We sat down with Matty McLoughlin from The Soft Pack to see what we could learn about him in 30 seconds.
Rocks Off: What is the worst song in the world?
Matty McLoughlin: An Eagles song. It's divorce rock and is always a buzzkill.
RO: What is the best lyric in the world?
MM: "Nigga please" by Ol' Dirty Bastard.
RO: Someone throws a beer bottle at you. What do you do?
MM: Duck I guess. Maybe attack their insecurities afterwards.
RO: Without worrying about time, space, or physical laws, what would be the ultimate gig?
MM: My 12th birthday party. Soft Pack opening for Rancid.
RO: What will you buy with your first million dollars?
MM: A cozy house with wood floors and high ceilings... or a SeaDoo.
RO: What would you buy with your last dollar?
MM: Gatorade Gum.
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RO: If you could canonize another musician as a saint, who would it be and what would they be the patron saint of?
MM: Kim Deal. The patron saint of beautiful.
The Soft Pack plays Fitzgerald's tonight with The Futureheads, Born Ruffians and Meligrove Band.
Jef With One F is the author of The Bible Spelled Backwards Does Not Change the Fact That You Cannot Kill David Arquette and Other Things I Learned In the Black Math Experiment, available now.