RO: Someone throws a beer bottle at you onstage. What do you do?
FT: Duck. Duck. Goose.
RO: Without worrying about space, time, or the laws of physics, what would be the ultimate gig to play?
FT: I'd love to play the Astrodome. Shit, even Astroworld. R.I.P.
RO: What would you buy with a million dollars?
FT: Lots of nice dinners for me and all my family and friends. Lots of lemongrass tofu at Van Loc in Houston. Some cases of Guinness. Some denim jackets. A house, a car or two, and a Jacuzzi that can fit at least twelve people.
RO: What would you buy with your last dollar?
FT: I'd go to Del Taco and have a feast. They got the deals for that ass, playboy.
RO: If you could canonize another musician who would it be and of what would they be the patron saint?
FT: Dee Dee Ramone. The patron saint of mathematics. He had numbers one through four down pat.
RO: What will be written on the plaque beneath the giant statue future generations erect in your honor?
FT: Smart Ass Black Boy.
Fat Tony performs with Tom Cruz,10ille, and DJ iPod Ammo. tonight at Warehouse Live