Carnifex Put Fans First On “Decade of Despair” Tour

After saying off the road during 2013 to write new material, Carnifex reappeared like a phoenix with last year’s Die Without Hope. So the San Diego-based death-metal group begins a new chapter with a healthy appreciation for their very patient fan base, and a sense of thankful acknowledgment to those…

‘American Woman,’ Canadian Band: The Guess Who Keep On Rockin’

Most classic-rock fans would agree that the hard-charging “American Woman” is the most recognizable and lasting song from Canadian rockers The Guess Who. Not too shabby, considering that they also charted with a slew of other FM radio standards in the late ‘60s and early ‘70s. The anti-U.S. protest lyrics…

Mighty Mastodon Promises “Loud Noises, and Lots of Them”

America’s greatest progressive metal act is undoubtedly the Southern rockers known as Mastodon. Their uniquely creative aesthetic is unlike any other band’s in the States — or the world, for that matter. The four-piece out of Georgia also claims a most original architecture when it comes to music design and production…

Soulfly Brings Down Old Testament Wrath on New Archangel

From his musical beginnings as lead singer and guitarist for Sepultura onward, Max Cavalera’s contribution to metal can’t be underestimated. Along with his brother Igor Cavalera, Sepultura’s offering of primitive drum work, ariose guitar riffs and incredible screaming vocals brought an impressive brand-new to the heavy-metal canon. More importantly, the…

Stray Cats Look Feline and Feral In Early-’80s Glory

Stray Cats – Live at Rockpalast (DVD/2CD) 145 mins., $24.99 Today, the Stray Cats are best remembered as the flagship band of the ‘80s rockabilly renaissance, their retro riffs and pompadoured quiffs perfect for the then-fledgling MTV in videos like “Rock This Town,” “Stray Cat Strut” and “She’s Sexy + 17.” And…

Tony Award-Winning Pippin Returns to Houston

As Berthe, Adrienne Barbeau (Swamp Thing, The Fog, Maude) “sings a wonderful song while hanging upside down from a trapeze.” She says it’s not that difficult (“Well I’m totally dependent upon the porter who’s flying me.”) and she even gets the audience to join in the singing. It’s the return…

The Other Place: A Mystery Inside Someone’s Head

The whole thing would be easier to do if this was a movie. No quick scene changes (and there are a lot of them) to figure out. “We can’t wait 15 minutes while they pull a sofa out,” says director Don Stephenson. But he eagerly accepted the challenge, both because…

Mac Wellman’s Dracula Is a Comedy of the Blackest Sort

The black comedy Mac Wellman’s Dracula, like its inspiration, is a horror story. “But here, the horror isn’t the monster. The horror [for the men in the play] is all of these out-of-control women,” says Jennifer Decker, artistic director of Mildred’s Umbrella Theater Company. Are there out-of-control women in Dracula?…

Four Outrageous Texas Music Myths and Legends

Texas has played an enormous role in the history of rock music, and in our continuing series of rock myths and legends, we thought it would be interesting to look at some of the strange music stories with a connection to the Lone Star State.  4. IS THERE A BUDDY…

Should School District Cops Be Allowed to Choke Students?

Grabbing suspects by the throat or putting them in chokeholds are actions many police departments prohibit in most circumstances. Some departments outright ban the practice, and after the public saw video last summer of a New York police officer choking Eric Garner to death, police chokeholds became clouded in even…

Recap: The Ment’or BKB Young Chef Competition 2015 in Houston

Lee Foden-Clarke is moving at high speed, practically oblivious to everything going on around him. There are cameras snapping, flashes going off, video cameras broadcasting live, on-lookers and supporters watching with baited breath, as well as two chef-judges hovering close by, scoring his performance and technique. He’d been cooking for…

Texas Suing VW Is Such Adorable Hypocrisy

It was bound to happen, but we still have to laugh that Texas, of all places, became one of the first states to file a lawsuit against Volkswagen and Audi over the global emissions scandal. No, seriously. Texas may not exactly be known as an environmentally friendly (or even environmentally…

ACL Fest Weekend 2: The Good, the Bad & the Weird

THE GOOD BRAND NEW After reading multiple reviews earlier this week complain about how the band never plays “The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows,” you can imagine my surprise when all of a sudden I recognized the song starting over the PA. Brand New have never been one…

Doctor Who: “Before the Flood” Is Capaldi at His Best

The ninth season of the revived Doctor Who is quickly shaping up to be one of the best of any season the show has ever had. That probably sounds hyperbolic, but in many ways we’re getting the perfect meshing of the classic show’s charm mixed with everything that went right…

The Steve Sarkisian Firing: A Lesson in (Poor) Leadership

It was an early Sunday morning in late September back in 2013, following a 62-41 loss by the USC Trojans to the Arizona State Sun Devils in Tempe, that Pat Haden’s botching of the most important hiring decision in his tenure as USC athletics director began. More specifically, it began…

Bayou City Haunts: The 2015 Houston Press Halloween Guide

Everyone’s favorite spook-tastic holiday is back! And this year, it’s looking to be bigger and better than ever. Mark your calendars, because Houston-area haunts have quite the show to put on. From naughty parties and seriously freaky Halloween parties to nerdy museum nights and family-friendly festivals, we’ve rounded up the…

5 More Spooky Haunted Places to Visit in Texas

As we get closer to our spookiest holiday, it’s time to delve deeper into the heart of Texas, unearthing more places around the lone star state that are reported to be the haunts of restless spirits. As we’ve discovered previously, there are tons of supposedly haunted locations scattered all over…

Get out of the Pumpkin Patch! 13 Beers to Drink This Fall

Fall and cooler temperatures spur beer drinkers’ instincts to move away from lawnmower beers and lighter IPAs and into spicier, darker brews. We talked with three local beer experts to find out what they recommend seeking out this autumn and, believe it or not, only two in this list include…

Meow the Jewels Is a Fancy Feast Beyond Expectations

Run the Jewels have, for the past two years, been blowing up beyond their wildest dreams. Early this year I wrote a guide to how that happened. One of the biggest appeals of the duo is that they can so effortlessly jump lyrically between rap mafioso bravado, science fiction, social…

Kimmie Rhodes Is Ready to Move Forward

The inside of Kimmie Rhodes’ Austin-area home is more like a museum archive these days. Decades-old papers, photos, letters and reel-to-reel tapes occupy various nooks and crannies, material that the Texas singer-songwriter has been digging through for weeks that belonged to legendary KOKE-FM radio disc jockey Joe Gracey, her late…

KHOU and DISH Finally Reach Deal, End Blackout

Late last Friday night, following a few weeks of tense negotiations and a twice-extended deadline, KHOU and DISH still hadn’t come to terms on a new contract, so the CBS affiliate suddenly went dark for DISH customers. But the nuclear winter did not last long. Two days later, the two…

The Sword Plunges Back Into Houston

The Sword, Kadavar, All Them Witches Fitzgerald’s October 11, 2015 Upon their emergence from the very loudest corner of Austin’s music scene more than a decade ago, the Sword were decried by quite a few around the country as a gimmick band, merely aping the monolithic riffage of Black Sabbath…

Good Luck Parking Near Minute Maid Today

The Astros are back at Minute Maid Park today after yesterday’s 4-2 win over the Kansas City Royals. That means they’re on the brink of the American League Championship Series. That means today’s game is an important one to watch. That apparently also means parking rates out at Minute Maid just…

Why Bob McNair Is the Worst Owner in Houston Sports History

The Houston Texans, we are often told, are the ideal franchise. The owner doesn’t interfere with the coach or the general manager. The players are paid well and treated as professionals. The team goes out of the way to ignore any player with a troubled history. It’s an organization of…

Texas Southern University Has Seen Four Shootings in Six Weeks

Following the violence earlier this month at Oregon’s Umqua Community College, gun rights supporters again called for laws to allow for more firearms on college campuses, like the campus-carry law the Texas Legislature passed earlier this year. A string of shootings at Texas Southern University since late summer, however, hint…

Joe Jackson’s Fast-Forward Button Is In Perfect Shape

Joe Jackson Cullen Performance Hall October 11, 2015 Joe Jackson’s Houston stop last night was not only highly entertaining, it answered a question pondered more than 30 years ago by a long-departed esteemed Houston music critic. Early in his set, Jackson admitted to the fans that he couldn’t recall the…

American Idiot: Sex, Drugs, and Operatic Punk ‘n’ Roll

The set-up: Wow, man, what a rush! SRO Productions supplies an intoxicating high with this imaginative, exhilarating performance of Green Day’s American Idiot, a punk rock opera that’s more excessively “verismo” than any work Mascagni or Puccini, those Italian masters of the genre, could have dreamed. The execution: Rootless young…

College Football, Week 6 — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

Six weeks into the season, we are starting to get to the point where we can narrow down the number of undefeated teams and begin thinking about the teams that “control their own destiny” in this new post-BCS, yay-Playoff era that in which we now exist. After all, in the…

Dish of the Week: Pork Vindaloo

From classic comfort foods to regional standouts and desserts, we’ll be sharing a new recipe with you each week. Find other dishes of the week here. This week, we’re taking a look at Vindaloo. Also written as vindalho or vindaalo, vindaloo is a curry dish popular in the Goan region…

5 Driving Laws No One Bothers to Follow

At times, driving in Houston is taking your life in your hands. This is particularly true if you are one of those rare birds who follows every driving law regardless of what others around you are doing. And this doesn’t mean sensible things like speed limits (most of the time),…

5 Signs You Might Be a Facebook Creeper.

Social networking sites like Facebook are amazing when you consider how conveniently they allow people who live all over the world to interact with one another. Some people keep their circle of friends pretty small, using it mostly to keep up with family and others they know well offline. And…

Matilda Offers Artful Staging of a Classic Roald Dahl Book

The set-up: FULL DISCLOSURE: I am a Matilda virgin. Published in 1988, Roald Dahl’s classic kid’s book about little Matilda Wormwood and the transforming power of the printed page passed me by. I was a little too old to be suckered into reading kiddie lit. I also skipped the movie…

Counting Crows, Citizen Cope Keep It Mellow at The Woodlands

Counting Crows, Citizen Cope Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion October 8, 2015 If you have ever ventured up north to the Woodlands for a concert, then no doubt you have encountered a mess of traffic on I-45. The trip to watch the Counting Crows and Citizen Cope on Thursday was definitely…

Astros Take Royals, Announcers by Surprise With Game One Win

Late into the night, well after the Astros had sealed their 5-2 win in game one of the American League Division Series against the Kansas City Royals, should-be Hall of Famer Pete Rose candidly admitted what Astros fans have openly wondered for years, “When are we going to stop criticizing…

The 10 Most Disgusted Texans-Colts Rapper Tweets

The Houston Texans’ 2015 season began with HBO’s Hard Knocks introducing the team to America at large. It took a month of filming and some fancy editing to present to the nation our sometimes thrilling and frequently frustrating NFL franchise. Home Box Office could have saved all that time and…

Cougars Destroy SMU, Storm Out To 5-0 Record

The Houston Cougars defeated the 1-5 SMU Mustangs 49-28 last night. That pushes the UH record to 5-0 on the season, and maybe now it’s time for the question to be asked: are the Cougars for real? And if the team is real, does anyone in Houston really care? It…

Orbit: Houston’s Best Mascot

Want to know where the best dog park in town is? How about the best places to bike, jog, or have a picnic? Well, you can check out our picks in the sports & recreation section of this year’s Best of Houston issue, which we published this week. You can…

NFL Week 5: Colts 27, Texans 20 — 4 Winners, 4 Losers

Last Sunday, after the Atlanta Falcons’ complete annihilation of the Texans in Atlanta, I went on a tirade to open the Texans’ post game show that was full of honesty, truth, data, and bile. Texan fans listening live seemed to love it, other than the fact that its genesis was…

The Alley Returns Triumphantly With One Man, Two Guvnors

I searched high and low for that proverbial kitchen sink to make an appearance in the Alley Theatre’s uproarious production of Richard Bean’s inspired farce One Man, Two Guvnors, which inaugurated the venerable theater’s return to its downtown home after a year-long hiatus at the University of Houston and multi-million…

10 Houston Bars Everyone Should Visit at Least Once

When you publish a list like this it is bound to create discussions, both from those who agree and disagree with it; we do feel confident that these are essential bars in Houston for everyone to visit at least once, as the title states. Anyone going to these bars for…

Wavves Delights the Pro-Wrestling Fan In Us All

Pro-wrestling enthusiasts belong to one of the oddest fandoms in all of nerd culture. We are die-hard about it generally to the point of almost being religious, yet we always seem to have to put an asterisk by our enjoyment of it. No one asks people why they would bother…

The Best Houston Freestyle of All Time Is…

A key component of hip-hop has largely been forgotten these days, due to oversaturation more than anything else. The freestyle used to be a major thing, from lunchroom tables to recording booths and mixtapes. You could count on your hand the number of freestyles that have impacted your life in…

Chron Endorses a Homophobe for the HISD School Board, Again

Maybe the members of the Houston Chronicle editorial board had a change of heart. Or perhaps it’s just a case of collective amnesia. Whatever the case, as the Burnt Orange Report first noticed today, the Chron’s esteemed endorsers yesterday threw their support behind a Houston ISD school board candidate the…

Colts-Texans, Week 5 — Four Things to Watch For

I’m not going to lead in with a paragraph about how this is the “biggest game of the Texans’ season,” or how they can take over first place in the AFC South potentially (with a 2-3 record, no less!), or how ridiculous it is that this team continually plays its…

Get Your Wrestling Fix With The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity

In The Elaborate Entrance of Chad Deity, Luis Galindo plays Macedonio “The Mace” Guerra, a fighter apparently put on earth to make the prettier, more crowd-pleasing wrestlers look good. “He’s a nobody wrestler. He’s not a superstar. He’s what’s known in the wrestling world as a ‘jobber’ which makes the…

Coming Up: Onstage With Hal Holbrook at the Alley Theatre

Just out of college, Hal Holbrook and his then-wife Ruby toured small towns in Texas, putting on shows wherever they could find an audience. “We played nearly 200 little towns in Texas, Amarillo to Laredo.” And what he remembers from that, other than how cold it could get in their…

Five Emo Bands That Are Still Killing It

Get your handkerchiefs ready, kids, because tonight at House of Blues, Brand New, Manchester Orchestra and Kevin Devine are going to make you cry. This all-star cast of emo bands is one of the best parts about the ACL Fest overflow in Houston, and it’s one of those rare lineups…

Been Pulled Over Lately? The ACLU of Texas Wants to Hear About It

The death of Sandra Bland took on a whole new narrative once the dash-cam footage of her July 10 traffic stop-turned-roadside arrest became public. Before officials released the footage of Texas Department of Public Safety Trooper Brian Encinia pulling Bland over outside Prairie View A&M, the case gained national media…

We Could All Learn a Lot From Billy Idol

Billy Idol House of Blues October 6, 2015 We could all learn a lot from Billy Idol. Our common vocabulary is now peppered with words that describe what happens when face-to-face communication collides head-on with smartphone overuse. Nobody lives in the moment anymore, people will tell you. All we do…

My Family Won’t Accept My Man. Help!

THE GIRL I WAS TALKING TO SUDDENLY CUT ME OFF Dear Willie D: First of all, I’ve been a fan since I was 13. But anyway, I started talking to this girl on Twitter a while back; her name is Melissa. I’m from Mississippi, she’s from Australia, and we had…

Texas Finally Pledges to End Prison Rape

Last year, on the eve of yet another GOP presidential primary run, then-Gov. Rick Perry sent the feds a letter saying Texas would not comply with long overdue reforms to end rape in prisons and jails. The letter, first reported by the indefatigable criminal justice blog Grits For Breakfast, portrayed…

Texans Release Former Starting LB Mike Mohamed

In a 2015 season that has already had its share of injuries to core, foundational players like running back Arian Foster and left tackle Duane Brown, the Texans have also had a few “under the radar” injuries that have hampered their ability to do execute some very specific facets of…

A Quick and Dirty Guide to Tonight’s Astros Watch Parties

The Texans are a dud (again), but tonight the Astros make their first postseason appearance in a decade – a long-overdue opportunity to rinse out the rancid taste of getting swept out of the 2005 World Series by the Chicago White Sox. Excitement is high. First pitch of the one-game…


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