Of all the porn parodies we as a smut-loving nation could have asked for, we end up getting a hardcore version of The Simpsons, complete with body paint, blue hair, and Homer and Marge doing things onscreen that would make Reverend Lovejoy and Ned Flanders turn red with embarrassment (or at least ask to join).
Porn parodies of big-screen movies and television shows are nothing new, it just seems that lately we have been seeing a rush of them. It's harder and harder to brand and sell original smut on its own these days, and what better way to sell a DVD or Blu-ray than by lampooning pop culture with a couple of wigs and some creative editing and lighting. You don't think they really screw for 30 minutes, do you?
The most popular porn parody of the past few years has without a doubt been the Nailin' Paylin' series, featuring smut-screen legend Lisa Ann donning glasses, pinning her hair up, and taking her panties off to play former Alaska governor and political firebrand Sarah Palin.
What better way for lefties to vent their frustration with Palin's constant conservative foibles than by hatefully jerking off to her pornographic double as she gets in a lesbian threesome with actresses playing Condoleezza Rice and Hilary Clinton, among other naughty things.
As of yet we haven't seen any Michele Bachmann or Christine O'Donnell porn fodder, but we'll keep you posted, though if no one has called dibs on a series about the crying Speaker Of The House "John Boner," I'll do it myself. What? I've been working out and I can wear the shit out of a wig.
Most of these look pretty funny as far as porn goes, with the camp factor being played up in the right places, and the names being changed. We must say it was masterful casting snagging Ashlynn Brooke to replace Steve Carell in the parody of The Office. Let's just say that the Pam & Jim love story goes farther than you ever wanted.
Most of these also feature Evan Stone, who is apparently becoming porn's go-to utility actor. He's in about half of these, including a role as James T. Kirk.
Batman XXX: A Porn Parody The best thing about this is that they had the smarts to spoof the '60s TV series, playing right into our Julie Newmar fetish.
This Ain't Glee: A XXX Parody Kinda creepy, with the kids being in high school, but someone's buying it.
Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody See some of the industry's best MILF performers put to good use as the gals from Miami deal with aging, and of course, sex.
This Ain't Star Trek This show was always about two steps away from being porn even in the '60s, depending on who you ask.
The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody Who says porn can't get wrapped up in '80s nostalgia?
This Ain't Avatar XXX For a Halloween project for Art Attack, I got to be covered in blue paint, a la Avatar. At least they didn't paint everything. And yes you are correct, in this version, unobtainium is Viagra.
Roseanne: A XXX Parody This one has to stray a bit from the original show, but it's worth seeing Dan and Roseanne finally get it on, right? Right?
This Ain't Beverly Hills 90210 XXX The directors did a great job capturing the '90s feel in this version of the Fox teen drama, right down the music and the video editing. Even Mr. Walsh gets a piece of Donna this time around.
This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX No words.
Not The Bradys: A XXX Parody Of course Ron Jeremy plays Sam The Butcher, because he delivers the meat. Do you get it? It' funny because he has a large penis.
The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody I'm assuming someone fucks with the Jesus this time around. The story centers on someone getting blown on the Dude's rug, and you can take the story from there. Bonus points for Evan Stone as "The Stranger" and the narrator.
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody Yes! Evan Stone as the Porn Nazi screaming "No porn for you!" and James Deen nailing Jerry's voice. Hehehe, nail.
30 Rock: A XXX Parody In a predictable turn of events, Lisa Ann plays Tina Fey's Liz Lemon character. You remember Fey played Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live, while Lisa Ann portrayed Palin in those Nailin' Paylin' movies, closing the circle on this blog like a sweet little daisy chain.