night was not a good night for the Tea Party. Virginia GOP gubernatorial candidate and Tea Partier, Ken Cuccinelli — the guy who wanted to outlaw sodomy and make women have ultrasounds before terminating a pregnancy – lost. Cuccinelli lost moderate voters by 18 percent. Joining him in ignominious…

Pop Rocks: Obamacare in Your Television?

Imagine you are watching an episode of Grey’s Anatomy, and there is a scene in which Dr. McDreamy tells one of his patients that he/she is lucky that their pre-existing condition is now covered due to the Affordable Care Act. Or if the Bravermans on NBC’s Parenthood just happen to…

The Rocks Off 200: Ryan Dickson, Laid-Back and Out Loud

Who? Earlier this year we took a look at Kevin Choate, the percussive half of The Snow Indian. Now we shine a light on his partner Ryan Dickson, who keeps the melody throbbing live and hard on guitar and vocals. He favors a ’90s alternative method that calls to mind…

Gov’t Mule’s Warren Haynes Has Plenty to Shout! About

According to Warren Haynes, singer-guitarist-songwriter for Gov’t Mule, it is the first time something like this ever been done by any band — and he’s probably right. Shout!, The group’s first studio album in four years and debut for a new label (Blue Note), is a two-CD set. The first…

Man 1 Bank 0

So here’s a story where the little guy kicks the big corporate giant in the balls: Man 1 Bank 0. The stageplay is based on the real-life experiences of playwright and actor Patrick Combs, who deposited a $95,000 junk-mail check into his bank account (as a joke), only to have…

Chicago

The leading ladies are lying con artists and murderers. Despite this, the audience is expected to root for them in the now-classic Fred Ebb/Bob Fosse/John Kander musical Chicago. Paige Davis plays Roxie, the homemaker and would-be nightclub dancer with a heart of cold, who kills her lover and hires a…

Carnival ’Round the Central Figure

People often have strange reactions when they’re standing next to someone’s deathbed. In Diana Amsterdam’s Carnival ’Round the Central Figure, making its Houston premiere with Mildred’s Umbrella Theater Company, some of those reactions are funny, some are sad, some are both — and all of them hit home. Jennifer Decker,…

I Want to Sue My Hairdresser. Help!

Welcome to Ask Willie D, Rocks Off’s advice column where the Geto Boys MC answers reader questions about matters, in his own words, “funny, serious or unpredictable.” Something on your mind? Ask Willie D! WHILE I WAS SERVING MY COUNTRY MY WIFE MOVED ANOTHER MAN INTO OUR HOUSE AND SERVED…

“Antonio Berni: Juanito and Ramona”

Argentine artist Antonio Berni hasn’t had an exhibit in an American museum for half a century, but “Antonio Berni: Juanito and Ramona” will give Houstonians a rare look at his strange and wonderful art. During the early part of his life, Berni established himself in Argentina as a master painter…

Music Films Come to Life at Houston Cinema Arts Festival

It’s not by design, but the fifth installment of the Houston Cinema Arts Festival is so packed with music-oriented films, both narrative and documentary, that it makes a pretty damn good music festival all by itself — complete with several live performances. Pairing music with films has always been an…

The Law and Street Time

Dear Mexican, I’m a pocha immigration attorney.  I have so many questions for you I’m thinking I should just hire you as a consultant. Why do Mexicans seem to want me to lie to them and steal their money, and tell them they can become residents even when it’s hopeless?…

City Oven Is Fitting in Quite Well

Want a behind the scenes look at City Oven? Check out our slideshow. ‘How would you review Chili’s? Or T.G.I. Fridays?” My friend presented me with this hypothetical as we huddled in a booth over a bowl of steaming, creamy spinach and artichoke dip with a crispy bread-crumb crust. At…

Bivalve Season Is Here

Sex, Death and Oysters ‘He first selected the smallest one…and then bowed his head as though he were saying grace. Opening his mouth very wide, he struggled for a moment, after which all was over. I shall never forget the comic look of despair he cast upon the other five…

Gunfights and Ragtime

Catfish Reef For the first century after Houston’s birth in 1837, happenings of music and revelry were advertised word-of-mouth. Music journalism generally consisted of classical reviews, and most of those who could chat about those times have passed, making it harder to find what’s left today. What’s left are library…

Schooled

“Making these films is a sport,” says veteran documentary filmmaker Frederick Wiseman, who at 83 years old remains at the top of his game. “You have to be on your feet, running around, carrying equipment, for 16 to 17 hours a day. It’s never easy.” Since the 1960s, Wiseman, a…

Bigot-Baiting Billboard

Whatever Green Pharmaceuticals is savvy when it comes to creating buzz — the California-based maker of a throat spray for snoring treatment got a lot of attention when it paid a dude in Omaha more than $37,000 to temporarily tattoo an ad on his forehead. It also paid a Chicago…

Capsule Art Reviews: “Calaveras Mexicanas: The Art and Influence of Jose Guadalupe Posada,” Hill Country Love Affair: Interpretations of a Texas Heartland, “Kermit Oliver: Tracing Our Pilgrimage,” “Wols: Retrospective”

“Calaveras Mexicanas: The Art and Influence of Jose Guadalupe Posada” The Museum of Fine Arts, Houston, commemorates the 100th anniversary of Posada’s death with an exhibition titled “Calaveras Mexicanas: The Art and Influence of Jose Guadalupe Posada.” The exhibit decorates the white walls between the lower-level staircase of MFAH’s Caroline…


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