Soundtrack This Crazy Tweaker Video

A friend emailed this clip of some cops separating a shirtless dude from his beloved drug lab, but Rocks Off thinks the snarky cookie-cutter commentary - even from Kids in the Hall and The Larry Sanders Show alumnus Scott Thompson - doesn't really do it justice. Leave your suggestions for a better soundtrack in the comments. He's thinking something along the lines of Ministry's "Jesus Built My Hotrod"...