"Hey do you want a Red Bull?" "No thanks." "It has vodka in it." "Okay."
"Let me know if you're gonna do something stupid so I can record it and post it online for karma"
"Dude! There's still a whole hour left of this! That's awesome!"
"I wanna see them get nasty. Then get even nastier! And them get nice, you know, just to keep things interesting."
"The guys in Glassjaw would probably freak out if they heard they were somebody's favorite band, not just another band people kind of like."
"Where is love now? Babadabababa."
"You think you're too old for this pit? These two are my kids."
"So, did you just come from a wedding?"
"I don't believe you that that's how you're supposed to say Jehu"
"It's no WWE." "It's still entertaining enough to drink a beer and watch."
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"Oh hell naw, bitch! I've been here since 11am! Bye Felicia!
"Dang! Do you smell that? Where is it coming from?" "Wiz Khalifa's bus."
"There's no one even any good playing today." "Wiz Khalifa is playing." "That's true." "Wiz counts as like two or three good bands." "Lets not push it that far."
"Who's Wayne Gretzky?"
"Sun Kil Moon, suck my dick!"
"Oh shit, it's the long-lost Culkin brother." "I don't know, it looks more like the dude from Deerhunter. The one with Marfan syndrome."
Reported by Corey Deiterman, Cory Garcia and Marco Torres
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