Rocks Off sat down with Praga Khan of Belgian techno band Lords of Acid to see what we could learn about the controversial and critically acclaimed sextremist in 30 seconds.
Rocks Off: What is the worst song in the world?
Praga Khan: "Ice Ice, Baby" because fades and parachute pants were never cool.
RO: What is the best lyric in the world?
PK: "This is what it sounds like when doves cry" from Prince's "When Doves Cry."
RO: Someone throws a beer bottle at you. What do you do?
PK: Use it as a butt-plug on my rubber doll, Sex-Bomb Annie.
RO: Without worrying about time, space, or the laws of physics, what would be the ultimate gig?
PK: Playing tele-cast from Mars because it would be seen by the entire universe.
RO: What would you buy with a million dollars?
PK: Solar panels because it would pay off quickly.
RO: What will you buy with your last dollar?
PK: Probably some smokes because I'm European.
RO: If you could canonize another musician, who would it be and of what would they be the patron saint?
PK: My bass player Murv. He'd be the Patron Saint of Sexy Images.
Lords of Acid play Scout Bar with Angelspit and EraseTheVirus, Saturday, March 19.
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