Steroids and Roger Clemens and, um, a Wookie

As many of you have probably figured out, I haven't been too thrilled with the attorneys for Roger Clemens -- yes, I'm talking to you, Rusty. Roger's in deep, and it's only getting deeper. That said, I think I have the perfect defense for Rocket.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Chewbacca Defense:

-- John Royal