Date: March 16
AKA: "Too Bad They're Not Called 'Plane,' Then My Vomiting In This Airsick Bag Would Be Technically Correct"
Genre: Ubiquitous annoyo-pop
Best Known Song(s): "Meet Virginia," "Drops of Jupiter," "Hey Soul Sister"
Key Demographic: People who: check out Mozart while they do Tae Bo, act like summer and walk like rain, listen like spring and talk like June
Previous HLSR Appearance(s): First Rodeo appearance
Houston Connections, If Any: Houston has a lot of trains, and we feel like throwing ourselves under one every time we hear that goddamned "Hey Soul Sister" song.
If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Only drinking coffee at midnight, smoking a pack a day (wait, that's me), wearing high heels when you exercise... you're a flake, in other words.
Odds of Wearing a Hat: 10 percent
Because He/She's Bald? Because they're trying to be ironic, man.
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Odds of Onstage Injury: Only if a helpful HLSR volunteer opens the bull enclosure and mercifully stampedes them out of our misery.
Odds of The Crowd Wondering What Genius Scheduled These Mopes to Play The Freaking Rodeo: 100 billion percent