New Devin, Scarface And Big Pokey Product, The Kanye Abides, Snoop <3s Justin Bieber, Akon Vs. Sri Lanka, Etc.

Welcome back to Turning the Screw, Rocks Off's weekly rap post. It probably won't rhyme, at least most of the time. E-mail tips to introducingliston@gmail.com. Thanks, homies.

Here's that

that we kept forgetting to post. It's looking like his new album is going to be out of sight. Scarface is going to

. We will check the internet every 20 minutes for the rest of our life until it leaks. P.S. Watch the video of 'Face talking about the tape. He seems crazy like a homeless person. Oh, and Big Pokey's

tape

. He's having a concert at The Roxy March 31. Bring your flak jackets. And your crosses. Z-Ro and Jay'Ton are supposed to be there too. We've been listening to The Kanye's

a lot lately. If you didn't think that was one of the best albums of 2008, then you're a moron. We get you, The Kanye. We get you. Announcement: We will no longer be linking to videos of SXSW performances, so please stop sending them. You may, however, continue sending rap videos where a backup dancer's nipple is slightly exposed while she dances.

Some copies of that new Wu album are going to have

. Cool.

That's cool and all, but really we just wanted to link to that

site again. Always funny. Asher Roth's manager tried to

.

Hope Suge Knight has a solid alibi. Here's video of Nicki Minaj trying to pretend like

when she got skipped on for that XXL Freshman cover last year. Akon is going to war with Sri Lanka.

Figure that one out.