Ah, the 4th -- a day for friends and family to hit the grill and the swimming pool; a day to celebrate what it truly means to be American. And besides burgers sizzling on the grill and the drunken detonation of fireworks that come perilously close to blowing off your hand, what's more American than good ol'-fashioned pornography?
We asked some Texas-born adult film stars (and one who's taken a break from the business) what their plans are for the 4th. Sadly, their plans didn't align with what we imagined, but it sounds like they'll be having fun all the same.
Hometown: Corpus Christi Honors: Latina Performer of the Decade (LatinBabeIndex.com); 2009 AVN Award Nominee for Best All-Girl 3-Way Sex Scene Sample Titles: Casa de Pussy, Butt Hutt, Say Hola to My Hole'a
Her representative tells us: "Nina Mercedez has a very Texas 4th of July tradition of barbecue brisket, 2"-thick steak, and corn on the cob -- on the grill of course. And let's not forget...lots of fireworks!!"
Hometown: The Woodlands Honors: 2010 F.A.M.E. Award (Hottest Body); 2010 AVN Award (Best Solo Sex Scene, "Not the Bradys XXX") Sample Titles: Weapons of Ass Destruction 3, Teenage Angel Princess, Cum Drippers 6
"The Fourth is one of the only holidays I usually get to be home on, instead of on the road. We are having a dozen-plus people from the business over to cook out, swim, and watch fireworks over the Las Vegas Strip! This is one of my very favorite holidays!"
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Bree Olson (retired from porn, look for her in the upcoming Not Another Celebrity Movie)
Hometown: Houston Honors: 2008 AVN Award for Best Anal Sex Scene (Big Wet Asses 10), 2010 AVN Award for Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene (The 8th Day) Dubious Honor: Charlie Sheen's ex-girlfriend Sample Titles: Eat My Black Meat 4, Load Warriors, Destination Tonsils
"I am going with my boyfriend here in Hollywood up north to San Francisco to spend time with his family for the holidays. We plan on going to the parade, seeing fireworks and having a BBQ. I guess you can't take the Houston of the girl after all. Those are the 'all American' plans if I do say so myself."
Well, since we didn't get any pity invitations, we can at least throw in some of the aforementioned films and pretend we're making our own fireworks with these gals, if you know what we mean! (And if you don't, it's a thinly veiled double entendre indicating our desire to have sexual intercourse with them.)