Spring Festival & Event Guide

Mar 20-20, 2013 / Vol. 27 / No. 14

Rockets Could Get a Lot Closer to the Playoffs Tonight

It always shocks me that over the course of 82 games, teams could remain so close that it comes right down to the wire, yet virtually every season, that is the case. With Portland and Dallas essentially falling off the map, there are five teams left fighting for the final…

Reality Bites: Splash

There are a million reality shows on the naked television. We’re going to watch them all, one at a time. With ABC’s Splash, the endgame to a sinister plot is in sight. Hollywood has finally found a way to kill off unwanted celebrities. For years, the movie and music and…

Last Night: Maroon 5 at Toyota Center

Maroon 5 Toyota Center March 19, 2013 So let’s get this strait, er, straight. I wouldn’t have covered Maroon 5, or Adam Levine and The Maroon Street Band on Tuesday night at the Toyota Center had it not been for my Adam Levine-loving girlfriend insisting we take leave of our…

How Much Pho Can You Eat in 30 Minutes?

Rather, how much crawfish-and-andouille-sausage pho with ghost peppers and other spicy additions can you eat in 30 minutes? That’s the challenge posed by LA Crawfish, the subject of this week’s cafe review and home of LA Crawfish Challenge. According to one of the managers I spoke with last week, no…

Tim Tebow Visiting Texas…to Speak in Corpus Christi

A few of you read that headline and thought, “Oh, dear God, no!” A few others of you read it and thought, “Oh, dear God, yes!” Either way, just like your thoughts, we’re pretty sure Tim Tebow’s visit to Corpus Christi will involve the big man upstairs. He will be…

Super Happy’s Festival Overflows SXSW Itself

Oh, Super Happy Fun Land. Can’t live without you; can’t get inside you… Despite becoming one of our favorite weeknight music haunts, Tuesday evening wasn’t the first time we’d found ourselves sitting in front of the darkened, locked doors of the venue, staring absent-mindedly into the East End and contemplating…

Experts: Conservation the Key to Future Texas Water Needs

Since the summer of 2011, Texas has been faced with a drought that not only harmed wildlife but reduced our recreational opportunities and damaged our water supplies. By 2012 the drought conditions marginally improved, but the state’s population continues to grow, causing the demand for water to increase daily. At…

The Transforming Power of Houston-Grown Citrus

The first thing I noticed upon returning to Houston after 14 years away? Flipping citrus is everywhere. In December, when I arrived, a laden grapefruit tree was around every corner, satsumas fell and gathered beneath their bushes, bright lemons winked from boughs, and kumquats — those pellets of pure Vitamin…

Behind “Pancho and Lefty”: “That Son of a Bitch Is a Smash”

“Pancho and Lefty” long ago became more than just a song and something closer to a pop-culture touchstone, particularly in Texas and the Southwest. According to Urbanspoon, you can even dine at Pancho & Lefty’s Tex-Mex restaurant in St. George, Utah. Unforgivably, it charges separately for chips and salsa, but…

Five Artists Who Have Grown Up Too Soon

Most child stars go through a ton of things being in the spotlight and hitting puberty in front of America. We’ve all seen it from Britney to Lindsay, they’re going from Disney to “Daaaamn” way too fast. Although I love it — and at 24, I grew up with some…

Happy 50th Birthday Kathy Ireland, The Kate Upton Of The ’80s

Was that headline a clever ploy to unite Generation X and Y in solidarity with millenials? You’re damned right. Everyone from the first two groups can agree on the bushy eyebrows and bikini-clad bod of Kathy Ireland, who turns 50 years old today, and was ubiquitous in Sports Illustrated’s best…

Burgers Off the Beaten Path: Watson’s House of Ales

“I am not a smart man.” Forrest Gump’s words echoed in my head as I stared at the Saint Patrick’s Day decorations hanging on the temporary plastic tents erected outside Watson’s House of Ales this past Sunday afternoon. In my haste to come and try what I’ve been told is…

The Real Reason We Hit Up RodeoHouston: All the Hotties

Sure, fried dough and mutton-bustin’ are entertaining. But there’s nothing at Rodeo Houston quite so appealing as the hotties that Houston does best. Read on for some of the finer specimens we discovered over the past few weeks — just so you know who really stole the show…

100 Creatives 2013: Nicola Parente, Abstract Painter and Photographer

“For me, the expansive visual sensibility shared is such an important part of being a creative,” says Italy-born painter and photographer Nicola Parente, a spiritual guy who is quite accomplished in the art world. Parente’s works have been shown all over the map, including Mexico and Ethiopia. He’s also created…

March Madness: Quantifying the Odds of a Perfect Bracket

The NCAA Tournament starts in full force on Thursday afternoon with first round action in four different cities. (NOTE: I know that there are four games that the NCAA calls “first round” games on Tuesday and Wednesday night. This is hogwash. These games are functional play-in games for access to…

So, Are Miniseries the New Thing Now?

A few weeks ago I wrote an article about television binge watching and attempted to counter the popular sentiment from television critics that this was a bad habit. One of the arguments against binge watching is that it if it becomes the viewing choice du jour, why make a long…

Viva La Dome! Check Out These Old Concert Tickets

The close of RodeoHouston’s season gives us all a respite from having to look at the adjacent Astrodome while we eat our third turkey leg and wait for our turn on the Ferris wheel. Truth be told, some of us can just stare at the Dome for hours without a…


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