2. The Shining Let's be fair: no one can rant quite like Kanye can. He's the king of rants, from Twitter to live awards shows to interview rants to that permafrown he's always sporting, the guy is a walking, talking rant machine. So the only movie rant that can even come close was brought to us courtesy of The Shining and Mr. Jack Nicholson. No Paris and media attention make Kanye a dull boy.
1. The Passion of the Christ There's only so many times the guy gets a pass for calling himself God -- or name songs "I Am a God," before he comes off as looking flat-out desperate; Yeezus is obviously campaigning for the follow-up role in The Passion of the Christ and we just didn't understand him. No one understands his genuis!
He should wear the Jesus piece and chain in the remake; it would add some ridiculously misunderstood artistic irony to the film.
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