Oct 29 – Nov 4, 2015

Oct 29 - Nov 4, 2015 / Vol. 27 / No. 44

Fitzgerald’s Has a Long Story, One Worth Telling Over and Over

Houstonians have an attachment to Fitzgerald’s like no other nightclub or entertainment venue in the city’s history. Certainly readers of the Houston Press continually express an interest in the club disproportionate to its size, if not its history. Even something as mundane as a change in management at Fitz qualifies…

The Best Uses of “Free Bird” In Film

If you asked me to pick a song that will probably still be played 200 years from now that song would be Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Free Bird.” That doesn’t mean I love the song, although I am fond of it. It’s just that “Free Bird,” particularly its noteworthy double-guitar solo at…

Houston’s Tanner Garza Creates a 4-Hour Ambient Classic

Tanner Garza makes music for people who prefer a contemplative state versus a frenetic environment, using the vocabulary of some of his favorite ambient-music predecessors: Brian Eno, William Basinski and Harold Budd. Clearly, his approach to crafting minimalistic vignettes appears basic: a bass guitar, 4-track recorder, and a multitude of…

Playful Interactions With Shadows, Light

Longtime fans of Danielle Frankenthal’s works, as well as new converts, will appreciate the nuanced changes in the light-filled pieces found in “The Space Between” exhibit at Nicole Longnecker Gallery. Her abstract paintings – rooted in the Concrete Movement – feature three layers of acrylic resin panels, each painted on…

The Muppets Does Adult Humor Right

I’ve been really enjoying the revived Muppet Show. I was born the same year the original show left the airwaves, so I mostly know it only through old DVDs and YouTube video of my favorite celebrity appearances. It’s really cool to finally be able to participate in something like The…

First Look at The Durham House

After several “soft opening” dinners, The Durham House is officially ready for business. Don Schoenburg is still front-and-center as the chef (he was chef at the space’s previous existence as a Little Woodrow’s as well as the proprietor of the Gastropunk food truck). Here though, he’s putting his classical training…

Disruption and Destruction: Should Restaurants Ban Kids?

Houston’s Cuchara restaurant just spent $1,500 to re-plaster and repaint a wall. The damage was caused by a child. Owner Ana Beaven says that the child scratched the wall extensively with a coin. “His mother was texting at the table. We talked to her and she was almost aggressive. She…

Six Billy Joel Concerts, One Relationship

Whatever Billy Joel is as an artist, he is undoubtedly a romantic. He’s romantic about the times (“We Didn’t Start The Fire,” “Keepin’ The Faith”), parenthood (“Lullabye, Goodnight, My Angel”) and relationships (too many to count). He’s Keats on a piano, with odes to angry young men and uptown girls…

Phil Collins’s Greatest Live Performances Through the Years

Phil’s back, baby. In 2011, Phil Collins officially announced his retirement after quietly retreating from major touring some years earlier. To this day, he has not released a new album of original material since 2002′ Testify and, aside from a handful of dates in 2010 supporting his Motown covers record…

Day For Night Releases Festival Map and Schedule

Above you’re looking at a map of Houston’s newest festival, Day For Night, scheduled for December 19 and 20 at Silver Street Studios. This morning the headliners and stage times were revealed, with New Order and Janelle Monae scheduled to close the main stage Saturday. Kendrick Lamar and Flying Lotus…

Houston Hero Cats Explain Why We Need HERO

The fate of the Houston Equal Rights Ordinance will be decided at the polls on today, and we’ve just discovered a last ditch way to try and persuade people that HERO isn’t just about public bathrooms: Pictures of cats!  Right now, it’s a tossup whether HERO will be affirmed by…

Daniil Simkin’s INTENSIO Is Ballet for the 21st Century

For the first half of his life, American Ballet Theatre dancer Daniil Simkin was known as “the son of Dmitrij Simkin.”  He long ago stepped out of his father’s shadow. “Now he is known as ‘the father of …,” the younger Simkin tells us laughing.   (Simkin’s mother, Olga Aleksandrova, was also a…

HHA Withdraws Eminent Domain Threat Against Fifth Ward Church

After a three-month legal battle, the Houston Housing Authority has voluntarily withdrawn its threat of eminent domain that had longtime Fifth Ward church leaders up in arms.  Several months ago, HHA had contacted two churches, Christian Fellowship and Latter Day Deliverance Revival Church, about selling its properties so it could…

This Week in Houston Food Blogs: Feed Your Cheese Addiction

This week, we’re carb-loading with cheesy goodness and checking out a few brand-new Houston restaurants that might soon become go-to’s for a casual but delicious meal.  If you need more pumpkin spice flavor in your mornings, check out these easy-as-pie pumpkin pop tarts, brought to you by Alyssa at Sugar…

Rockets Get First Win of the Season, 110-105 Over Thunder

Well, it couldn’t go on this way forever. Shockingly, a Houston Rockets team that brought virtually everyone back from last season’s Western Conference finalist and added Ty Lawson found a way to make history in their first three games of this regular season. And not the good kind of history…

Houstonians Important to American Abstract Expressionist Movement

Literally a hidden treasure at the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston, the latest offering from their prints and drawings department, titled “American Abstract Expressionism: Works on Paper 1940s-1960s,” occupies the Lower Brown Corridor of the Caroline Wiess Law Building. It is, of course, the perfect intimate space to display the…

Being an Atheist Doesn’t Make You Logical or Reasonable

These days few things make me cringe harder on Twitter than seeing a response from someone that has the word “atheist” in his or her username. Strike that, there is something that makes me cringe harder, and it’s atheists who have YouTube shows. Just to get it out there I…

The Fate of HERO Will Finally Be Decided Today

Once upon a time it seemed that the seven-candidate mayoral race would be the one everyone would really watch closely on election night, but that was before Houston’s Equal Rights Ordinance ended up on the ballot as City of Houston Proposition 1. Now, election day is finally here, and it looks…

For Paul Wall and Friends, All the World’s a Slab

93.7 The Beat presents “The Salute to the Slab” House Of Blues November 1, 2015 A few weekends ago, I made my way up Interstate 45 for the “Straight Outta Dallas” show featuring The D.O.C.’s first performance in more than 20 years, along with a who’s who of the D-Town rap…

It Is Still Too Damn Early for Christmas Music

Monday I was surprised to see that “Christmas” was trending on Twitter, and substantially so, but in retrospect I don’t know why I was surprised. It seems like there used to be a few weeks of (dare I say it) normality between Halloween and Thanksgiving, and then the holidays, but…

Greater Church of Lucifer Opens to Protests in Old Town Spring

This weekend, religious protesters arrived on Main Street in Old Town Spring to express their dissatisfaction with the Greater Church of Lucifer, which opened on Halloween.  Church leaders are adamant that they do not, as a whole, worship Satan. The church’s philosophy is more in line with the New-Age spiritual…

College Football, Week 9 — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

Before we get to a recap on the weekend that was in college football, let me get something off of my chest. We just finished up Halloween weekend, and as I sit here amidst a sea of empty candy wrappers, with a pancreas throbbing from sugar overload, I feel 100…

Doctor Who: “The Zygon Invasion” Hits Hard

Let me get an unpopular opinion out of the way, first. I don’t like the Zygons very much. I consider shapeshifting in science fiction to be lazy, and I always thought the Axos did the whole organic tech bit much better. When the Zygons were brought back for the 50th…

Where to Dine in Houston This Thanksgiving Day 2015

Thanksgiving is right around the corner, so it’s time to make those Turkey Day plans. From casual meals to fancy five-course affairs, there are plenty of ways to let Houston restaurants do the work for you. Just check out our Thanksgiving 2015 Dining Guide: Note: Don’t forget to make reservations,…

Cougars Dominate Vanderbilt, Remain Undefeated

The Houston Cougars did the most important, necessary thing it could do Saturday night. On a wet, gray, misty, overcast night, the Cougars did to the visiting Vanderbilt Commodores what the Saturday morning storms did to the city of Houston: shut them down completely. The Cougars defeated Vanderbilt (3-5) 34-0…

Dish of the Week: Butternut Squash Lasagna

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re giving an Italian classic a makeover for fall with Butternut Squash Lasagna. Traditionally, lasagnes – a type of flat, wide pasta…

Coyote Gives Birth to Almost 50 Pups

The centerpiece of Peat Duggins’s “The Great White Whale” exhibit at Art Palace is an eye-popper. There’s no looking away from Coyote & Pups, an oversized sculpture of a female caught in mid-whelp, in a sea of already birthed pups. Not the typical three to twelve pups typical of the…

10 Best Budget Restaurants In Montrose

The Montrose area has always had great restaurants, but over the last three years it’s been the epicenter of a cultural explosion. It’s the hub of a young and adventurous demographic willing to experience new cuisine. With that said, many of the restaurants considered to be the “best” in the…

The 10 Most Positive Texans-Titans Rapper Tweets

The Houston Texans’ 2015 season began with HBO’s Hard Knocks introducing the team to America at large. It took a month of filming and some fancy editing to present to the nation our sometimes thrilling and frequently frustrating NFL franchise; Home Box Office could have saved all that time and…

iPic May Ruin Going to Regular Movie Theaters for You

What if technology isn’t the solution to getting people to go to the movies? It’s not that things like IMAX, D-Box and Barco Escape aren’t interesting ideas worthy of artistic exploration, but the reality is that by and large these technological advances in cinema don’t really exist to serve the…

We Were Wolves Pounce on the Cult’s Mediocrity

The Cult, We Were Wolves House of Blues October 31, 2015 On Halloween night at House of Blues, the Cult kept fans in suspense until 10:30 p.m. It was a long wait, especially since doors were supposedly at 6 p.m. Conflicting reports flew as to when the band would finally…

Houston Fans Greet Mastodon Like Metal’s Conquering Heroes

Mastodon, Clutch Revention Music Center October 30, 2015 “You know the difference between a good show and a great show?” Mastodon bassist and vocalist Troy Sanders screamed into his microphone at the hundreds of Houston fans pressed against the stage at Revention Music Center Friday night. “The crowd!” He responded to…

Protests at Gaslamp May Lead to Another Lawsuit

Halloween revelers in midtown may have come across an unusual sight last night that had nothing to do with costumes. About 30 people stood across the street from the Gaslamp nightclub to protest alleged racial discrimination. The nightclub has been steeped in controversy since September of this year. The protest, organized…

Did Ted Cruz Just Screw the GOP Presidential Debate at UH?

University of Houston may not get to host a GOP presidential debate after all, and it’s all thanks to Sen. Ted Cruz.  On Wednesday Cruz, a junior senator from Texas and very ambitious presidential wanna-be, dodged a question during a CNBC GOP presidential primary debate and turned it into a…

It’s Official: Discrimination Suit Filed Against Gaslamp

Yesterday, attorney Brian Tagtmeier, on behalf of plaintiffs Brandon Ball, Danval (“Dan”) Scarbrough and Kennard (“Ken”) Piggee, filed a civil lawsuit against Gaslamp in  federal court. The suit accuses Texas Guardian Incorporated and Ayman Jarrah, owner of the midtown nightclub, of racial discrimination in a place of a public accommodation.”…

College and NFL Football: This Weekend’s Best Bets

In the same week where the Texans fell behind in an NFL game 41-0 at the half, a nearly impossible feat in the NFL unless you’re practically trying to let the other team win that lopsidedly (and honestly, along those lines, C.J. Fiedorowicz, you’re suspect!), the Rockets lost their opener…

Rep. Lamar Smith Is Fighting Climate Science. Again.

Well, we have to hand it to Rep. Lamar Smith: The dude is consistent. Since becoming chair of the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology, the good congressman from San Antonio has been doing his best to use his new subpoena powers to push his anti-climate science views as far as…

Reviews For The Easily Distracted: Our Brand Is Crisis

Title: Our Brand is Crisis Describe This Movie In One Simpsons Quote:  Kent Brockman: “I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.” Rating Using Random Objects Relevant To The Film: Two-and-a-half David Johansens out of five. Brief Plot Synopsis: Burnt-campaign operative ignores own advice in order to get…

Titans-Texans — Four Things to Watch For

Every Sunday during the NFL season, CBS and FOX have a pecking order with their announce teams in which the top of the list pairings get the best game, and so and so forth down the list until they run out of games. On any given Sunday, you’re talking about…

The Texas Oyster Season is Starting with a Whimper

Oyster season is almost upon us, but it looks like a lot of the state waters won’t actually be open when the public oystering season starts on November 1. On Thursday afternoon the Texas Department of State Health Services issued a release stating that Christmas Bay and parts of Galveston…

Upcoming Houston Food Events: Eat Local, Give Back

What better way to celebrate Houston Restaurant Weeks’ news of raising a record-breaking $1.9 million for the Houston Food Bank than by continuing the trend? The Woodlands Restaurant Week – where diners can enjoy award-winning cuisines from more than 20 local restaurants and bistros while benefitting the Montgomery County Food…

B L A C K I E Returns to Rapping with Black Blades

If you’re just joining those of us in Houston who have been following B L A C K I E (All Caps With Spaces) since the beginning, let us catch you up. After starting off with several hardcore noise-rap records, he diverged into totally disparate genres, mixing his screams over acoustic,…

Houston’s 10 Best Bars to Watch UH Football

With the Houston Texans’ hopes of a winning season crashing down before our eyes, it’s time to start appreciating a football team in town that is actually doing well — the University of Houston Cougars. The Coogs are undefeated at 7-0 and are currently ranked No. 18 in the AP…

Women Detained at Texas Immigration Lockup Launch Hunger Strike

Eighteen women jailed at the T Don Hutto immigrant detention center in Taylor sent letters to activists this week announcing a hunger strike inside the embattled immigration lockup, which is run by a for-profit prison company. According to activists with Grassroots Leadership, an Austin-based nonprofit that was sent the letters…

At Debate, Ted Cruz Brilliantly Dodged a Tough Question

After all this time, the great debater showed up, and Sen. Ted Cruz seem like a real presidential option for the Republican party.  We’ve been hearing about Cruz’s formidable debating chops for ages now, but we hadn’t seen him really bringing those skills to the GOP presidential candidate debates. Until…

Ben Hall Sues Over Radio Ad That Isn’t Nice to Ben Hall

Wouldn’t it be great if political candidates could actually be held liable in court if they lie during an election? Of course, elections would grind to a halt, and our political system as we know it would crumble, and we’d revert to cave-people fighting over scraps of armadillo roadkill after…

T.J. Yates Returns to the Houston Texans

Well, this isn’t how Bill O’Brien drew it up on the white board. Not even close. In a perfect world, the Texans would have a young quarterback that they’d have already begun building the offense around. In the world O’Brien drew up in the offseason, partially out of necessity and…

No Critical Thinking About God in KISD Junior Highs, By God

In the best of all possible worlds, why couldn’t a teacher ask students trying to learn critical thinking skills about whether belief in God is an “opinion,” a “factual claim” or a “commonplace assertion?” And the answer is: We don’t know. But in present day, 2015 Katy, Texas it’s because…

Adele’s “Hello” Is a Smash Hit. But Why?

According to a few press releases this week and the usual Internet chatter, Adele’s new single, “Hello,” was played more than one million times per hour in the two days following its release last Friday. The question is…why? The query shouldn’t be read with the snark that has become a blog-thing…

The Six Best Kanye West Covers

Covers of rap songs are a relative rarity simply due to the nature of hip-hop; so much of the genre centers around originality and crafting your own rhymes. Biters are derided, even when they’re mostly paying tribute to the original artists. One artist, however, has transcended this. Kanye West is so…

My Male Friend Wants a Relationship. Help!

HOW DO I TELL MY MALE FRIEND HE WILL NEVER STAND A CHANCE WITH ME? Dear Willie D: I’m a 32-year-old career woman living in Houston. I have a male friend I’ve known for some time now. We attended high school together, but because of our careers we now live…

Soulfly Leaves Nothing Untouched at Scout Bar Marathon

Soulfly Scout Bar October 27, 2015 When arriving to a show, there are always signs of how entertaining an act will turn out. And during a band’s sound check, fan reaction is always a good indicator of how energetic a show will be. Are fans standing around, arms crossed, waiting…

UberEATS Starts Delivering in Downtown & Midtown Houston Tomorrow

At a swanky press release party at the Historic Heights Fire Station last night, Uber Houston general manager Sarah Groen announced that the company will start offering its UBEREats food delivery service to limited areas in central Houston starting tomorrow. Drivers for the service will delivery freshly-packaged meals from Uber’s restaurant…

“Study”: Houston Sucks at Halloween

For some people, going bar crawling during a torrential downpour might still sound like a totally fun thing to do this Halloween. But if we’re being objective about this, then according to one study, Houstonians are in for one of the top 10 worst Halloweens in the country this year…

10 Songs Too Haunting for Halloween

There’s always been something a little unsatisfying about Halloween music. Sure, it’s always fun watching drunk people attempt the “Thriller” dance in a paper-thin, rayon costume that was not designed with those hips in mind, but “spooky” has never really been a mood that pop music has executed well. Most…

KUU and Artisans Get New Pastry Chefs

In the past, Japanese restaurants weren’t known for their exquisite pastries. Some citrus might show up at the end perhaps, or maybe there would be green tea ice cream. However modern Japanese restaurants are just as interested in serving top-notch desserts as, say, a French restaurant. Along those lines, KUU…

SXSW Invites GamerGate to Hold Panel, Results Predictably Terrible

GamerGaters have been up to their old tricks once again, and this time they’ve involved SXSW in the misery they spread wherever they go. Even worse, SXSW through a combination of poor management and a fundamental misunderstanding of everything that has gone on over the past year seems completely oblivious…

Another Day, Another Anti-Abortion Sting Video

On Tuesday a group calling itself the Center for Medical Progress released yet another sting video in which activists posing as workers for a tissue procurement company strike up a blunt, at times disquieting conversation with abortion providers about fetal tissue donation. The undercover footage, the latest in a series…

Space City Rocker Jeremy Hart Makes Mix CDs For His Kids

Adam P. Newton recently became a father for the first time, so he has decided to explain the entirety of post-WWII Western pop music to his new daughter, “Fig”…one genre at a time. Every other week, he also chats with child-rearing Houston musicians. Good morning, Fig! In this week’s interview,…

Houston Texans Release QB Ryan Mallett

If ultimately there is an undoing for Texans head coach Bill O’Brien and his tenure as head coach of the team, it will likely be his haphazard and very questionable handling of the quarterback position, from eschewing a franchise quarterback in the 2014 draft to his arbitrary flip flopping between…

Our Brand Is Crisis: Sandra Bullock Embraces the Political Dark Side

David Gordon Green’s Our Brand Is Crisis is a horror film wrapped in fast-talking political comedy. Watching Sandra Bullock, as ruthless campaign manager Jane, flog her uncharismatic candidate for Bolivia’s next president, I snickered at her knowing quips. Asked by an offscreen TV interviewer (the film’s awkward framing device) to…

Restaurant Drama Burnt Is Dead on the Plate

Before Anthony Bourdain published Kitchen Confidential in 2000, mere mortals who simply eat in restaurants had little idea about the drinking, debauchery and drug use rampant among the folks responsible for getting their fettuccine alfredo to the table. The book was eye-opening if true, and a rambunctious, vicarious pleasure even…


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