It was Thanksgiving, 2006 when then newbie-author Sophie Jordan got her first real dose of "Are you a real writer?"
At a family get-together, a woman came up to Jordan and, with more than a hint of suspicion in her voice, said, "Sooooo, you wrote a book."
"Yes, I did," Jordan replied.
"And you sold this book?"
"Yes, I did."
"And where can I find this b-o-o-k?" the woman said, making quote signs in the air with her hands as she said the word book.
Jordan, now a New York Times bestselling author, laughs at the memory and says she continues to get the "Are you a real writer?" question. Often.
"I should start those conversations with 'I'm a real writer. I'm not imaginary nor am I a ghost.' Dentists don't get that reaction. 'Really? Are you a real dentist? You get paid to be a dentist?' Nobody ever asks them anything like that."
Jordan concedes that her "work" activities don't always look like work. She spends a lot of time watching television shows and movies. ("It's research," she says.) And she spends a lot of time reading and talking about odd things like kink clubs at Ivy League colleges. A kink club at a college is featured in her new title, Foreplay, the first installment in The Ivy Chronicles series, being released in November.
After seeing a newspaper article about a kink club at Harvard, Jordan did a little research. "It's called Harvard College Munch and it's listed among the university-sanctioned clubs. I found out Princeton also had a kink club and was joking about it with my agent. I said, 'Wow, there should be a book series that centers on that.' Suddenly the phone went quiet and my agent said, 'How long until you can come up with that proposal?' I told her, 'I'll call you back this afternoon.' That's what started The Ivy Chronicles."
Foreplay is Jordan's first release aimed at a new adult audience (think readers that have outgrown the young adult genre and are ready for a little more sex on the page).
What She Does: "At my core, I'm an artist. I create something from nothing. I get to make up stuff for a living." Jordan also juggles a variety of other roles as a full-time writer. "The business side takes up a lot of time. I work with a publicist, marketing person, my agent, editors, bloggers, reporters, readers." She sandwiches writing between posting on her various social media sites, ordering swag for readers ("My young adult readers really like swag. I had to have stickers, T-shirts, all sorts of stuff for them."), doing interviews and other non-writing duties. "If I can write two hours a day, that's a good day."
Why She Likes It: "I love coming up with an idea. I have ideas all the time. Inspiration comes easily, it's always the execution that's tricky. When I came up with Foreplay, I went from reading an article about a Harvard kink club to coming up with the idea for a series, to pitching it the following day. It's very fast sometimes. I like having an editor get so excited about an idea. That's my favorite part, the idea phase. I wish I could do that all the time, but at some point you have to write the book."
What Inspires Her: "Everything. It seems so flip, I know, but really everything. It is the easiest part of being a writer for me. It's a faucet that I can't turn off.
"I was joking with my editor about giving a historic heroine a zombie [animal] for a pet. She sent me this article about how one in four domestic cats kills. And not because they're hungry, because they're being fed kitty food at home, but just because. Cats are killers. As I'm reading this article, a cat began to form in my mind, that will belong to the heroine in my book. From that little article, I've created a cat that seems sweet and serene with the heroine but tortures the hero, bringing him dead animals all the time."
If Not This, Then What: "I would to do something with cooking. It's not that far off from what I already doing -- you create something, you give it to people and then you sit back and watch their reaction."
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If Not Here, Then Where: "Somewhere cold. I love our one month of cold weather here in Houston but at the same time I romanticize snow so much. I know it's just because we don't have any. I would love a writers retreat, a log cabin in the woods somewhere. That would be great."
What's Next: Jordan, who writes historic romances, young adult and paranormal novels in addition to her upcoming new adult series, is busy with the Foreplay release and already at work with the next title in that series. She has one book in the revision stage and another that's set to be released in January.
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