Chamillionaire's Fans
Okay, so let us sort this out. Chamillionaire had an album he was hoping to put out this past year? He wanted to call it Venom? He designed the whole thing to reflect that sort of malevolent vibe that accompanies the word "venom"? Only, there were a bunch of label-to-artist-to-label creative differences and Cham got pissed and decided to just shelve the whole thing, hoping to never hear anything about it ever again? Then he created a brand-new album and offered his fans the chance to name it? And they voted to call it Venom?
That actually happened? Albert Walker Mondane, One of the Turds Who Shot Up Trae Day Trae Day, an event put on by civic-minded rapper Trae tha Truth, was littered with gunfire in its waning moments. There were a ton of children around. Six people were shot, and a whole bunch of others were scared crapless. It was an awful moment in Houston's rap-related history. Eventually, Albert Walker Mondane, 19, turned himself in for his participation in the shooting. A few weeks later, several others were charged as well. Here's hoping that all of them step on a thumbtack twice in one day. Also-Rans: Method Man: For shooting that lady with a pellet gun at a Houston concert. Have you ever been shot with a pellet gun? That shit is the worst. Willie D: Fake iPhones, Willie? That's how you're gonna go out? Were we the only ones disappointed in his choice of crimes? Lil' Flip's Cornrows: It's 2009, sir. Game over. Rap-A-Lot: Because it's Rap-A-Lot.